Let's Get High And Read The Bible

#123 Predestination

February 26, 2024 12:20 - 1 hour - 51 MB

Does God know who's going to Heaven and Hell before we are born? The Bible has some interesting things to say about it. Bring bong, BRING BIBLE!

#122 "He Get's Us"

February 19, 2024 12:20 - 1 hour - 49.1 MB

No matter what side of the Hobby Lobby you land on this "He Get's Us" campaign is a little "Sus"

#121 "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord."

February 12, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

WHAT IS SALVATION? We are reading Romans 9:10 today (and a whole bunch more) But, we answer the question, what is the Biblical stance on "Salvation" ALSO! Leif's mic was died in the podcast, please forgive any volume issues.

#120 Tithing

February 05, 2024 12:20 - 1 hour - 59.7 MB

It's a hot button issue, GIVING! What does the Bible have to say about it and why do pastors need a helicopter?

#119 Brown Jesus

January 29, 2024 12:20 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

At least one of us loves the Bible. It's the most sexually immoral podcast on sexual immorality to ever have been. We are joined by 4_real_jesus today. The son of man himself. BJC and Geoff shot down every one of Leif's Bible verses.

#118 The Holy Spirit

January 22, 2024 12:20 - 1 hour - 50.9 MB

How do we interpret what the Bible says about the Holy Spirit? Is it a "Helper" sent by God or the mark of an insane person. LETS SMOKE SOME WEED about it. Bring bong, BRING BIBLE.

#117 Everyone needs a Hero with Jesse Curlee

January 08, 2024 12:20 - 3 hours - 157 MB

Jesse Curlee is.... The BEST! He works in Child protective services Specailinzing in Indian Child Welfare, he's a competitive strong man and he's one of the only people I know that lives up to the title "Christian". If you know Jesse or his amazing wife Carlie, you've undoubtably felt the love beams and happy feelings that come from just being in there presence. Here is a 4 hour, unedited conversation! Enjoy, I know I did.

#116 Steve from Magic Medicine Marjijauna

January 01, 2024 12:20 - 53 minutes - 40.6 MB

HAPPY NEW YEARS! Starting 2024 right with some Hellenism and Steve from Magic Medicine Marijauna

#115 The Body and the Blood

December 11, 2023 12:20 - 1 hour - 70.3 MB

The passages in the Bible regarding the Eucharist are surprisingly small. But, the fights they stir up are fudging massive! We fight like an old married couple now.

#114 The Book of Jude

December 04, 2023 14:47 - 1 hour - 51.1 MB

The book of Jude is one of the shortest books in the Bible, that doesn't it mean its not the best!

#113 "But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify him!”

November 27, 2023 11:56 - 1 hour - 54.4 MB

We continue reading through the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ in the Gospel of Matthew. Per usual, Leif fucking loves it and Geoff fucking hate it.

#112 Geoff Hates the Gospel of Matthew

November 20, 2023 12:20 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

Linda, Linda, Linda, Listen... Linda. We love the Bible. But, we also have to be honest, Matthew is kind of Mid.

#111 The Crucifixion of Christ in the Gospel of Mark

November 13, 2023 12:20 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

And immediately! It's Mark's favorite phrase, stuff moves fast in this Gospel. And if you're taking it literally, you can drink poison and handle venomous snakes. Like some sort of freaking Jesus loving Robo Cop.

#110 The Betrayal of Jesus in the Gospel of Mark

November 07, 2023 12:20 - 1 hour - 47.8 MB

Judas betrays his God with a kiss and Reading gets mad that Jesus was real. Bring Bong, Bring Bible!

#109 The Crucifixion of Christ in the Gospel of John

October 30, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 56.6 MB

It's crazy, for my kind of beauty, to see the gospels very from each other. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were written for different groups of believers at different times and have different rhetorical goals. This week we dive into the Gospel of John and what it says about the crucifixion of Christ.

#108 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass away, till all be fulfilled

October 23, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 48.2 MB

Look to the sky, your redemption draws near. These words recorded in Luke almost 2,000 years ago. Words seemingly meant to inspire perspiration through impossibly hard times. Yet, he didn't show. What do you do with a story like this? Luke Chpater 21 on the podcast today.

#107 The Ascension of our Lord, Jesus

October 16, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 146 MB

You may have noticed we took some time off, BUT WE'RE BACK BABY! This week we are watching Jesus ascend into Heaven. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John have something to say about this. We almost called this Episode "Finger me, until you believe"

#106 Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?

October 09, 2023 11:20 - 2 hours - 228 MB

Reading the Gospels horizontally has been an amazing experience. These 4 books written at different times by different people of different social and economical status. Which is why it's kind of amazing when the stories actually line up. That's what happens today. The Bible makes sense today! Come see this shit!

#105 What is blasphemy of the Holy Spirit and how do we not do that?

September 11, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 62.7 MB

MARK 3:21! MATTHEW 12:22! LUKE 11:14! I fudging LOVE the Bible. Bring grandma, Jesus casts outs demons this week.

#104 Proverbs 31 and Death

September 04, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 61.2 MB

Proverbs 31 is amazing, we read it so fast! We will be revisiting it soon. Jeff Stanley sound guy extraordinaire (New American Shame, Green Apple quick Step) passed. So, this episode became me trying to cheer up my amazing friend Geoff.

#103 The Calling of the Twelve

August 28, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

We've arrived at the calling of the twelve in our "The Gospels Horizontally" series. And we have one question, could they really raise people from the dead

#102 All things Lilith with Brennan Kettelle

August 21, 2023 11:20 - 2 hours - 124 MB

Brennan Kettelle is a PhD researcher at the University of Amsterdam, currently investigating historical associations between Lilith and queerness in 19th-century art and literature. Her research interests also include western esotericism, sex magic, conspirituality, and esotericism and politics.

#101 Leif goes full EMO!

August 14, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

Dayquil is a hell of a drug. The north and south pole reverses on this one, Leif talks so much shit he has to check himself and Geoff becomes strangely positive. Eventually we get to a great passage in the Gospel of John.

#100 Is Geoff a Catholic?

August 08, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 50.8 MB

Reverend Reading has been found, in Rome of all places. We ask if Aliens have religion and what do they think of ours? Bring Bong, Bring BIBLE!

#99.5 The Sinfluencer

July 31, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

It's Josh day, tell your grandparents! We talk aliens, first kisses, purity culture, ska and the psychedelic wine juice of Jesus.

#99 The Gospels Horizontally

July 25, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 66 MB

Our reading today is on fasting. So, naturally we talk about aliens. Bring bong, bring Bible!

#98 The Gospels Horizontally

July 17, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB

Not sure if its the all the Bible verses or the weed. But, aliens bruh.... Also, we got our main man, Jesus the Christ, healing people left and right. Come, BRING BONG! Read the Gospels horizontally with us.

#97 The Lord's Prayer

July 03, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 64.6 MB

It's shorter than you remember! Geoff hates it, Leif loves it. This episode is like a pumpkin spice latte. But, we theology.

#96 Steve from Magic Medicine Marijuana

June 26, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 149 MB

As far as religious sacraments go, our buddy Steve grows the best! He runs a Psychedelic church and is a practicing Hellenism. Bring your sacrifices to Zeus, let's put fire to the alter!

#95 The Gospels Horizontally

June 19, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

We continue with the Sermon on the Mount found in Matthew. Yet somehow we still talk about the abuse of power in the church, aliens and the government using false flags to set up civilization off planet. Bring your Bong, bring your Bible.

#94 The Gospels Horizontally, The Sermon on the Mount!

June 12, 2023 11:33 - 1 hour - 65.3 MB

OH GOD! We've arrived at the JC's first public sermon in our little dog and pony show right here. Only found in Matthew, It's the sermon on the mount!

#93 The Gospels Horizontally

June 05, 2023 15:26 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

We continue in Mark and Luke today. The stories between the Gospels start to deviated from each other more and more from this point on. But, that won't keep us from a good time. PRAISE HIS NAME. Bring Bong, Bring Bible.

#92 The Gospels Horizontally

May 29, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

Listen as Leif tries to convince Geoff that Jesus actually lived! We are reading the Gospels horizontally BITCHES!

#91 The Temptation(s) of Christ & UFO's

May 22, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 74.9 MB

We continue our reading of the Gospels horizontally. Today, we find out what Matthew, Mark and Luke have to say about the time Jesus took in the desert. Oh, and we get bummed out on the end of the world.

#90 The Gospels Horizontally

May 15, 2023 12:33 - 1 hour - 136 MB

When most people read the Gospels, they go Matthew, Mark, Luke then John. Reading the books separately making it hard to see where they differ. When you place them side by side or "horizontally", it brings each author's unique time/point of view to the forefront. BRING BONG! BRING BIBLE! Let's worship.

#89 Bible, Bongs and Leif.

May 08, 2023 13:40 - 45 minutes - 35.8 MB

On today's episode. Leif Smokes a 5 gallon bag of weed and reads Luke 6:27. Not sure what we will call this. But, here's the first! BRING BONG! BRING BIBLE! Let's grow his glory.

#88 "There are those who curse their fathers"

May 01, 2023 11:12 - 1 hour - 52.6 MB

ELECT! It's Proverbs 30 day, we know you want it, you seekers of wisdom. Also, VAN HALEN!

#87 "It is better to live on a rooftop than..."

April 24, 2023 11:20 - 52 minutes - 45.1 MB

Whoever wrote Proverbs 21 hates his fucking wife.... BRING BONG! BRING BIBLE!

#86 "By Fear of the LORD men depart from evil"

April 17, 2023 11:56 - 58 minutes - 51.1 MB

This morning we took one look at Enoch, tucked tail and ran back to Proverbs 16. Sometimes you just need some of that sweet, sweet wisdom literature. TO THE ELECT!

#85 Is Leif a Christian?

April 10, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 81.7 MB

Today we devour Proverbs 7 and Enoch XVI. Why, because we love the fucking Bible. Also, Geoff trys to pin Leif on what he believes about Jesus.

#84 The Grumpy Episode

March 27, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Hung over, jet legged and full of the Holy Spirit. We readin' this Enoch come hell or high water.

#83 Enoch, 100% more Bëastialty then you'd expect.

March 20, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 55.4 MB

We try our best to approach the Bible with some piety. If you've been reading along with us through Enoch, you know it's been getting... Boring. Well, fear not! For Enoch 85 get's fudging CRAZY. Enter stage left some sexy cows and them demons that desire them, Biblically speaking.

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