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LizNPat

11 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratings

Just two housewives doing hoodrat shenanigans.

Comedy
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Episodes

Ep. 9 Liz And Pat: Cha..Cha..Cha..Cha..Changess

October 01, 2019 16:37 - 1 hour - 51.3 MB

In this episode we discuss what's been going on in our crazy lives, why we've been MIA, as well as giving some relationship advice and identifying different forms of abuse. If you like what you hear please feel free to follow us on our social media platforms. You can also find us on Itunes Podcast/Spotify/and Google Play. Lastly if you or anyone you know is in an abusive relationship call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233, and always remember it's never too late to get...

Ep. 8 Liz And Pat: Hello Darkness Our Old Friend

August 09, 2019 00:22 - 59 minutes - 71.6 MB

In this episode we discuss the tragedy of the previous events that happened this past weekend, plus mental illness and parenting. If you like what you hear please feel free to follow us on our social media platforms. You can also find us on Itunes Podcast/Spotify/and Google Play.  Twitter: https://twitter.com/LixNPat1/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LizNPat1/   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/liznpat_1/

Ep. 7 Liz And Pat: Where Are Your Parents

July 19, 2019 17:45 - 47 minutes - 63.2 MB

In this episode we talk about our damn kids, growth spurts, and the challenges in raising decent human beings, in a world full of assholes (including ourselves). If you like what you hear please feel free to follow us on our social media platforms. You can also find us on Itunes Podcast/Spotify/and Google Play.  Twitter: https://twitter.com/LixNPat1/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LizNPat1/   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/liznpat_1/

Riding With Pat And Liz: Chesties Before Testies

July 14, 2019 15:19 - 21 minutes - 14.8 MB

In this episode we discuss all of the questions about anatomy, and if we could have anything for 24hrs what would it be...Hopefully you laugh as much as we did. If you like what you hear please feel free to follow us on our social media platforms. You can also find us on Itunes Podcast/Spotify/and Google Play.  Twitter: https://twitter.com/LixNPat1/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LizNPat1/   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/liznpat_1/

Ep. 6 Liz And Pat: Blood Is Thicker Than Water, Unless You're Anemic

July 13, 2019 19:14 - 41 minutes - 57.1 MB

In this episode we discuss the taboo behind cutting toxic people (family, friends, etc) out of our lives, and how we go about not putting up with people's bullshit, as well as checking ourselves when we're being toxic assholes. If you like what you hear please feel free to follow us on our social media platforms, and as usual give us feedback.    Twitter: https://twitter.com/LixNPat1/   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LizNPat1/   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/liznpat_1/

Ep. 5 Liz And Pat: Fakes, Phonies, Friends, Oh My!

July 04, 2019 20:48 - 41 minutes - 58.3 MB

In this episode we spill the tea on past friendships, why they failed, and what we did to create this beautiful relationship filled with sarcasm, snide remarks, and most of all food. We have changed the names of those included in this episode so that they can maintain their anonymity, but if this episode does make those who know us feel some type of way...lace that bad boy up and wear it. If you like what you hear please feel free to follow us on our social media platforms, and give us some ...

Ep. 4 Liz And Pat: Caught Commencing In Coitus

June 30, 2019 22:37 - 40 minutes - 34.3 MB

In this episode we discuss the years of trauma given to us by our parents because they didn't know how to lock the door during coitus, and how we have followed in their footsteps, by keeping the tradition alive with our spawns. If you like what you hear please feel free to follow us on our social media platforms, and give us some feedback.    Twitter: https://twitter.com/LixNPat1/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LizNPat1/ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6HSDSxhm6OWv3liN8KFD...

Ep. 3 Liz And Pat: Sex, Drugs, & Mochi

June 22, 2019 15:01 - 38 minutes - 33.9 MB

In this episode we try out more Mochi, reminisce about how we lost our virginity, and talk about all of the hoodrat shenanigans we got into before having all of the anchor babies. If you like what you hear please feel free to follow us on our social media platforms, and give us some feedback, because we have no clue what we're doing.    Twitter: https://twitter.com/LizNPat_1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LizNPat1/  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6HSDSxhm6OWv3liN8KFDcb   

Ep. 2 Liz And Pat: When In Doubt Hump it Out

June 18, 2019 19:15 - 43 minutes - 42.9 MB

In this episode we talk about our husbands, kids, and all the joys of living life with the blood sucking leeches known as our family. If you like what you hear, feel free to subscribe and follow us on our social media platforms listed below.    Twitter: https://twitter.com/LizNPat_1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LizNPat1/ 

Liz and Pat: The Origin

June 16, 2019 23:57 - 19 minutes - 17.2 MB

Here's a little intro on who we are, how we came to be, and what we are expecting, as well as a bunch of other useless nonsense. If you like what you hear please feel free to give us a follow on our platforms.    Twitter: https://twitter.com/LizNPat_1 Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LizNPat1/

Ep. 1 Breakin’ Bad: Sphincter Edition

June 15, 2019 00:04 - 27 minutes - 13 MB

Just two housewives doing hoodrat shenanigans. If you like what you hear feel free to subscribe and follow us on our following platforms.  Twitter: https://twitter.com/LizNPat_1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LizNPat1/  

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