Level Zero's YW4MP
50 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 months ago - ★★★★★ - 37 ratingsYou're Welcome 4 My Podcast. The Salty EMS dinks behind Level Zero EMS are now podcasters. Bad idea? Probably. We talk about EMS, medicine, the fire department, nerd stuff, geek stuff, inappropriate stuff and some other stuff. Intro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
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Episodes
EP 45: A Year in Which Not Much Happened
December 05, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBAfter almost a year and three failed recordings the boys are back in full force.
Episode 44: Nothing Changes, on New Year's Day.
January 03, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBThe boys finish out 2022 with an episode that would probably turn off any new listener. Star Wars, Racism and High-risk deliveries. Originally recorded the week of 12/25 Intro/outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 43: Mysteries of the Orient.
September 11, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MBOriginally recorded the week of 9/4/22 The boys are back after a two-month hiatus and it's a Wheezeapalooza. Hard Stick is asking the tough questions about spousal abuse, Meaty's telling childhood tales and Walt's fed up with both of them. Intro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 42: Farewell WPW
June 25, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBOn this episode Meat and Stick say goodbye to WpW. Originally recorded the week of 6/19/22 Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 41: Blue Collar Jobs, Blue Collar Tastes.
May 20, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MBOriginally recorded the week of 5/14/2022 WpW has a life changing event, Hard Stick gets some prank supplies from Meaty's old partner and Meaty just kind of exists. Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 40: I.Am.Uncomfortable.
May 06, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MBOriginally recorded the week of 5/1/2022 This episode the boys discuss bad words, Walt's gamer rage and pull back the veil on one of the reasons behind the frequent use of the censor beep. Intro/outro, "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery. Used with permission.
Sadboi Chronicles #5: Reverend Mother and Asshole Crews
April 17, 2022 02:00 - 11 minutes - 7.63 MBOriginally recorded sometime in 2021 the Reverend Mother joins us again for a quick take on asshole crews; being and dealing with.
Episode 39: Level Zero's Top Ten Movies
April 07, 2022 12:00 - 2 hours - 105 MBOriginally recorded the week of 4/27/22 The boys invite young memelord extraordinaire Frequent Flyers and Dumpster Fires back on the podcast to go over their top ten movies of all time, and then via Walt's patented elimination system, rank the OFFICIAL LEVEL ZERO TOP TEN MOVIES OF ALL TIME. Yeuck. Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 38: Assholes and Hand Grenades
February 17, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MBOriginally recorded the week of 2/13/22 It's another banger of an episode with lots of nonsense topics, minimal EMS topics. And of course, there's an argument about food. Again. Maybe we should just do a foodie podcast for shitty food instead. Intro/Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 38: Assholes and Hand Grenades
February 17, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 51.5 MBOriginally recorded the week of 2/13/22 It's another banger of an episode with lots of nonsense topics, minimal EMS topics. And of course, there's an argument about food. Again. Maybe we should just do a foodie podcast for shitty food instead. Intro/Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 37: Cornholing
January 27, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MBUncle Meat takes a night off from the NICU for some oral therapy. Walt is sick and tired of the recurring jokes, while Hard Stick doubles down. Originally recorded the week of 1/30/22 Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat trick of Misery, used with permission.
Sadboi Chronicles #4: Reverend Mother Hates Men
December 31, 2021 16:00 - 11 minutes - 7.94 MBThe Reverend Mother takes over YW4MP again to talk about a few things involving being a woman in EMS.
Episode 35: Karate!
December 23, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MBOriginally recorded the week of 12/19/21 The boys are back with a slightly shorter episode than usual due to Walt rambling on about shit he didn't want to share in the first place, so Meaty had to cut about ten minutes out. Thanks, fuckface. Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 34: Happy Anniversary
December 10, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBOriginally recorded the week of 12/5/21 The boys are in rare form for a very special celebratory episode, marking the one-year anniversary of YW4MP. A big thank you to all our listeners who've helped support this shitshow over the past year. We appreciate the fuck out of you. Outro, "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission
Sadboi Chronicles #3: A Confusion So Thick You Forget Forgetting
December 06, 2021 07:00 - 9 minutes - 6.5 MBOriginally recorded the week of 12/5/21 Meats almost lost his fucking mind last year thanks to the YouTube algorithm and two fucked up artists from somewhere in Europe. Disclaimer: Level Zero LLC assumes no liability for any mental breakdown caused by listeners of this episode attempting to venture into the hollow well. Links discussed in the episode; The project breakdown --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_x08kbj-Fk&t=1130s The Album--- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc...
Sadboi Chronicles #2: The Reverend Mother Appears
December 02, 2021 23:00 - 12 minutes - 8.4 MBOriginally recorded the week of 11/28/21 No regular episode this week, but on the second episode of the Sadboi Chronicles, the experiment continues as Level Zero's long-time den mother makes her debut to talk about handling the worst question we get asked by people not in EMS. Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 29: Unboxing Helena
November 25, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBOriginally recorded the week of Nov 21st, 2021 WpW has goodies to open, drinks to be drank and no Chipotle discount. Meat Bolus brings his C game and Hard Stick gets big mad about Big Pharma prices, and Big Leafs on the Wind Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 28: More beeps than a vent farm
November 12, 2021 02:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBThe boys are back with the usual nonsense. Hard Stick gets organized, W gets mad and Meat gets stupider. Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Cancelled en Route #1
November 09, 2021 04:00 - 13 minutes - 9.05 MBA short, experimental episode featuring Meat Bolus all by his lonesome. https://www.facebook.com/groups/162428202395865 Outro, "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery. Used with permission.
Episode 27: The Gag Reflex
October 14, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 45.7 MBOriginally recorded on 10/11/21 The trinity is whole again as WpW tries to die a sad boy, Meat Bolus tries ranch and doesn't die, and Hard Stick still doesn't read books. Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 26: The Return of Frequent Flyers and Dumpster Fires
October 08, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBOriginally recorded on 9/31 This episode marks the return of Instagram EMS memelord @FrequentFlyersandDumpsterFires, and he joins us as WpW regales us with a heroic tale of how he diagnosed a distonic reaction in the field this week, Uncle Meat explains what the netting in men's swim trunks is for, and Hard Stick talks about something we already forgot Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat trick of Misery. Used with permission
Episode 25: The Sads
October 01, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 48.8 MBOriginally recorded on 9/26 This episode is a duet with Hard Stick sitting out due to a case of the clap. We talk about mental health, depression, alcohol and Meat Bolus's hypoxic brain injury This episode brought to you by GCS16, the letter Q and the number 8. Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery. Used with permission.
Drunk CE's #2: Liver Stuff
September 14, 2021 20:00 - 1 hour - 81 MBOriginally recorded on 9/08/2021 It's finally here! An hour of pre-gaming with Meat, Hard Stick and WpW followed by drunken knowledge. This episode includes WpW's power point for those of you who want to follow along on our YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvTusSGNC_6HAiIdoTjML7w Don't forget to join the podcast group on FB. https://www.facebook.com/groups/162428202395865
Episode 24: The Reboot.
July 30, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 53.1 MBOriginally recorded on 7/27/21 The boys are back in all their nerdy glory, bitching about He-Man, restraining altered stroke patients and fishing your glasses out of a toilet. And WpW yells at Hard Stick again. Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission
Episode 23: The LZ Top 10 Bands of all time
July 11, 2021 16:00 - 2 hours - 102 MBThis is a long one, folks. MB, HS and WPW decided to compile a list of their top 10 bands of all time, and then via elimination, determine the official Level Zero Top 10 bands of all time list. What a shitshow. Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission. All music samples in this episode are owned by their respective copyright holders, used for review purposes only.
Episode 22: Return of the Wolf
June 25, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MBOriginally recorded on 6/21/21 The long-awaited return of WpW! We missed him just as much as you all did. In this episode, Meat Bolus' storytime, Hard Stick wants to drop kick someone and WpW thinks knowing who the Snorks are gives him street cred. If you didn't know, we've got a FB group for YW4MP fans, just search YW4MP. There are entry questions that have to be answered for access! Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission
Episode 21: We're back
June 18, 2021 07:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MBOriginally recorded on 6/11/21 After a month off, Meat and Stick return to shoot the shit. No WpW again, so make sure you keep asking about him on our socials so he hurries the fuck up and gets back on. We talk about the usual, some EMS, some pop culture, some personal nonsense. Intro/outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission
Episode 20: Pissing in the Cat Box
May 07, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes - 40.4 MBOriginally recorded on 5/3/2021 WpW is away on a tantric couples retreat as Hard Stick and Meat Bolus talk about combative patients, booze, non-medical spouses understanding our ways, and being a miscreant in high school Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission
Episode 19: Geography Lessons
April 24, 2021 18:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MBOriginally recorded on 4/22/20 The boys are back and WpW is in rare form. This week's topics include 2% EMS and 103% Kevin Smith, Cartoons, Wheezes and Insults. Listen in awe as the boys navigate around the topic of Pixar's casting call for transgender kids. Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 18: Frequent Flyers and Dumpster Fires
April 16, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 49 MBOriginally recorded on 4/14/2021 It's more childhood trauma in Flavortown as the boys invite the esteemed memelord/admin behind Frequent Flyers and Dumpster Fires to shoot the shit about hot button topics like growing up fucked-up, dads with beef, useless crews on lift-assists and why The Dropkick Murphys suck. And of course WpW's THE WHEEZE makes his usual appearance. Go check out FF&DF over on the 'gram https://www.instagram.com/frequentflyersanddumpsterfires/ Intro/outro by Hat Tric...
EPisode 17: Is He-Man a Truckie?
April 09, 2021 07:00 - 36 minutes - 25.2 MBOriginally recorded on 4/5/2021 On a very experimental episode of YW4MP, the boys decide to MST3K an episode of the original He-Man cartoon. Because WpW and Hard Stick are too stupid to instal YouTube Ad blockers, there were some minor technical issues. But the idea shows promise and hopefully this is something the boys will be able to do live with all of you in the near future. We recommend watching on our YouTube channel for the accompanying video to get the most out of this one. ----> ...
Episode 16: Lagavulin the Barbarian
April 02, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 45 MBOriginally recorded on 3/29/21 WpW returns and the love triangle is once again whole. Topics run the gamut from kid touchers, Wpw's incessant need to talk about ranch dressing, Hard Stick's Middle-Earth scotch addiction and kid touchers. And more kid toucher jokes. And other insensitive jokes. And stuff. Intro/Outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 15: Ambulance Pranks
March 27, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MB(Re-uploaded due to audio issues) Originally recorded on 3/24/2021 WpW goes AWOL and @nine1fun steps up to help out. Hard stick loves him some deer antler. We talk about ambulance pranks, arm wrestling, the hole that memes spawn from and some other stuff. Go check out @Nine1Fun on Instagram Intro/outro by Hat trick of Misery, used with permission
Episode 14: Pixar Thicc
March 19, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 48.2 MBOriginally recorded on 3/17/2021 This episode: The ramblings of adult children who grew up in the 70's, 80's and 90's. WpW almost gets violent over Meat's critique of Denzel Washington. Meat bolus feels pretty in women's fashions, and Hard Stick plays hooky to go to a super-spreader rave at Cuck E Cheese. Intro/outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 13: Hard Stick is the Candyman
March 13, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MBOriginally recorded on 3/11/2021 After a week off the boys are back in medium-rare form. WpW gets yelled at for being a paragod, HS don't play with nurse doses and Meats says something that's going to ruin his year at the end of the month. Intro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 12: Eleven Steps Forward, One Step Back
February 26, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBOriginally recorded on 2/24/2021 Ok listen. There's bound to be setbacks in any endeavor, but just because we don't hit this one out of the park, that doesn't make it suck. The boys discuss last week's absence, Texas snow and Wandavision. Might have been a medical discussion but probably not. And one Meat Bolus' childhood tale. Intro/Outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Drunk CE's #1: Stemi Mimics
February 15, 2021 03:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MBOriginally recorded on 2/6/2021 For the first ever Drunk CE we invite our esteemed medical director, WpW, to lecture on stemi mimics. It's hard to believe but you very well may learn something. Alochol consumed for this episode; 1 bottle of Jameson and 2 bottles of Hillbilly Vineyards sweet wine SHOW LESS
Episode 11: The Admin Rises
February 12, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 46.2 MBOriginally recorded on 2/6/2021 On a very special episode of YW4MP, the boys bring on their first-ever guest! He's the mysterious genius behind one of the greatest EMS meme pages on Earth: Burned out Memes for EMS Teams Yes! THE ADMIN graces us all with his presence, and much EMS is talked about. Much hero. Much shop talk. Much fun. Meanwhile, WpW gets shitfaced live on air in order to record the first ever DRUNK CE'S© (a level zero production)* Drunk CE's episode 1 is tentatively sched...
Episode 10: Toxic Meme Culture
February 05, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 50.8 MBOriginally recorded on 2/3/2021 After a short hiatus the boys are back. WpW got a case of the tum-tums, HS talks about just how ghetto his ED staff is and Meaty brings up an EMS world article thanks to the EMScapades podcast. Also, cereal. Intro/outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission
Episode 9: Steel Factory Luge Champ
January 22, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 41.3 MBOriginally recorded on 01/20/2021 The boys record another late night podcast, so don't expect much; Hard Stick wouldn't bang the hot Olsen sister, and is a guinea pig for big pharma. MB trained for the ghetto olympics in '82. WpW gets his wheeze on over Meat Bolus' childhood adventures, and would,in fact, bang the hot Olsen sister. Intro/Outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 8: WpW Bangs Everyone in Farmville
January 15, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBRecorded on 1/10/2021 A late night session with two buzzed idiots and one sleepy boi that kinda went nowhere and everywhere. WpW rages about Wonder Woman and calls to the cemetary. HS takes issue with our POG facts from last episode, and Meats babbles about can openers, shitting himself and grammar school trauma.
Episode 7: Weeble Sex Doll
January 08, 2021 04:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBRecorded on 1/5/2021 Hard Stick is AWOL again, so Meat and WpW host an episode from the garage and get almost a full ten minutes of EMS content out before diverting into the typical nonsense. Now with more WpW Wheeze™ Intro/Outro by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode 6: Fuck the Krebs Cycle
January 01, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 45 MBRecorded on 12/28/20 WpW and Meat Bolus yap about concerts, killing critters with the rig, some educational shit ( kinda) and the mental health of first responders
Episode 5: Hardstick hates Grogu, WpW Hates Savage Paramedics
December 24, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBRecorded on Dec 9th (We're catching up) Hard Stick starts off with Boomer level 9 technical difficulties, we talk about EMS, Vaccines, sex, Nerd stuff and other stuff. Also, special appearance by Lil' Pump Intro song "Rise" by Hat trick of Misery. Used with permission.
Episode 4: Meats and Hard Stick dump the third wheel.
December 17, 2020 20:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MBThis episode, WpW sits out due to a major health concern. We talk about up-talking EMS to the new guys, rich patients, Meat Bolus losing 2 grand and some other stuff. And Meat Bolus refers to Melanie Griffith as Meg Griffin.
Episode 3: Grandpa? and high-capacity mags
December 11, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MBOur longest episode ever! Booooo! Originally recorded in August 2020, we get deep on ghosts, talk about Tarantino movies, NREMT recerts, behavioral patients, high-capacity mags, best fight moments and Meat Bolus' low testosterone. Aaaand Covid. So tired of talking about covid. Lil Pump, represent! Shoutout to Fire Dept Chronicles and Burned out Memes for EMS teams. Intro/outro "Rise" by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission
Episode 2
December 04, 2020 02:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MBEpisode 2: Podcast boogaloo. Originally recorded in June, we yap about Covid, EMS, shitty supervisors, Walt's eternal unemployed status and the usual brand of useless nonsense. Sound quality on this one is a bit better, the jokes..not so much. Intro/Outro music by Hat Trick of Misery, used with permission.
Episode One: Rough Start
December 02, 2020 02:00 - 35 minutes - 24.5 MBThis is the first ( and maybe last) episode of the Level Zero podcast. This was recorded in May, so it's a little dated. It's also a bit wonky in the audio dept, but we're getting better at it. Meat Bolus, Hard Stick, WpW and sound guy God talk about COVID, spiders, some nerd shit and maybe some other EMS shit. It ends a bit abruptly and there are some odd edits since we had to cut a few things out to protect the innocent. We'll get better. Promise. Once we've got this in full swing we'll ...
Episode 1: Rough Start
December 02, 2020 02:00 - 35 minutes - 24.5 MBThis is the first ( and maybe last) episode of the Level Zero podcast. This was recorded in May, so it's a little dated. It's also a bit wonky in the audio dept, but we're getting better at it. Meat Bolus, Hard Stick, WpW and sound guy God talk about COVID, spiders, some nerd shit and maybe some other EMS shit. It ends a bit abruptly and there are some odd edits since we had to cut a few things out to protect the innocent. We'll get better. Promise. Once we've got this in full swing we'll ...