Joe Rogan is a Reptilian Being

Joe Rogan is either a reptilian being, or reptilian beings who are in line with the Chinese communist party have killed Rogan and all of this is a rouse. This is a real life story about me, Jimi Hendrix, Whiskey Myers and our intergalactic federation of rock and rollers freeing enslaved humans from bug people eating their life force energy out of fleshy goo sacks. The bug people are in on it with the communists and the lizard people. Keep listening to rock and roll and saying what you think because they don't like the way you taste when you do that. That and keep drinking milk and eating steak because fuck Bill Gates. That fucking prick. Don't get the sticky poke. Don't trust anything these fucking cocksuckers say. Tits tadoo lads: don't let the lizard people eat you.