Loser Like Me

TGP 2x00 and 2x01: The Puma Man Project

We may not know how to make chili, how to make coffee, or how old we are, but if there's one thing we DO know is that it's for The Glee Project - TWO! We're back to our old bullshit and so is production, so join us as we meet the latest 13 victims and also MST3K's own Puma Man. Also discussed are lesbians who look like Justin Bieber, being yourself (but not too much!), and having the range darling. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod.bsk...

glEIDOLON 04: Viva La Vida

The final boss has made her appearance - or has she? With countless Eidolons by her side, Lea Ferns is a force to be reckoned with - but as the battle wages, another threat may come to light in the eleventh hour. Will our heroes triumph? Find out in the thrilling conclusion!   CAST Anna King - Christina, CWoodsArt on twitter & bluesky. Lexi Morganstern - Jenna, ErisLockehart on cohost and discord-inc on tumblr. Dolly Luna - Morgan, Bodega_Baddie on twitter and GirlNextVore on bluesky & coh...

glEIDOLON 03: Jar of Hearts

Tanner definitely didn't forget to upload the podcast for two weeks. Our heroes gather their thoughts in this brief sanctuary, trying to form a gameplan while also getting to know each other and their fellow classmates. The journey to the next school may be perilous, but if they can figure out who' behind everything they might have a serious advantage...   CAST Anna King - Christina, CWoodsArt on twitter & bluesky. Lexi Morganstern - Jenna, ErisLockehart on cohost and discord-inc on tumbl...

gleEIDOLON 02: A House is Not a Home

Our heroes have befriended a rat and narrowly avoided an ambush by a rival school, but now they have to continue trekking through the Undertow in order to find more information about just what is going on. As they do, they'll discover a mysterious building as well as come face to face with the Eidolon of the villain after them...   CAST Anna King - Christina, CWoodsArt on twitter & bluesky. Lexi Morganstern - Jenna, ErisLockehart on cohost and discord-inc on tumblr. Dolly Luna - Morgan, Bo...

gleEIDOLON 01: Ben, a Song About A Rat

Welcome to the back half of our Bonus Stuff we were working on during the strike - it's over now, but this was still in the works, we just went through with it anyway. It's a 4-episode actual play miniseries! In a seemingly normal school, 4 students under-valued by their show choir are about to discover a hidden world within the school system, where students fight for show choir dominance not with song and talent, but mysterious beings called Eidolons...   CAST Anna King - Christina, CWoo...

Bonus: Canonically Learning the Wrong Lessons (Belated S3 Q&A)

Welcome back to Glee...for the time being at least (union strong!). Here's the Q&A we did months ago and deigned not to release until now. We got asked some truly buckwild questions by our friends on twitter and on the discord. The mother show is in it's lesbian death sprial era, Christina is normal about this and Tanner eats it like grapes. Enjoy! If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Ch...

The Best Rapper in Northern Saskatchewan (Strike Era ep. 4)

We're dead! But we put a podcast episode out for you anyway. We've watched Ride the Cyclone. While we did have to dig into some of the issues surrounding the character of Ricky Potts and his disability, we ultimately liked most of the show. Christina is spotting all the glee influences in here and Tanner is just wired from eating 8 apples, so let's enjoy the ride! This episode features music from the Ride the Cyclone world premier cast recording, distributed by Ghostlight Records. If you w...

Manic Pixie D-Bag (Strike Era ep. 3)

Time for another book, which we slammed out in a single episode! We're now reading Chris Colfer's foray into YA lit, Stranger than Fanfiction. We got the feeling he's working through some of his post-Glee feelings while also doing a no-brands run, and we end up harping on specific details because we ended up liking most of it by the end. This time the theme s "Bread and Roses", written by James Oppenheim and performed by Judy Collins. If you want to contact us we can be found at loserlikem...

Just Like Alberta With the Rats (Strike Era ep.2)

Listen, we probably could still talk about Glee and Glee project...but we're not going to until the Actor's Strike is done. Give them money, AMPPTPTPTP! Instead, we continue discussing Chris Colfer's Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell, and this time around we've got a big bad rug, a rental castle, and deus ex artillery. Huzzah! This time the theme is "Solidarity Forever", written by Ralph Chaplin and performed by Pete Seeger. If you want to contact us we can be found at loserlikemepod@gma...

A Bookbag Full of Bees (Strike Era ep. 1)

Listen, we probably could still talk about Glee and Glee project...but we're not going to until the Actor's Strike is done. Give them money, AMPPTPTPTP! Instead, we're gonna relax and read Chris Colfer's debut novel Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell! It's got a bunch of fairy tale fun in there like talking frogs, enforced veganism, and terrible children. Yay! The current theme is "There is Power in a Union", written and performed by Joe Hill. If you want to contact us we can be found at ...

BONUS: There are Many Detriments to Being a Marine Archeologist

Do you have a blood feud with a giant squid? Do your coworkers mock your belief in a magic opal? Do you like Cory Monteith getting some brewskies with the bros? Then Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep, also known as Deadly Water, and almost known as Stop or my Squid Will Shoot might be the movie for you. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net D...

BONUS: Five Color Brittany Goodstuff (ft. Cyd)

In our continued bonus episode excursions into other worlds, we've gone so far out of it that Christina doesn't actually know what's going on. So we brought in Tanner's friend Cyd to tell us all about Magic: the Gathering! The card might have complex rules, but the lore is what we're here for, and we're trying our best not to assign everybody theatre kid colours. Cyd can be found on twitter @kwizats_haderac. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserli...

Bonus: Season 3 Blooper Medley

Let's get the Bonus Section underway once again, with all the cut lines from our other episodes! Thank you as always to our guests, our editor Emily, and listeners like you! If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

3x22: The White Fanging of Rachel Berry

It's time to say goodbye...to the Faberry Bathroom...to Mike O'Malley's hips...though we'll be keeping the RuPaul of Ohio, unfortuantely. It's the season finale and we both have very strong words for like...this whole situation. And conveniently, remind ourselves of one of our biggest gripes about Glee Project coming up! If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check ou...

3x21: A High-Sodium Roasting

And we're back already! We've driven all the way to The Yelling Place, and it's time for the Nationals to end all Nationals. There are some great wails, a lot of girl-huckin', and an amuse bouche of Kevin McHale. But who will win?! If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

3x20: Bodyslam Her, Tina!

Christina felt that "Props" was a vibes-only episode of glee, but Tanner came with a full essay prepared. We are examining the assassination of Tina Cohen-Chang by the cowards RIB, fending off blows from Rachel Berry jumpscares and teen-on-teen violence. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

3x19: It’s Missy Gunderson with the Steel Chair! (ft. JD Fierce)

Missy Gunderson did nothing wrong, but she's also a stone cold b*tch and definitely has a shank in her purse. To help us analyze this important Glee character we brought in our friend and guest JD Fierce! Join us as we despise liars, start a war on xylophones, and assassinate everyone's character.   JD can be found on twitter @CodenameJD. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina ...

3x18: Midwest Slander (ft. Annie Crayton)

It's time for the big audition! If you can dodge the intense sandwich board hallucinations and the naked teenage jazz phantom you might stand a chance against EGOT winner Whoopi Goldberg - though our guest this week Annie was caught off guard by the whole...glee of it all. We're getting real Glimdark, that's for sure. You can find Annie on twitter @Anniezard! If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUps...

3x17: The Whitest Boy

Ooh we wanna pod with somebody! Somebody who loves glee! It's time for another tribute episode, one that goes...pretty quickly all things considered. But we still have enough time to suggest Sue recastings for the remake, reasons for a divorce, and how to say sorry with a song. It's Whitney time! If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Disc...

3x16: A Steaming Hot Mug of Gender (ft. Fabby Garza)

We could bear-ly contain our excitement over this week's guessed, the incomporable Fabby Garza! Unfortunately we did make her watch a pretty weak episode of glee. Between the sex floor and the deep fried testicle we nearly took a page from Dianna Agron's book and peaced out for the week, but then Unique arrived and she's perfect and everyone loves her. You can find Fabby on twitter @Fabby_Garza! If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on tw...

3x15: Gaslight Gatekeep Gleeboss (ft. Riley Hopkins)

We've dragged Riley back on the show this week because Matt Bomer is here! He's been inducted into Ryan Murphy's stable of Strong Jawlines and I'm afraid it's terminal. We try our best with this episode but sometimes it pales in comparison to things like Naruto, or Taron Egerton as a Gorilla. Riley can be found on twitter @RevRyeBread, that's "rev" like reverend and "rye" like rye........bread. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twi...

3x14: Rachel Getting Married

This is a serious episode - like actually, trigger warning for homophobia, bullying, depression, and suicide attempts. This is also a glee podcast so get ready for discussions on lesbian death spirals, nu metal moments, and a thoughts and prayers playlist. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

3x13: Gospel Ronin (ft. Alice)

3x12: Translator’s Note: Muy Means ”Very” (ft. Marn)

This week we brought on a guest to help deal with an episode finally acknowledging Will Schuester's bullshit (for now). Marn joins the pod to discuss "The Spanish Teacher" and much like Santana, we're all trying to manifest laser eyes with which to destroy William. Marn can be found on twitter @CorpseRevivers. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corn...

3x11: The Dark Parking Garage of the Soul

This is an episode about a song about a rat. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

3x10: Weddings 2 Weddings Furious

We're back, regrettably! The holiday is over and now we have to commit to this relationship. Will is here and he's a beta cuck, but fortunately Roz Washington is here with her Bronze Damn Olympic Medal and she's roasting everybody. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Bonus: Rory Flanagan Found Dead in Miami

Glee's loss is another film's gain in this episode, because we're finishing our holiday break with Santa Fake! It's got Damian McGinty, Heather Morris, sad coyote noises, Catholic guilt, and cabbits! That's a half-cat, half-rabbit. It's surprisingly charming? Damian's singing is great but you'll notice he doesn't dance (hey man good luck on DWTS) If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Chri...

Bonus: Linday Lohan’s the Death of Stalin

One of several ancient curses as befallen us listeners, so we're gonna watch a Christmas movie about it. Future Glee star Lindsay Lohan and current Glee star Chord Overstreet have come together to make a movie about white fanging yourself and dying of Hallmark movie disease. Also there's a bisexual hiking trip but we're not worried about that right now. It's Falling! for the Christmas. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tann...

3x09: Don’t Be Sad On Christmas (Or I’m Gonna Hit You With a Stick) (ft. Klaudia)

RRRRgggrgggrgrgrgRGRGrgGRGRGRGR! That means "It's not Christmas without special guest star Klaudia from RuPalp's Pod Race!" in Shrywook! We needed some extra help to get through this inane special that went a little too hard on the holiday spirit and baby jesus. But come on in, join our best friends and holiday roommates, as we determine that the two genders really are capitalism and Jesus. Klaudia can be found on twitter for now @KaludiaSays. If you want to contact us we can be found at l...

3x08: This is What Happens When Rachel Isn’t Here

This week, dancing is tearing Mike's family apart, Sam is trending as White Chocolate, Shelby's apology isn't good enough, and we watch "Hold On to Sixteen". If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

3x07: 2 Flat 2 Baby (ft. Emily)

Emily has escaped containment and is guesting on the podcast, so you know it's gonna be incomprehensible! We are analyzing this surprisingly Santana-less episode despite it ostensibly being about her? At least Rachel is facing the consequences of her actions for once. Emily treats Quinn right, Christina wants Beiste to be happy, and Santana's abeula once tried to kill some Teen Wolves. Emily can be found on twitter @Empandanada. If you want to contact us we can be found at loserlikemepod@g...

3x06: The Great Debate - Santana vs. Finn (ft. Harley)

Y'all, we get a little deep for this episode Harley is hear to help us litigate the case between Finn and Santana...and it's not that much of a case but we try to dissect where the writers were coming from and how to do it better. Also maybe don't sleep with your students? Harley has a Puck Problem, Tanner throws their boot, and Christina puts tots in Sue's car again. Harley can be found on twitter @IWriteQueerSins. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or ...

3x05: The Horizontal Monster Mash (ft.Jams)

This week's episode is about DOING IT. You gotta do it or you can't act! Also CW's The Flash is here, so our friend Jams is tagging along to comment on him being the horniest guy in the Twink Enclosure. Rachel Wears a Sex Cape, Blaine is Lost in the Sex Headlights, and Quinn's characterization gets liquefied. Jams can be found on twitter @JamsWilk. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and C...

3x04: That’s Just Wish Law (ft. Jake Mason)

*deedle deedle deedle deedle* Damian McGinty is here! Also our friend Jake Mason, who's been glee-free since 2020. After we catch him up on the season he missed it's off to the races. Santana's done nothing wrong in her life, Brittany is everything good and pure about this world, and there's a glitter stain on Jake's viewing history. Jake can be found on twitter @jj_mason. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be fo...

3x03: The Year of Mike

Mike Chang is so great you guys, he can dance and sing and cast "Summon Football Players"! Just focus on that instead of Rachel falling into old habits and Emma's parents being ginger supremecists. Christina gets a gamer joke, and Tanner's audio is kinda peak-y but I swear it'll be fine next episode guys. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod...

3x02: Don’t Hide Your Gay Under a Bushel

Maybe this week the real unicorn is the friends we made along the way? It's time for "I Am Unicorn", an episode where Brittany and Burt encourage camp, Quinn and the Skanks get nasty, and Mercedes is also doing stuff (we're not discussing that yet though, so just keep putting pins in it). If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here...

3x01: Finn is Vriska?

We return to quite possibly the best season of the show? The creators at least seem to be trying...this episode is mostly set up though so you know they have concepts for like, plots and arcs and. Sugar's got a silver spoon and a tin ear, Christina loves the skanks, the writers are still cowards, and Tanner gets to make 2 homestuck jokes. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @C...

Bonus: Glee Project Blooper Medley

Tanner messed up the release schedule and we don't wanna go two full weeks without new episodes, so here's some outtakes where we discuss *checks notes* food poisoning and power rangers! Yeah. If you want to contact us we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.

Bonus: The New Democratic Republic of Old Socialist Prussian Sloviskia

Before we start season 3 we're watching Spies are Forever, a Tin Can Bros musical pastiche of James Bond that we thought was pretty okay! We discuss how playing things straighter can make a parody funnier, point out symbolism in homoerotic duels, and introduce a Texas Man (just like in Dracula). If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Disc...

Bonus: Only Nat 20s for Brittany (Glee&D&D)

This week we decided to imagine what it would be like if the glee characters played Dungeons and Dragons! Christina is going into the nitty gritty min-maxing of them while Tanner's just kinda reading the vibe, you know? More importantly, we both manage to become drift compatible. If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https:...

TGP 1 Q&A: The Math in Pride Month Project

The Glee Project left us with a lot of questions, like "why?", "for what?" and "honestly?" And apprently y'all had questions too, so this episode is all about fixing the show, recasting Glee itself, and who the British Ryan Murphy is. If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

TGP 1x10: The Bing Fan Favorite Project

It's finally done! We get to find out who's the most Glee - or at least we would if we didn't already know, and that was what they were even grading for rather than just Ryan's pet project. At least the rest of our babies are back? If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.

TGP 1x09: The Christian Tats Project

This week is an episode that feels like a contractual obligation and like, we're glad all the kids had fun but what was even the point? If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED..

TGP 1x08: The Known Gay Project

You know how Glee is about how it's okay to be gay? Well in this episode we learn that it's okay to be homophobic. Cameron is gone and Ryan's scheme continues this week as we almost act. Almost! Believe it! If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.

TGP 1x07: The Bottom Project

This and the next episode are where we truly start seeing the gears in Ryan Murphy's head start turning, but before we do that we're just gonna have a quick little orgy, okay? It's Sexuality, and when the kids get to have fun with it on there terms it's really nice! The rest of it less nice. Christina made a little mistake and Tanner makes incomprehensible references. If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @...

TGP 1x06: The Comrade Max Adler Project

It's time for a revolution! A riot! Or at least some ruckused furniture! This week it's Tenacity (T'nasty?) and we're showing a lot by steamrolling through this episode. The music is pretty good, but Cameron is just some guy and Tanner is ill (lol). Also, be careful around that locker... If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here...

TGP 1x05: The Invisibal Cymbal Project

This week is pairability, an episode that started out as happy-go-lucky as "Duets" did, and then things took an absolute nosedive and we started building a jail just because the Glee Project producers are doing a job so bad they did it twice. At least we can lighten the mood with some terrible wigs and The Mandela Effect to lighten the mood. If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christin...

TGP1x04: The Prep Skanking Project

SCANDAL! We dive into Skadoosh-gate for five minutes longer than the show did...which is more than you'd think. Also discussed are Damian's white boy edit, Alex's villain edit, and the man responsible - HANK. Maybe. All that and more as we dance. If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Tp3jznED.

Bonus: Who’s Chez Maurice? (CRISIS ON INFINITE PODCASTS PART 3)

Oops! Cassidy and Lava fell through a portal because their original podcasts was wiped out by an angry god, and now they gotta go across the podcast multiverse to get more Podcast Juice! Tanner's here after NIIRYF blew up, and since we all landed in Christina's apartment we figured we should listen to the soundtrack for Scooby-Doo! And the Lost City of Gold. Cassidy can be found @MadLobotanist, Lava can be found @LavaBees, and the smoldering remains of KatD can be found @KindsAndTheirDog. ...

TGP 1x03: The Uggs Project

This episode is so bad it is so categorically bad y'all. We've peeled back more layers of the curtain but honestly we didn't need them to see how uncomfy this concept is. Don't let yourself think that fame = putting all your stuff in the open, and don't let people monetize your problems. If you want to contact us, we can be found at [email protected], or @loserlikemepod on twitter. Tanner can be found @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here...