Lights Camera No
92 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 38 ratingsLights, Camera, No is a podcast where three friends discuss all of the terrible decisions characters make in movies and wonder... Why would they do THAT?
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Malignant (2021)
October 01, 2021 04:00 - 45 minutes - 33 MBWe're back after a very unexpected absence! This week listen to us break down the absolutely bonkers James Wan flick, Malignant.
Sleepwalkers (1992)
September 10, 2021 04:00 - 41 minutes - 24.8 MBThis week we take on the very bizarre Sleepwalkers from 1992 starring Madchen Amick, Brian Krause, and Alice Krige. If you're into alien cats and/or vampires, this movie is for you.
The Empty Man (2020)
September 03, 2021 04:00 - 47 minutes - 28.5 MBThis week we discuss the 2020 horror movie, The Empty Man. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Were we somewhere in between? Listen and find out!
The House on Haunted Hill (1999)
August 27, 2021 04:00 - 46 minutes - 27.2 MBIn this week's episode, we talk about the remake of The House on Haunted Hill from 1999. Did we love it? Did we hate it? Did we think it was a two-hour Marilyn Manson video? Find out when you hit play!
The Resort (2021)
August 20, 2021 04:00 - 35 minutes - 21.9 MBWe're back from a little bit of a summer break and this week we're reviewing the 2021 horror film, The Resort. It's our shortest episode ever and we'll let you figure out why.
Fear Street 1666 (2021)
August 06, 2021 04:00 - 43 minutes - 26.9 MBThis week Whitney and Lauren are wrapping up the Fear Street trilogy with Fear Street 1666. Does this one hold up to the first two? (Whitney also wants everyone to know she knows they didn't use makeup to de-age the actors in The Irishman and IT: Chapter 2, it was digitally done.)
Fear Street 1978 (2021)
July 23, 2021 04:00 - 39 minutes - 24.5 MBThis week we talk about the second installment in the Fear Street trilogy with Fear Street 1978. Starring Sadie Sink this one invokes the spirit of our favorite 80s slashers like Friday the 13th and Sleepaway Camp while an ax-wielding killer makes his way through Camp Nightwing.
Fear Street:1994
July 16, 2021 04:00 - 45 minutes - 28.2 MBThis week Whitney and Lauren talk about the first movie in the new Netflix Fear Street trilogy, Fear Street:1994! Were there any plot holes? Do parents exist in this universe? Did we love the head nods to Scream? Listen and find out in this week's episode!
Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge
July 09, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 51.6 MBThis week we have a very special guest - author, Grady Hendrix! Grady chose Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge for us to review and oh boy, it was a doozy. In what other movie can you find phantoms in malls, cobras in pet stores, and murderous piano players? Only in the 80s. Listen to us chat all about the ridiculous parts of this movie as well as talk about Grady's new book, The Final Girl Support Group, which debuts on July 13th!
False Positive (2021)
July 02, 2021 04:00 - 50 minutes - 31.3 MBWith Lauren back from vacation, this week we tackle the pregnancy-horror flick, False Positive, starring Ilana Glazer, Pierce Brosnan, Justin Theroux, and Sophia Bush. Does it make the cut? Or is Pierce Brosnan's character's oddly erotic lubing up of the office tools enough to make us want to throw up? Find out in this week's episode!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
June 25, 2021 04:00 - 58 minutes - 37.6 MBThis week with Lauren out, Whitney and Blake (formerly of Midweek Matinee) sit down to talk about all the mind-boggling events that occur in the second installment of the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise.
The Stepfather (2009)
June 18, 2021 04:00 - 49 minutes - 30.1 MBIn honor of Father's Day this Sunday, we chose 2009's The Stepfather as our movie this week. Starring Dylan Walsh, Penn Badgley and Sela Ward, this horror movie sees a stepfather adopting a new family and sliding into their life, only he's not the loving father they all seem to think he is. Did it make the cut? Listen and find out! Want a specific segment? You're in luck! In Summary... - 2:28 Lights, Camera, Trivia - 21:56 Why Would They Do That? - 26:49 The Ratings Are In! - 36:4...
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)
June 11, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 39.3 MBThis week we tackled the third movie in The Conjuring series with the newly released, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It, directed by David Chavez and starring Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga. How does this one stand up to its predecessors? Listen to find out!
The Conjuring 2 (2016)
June 04, 2021 04:00 - 50 minutes - 31.1 MBThis week we cover The Conjuring 2, directed by James Wan and stars Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, and Madison Wolfe. This film brings us back into Ed and Lorraine Warren's lives as they investigate the Enfield haunting. Want a certain segment of the show? Here you go: In Summary... - 3:42 Lights, Camera, Trivia - 15:36 Why Would They Do That? - 26:55 The Ratings Are In - 35:42 This Week in Horror - 39:04
The Conjuring (2016)
June 04, 2021 04:00 - 50 minutes - 31.1 MBThis week we cover The Conjuring 2, directed by James Wan and stars Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, and Madison Wolfe. This film brings us back into Ed and Lorraine Warren's lives as they investigate the Enfield haunting. Want a certain segment of the show? Here you go: In Summary... - 3:42 Lights, Camera, Trivia - 15:36 Why Would They Do That? - 26:55 The Ratings Are In - 35:42 This Week in Horror - 39:04
Army of the Dead (2021)
May 28, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 53 MBLet's get ready to RUMBLE!!! Join us as we battle it out over Zack Snyder's latest horror/action flick, Army of the Dead, starring Dave Bautista, Ella Purnell, Omari Hardwick, and a slew of other people. One of us hated it, one of us loved it... Listen and choose your side. If you want to listen to a certain segment, here you go: In Summary... - 1:23 Why Would They Do That? - 28:00 Lights, Camera, Trivia - 45:12 The Ratings Are In! - 1:11:51 This Week in Horror - 1:19:34
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
May 21, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 37.3 MBThis week we're talking all about Zack Snyder's 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead, starring Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames, and Jake Weber. Only want to hear a certain segment of the show? You're in luck! In Summary... - 1:45 Lights, Camera, Trivia - 20:24 Why Would They Do That? - 34:30 The Ratings Are In! - 43:51 This Week in Horror - 48:38
What Lies Beneath (2000)
May 14, 2021 04:00 - 47 minutes - 30.9 MBWe're back! This week we have special guest, Collin Parker, as we talk about the 2000 horror/thriller, What Lies Beneath, starring Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer. While it should've been a home run on all accounts with Spielberg and Zemeckis behind the wheel, find out if this gave us the willies or if it just flat-out flopped. If you want the cliffs notes, here you go: In Summary... - 2:50 Lights, Camera, Trivia - 16:12 Why Would They Do That? - 27:07 The Ratings Are In! - 34...
The Conjuring (2013)
April 30, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 39.3 MBIf there's one thing in this world we know is true, it's that we can't pass up a James Wan flick. That's why this week we're covering The Conjuring and talking all about the creepy incidents on set, why Bathsheba ranks up there with the Lipstick Demon, and why Whitney won't allow a Ouija board in her house even if it is made by Parker Brothers.
Scream (1996)
April 23, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 37.8 MBPull up a seat and get cozy because this week Whitney and Lauren are talking about the horror movie that some credit with single handedly reviving the horror genre - Wes Craven's, Scream! Starring Neve Campbell, Rose McGowan, Matthew Lillard, Skeet Ulrich, David Arquette, and Courtney Cox, this episode is packed with all sorts of trivia and a lot of Whitney and Lauren debating on whether or not they have a crush on Matthew Lillard.
Mom and Dad (2017)
April 09, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 39.8 MBThis week we're joined by our friend, Blake, from the podcast Midweek Matinee as we talk about the 2017 comedy-horror flick, Mom and Dad, starring Nicolas Cage and Selma Blair. Tune in as we chat about whether or not we want to ever kill our kids, what Lauren is changing her Twitter bio to, and how Blake is sure the pivotal moment in this entire film revolves around a toy dump truck.
Arachnophobia (1990)
April 02, 2021 04:00 - 54 minutes - 34.2 MBAn alternate title for this episode could've been "Lauren Is Itchy" because in this week's episode, we cover the 1990 spider movie Arachnophobia. Does Lauren stay itchy? Why does Whitney know so much about spiders? Was Delbert's insecticide street legal? Find out and be itchy with us!
The Lost Boys (1987)
March 26, 2021 04:00 - 56 minutes - 35.2 MBThis week we have vampires! We have boardwalks! We have men in super tight pants playing saxophones! That's right! We're covering the 1987 teen horror movie, The Lost Boys, starring Corey Haim, Jason Patric, Keifer Sutherland, and Corey Feldman. There's also mention of Labyrinth, as per usual.
The Bay (2012)
March 19, 2021 04:00 - 49 minutes - 30.6 MBThis week Whitney and Lauren discuss Barry Levinson's 2012 eco-horror movie, The Bay. Starring Kristen Connolly, Will Rogers, and Kether Donohue as members of a small Maryland town that gets overrun by isopods. Plus, a small segment of the show is dedicated to the body horror trope of a fingernail falling off, despite no one losing a single fingernail in this entire movie.
The Rental (2020)
March 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBThis week we talk about Dave Franco's directorial debut, The Rental. When two couples embark on a weekend getaway to an AirBnB by the ocean, things go awry. (SHOCKER.) Does Lauren's wish of becoming best friends with Dave Franco come true? Does Whitney have a LOT of questions about the internet access in this movie? Do we somehow manage to bring Labyrinth into the conversation? Listen to find out!
Alien (1979)
March 05, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 38.1 MBThis week we cover Whitney's favorite sub-genre of horror called "Why would you put your face so close to that?" In Ridley Scott's Alien, starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, and John Hurt, many people put their faces close to things they know nothing about and chaos ensues. There's also a cat named Jones, who Whitney and Lauren suspect might be the mastermind behind this entire massacre. Grab your favorite Facehugger or Xenomorph and get cozy for this week's episode!
Ready or Not (2019)
February 26, 2021 04:54 - 48 minutes - 31.6 MBThis week we tackle the 2019 horror-comedy, Ready or Not, starring Samara Weaving, Adam Brody, and Andie MacDowell AND our friend, Rob, from The Crooked Table Podcast joins in on the fun. Is it TOO funny to be horror? Are in-laws really that hard to deal with? Has Adam Brody finally shed his lovable Seth Cohen persona? And finally, how does the Presidential Fitness Test come into play? Listen to find out!
Dark Water (2005)
February 12, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 37.1 MBIn what we like to call our first two-for-one episode, Lauren and Whitney dive into the 2005 film Dark Water, starring Jennifer Connelly, John C. Reilly, and Tim Roth AND discuss the creepy similarities between this movie and the 2013 disappearance of Canadian college student, Elisa Lam, from the Cecil hotel in Los Angeles.
Face/Off (1997)
February 05, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBThis week we're joined by our friends, Brian and Ashvin, from the Horror Movie Club podcast as talk about one of the biggest wtf movies of the 90s - Face/Off. Do we discuss how nobody noticed the difference in John Travolta and Nicolas Cage's characters? Yes. Do we talk about the John Woo's attempt to make Joan Allen a sex symbol of the 90s? Absolutely. Do we laugh more than we have on maybe any episode? We do.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
January 29, 2021 05:00 - 42 minutes - 26.6 MBThis week Whitney and Lauren are discussing the 1999 found footage groundbreaker, The Blair Witch Project. Find out if they think the movie has stood the test of time or if it's now just basically a bad home movie.
Crawl (2019)
January 22, 2021 05:00 - 39 minutes - 24.4 MBWith Eric on a bit of a hiatus, Lauren and Whitney discuss the 2019 creature feature, Crawl. Starring Barry Pepper and Kaya Scodelario, a father and daughter take on some angry alligators who have managed to somehow get inside the crawl space of their house... in Florida... in a hurricane. Come to hear how Sugar the dog is the true hero of the film, stay to hear Lauren debate on how angry alligators really are.
Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
January 15, 2021 05:00 - 47 minutes - 29.9 MBIn this episode of Lights, Camera, No we talk about the 2001 horror flick, Thirteen Ghosts, starring Matthew Lillard, Shannon Elizabeth, and Tony Shaloub. We discuss ghost vision goggles, whether or not Ectobar glass is a real thing, and just the overall 2000s-ness of this movie. Sit back, hit play, and have a laugh.
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
January 08, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 37.4 MBWe made it to 2021! This week we discuss an 80s classic with 1984's Nightmare on Elm Street. Starring Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp and Robert Englund, this horror favorite hits all the required 80s buttons and we talk about it all. Plus, Lauren trades in her usual love of Kevin Bacon for a young Johnny Depp, so that alone is reason to listen.
Better Watch Out (2017)
December 18, 2020 05:00 - 49 minutes - 32.1 MBIn what MIGHT be our final episode of December, we're going out with a bang! This week we're talking about the 2017 Christmas horror movie, Better Watch Out, starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller and Ed Oxenbould. Join us while we discuss the movie, along with a few spirals off-topic. You know, it's what we do.
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
December 04, 2020 05:00 - 49 minutes - 30.7 MBWe're back and we're kicking off the holiday season with a cult classic, Silent Night, Deadly Night. This movie caused quite the ruckus back in 1984 because parents didn't want their precious bebes to be afraid of Santa. We want to know what parents we're letting their kids see this movie in the first place! Join us to hear what we thought and whether or not this movie makes the LCN cut.
Troll 2 (1990)
November 20, 2020 05:00 - 45 minutes - 28.6 MBThis week, here at LCN, we decided to cover something on a lighter level. With everything going on, we just wanted to laugh, which is exactly why we chose Troll 2, possibly the worst movie ever made. Listen to find out what we think about this atrocity of a movie and laugh along with us!
Urban Legends (1998)
November 13, 2020 05:00 - 53 minutes - 34.1 MBIn this episode the Lights, Camera, No gang talks about the 1998 horror movie, Urban Legend, starring Rebecca Gayheart, Jared Leto, Joshua Jackson and Alicia Witt. Does this movie make the LCN cut? Listen and find out!
Cabin in the Woods (2012)
November 06, 2020 05:00 - 47 minutes - 30.5 MBIf there's ever been a week you've wished you could hit a giant red button and release a bunch of monsters to wreak havoc here on earth, it was probably this one. Good thing we covered 2012's horror movie Cabin in the Woods, starring Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Connolly, Jesse Williams, and Fran Kranz, this week.
The Houses October Built with Special Guest Bobby Roe!
October 30, 2020 04:00 - 52 minutes - 33.5 MBWe're sending out spooky szn with a big bang! This week we have Mr. Bobby Roe, the writer, director and star of the movie The Houses October Built. Bobby was kind enough to sit down with us and let us grill him on everything from Houses to his upcoming projects to his children's book featuring one of Whitney's favorite animals, a narwhal! Yeah, this guy does it all. Tune in for this special episode and tell us what you think!
Hocus Pocus (1993)
October 23, 2020 04:00 - 48 minutes - 31.2 MBIt's not Halloween if you don't watch Hocus Pocus at least once, according to Lauren. That's what the LCN crew is covering this week. Join us as we chat about the 90s flick starring Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Trick 'R Treat (2007)
October 16, 2020 04:00 - 54 minutes - 35.4 MBWe're rolling right on through Spooky Season with our second Halloween-themed movie, Trick 'R Treat. This movie takes on four different stories all occurring on Halloween night in some town in Ohio that Eric dubbed Halloweentown. (Not to be confused with the Disney movie...) Listen as talk about some of our favorite and not so favorite moments in this Halloween classic.
Halloween (1978)
October 09, 2020 04:00 - 42 minutes - 25.6 MBIt's finally October and this week we're discussing the OG, Halloween. Listen to our thoughts on the film and whether or not we think the first of the Big Three slashers deserve a Lights, Camera, Yes!
One Year Anniversary Special
October 02, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 35.1 MBWe made it! Lights, Camera, No hits our 50th episode and our one year anniversary all in one fell swoop. In this episode we discuss some of our favorite moments from the past year along with some of our listener's favorite episodes. We want to thank everyone for coming on this crazy ride with us and we can't wait to see what the next year holds!
Jurassic Park (1993)
September 25, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBThe blessed day has arrived. Lauren finally watched the smash hit about a dinosaur theme park gone wrong! This week we're reviewing Jurassic Park starring Sam Neil, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough. Did it get a Lights, Camera, Yes from everyone? Do we discuss the potential uses of the T-Rex's arms? Listen to find out!
The Amityville Horror (1979)
September 18, 2020 04:00 - 38 minutes - 25.9 MBWith Eric out this week, Whitney and Lauren review the original The Amityville Horror starring James Brolin and Margot Kidder. Listen to hear their debate on if Jodie was a pig or a human and what exactly the budget for the movie was spent on, because it definitely wasn't the effects for the floating pig eyes.
Oculus (2013)
September 11, 2020 04:00 - 50 minutes - 30.9 MBThis week Whitney, Eric and Lauren review the 2013 horror movie, Oculus, by Mike Flanagan. At least they try to. At one point they're all so focused one of the character's hairstyles, things really go off the rails. Regardless, this is their review and they're sticking to it.
Stir of Echoes (1999)
September 04, 2020 04:00 - 52 minutes - 31.7 MBThis week we're talking about yet another Kevin Bacon film, Stir of Echoes. Surprise, surprise, it was Lauren's pick but that's fine because we have a Bacon quota to meet every month. Listen while we talk about all the WTF moments as well as a brief musical interlude by Whitney. You. Are. Welcome.
Poltergeist (1982)
August 28, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 39.9 MBThis week we have the incredible Mike G. from the Masters of the Nerdiverse podcast on as we talk about one of the all-time greats - Poltergeist. Starring Craig T. Nelson and Jo Beth Williams join as we discuss some of the weirder choices the Freelings take along with alllllll the trivia that comes along with this horror flick. Plus, we may or may not have created a new superhero known as Night Business.
Sinister (2012)
August 21, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 34 MBThis week we're covering the movie NOT directed by James Wan, Sinister, and despite that fact still manages to be incredibly scary. So, congrats on that Mr. Scott Derrickson! Listen along and discover which parts we questions and which parts we'll be fine never seeing again.
Insidious (2010)
August 14, 2020 04:00 - 49 minutes - 30.2 MBReunited and it feels so good! This week all three hosts are back to discuss the 2010 horror movie, Insidious. Starring Rose Byrne and Patrick Wilson, the movie focuses on a family trying to keep evil spirits from trapping their son in a comatose realm known as The Further. This movie scarred Lauren for life but still, she insists on watching it every so often. (Maybe to see if she's gotten tougher? We don't know.) Regardless, listen to your hosts pick apart some of the more questionable ...