Lifewine Podcast
175 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago - ★★★★★ - 35 ratingsAn unscripted and NSFW comedy podcast about Lifetime movies...with wine! Stephanie and Rachel are different in almost every conceivable way except for a few key aspects: They love bad movies, they love hating romance, and they love wine. Join them along with Zach, their audio engineer and mediator, as they bring you a podcast about watching, critiquing, and laughing at Lifetime movies. The conversation always goes beyond the film; the best stuff is at the bottom of the bottle!
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Zachsolved Mysteries Trailer
August 05, 2023 14:00 - 59 seconds - 719 KBMiss us? Check us out over at Zachsolved Mysteries, where we solve the mysteries that Unsolved Mysteries couldn't solve. Available anywhere you get your podcasts! Support the show
89 - Dying to Belong (1997)
October 13, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBIt may be 5 o’clock somewhere, but here, it’s always Lifewine Standard Time! Join us as we discuss DYING TO BELONG (1997), starring Hilary Swank, Sarah Chalke, Jenna von Oÿ, and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Much like the stinky dried flowers and spices sitting on the back of Grandma’s toilet bowl, we promise to overpower even the most offensive attacks on your senses! Support the show
88 - Devil's Pond (2003)
October 06, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 47.3 MBThis week, we celebrate the birthday of our own personal bad movie connoisseur, occasional guest host, and unfaltering ride-or-die bestie: Kris M! Kris has supported the show since the very beginning (if you’re looking for someone to blame), so we are honoring him with a movie that stars his favorite leading lady, Tara Reid. In DEVIL’S POND (2003), we learn that it’s never a good idea to marry someone you barely know, especially if they want to take you to a deserted cabin in the woods for y...
87 - The Perfect Teacher (2010)
September 29, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MBYou’re traveling through another dimension; a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of morbid humor, irreverent commentary, and psychological dysfunction. Next stop: The Lifewine Zone! In THE PERFECT TEACHER (2010), starring Megan Park, David Charvet, and Boti Bliss, we disentangle our collective consciousness, intertwine parallel universes, and question each other’s existence. Oh, and f*** Reagan. Support the show
Patreon Rewind! Beyond the Bottom of the Bottle Presents: FEAR STREET: Part One - 1994 (2021)
September 21, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBThe Trinity needed to take a small break from their recording schedule, so this week we are sharing last month’s Patreon-only episode, FEAR STREET: Part One – 1994. We apologize for having to take a knee, but we’ll be resuming our regular schedule next week to bring you episode 87. Thanks for understanding, we love you! (and you’re fine) We are so excited for scary movie season that we’re starting it in August! In the months leading up to Halloween, Beyond the Bottom of the Bottle will be d...
86 - 10 Year Reunion (2016)
September 15, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 54.9 MBFor the next installment in our back-to-school compendium, we present 10 YEAR REUNION (2016) starring Kacey Clarke, Kayla Ewell, Jillian Nelson, and Anya Engel-Adams. After five high school besties create their pre-graduation time capsule, the one who holds the only key mysteriously dies. A decade later at their reunion, one of the friends sets out to unearth each other’s secrets, only to learn that this may be a deadly undertaking… We mine the darkness for comedy gold, examine how friend...
85 - Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy (2011)
September 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBYou think the United States’ justice system is warped? Italy says, “Hold my chianti!” In AMANDA KNOX: MURDER ON TRIAL IN ITALY (2011), starring Hayden Panettiere, Marcia Gay Harden, and Vincent Riotta, we meet an American exchange student who finds herself the indagato principale in a sloppily handled murder case. We get melancholy at life, angry at wrongful convictions, and we desperately try not to think of Zach’s grey hole. Support the show
84 - Dead on Campus (2014)
September 01, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBWhat better way to celebrate back-to-school season than with an academic assassination? In DEAD ON CAMPUS (2014), starring Katelyn Tarver, Tamara Duarte, and Nicki Aycox, we learn the Greek life may not be that different from the Mafia. We’re reading how to bake designer drugs, writing our memoirs, and arithmeticking the gestation of elephants. Educate yourself the Lifewine way! Support the show
83 - Appointment For A Killing (1993)
August 25, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBIn honor of the recent passing of a comedy and feminist icon, we bring you APPOINTMENT FOR A KILLING (1993), starring Markie Post, Corbin Bernsen, and Kelsey Grammer. Lifetime meets Dateline in a St. Louis Steak & Ale as we talk killer dentists, fabric softener fetishes, and the horrifying concept of ever-recessing eye sockets. Support the show
82 - Secrets of Eden (2012)
August 18, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 49.2 MBImagine an alternate universe where Uncle Jesse leaves Full House, moves to Vermont, starts banging all the hottest ladies in town, then becomes the primary suspect in a murder case. In SECRETS OF EDEN (2012), starring John Stamos, Sonya Salomaa, and Anna Gunn, we learn that not even decent talent can save a train wreck! Support the show
81 - A Dangerous Date (2018)
August 11, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 49 MBThis week, we delve into a veritable trope-o-copia of overacting, confusing relationships, and muddled motivations…but enough about your Lifewine hosts! Join us as we descend into A DANGEROUS DATE (2018), starring Jillian Murray, Brianna Joy Chomer, and David Chokachi. There is so much to love about this film that we almost had to make it a two-parter! Plus: Foreplay names, Rachel is a muse, and we’re kicking off the first chain letter podcast. Support the show
80 - A Lover's Revenge (2005)
August 04, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 52.6 MBFact: In the Lifetime Movie Network universe, the 1990’s didn’t end until the late 2000’s. Proof: A LOVER’S REVENGE (2005), starring Alexandra Paul, William Moses, and Gary Hudson. A psychopath with too many names blames his battered wife’s unexpected death on the local radio psychologist. Also, Stephanie still hasn’t seen The Wire, Rachel still hates Quentin Tarantino, and Zach blames his intestinal distress on the truffles. Support the show
79 - Memories of Murder (1990)
July 28, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBIn honor of Lifetime Movie Network’s 31st anniversary (and Lifewine’s two-year anniversary as a podcast!) we’re discussing the very FIRST Lifetime movie: MEMORIES OF MURDER (1990), starring Nancy Allen, Robin Thomas, and Vanity. This inaugural effort has no lack of our favorite tropes, confusing character motivations, or remarkably conspicuous late-80’s fashion choices. Don’t forget to remember to listen to this one! Support the show
78 - Death of a Cheerleader (1994)
July 21, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBFinally, the Trinity has been reunited in the studio! To commemorate this momentous event, we’re discussing “The One That Shall Not Be Named”, aka DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER (1994), starring Tori Spelling and Kellie Martin. Many false starts and stumbles have led to this episode, so we hope you have as much fun listening to it as we did recording it for you. We even talk about the movie occasionally! Support the show
77 - Lethal Soccer Mom (2018)
July 14, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MBThis week, Stephanie and Rachel’s childhood PTSD is triggered as they examine LETHAL SOCCER MOM (2018), starring Sarah Grey, Christina Cox, and Tanya Clarke. Some parents will stop at nothing to ensure their child is the very best at what she’s being forced to do! We ask movies to stop showing vomit, discuss a fascinating phenomenon that causes one to permanently lose their talent overnight, and Auntie Rachel doles out advice. Our goal is to make sure you get a kick out of this one! Sup...
76 - Jodi Picoult's Salem Falls (2011)
July 07, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBThe Lifewine crew has been reunited (virtually)! Join us as we review Jodi Picoult's SALEM FALLS (2011), starring James Van Der Beek, Sarah Carter, and AJ Michalka. Small town secrets, witchcraft, and are we EVER going to talk about the semen??? Let the naked rituals commence! Support the show
Patreon Rewind! Beyond the Bottom of the Bottle Presents: I CARE A LOT (2020)
June 29, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBEven the Trinity needs a break now and then…so this week, we’re sharing our Patreon episode from March of this year, I CARE A LOT (2020), starring Rosamund Pike, Peter Dinklage, and Eiza Gonzalez. Sometimes art is provocative, and sometimes it just pisses people off. When that happens, Lifewine will be there to bridge the gap! We’ll dive into the reasons behind the backlash while also unpacking the many positive qualities about the film that may have been missed on the initial watch. And of ...
75 - The Babysitter's Seduction (1996)
June 23, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBWhen this train wrecks, it POURS. This week, the part of Zach will be played by Rachel as two-thirds of the trinity gather to discuss THE BABYSITTER’S SEDUCTION (1996), starring Keri Russell, Stephen Collins, and Phylicia Rashad. Grab your favorite pair of killing gloves and sit back as we modem this episode directly over to your ear holes! Support the show
74 - Deadly Misconduct (2021)
June 16, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 57 MBThis week, we encounter a film so atrocious that even its IMDB page has jumped ship! In DEADLY MISCONDUCT (2021), starring Anna Marie Dobbins, Louis Mandylor and Colt Prattes, we learn the true meaning of creative impropriety. More importantly, we create a new dramatic principle that would certainly make Chekhov proud (or offended, we aren’t sure which). Support the show
73 - Escaping Dad (2017)
June 09, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 56 MBLifewine Podcast presents our greatest train wreck yet! Bestowed with a surprise scheduling misinterpretation, we shift gears mid-summary and even trade identities as we discuss ESCAPING DAD (2017), starring Sunny Mabrey, Trevor Donovan, and Jason Wiles. We Rock/Paper/Scissors our way through the Reverse Stapler and attempt to forget the Diamond Trifecta as we ring in Father’s Day early. Try as you might, there’s no escaping the Lifewine Trinity... Support the show
72 - The Perfect Marriage (2006)
June 02, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 54.6 MBDo those who murder together, stay together? In THE PERFECT MARRIAGE (2006), starring Jamie Luner, William R. Moses, and James Wilder, we meet a woman whose love for her partner(s) is outmatched only by her love of ill-gotten gains. Stephanie hasn’t slept, Rachel takes over as “the clumsy one” on the show, and Zach’s brain chemistry is filling him with a rage that’s even more blinding than usual. Our union may not be perfect, but we vow to love, honor, and make you laugh! Support th...
71 - Deep Blue Nightmare (2020)
May 26, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 52.6 MBJust when you thought it was safe to listen to Lifewine…We’re kicking off the start of summer with DEEP BLUE NIGHTMARE (2020) - aka SHARK SEASON - starring Paige McGarvin, Juliana Destefano, and Michael Madsen. This film is a treasure, complete with CGI blood, incompetent military forces, and a kinder, gentler Mr. Blonde. We lose all the last name contests and learn that strokes can be contagious, but it’s certainly better than stepping foot in the terrifying abyss that is the ocean! Sup...
70 - The Rachels (2017)
May 19, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 54.6 MBWhat’s worse than one Rachel? MULTIPLE RACHELS! Join your hosts as they dissect THE RACHELS (2017), starring Caitlin Carver, Daniela Bobadilla, and Madison Iseman. Is it a darkly comical satire? Or does it fall into the same trope-y trench as so many other Lifetime movies? Also: Are there certain foods you avoid because they resemble human genitalia? We here at Lifewine are unequivocally here for you! Support the show
69 - Tempted (2003)
May 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBThis week, we mark an episode milestone with a film we’d anticipated to be sultry, erotic, and provocative: TEMPTED (2003), starring Virginia Madsen and Jason Momoa. We lose the paralegal account, but we DO get the go-ahead on “the project”! We also witness what is most certainly the demise of Stephanie’s sanity. Support the show
68 - You Killed My Mother (2017)
May 05, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBThis year for Mother’s Day, why don’t you give her the gift of REVENGE? In YOU KILLED MY MOTHER (2017), starring Carlena Britch, Ashley Jones, and Seamus Patterson, we meet a bad a** b**** whose goal is to dispense payback to those who failed to save her dying mother. We also make our case for who should be the new Jeopardy host, reminisce about the Scholastic Book Fair, and nearly enter a state of acute trope toxicity. Don’t miss this MOM-unmental episode! Support the show
67 - Psycho Yoga Instructor (2020)
April 28, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBDust off that sticky mat and grab your favorite chakras as we dive downward dog into PSYCHO YOGA INSTRUCTOR (2020), starring Ashley Wood Garcia, Brady Smith, and Panos Vlahos. Let the Lifewine trinity guide you into a state of laughter-riddled zen; find your balance in the clumsiness of Stephanie, your strength in the weakness of Rachel’s car, and your flexibility in Zach’s paralyzing case of comedy blue balls. Yoganna love this one! Support the show
66 - Stranger With My Face (2009)
April 21, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBThis week, we dive into the wild world of secret twins and astral projection as we discuss STRANGER WITH MY FACE (2009), starring Alexz Johnson, Andrew Francis, and Catherine Hicks. We also wonder why Stephanie isn’t a serial killer, Rachel begs you to please turn on the damn light, and we get one step closer to finally securing 1-800-PODCASTS. We bet you a boatload of goat dangles that you’ll love this one! A note: Stephanie the Bonehead f*cks up the name of our Patreon page in this episo...
65 - Destination Infestation (2007)
April 14, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 51.9 MBThis week, on a very importANT Lifewine, we review DESTINATION: INFESTATION (2007), starring Jessalyn Gilsig and Antonio Sabato Jr. Think Snakes on a Plane, but instead of snakes, it’s a highly intelligent and deadly species of ant who loves to reproduce quickly while chewing through everything and everyone they can. Also: We discuss clone sex ethics, Rachel declares war on Taco Bell, and what’s up with people naming babies “Gary”? Support the show
64 - I Was Lorena Bobbitt (2020)
April 07, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 53.8 MBMany of us remember Lorena Bobbitt as tabloid fodder from the early 90’s; a “hot-blooded Latina” who violently severed her husband’s penis and threw it out the window of a moving car. But what the media did NOT clearly expose was the history of abuse, control, and gaslighting that Lorena suffered from her spouse. In I WAS LORENA BOBBITT (2020), starring Dani Montalvo, Luke Humphrey, and Lorena herself as narrator, we learn the truth about what led up to that fateful night. We also relive th...
63 - Tempting Fate (2019)
March 31, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBThis week, we discuss a movie that is very special in regard to the Lifewine origin story…or shall we say, we ATTEMPT to discuss it. In our most colossal train wreck yet, we take a stab at reviewing TEMPTING FATE (2019), starring Alyssa Milano, Zane Holtz, and Steve Kazee; fate, however, apparently had other plans for us! We valiantly battle the technology gods, consider selling our souls to the devil, and do our part to make our little corner of purgatory a little more cheerful. It’s the ep...
Minisode: When Harry Met Meghan
March 30, 2021 20:00 - 31 minutes - 21.8 MBHere’s a bite-sized morsel of Lifewine to hold you over ‘til Winesday! Stephanie and Rachel take a quick jaunt across the pond to visit HARRY & MEGHAN: A ROYAL ROMANCE (2018), starring Parisa Fitz-Henley and Murray Fraser. We discuss how truly shocking it is to learn that a family with a history of slave trade and mistreatment of indigenous peoples could also be racist, as well as what the next royal family scandal may be! Support the show
62 - Sleepwalking in Suburbia (2017)
March 24, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBWe admit it; sometimes we go off the rails. And every once in a while, there are no rails to begin with! In SLEEPWALKING IN SUBURBIA (2017), starring Emilie Ullerup, Giles Panton, and Carlo Marks, we learn that we’ve all had different experiences with “The Penis Game”, contemplate the results of mixing dictator DNA and martial artist DNA (on the moon, of course), and discuss the surprising downside of drinking sulphuric acid. Oh, and we eventually talk about the movie at some point. This is ...
61 - Calendar Girl, Cop, Killer? The Bambi Bembenek Story (1992)
March 17, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBThis week, we journey back to a simpler time: when one could wear enormous shoulder pads without fear of ridicule, wet t-shirt contests were on every corner, and escaping from maximum-security prison was a breeze. In CALENDAR GIRL, COP, KILLER? THE BAMBI BEMBENEK STORY - aka The Heart of the Lie - (1992), starring Lindsay Frost, Timothy Busfield, and Linda Blair, we discuss the true story of a woman who paid the price for fighting against the patriarchy. We also learn what we look like throu...
60 - Black Widow Killer (2018)
March 10, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBIf revenge is a dish best served cold, then how delicious must it be after 25 years on ice? In BLACK WIDOW KILLER (2018), starring Erin Karpluk, Morgan Kohan, and Ryan Robbins, we learn that vengeance is patient cook with a recipe for retribution. We also reenact a kidnapping scenario just to prove that you don’t need to keep the bait alive. You may not yet think we’re the “doll’s butt” of podcasts, but we guarantee that the more you listen, the less annoying we are! Support the show
59 - I Almost Married A Serial Killer (2019)
March 03, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBWe’ve all done things we regret, but what about the errors that could have been? This week, we meet a woman who comes close to paying dearly for nearly making what could have been the biggest mistake of her life in I ALMOST MARRIED A SERIAL KILLER (2019), starring Krista Allen, Zoë Lillian, and Louis Mandylor. Put on your finest fast casual wear as we explore the weird wild world of temporary witness relocation, animal cloning, and diphallia (Do NOT look that up! Don't say we didn't warn you...
58 - Whitney (2015)
February 24, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBThe powerhouse of podcasts is coming to you from deep within the Texas polar vortex! We’ve filled our bathtubs with water and are hoping the power grid holds long enough for us to finish recording. This week, we discuss WHITNEY (2015), starring Yaya DaCosta and Arlen Escarpeta. Directed by the devastatingly talented Angela Bassett, this biopic portrays Whitney Houston’s rise to fame as she navigates her stormy relationship with Bobby Brown. We also consider what our collective price would be...
57 - Psycho Stripper (2019)
February 17, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 53.9 MBYou’ve probably been thinking to yourself, “How has Lifewine gone for nearly 60 episodes without covering a film with ‘Psycho’ in the title?” Well, the wait is over, for this week we bring you PSYCHO STRIPPER (2019), starring Karissa Lee Staples, Tyler Johnson, and Mark Hapka. A bride-to-be discovers she is the suddenly the object of a male exotic dancer’s obsession; is it just a harmless crush? Or is a larger plot unfolding? (Spoiler alert: It’s the latter). Also, a listener comes up with a...
56 - A Valentine Carol (2007)
February 10, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBIt’s the month of romance, so we’re bringing you a story of love, second chances, time travel, and heart attacks! A VALENTINE CAROL (2007), starring Emma Caulfield Ford, Barbara Niven, and John Reardon, is a Dickensian tale of a cold-hearted cynic who must learn the true meaning of love before it’s too late. Scars are hot, Larry King dies for the second time, and we accidentally misplace Nancy Sinatra. Be our valentine, even if it’s just for this one episode! Support the show
Lifewine Rewind! Episode 7 from February 26th, 2020: MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? (1996)
February 06, 2021 19:00 - 2 hours - 84.7 MBIn honor of Episode 55, the James Franco conceptualized “remake” of MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER?, here’s a Lifewine Rewind! We bring you Episode 7 from February 26th, 2020, where we discuss the 1996 original, starring Tori Spelling, Ivan Sergei, and Lisa Baines. This was the last episode we ever recorded in Zach’s old studio, and it also documents the birth of Zach’s interlude as well as our ever-growing Kevin James conspiracy theory. Rabid pangolins, numerous Kevins, and way too many Bi...
55 - Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? (2016)
February 03, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBEvery once in a while, a film remake comes along that dares to defy the characters, storyline, and even fundamental concepts upon which the original was constructed. This week, we encounter a movie that does just that – and then doubles down by adding lesbian vampires. MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER (2016), starring Leila George, Emily Meade, and Tori Spelling, is a puzzling merge of remake and parody that boldly and emphatically fails to achieve either. You’ll find yourself asking: “Was th...
55 - Mother May I Sleep with Danger? (2016)
February 03, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBEvery once in a while, a film remake comes along that dares to defy the characters, storyline, and even fundamental concepts upon which the original was constructed. This week, we encounter a movie that does just that – and then doubles down by adding lesbian vampires. MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER (2016), starring Leila George, Emily Meade, and Tori Spelling, is a puzzling merge of remake and parody that boldly and emphatically fails to achieve either. You’ll find yourself asking: “Was th...
54 - Stalked by My Neighbor (2015)
January 27, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBTo wrap up National Stalking Awareness month, we bring you STALKED BY MY NEIGHBOR (2015), starring Kelcie Stranahan, Amy Pietz, and Katrina Norman. A young woman with PTSD believes murder is afoot in her new neighborhood; are her suspicions valid or is her previous trauma clouding her judgment? We also meet Zach’s stoner neighbor, envision Stephanie’s cat licking up her hypothetical brain matter, and search for the ONE Gary Oldman movie Rachel has seen. This movie is available to view on A...
53 - Stalked by My Doctor (2015) - With special guest host!
January 20, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 49.9 MBIn honor of National Stalking Awareness month, we’re covering the film that commenced Lifetime’s quintessential canon of creepiness: STALKED BY MY DOCTOR (2015), starring Brianna Joy Chomer, Deborah Zoe, and the illustrious Eric Roberts as notorious incel Dr. Albert Beck. Get ready for a movie so deliciously disturbing that it spawned three sequels (so far), chronicling Dr. Beck on his quest to find, stalk, and capture the underage girl of his dreams. We also have a very special guest host!...
Angels' Share - A Tribute to Pierce
January 14, 2021 16:00 - 14 minutes - 10.1 MBIn the wine making process, there is always a small amount of liquid that evaporates from the barrel during the aging stage. This is called the "angels’ share", because it disappears into the sky. Every once in a while, we like to bring you a bite-sized sampling of content that would have otherwise been lost to editing, or that is so significant that its value cannot be overstated. Today’s Angel’s Share offering happens to be both. It is carved from our latest episode (#52 – THE PERFECT STAL...
52 - The Perfect Stalker
January 13, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBIsn’t it delightful when you meet your soulmate? And isn’t it just rude when they refuse to leave their significant other for you? In THE PERFECT STALKER (2016), starring Danielle Savre, Jefferson Brown, and Krista Morin, we meet a woman who is so determined to win over her unavailable crush that she hatches a brilliant plan involving an imaginary stalker, some phony answering machine messages, and just a little bit of murder. We also discuss which Lifetime characters we’d like to bang, inve...
51 - Stalkers
January 06, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 47.9 MBWelcome to our first new episode of the year! This week, we cover STALKERS (2013), starring Drea de Matteo, Jodi Lyn O’Keefe, and Mena Suvari. A determined prosecutor joins forces with a hot-tempered cop to bring justice to a highly intelligent stalker obsessed with her former lover. We also discuss which parts of the body one can gerund into the orifices of another, as well as learn that Stephanie and Rachel make up one fully functioning tongue between the two of them. This movie can be vi...
Lifewine Rewind! Episode 3 from January 28th, 2020: STALKED BY MY PATIENT (2018)
January 01, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBJanuary is National Stalking Awareness Month, so every movie we review during this time will be centered around stalking. To kick it all off, here’s a Lifewine Rewind: Episode 3, STALKED BY MY PATIENT (2018); recorded in December of 2019, and aired January 28, 2020. This was the Before Times, when we used to gather in Zach’s studio, a.k.a. “Skullverx”, to record. Witness the origin of the stalker’s black stalking baseball cap, the tragic loss of the Korean account, and the birth of Michael “...
50 - A Deadly Adoption
December 30, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MBRing in the New Year with your Lifewine hosts as they don party hats, toot noisemakers, spill wine, break glass, and startle the hell out of their animals. Not only can we finally say goodbye to the dumpster fire that is 2020, but it’s also our 50th episode! To commemorate this joyous milestone, we are reviewing A DEADLY ADOPTION (2015), starring Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig. Never has a film so starkly divided the masses as this satirical stab at melodrama. Is it a witty parody? Or just an...
49 Pt II - Who Killed JonBenét?
December 25, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBWelcome to Part II of our Christmas special where we review WHO KILLED JONBENÉT? (2016). We also analyze Stephanie’s strange and erotic dream (with a little help from Freud), further develop Rachel’s theory that her sister is secretly a domestic terrorist, and Zach almost vomits twice (but that’s ok; it’s from laughter!). Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and happy holidays to all. We hope the season offers you warmth, contentment, laughter, and some relief from a most challenging...
49 Pt II - Who Killed JonBenét?
December 25, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBWelcome to Part II of our Christmas special where we review WHO KILLED JONBENÉT? (2016). We also analyze Stephanie’s strange and erotic dream (with a little help from Freud), further develop Rachel’s theory that her sister is secretly a domestic terrorist, and Zach almost vomits twice (but that’s ok; it’s from laughter!). Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and happy holidays to all. We hope the season offers you warmth, contentment, laughter, and some relief from a most challenging...