It's not often that I get to say this, dear listeners, but this French dude was fucking awesome. The Marquis de Lafayette came to America and helped us throw off the yoke of those dumb British. His reasons? He just really, really hated the English and saw it as a perfect opportunity to kill some. Hell yea, welcome to the team, Frenchie! Then he still went on and did a bunch of other shit after that. Enjoy!