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The Chick Magnet
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English - May 10, 2020 17:00 - 49 seconds - 620 KB - ★★★★★ - 10 ratingsFiction Health & Fitness covid19 health humor coronavirus handwashing hygiene safety Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
Unsuccessful in love, an inventor decides to create the world's first chick magnet - literally.
This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. This episode contains dismemberment.
Written by Manen Lyset, Performed by Erin Lilis and Elie Hirschman
Manen Lyset is a Canadian horror fiction writer, pumpkin head, and occasional artist.
Erin B Liliis is a voice Actress, host of @iAmSubverCity, Bonnie on Mandible Judy, Mrs. Morwood @CallingDarkness, Jenny @CongeriaPodcast, VA on @NoSleepPodcast, Simulacra 2 baddie
https://twitter.com/manen_lyset; https://twitter.com/Ravie13; https://twitter.com/ESHbyESH
TRANSCRIPT
The math was triple-checked, the machines were calibrated, and the animal testing had been a success. He wished he had someone by his side to celebrate. Soon, that wish would come true. He pulled the lever.
The super-magnet emitted a whomping sound like a mating call going out into the world. If he couldn’t be a chick magnet, he wanted to build one. It had to work!
Suddenly, a long, slender, feminine arm slapped against the wall of the machine, torn away from its owner. Then someone’s foot. Someone else’s arm. A head. Two. Three. So many more.
He fell to his knees as a wave of flesh blanketed the horizon.
Sound effects by Erin Lilis.