LoreDump
54 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingTwo idiots talking about the darkest, dumbest. most inane sections of lore in historic franchises. Every episode one plays the part of researcher as the other reacts to what dark secrets they dredge up from the depths of time. We are not experts, just two guys with too much time and nothing important to say.
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LoreDump Ep 46 - Wasteland 3 Machine Commune
May 15, 2022 14:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MBWhat is the only thing worse than a tribe of canibals sneaking in and murdering your people? Well a single communist according to RoboReagan that we covered last episode. Now we talk about the flip side of the side quest, the machine commune, a group of machines in a true democracy tied together by AI, where the most advanced synthetic lifeforms share the same level of importance as a toaster, which I believe is evil.
LoreDump Ep 45 - Wasteland 3 The Gippers
May 07, 2022 02:00 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MBDeep in the post apocalyptic tundra of Colorado, lies the Western Capital of the fallen united states, led by a AI with the personality and traits of Republicans favorite president... Ronald Reagan. Today we discuss what would happen to the world if Reaganomics were fully upheld forever... I MEAN we discuss the Reagan cult named The Gippers from the amazing RPG Wasteland 3, which me and Cole played over on Twitch from start to finish, follow us on Twitch for a gold star
LoreDump Ep 44 - Nurgle's Army
March 31, 2022 15:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBOHHHHHHHHH THERE ONCE WAS A GOD WHO CREATED A PLAGUE; HE GAVE IT TO YOU AND YOUR LIFE THERE WAS SAVED; WE MERRY BAND OF NURGLE HOLES IN OUR FLESH ;OUR MERRY BAND OF NURGLE WE LIVE THROUGH OUR DEATH; THE MERRY BAND OF NURGLE PLEASE DADDY TAKE OF OUR FLESH; Got a little kinky towards the end there but all the same Nurgle part 2 being brought to you from 2 guys in a closet. We talk mainly about Nurgles soldiers and his commanders. I made up that song so trademark goes to me. (gold star to anyon...
LoreDump Ep 44 - Nurgle 2
March 31, 2022 15:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBOHHHHHHHHH THERE ONCE WAS A GOD WHO CREATED A PLAGUE; HE GAVE IT TO YOU AND YOUR LIFE THERE WAS SAVED; WE MERRY BAND OF NURGLE HOLES IN OUR FLESH ;OUR MERRY BAND OF NURGLE WE LIVE THROUGH OUR DEATH; THE MERRY BAND OF NURGLE PLEASE DADDY TAKE OF OUR FLESH; Got a little kinky towards the end there but all the same Nurgle part 2 being brought to you from 2 guys in a closet. We talk mainly about Nurgles soldiers and his commanders. I made up that song so trademark goes to me. (gold star to anyon...
LoreDump Ep 43 - Warhammer Chaos God Nurgle
March 24, 2022 15:00 - 31 minutes - 22 MBWanna learn about the friendliest, most loving, disease making god you could ever come across in bog covered mansion? Papa Nurgle, our friendly agent of natural causes and that all things should be in cycle. We learn the history of my favorite god, what makes Nurgle tick, and how he likes to operate. Are we just slowly becoming a Warhammer podcast? Maybe. But they do well so you guys must enjoy them, right?
LoreDump Ep 42 - Lord of the Rings Spiders
March 14, 2022 19:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBCreepy crawly sticky boys that shoot butt strings to make homes, where would Tolkien take something so innately strange and scary? Demons, demon spawns, they eat light, like what drugs did this man take to create such weird things? Well whatever it was I am sure am glad he did.
LoreDump Ep 41 - Warhammer 40K Tyranids part 2
January 25, 2022 23:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBWelcome back mi amigos to the wild world of Warhammer, staying on theme creepy crawly hive minds are back and the inevitable death of the universe is coming. A white board and chaos ensues as Cole and Jared fail to keep tabs on everything go on in this insane episode. Don't judge the mic work it gets worse.
LoreDump Ep 40 - Warhammer 40K Tyranids
January 18, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 46.4 MBWelcome back to the weird, wacky, expansive universe of Warhammer 40K, I did the shorthand this time because we talked about it before and now laypeople can understand it. If you could gold star to you, if you could not, listen to more LoreDump. What are Tyranids? How do they work? Why are their guns alive? Why did that one librarian survive? Well actually this time they all have very specific reasons that Cole either did or did not mention and you will have to listen to find out. Weird huh?
LoreDump Ep 39 - The Matrix 4 is it the worst Matrix?
January 10, 2022 18:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBCole and I have watched a lot of movies together in our time as friends and more accurately people who have the chemistry of 2 alley cats vying for total control of the only dumpster, but never has a movie made me walk around more during a watching with a friend. This movie is distractingly aggrivating, it is boring but worst of all IT IS POINTLESS. Join us in talking about a movie that should have never been made. Also NPH and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II carry the good parts of this movie.
LoreDump Ep 38 - The Santa Clause
December 29, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBWhat happens when Santa dies? What you thought Jolly Ol' Saint Nick was an immortal entity that magically had an enhanced lifespan enabling him to endure any hardships and live on for all eternity? Nope a simple slip from a rooftop and you need a whole new Nicholas "Santa" Clause, and what decides who becomes the new Reigndeer King of Winter? Well whoever puts on the suit of course! What? That seems arbitrary and stupid? AND IT MIGHT END UP ON TIM ALLEN OH NO! ABORT ABORT ABORT!
LoreDump Ep 37 - BioShock: The Rise and Fall of Rapture
December 17, 2021 17:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MBDo you believe that the ruling elites are controlling the world too forcefully and you need to go somewhere that hard work is all that matters? Well do I have a failed social experiment based off the work of a terrible Russian woman for you! Welcome to Rapture, a place where the sweat of your brow could make you anything you want to be (it may also make you a drug addicted mutated freak)! Also, a place where corruption, identity theft, drug addiction, and insanity (may be related to the add...
LoreDump Ep 36 - The Evil Within
November 07, 2021 06:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBBarbed wire, guns, safes, insane worlds run by psychopaths, but is it good? NOPE! Join us as we have our barbed wire fetishes tickled by the action oriented horror world. The gritty and eventually completely destroyed detective Castellanos experiences the horror world and learns of STEM, Ruvik, Mobius, and the the Inside Job may be set in the same world as this game.
LoreDump Ep 35 - DeadSpace
October 23, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBDid you know that the moon is an alien made up of zombies just laying dormant waiting to destroy all of the universe? Waiting for what? Why is it dormant? The answers might be in this episode, probably not, but maybe. We join Isaac on the Ishimura (Jared look up how to spell the ships name) as we get spooked in narrow corridors and cut limbs off space zombos with mining tools! HELL YEAH! But then it gets weird. Yes space zombies is only the beginning and zombie moons is the ending, so what i...
LoreDump Ep 34 - How EA Screwed DeadSpace and Visceral Games
October 19, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 52.3 MBHOW MUCH DO GUYS LIKE BTS?!?!! Personally I am not the biggest KPOP fan but hey whatever floats your goat. Yeah, I know I lived in Korea, heard it constantly and honestly it is quite catchy but like also it feels too happy and bubbly for me. Although the Family Guy episode where they go to Korea and then make a parody of Bubble Pop is fantastic. What? You're telling me BTS is behind the scenes? Well then podcast summary EA is a nightmare. The end.
LoreDump Ep 34 - DeadSpace BTS
October 19, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 52.3 MBHOW MUCH DO GUYS LIKE BTS?!?!! Personally I am not the biggest KPOP fan but hey whatever floats your goat. Yeah, I know I lived in Korea, heard it constantly and honestly it is quite catchy but like also it feels too happy and bubbly for me. Although the Family Guy episode where they go to Korea and then make a parody of Bubble Pop is fantastic. What? You're telling me BTS is behind the scenes? Well then podcast summary EA is a nightmare. The end.
LoreDump Ep 33 - Star Wars Ships Part 2
September 25, 2021 04:00 - 53 minutes - 36.7 MBYou ever hear a half-asleep grown man lose his mind for 50 minutes? GET READY TO, unless you don't want to listen to this episode which is hella cool. Jared is tired and hates the ships, Cole needs to get in his car to drive home, and he loves the ships! What could be better than this chaotic combination? Well they talk about poorly designed and even more poorly priced ships from a galaxy far-far away. Did Shrek take place in this same galaxy? Curiouser and curiouser...
LoreDump Movie Night 2 (My Cousin Xtro)
September 21, 2021 18:00 - 37 minutes - 26.1 MBWhat is better than a critically acclaimed hit and a wildly entertaining b movie? How about an acclaimed court drama and a really weird brittish sci-fi movie? No? Too slow and boring? I get ya, we both get ya. But we did it! NOW LISTEN TO US TALK ABOUT IT!
LoreDump Ep 32 - Star Wars Ships
September 17, 2021 15:00 - 55 minutes - 37.8 MBIn a Galaxy far far away some really stupid illogical ship designs exist, and Jared is here to have an existential crisis while getting so mad his brain ceases to function during the episodes. Yes, sodes, another multiparter, and by part 2 only one team member has any brain cells left. Since I spoiled it already, lets just eat popcorn and listen to Jared devolve into madness before our very eyes!
LoreDump Movie Night 1
September 14, 2021 15:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBCole and Jared (otherwise known as the guy who rights these things) are doing some low effort con- I mean doubling down and adding a second podcast a week! Welcome to Movie Night, where we watch 2 movies from a huge list of like 1000 we made randomly selected by our friend RNJesus, for the purpose of our own entertain and/or suffering (these 2 clauses are not mutually exclusive, and we are not liable if you get joint suffering/enjoyment from this podcast). This week we watched an acclaimed h...
LoreDump Movie Night 1 (Gremlins and Ninja Terminator)
September 14, 2021 15:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MBCole and Jared (otherwise known as the guy who rights these things) are doing some low effort con- I mean doubling down and adding a second podcast a week! Welcome to Movie Night, where we watch 2 movies from a huge list of like 1000 we made randomly selected by our friend RNJesus, for the purpose of our own entertain and/or suffering (these 2 clauses are not mutually exclusive, and we are not liable if you get joint suffering/enjoyment from this podcast). This week we watched an acclaimed h...
LoreDump Ep 31 - More Terminators
September 11, 2021 05:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MBWhat if after T2 John Connor was killed in Mexico City and the terminator that did it decided he wanted to save a family from the abusive father, then he falls in love with the mom and stays to install drapes? Well, Legion is what would happen apparently. Yeah, I don't get it either.
LoreDump Ep 30 - Terminators Are Back
September 03, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MBOops I did it again. Did what you ask? Make a terrible overdone reference. How many episodes of this show are just Cole showing me stupid things and me being like "why stop no please" Well yes it is another. This time actual Terminators, Arnold? Yes. Big clunky stupid looking things? Yup. Jared looking away from the mic? YOU KNOW IT! But in all seriousness, how is a franchise with 2 good movies so ubiquitous in our culture? They are 2/6 and that is not a good look. Am I just rambling now? Ye...
LoreDump Ep 29 - Terminators
August 26, 2021 14:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MBWE ARE BACK! I didn't do it but I kind of did. Terminators. Are they cool? Are they good? Have they ever done their job besides in the alternate future of Dark Fate? No, no they have not. Today we talk mostly Hunter Killer models and why these things do not win the future wars... Cole really likes the future wars, I think Skynet really over complicates everything.
LoreDump Ep 29 - Terminators
August 26, 2021 14:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MBWE ARE BACK! I didn't do it but I kind of did. Terminators. Are they cool? Are they good? Have they ever done their job besides in the alternate future of Dark Fate? No, no they have not. Today we talk mostly Hunter Killer models and why these things do not win the future wars... Cole really likes the future wars, I think Skynet really over complicates everything.
LoreDump Ep 28 - Warhammer Ogres (Ogars[Ogors{Ogers}])
August 12, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBBack in the expansive world of Warhammer for our first foray into the fantasy side and the world of Age of Sigmar! Today we explore what would happen if a race of knaves with limitless hunger were forced to starve in their homelands, we learn about the nomadic warring mercenary race, the Ogres. Or is it Ogars? Maybe Ogors? Perhaps Ogers? Oreos? Whatever. Giant-slayers, cross-dressers, flamboyant pirates, giant mammoths, cannibals, and more Austin Powers references that I would have expected ...
LoreDump Ep 27 - Halo Covenant
August 05, 2021 22:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MBWhat happens when a group of nerds fight with another group of nerds, steal a giant ship, team up with a bunch of Chads and start flying around space forming their imperialistic cult by forcing races to join via threat of trial by death star? You get the Covenant from Halo. Sleep deprived Jared is back as we go mad talking about the weird antics of the Halo enemies, the weird religion of Forerunner tech, and how they would be terrible managers at any job because they do not know how labor dy...
LoreDump Ep 26 - Doom Monsters 2: The Reckoning
July 29, 2021 14:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBWELCOME TO HELL... AGAIN! Just like Doom Guy we just can't get enough of the burning hellscape filled with the undead and demonic monsters of Mars. This time we talk about the odd amount of similarities in enemy design to Capcom's Onimusha, the late game enemies, pacifist speedruns, and the famous Icon of Sin
LoreDump Ep 25 - Doom Enemies
July 22, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBAfter a week off we come back with a humdinger of an episode. What do you think about demons from Hell? Now what do you think Demons from Hell on Mars would look like? Now what if a crazed insane man had his rabbit killed by said demon so now he murders all of them? Hi Doom, glad you could join us. We are talking about said Demons from Hell on Mars being killed by Doom Guy (and later Doom Slayer) join us in part 1 as we explore the old school blocky beloved enemies like Pinky and the obvious...
LoreDump Ep 24 - Star Wars StormTroopers
July 09, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBToday we take our first foray into the most beloved franchise of all time, Lord of the Rings, wait no, sorry, most divisive franchise currently going, Star Wars! Specifically the most useless mass produced soldiers and every variant they have... Oh boy I can feel my headache, please Cole stop torturing me with these insane ideas...
LoreDump EP 23 - Cave Johnson and the Portal Multiverse!
July 03, 2021 22:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MBHow weird and random do the multiverse versions of Cave Johnson get? Well Chariots join us as we explore the many weird and strange facets that this diverse multiverse houses! Chariots chariots.
LoreDump Special! The E3 Recap
June 26, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MBThis week no normal dump BUT we discuss this year's E3 and all the things Cole wanted to talk about from it. Ever wanted to hear Jared harshly criticize game trailers and Cole rant about George R.R. Martin? Here is your chance for that very subgenre you may have been dying for!
LoreDump Ep 22 - Portal 2
June 19, 2021 00:00 - 55 minutes - 38.5 MBWe are still alive and still talking about the most prolific wromhole based puzzle game ever made by a company who can't count to 3. Who is Wheatley? What do the Cores do? Find out with us this week!
LoreDump Ep 21 - Portal The Beginnings
June 10, 2021 18:00 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MBIt is time to think with portals and dive in to the weird and wacky world of Aperture Fixtures! The strange enigmatic billionaire who runs it, his secretary, and all of the crazy experiments that lead to the later downfall of the company. This week we get scientific and we need to do some testing!
LoreDump Ep20 - Warhammer 40000 Orks Part 2
June 04, 2021 01:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! WE BE BAK WIT DA ORKY BOIS AN' WE GON' TALK' 'BOUT ALL DA ORKS AN' STUF! SO BE REDDY TO GO TO DUMB!
LoreDump Ep 19 - Warhammer 40000 Orks 1
May 27, 2021 18:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBWELCOME BACK BABY! LoreDump is BACK! Cole and Jared return to talk about Cole's favorite 40K race the ORKS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! Can Cole convince a sleep deprived loopier than hell Jared that Orks is da gratest? Or will a tired Jared try to have a deeper discussion about Orks, free will, and real world statistics used in the ideas behind them? Join us as we take our first foray into the world of Warhammer 40k!
LoreDump Ep18 - Fallout Vaults
December 20, 2020 15:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MBIn this weeks episode we delve deep into some of the more interesting Vaults found in the world of Fallout. The world is filled with weirdest in this post apocalyptic society, but what experiments did VaultTech run in the Vaults? Did they leave the door open? Drug everyone? Fill one with guns? Listen to find out!
LoreDump Ep17 - N64 and More
December 10, 2020 12:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBWe change up to more of an open discussion of some of Jared's more different takes on things. We discuss the popularity of the N64, the debate around modern Star Wars movies, and how good is Borderlands really.
LoreDump Ep16 - Tremors (The Burt Years)
December 03, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBGoing back to the world of graboids but not Perfection, Burt now tours around the world hunting the murder machines. Has the series improved from the debut trilogy? Or is the over saturation of Burt Gummer a bummer on the franchise? Join us as we discuss this whacky and wild world starring the crazy anti government gun nut!
LoreDump Ep15 - Tremors
November 27, 2020 14:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBThis week we tackle part of the Tremors franchise, from the iconic looking Graboids, the great performance Kevin Bacon, and the now iconic character of Burt. The movie is grounded on ridiculous origins and it doesn't do itself any favors. Is the Tremors franchise good? Bad? What dumb things hide in it's closet? Join us and Find Out!
LoreDump Ep14 - Kingdom Hearts
November 19, 2020 18:00 - 49 minutes - 34 MBOne of the weirdest and most beloved franchises in gaming history, the world that combines Disney Characters and the world of the most popular JRPG series of all time. Kingdom Hearts is a dense arduous adventure filled with whacky worlds, strange characters, and a plot so serious and out there it might be detrimental to its own good. Today we look at just the first games in a discussion focused on the weirdest moments and characters in the game.
LoreDump Ep13 - The Downfall of Quibi
November 12, 2020 14:00 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MBThis week we analyze the worst streaming service ever created, Quibi. Who thought of it? Why was it made? Should software patents exist? Is it a money laundering scheme? How much money was lost do to this terrible project? Any shows worth watching?
LoreDump Ep12 - Resident Evil The Other Games
October 29, 2020 16:00 - 53 minutes - 36.6 MBTo end Biohazard month we talk about all the other non main line games, are they good? Bad? Important? Convoluted and crazy? All of the above? Join us as we find out which are worth playing and which are worth forgetting ever existed!
LoreDump Ep11 - More Resident Evil Monsters
October 22, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBIn the penultimate week of BioHazard Month we continue our talk about the monsters of the franchise. From the Las Plagas to the bug hybrids in 6 to all the weirdness of Revelations. Are they good? Designed well? Fun? Let's find out!
LoreDump Ep10 - Resident Evil Monsters
October 15, 2020 13:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBIn this week of BioHazard month we discuss the of randomness that is the monsters of the Resident Evil franchise. From the iconic design of Nemesis, to the dread of the HD Remake's Crimson Heads, all the way to giant snakes, spiders, elephants, monkeys, and birds, the quantity is there, but what of quality? This week we find out!
LoreDump EP9 - Resident Evil Post Raccoon
October 08, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBIn the second installment of BioHazard Month we talk about the post Raccoon City installments, from the swamp family of Resident Evil 7 to the car crash world on fire plot of Resident Evil 6. Who are the Bakers? Where did the Progenitor Virus come from? Why is the abomination called Resident Evil 6 even a thing and how can we get rid of it?!?!
LoreDump Ep8 - Resident Evil
October 01, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 54.3 MBBIOHAZARD MONTH BEGINS! This we talk about the Raccoon City era if the Resident Evil games, who is stars, and actually get into Resident Evil 4. What is S.T.A.R.S.? Is Umbrella actually evil or just a victim or circumstance? Who was Osmund Saddler? And is the RE3 Remake a good game? We cover a diverse range of topics in this weeks Dump! https://twitter.com/home https://www.twitch.tv/loredump
LoreDump Ep7 - Half-Life Mods
September 24, 2020 12:00 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MBToday we talk about the wonderful world of Half-Life mods! Half-Life mods have spawn their own gaming franchises, have reinvented gaming genres, and have just been plain silly so we dig into them from the ones as iconic as Team Fortress Classic and Counter Strike, to as weird as Half-Payne and Earth Special Forces! Twitter: https://twitter.com/DumpLore Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/loredump Find Us wherever you can find a podcast!
LoreDump Ep7 - Half-Life Part 2
September 24, 2020 12:00 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MBToday we talk about the wonderful world of Half-Life mods! Half-Life mods have spawn their own gaming franchises, have reinvented gaming genres, and have just been plain silly so we dig into them from the ones as iconic as Team Fortress Classic and Counter Strike, to as weird as Half-Payne and Earth Special Forces! Twitter: https://twitter.com/DumpLore Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/loredump Find Us wherever you can find a podcast!
LoreDump Ep6 - Half-Life
September 17, 2020 21:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBThis week we discuss one of the most iconic FPS' of all time Half-Life. An era and genre defining game, but what secrets lie in store? Cole talks about his childhood, the rejected design for the main character, and about the conspiracy nut security guard Barney Calhoun! Get your crowbars out and join us as we dig into this iconic game! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/dumplore Video Version: https://youtu.be/mjanz0upL_Q Show Notes: Catch us on Twitch!
LoreDump Ep5 - Impossible Creatures
September 10, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBIn this weeks episode we cover an obscure early 2000's RTS game called Impossible Creatures. In a game where you play as a secret experiment child who uses his father's technology to fuse together animals to create units for a war against an evil scientist. Can Cole drive me crazy with these insane creations? Twitter: https://twitter.com/DumpLore Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6rsc9M49Tk&list=PLFkV6axWX-4aOY64sqQosK8KMLkuK6DM3&index=6&t=0s ShowNotes: https://docs.google....