I never wanted to be a model. In fact, I've always despised models. Not only because my self-esteem is too low to invite them to a night of illicit debauchery; it's just not my thing. But today I was offered the chance to become a male model. It didn't go well.

"Taste of Regret" by Of Mice & Men from the upcoming album, Earthandsky, used with permission. Buy or stream the album on 09/27.

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As always, thank you to my listeners.

Special Thanks: Aaron Pauley, Of Mice & Men, mom, Erica Bystrom, Adam & Eve

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