'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, other than Uncle Tom with a woman's blouse;
His nuts were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that The Ice Queen soon would be there;
Jud was nestled all snug in his bed,
Till he heard the sound of a relative getting some head;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and Jud in his cap,
Got up to see just who was being tapped...

See Jud at The Comedy Store on Friday, January 12. Tix: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-best-of-deez-nutz-live-at-the-world-famous-comedy-store-original-room-tickets-41608779981

ADD JUD ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA: @judtravis on Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat. ...Fuck Facebook.

"Yeah High (Feat. 8Ball & MJG)" by Da Mafia 6ix (aka DJ Paul) from the album, 6ix Commandments, used with permission and available on all music streaming services.

Special Thanks: Dove at DJ Paul's management, DJ Paul, Uncle Tom, Vargus Mason, mom

Recorded in The City of Assholes on 01/09/18

RIP Lord Infamous.