Let's Get Down to Business
37 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 24 ratingsLet's Get Down to Business is a NSFW Disney movie review podcast, in which a wife makes her husband watch Disney VHS tapes in chronological order.
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37 - The Little Mermaid
November 29, 2019 22:59 - 1 hour - 106 MBHey, we only took two weeks this time! The Little Mermaid is finally here, which means it's time for fish girls modeled after an underaged Alyssa Milano and VHS covers with Definite Penis Castles on them (which according to Stephanie "you just *have* to hold in your hands"). Stephanie cries, Kevin gets no-sold by Kyle Mooney, and we put the Petal to the Metal for this week's short.
36 - Oliver and Company
November 15, 2019 23:23 - 52 minutes - 71.9 MBAnother cat and dog movie, woo! Stephanie and Kevin are back and it's mediocrity at it's finest. From trap(per) music to Billy Joel. Have you heard of Huey Lewis and the News? We've got racial stereotypes, loan sharks, and our favorite Disney princess, Bette Midler. Our short this week is Polar Trappers and feature film is Oliver and Company.
35 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit
July 22, 2019 12:58 - 1 hour - 70.4 MBIt's been awhile... joins us as we talk about hard drugs and kid stuff. Kevin explains how the doggy red light district works. Stephanie is schooled in geography. Sound the dike alarm 'cause Dead Toons Don't Pay Bills. We review the short In Dutch and... is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see us? This week's feature is Who Framed Roger Rabbit!
34 - The Brave Little Toaster
May 09, 2019 02:51 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBSurrrpriiiiise! We play 6 degrees to Disney to connect to The Brave Little Toaster. Stephanie recalls the time she took a school field trip to the local dump. Kevin puts on his best performance while defending Freeway and his homely girls. No short this week. The special feature is The Brave Little Toaster. Where does it rank along with classic Disney films? Listen and find out!
33 - The Great Mouse Detective
April 30, 2019 23:57 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBAaaaaaaaaaand we're back! After a short hiatus, we're ready for a frugal fucking paradise. Stephanie messes up Youtube recommendations and names. BAY-sil? BAZ-ill? BAZE-il? We learn that ostriches are the goats of the bird family and laugh at reviews from Common Sense Media. Oh that Rattigan! The neapolitan of crime! He's delicious and everyone loves him. Our short is Donald's Ostrich and main feature is The Great Mouse Detective.
32 - The Black Cauldron
April 10, 2019 03:41 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBWe've made it through 32 weeks of marital Disney podcast bliss. If we can survive this, we can survive anything! The horned king always ruins the party and this party has Skeletor, Green Goblin, Luke Skywalker, Princess Aurora, fairy Smurfs, and a mini mustache yeti. Holy frog cleavage, Disney! Our short is Silly Symphony - Winter and our main feature is the rated PG (gasp!) Black Cauldron.
31 - The Fox and the Hound
March 20, 2019 04:05 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBLet's get down to business... we always come on time, with substandard tacos. We're deep into the dark ages of Disney, stuck between mediocrity and decency, and where animation is now a young man's medium (shout out to our lord and savior Glen Keane)! Our short is Grand Canyonscope and main feature is The Fox and the Hound.
30 - Pete's Dragon
March 13, 2019 04:17 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBWe've reached episode 30! And we're headed to Passamaquoddy! We'll have beer, a wet t-shirt contest, chowders, and Hoagies! But no puffin' the magic dragon on this brazzle dazzle day. Our short is Teachers are People and our main feature is the hybrid film Pete's Dragon and the USA (Forever After).
29 - The Rescuers
March 06, 2019 04:05 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBThings are roarin' over here on our blessed show: Kevin has corrections to make, pigs are porkin', VHS tapes are getting mixed up. We discuss important life lessons, such as seat belts on planes, watching out for redheads, and how the diamond was inside of us this whole time. Our short is Wild Waves and our feature is The Rescuers - is it really better than Star Wars? I don't know! But we did make you a mix tape! Here are all the songs referenced in this episode: https://bit.ly/2VBB6rD
28 - The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
February 27, 2019 01:35 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBOur short is the elusive Glago's Guest and our feature film is The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
27 - Robin Hood
February 21, 2019 05:07 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MBWelcome to LGDtB where Kevin is why people come... and why people leave. We have banana cars and cross dressing nephews. Stephanie can't whistle the Hamsterdance song. We trademark our heavy metal name. Our short is Lucky Number and just in time for tax season, our feature is Robin Hood.
26 - Bedknobs and Broomsticks
February 14, 2019 01:35 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBKevin learns the basics of how to take care of a baby, such as don't smoke crack and put them in a drawer. Have you heard of Aladdin - AND THE KING OF THIEVES!? Let's wake Kevin up so he can suffer with me. How old is Angela Lansbury even? Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse. That's basically all you need to know. Our short is the not informational Infant Care and Feeding. The main feature is Bedknobs and Broomsticks (and Nazis). Our special guest is Matt from @Disneatopodcast
25 - The AristoCats
January 31, 2019 01:35 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBKevin gets a little intense and almost takes his jokes too far. We discuss the most amazing 16-bit game ever made. And Cat ladies. With too much cash. Did Disney get their money's worth with this film? Does O'malley's voice sound familiar? It wouldn't be a Disney movie without some kids bitchin'. And Kevin brings up the youth in Asia. Our short is Pluto's Fledgling and what is the main feature called? The AristoCats!
24 - The Jungle Book
January 23, 2019 02:59 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBShootin straight and straight shootin. We're really feeling the pains of VHS tapes. Kevin is too handsome for radio and hey, a book! Orphans! With all this recycled animation, this movie has only the bare necessities. The ruins are ruined and the moral of the story is to get rid of your kids. Side note, who hates Mel Brooks?! Our short is Straight Shooters and main feature is The Jungle Book - did we love it as much as Germany? Listen and find out!
23 - Mary Poppins
January 17, 2019 02:20 - 1 hour - 66 MBIt's our Mary effin Poppins episode! Hear some Americans do some really bad British accents!We delve into the classic feud between Walt and author PL Travers. Stephanie is distracted by DVD's shiny teeth. Why is no one concerned for the admiral?! The Banks' have some bad roaches. Also, is Mary a MPDG? We discuss our first negative podcast review! Our feature film is Mary Poppins and our short is Alice's Circus Daze.
22 - The Sword in the Stone
January 09, 2019 02:43 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBKevin fell asleep. Kevin. Fell. Asleep. Jesus takes the wheel. We reminisce about that wonderful ol' movie called Face Off. Kevin delights us with his Morty impression. Let's get down to backgrounds and discuss some paint. Our short is Alice Gets Stung and our feature film is Sword in the Stone (not Sword AND the Stone). And remember, squirrels are assholes.
21 - 101 Dalamatians
December 20, 2018 01:41 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBWe hope you're in the mood for cigarette cupcakes and dog hair sandwiches. The hiatus was so long that Stephanie and Kevin forgot to watch the short. Stephanie geeks out about xerography and Roger. Mostly Roger. Per usual, Kevin makes off color jokes and takes issue with Cruella de Vil's car. It's all fun and games until inter-species violence. This week's short is Mickey's Kangaroo and our feature is 101 Dalmatians.
20 - Sleeping Beauty
October 31, 2018 03:00 - 49 minutes - 45 MBIt's Kevin's podcast where Disney is our business, and business is occasionally good. Everything is Merryweather's fault. Kevin has theories on insider spinning wheel trading. We wonder if this movie is worth the $6 million it took to make it. Tune in to find out if Br'er Rose or Malifunderstood is one of Kevin's girls. Our short is Busy Beavers and main feature is Sleeping Beauty AKA Aurora AKA Briar Rose.
19 - Lady and the Tramp
October 19, 2018 13:00 - 1 hour - 28.7 MBRacy and risque! It's our trampy episode. A cautionary tale of a baby homewreckin'. Kevin is so mad. Stephanie talks about Minnie's "yoohoo." Stephanie can't stay off of her doggy soapbox. In a rare turn of events, Kevin calls Stephanie out for slut-shaming. Cats are assholes. Plus, we have Chris Marsh from the Rick and Morty Minute. Our short is Slide Donald Slide and feature film is Lady and the Tramp.
18 - Peter Pan
October 12, 2018 13:00 - 1 hour - 29.6 MBWe cover all the trendy topics, from mens' rights to men who never want to grow up. Mickey... no means no! We discuss Tinkerbell's body dysmorphia. The warriors come out to play. Free tattoos for everybody! Follow along with the tragedy of Robert Cletus Driscoll's Disney career. Write your hate mail to Kevin. Our short is Mickey's Steam-Roller and main feature is that asshole Peter Pan.
17 - Alice in Wonderland
September 28, 2018 13:00 - 51 minutes - 23.4 MBTime to burn down the house. Are we bingable yet? Kevin's down with drowning doorknobs. What ARE Tweedle Dee and Dum? Mary Anne's a bitch. Lewis Carroll photographing little girls? We can't even... Stephanie tries to out debate kevin. Our short is Figaro and Cleo, our main feature is Shitty Inception, I mean, Alice in Wonderland. By the way, the oysters are children.
16 - Cinderella
September 20, 2018 13:00 - 54 minutes - 24.8 MBCinderella has all the deep cuts. Kevin likes his women toe-less #wherearehertoes. Stephanie recounts the time she flung herself down to cry like a Disney princess. Kevin learns how awesome pockets are on dresses. Is Cinderella a Manic Pixie Dream Girl? We're not sure, but y'all, if the shoe fits you must acquit. Our short is Grievance of a Starmaker and our main feature is Cinderella.
15 - The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
September 05, 2018 13:00 - 45 minutes - 21 MBStephanie is allergic to that D. Kevin can't stop with the stupid voices. This is the last of our package films! We compare and contrast the careers of Jeff Daniels and Jim Carey. There's a bit of erotic and a bit of exotic, like animals with human fingers. Is this movie a social statement for mental health and the current drug crisis? Our short is How to Play Football and feature film is The Adventures of Ichabod and Toad.
14 - So Dear to My Heart
August 29, 2018 13:00 - 47 minutes - 21.7 MBWe're wide awake and full of ginger. So raw, so punk. We're going out of business... PSYCHE! Kevin falls asleep again. Dilly Dilly! Stephanie learns about "sticktuitivity" as she carries this episode through Kevin's deep slumber. We burden the lord with our requests, soda pop and water melon for everyone! Our short is Mickey Thru the Mirror and feature film is the ever so subtle So Dear to my Heart.
13 - Melody Time
August 22, 2018 13:00 - 53 minutes - 24.4 MBIt's time to be more excited for the previews than the feature. Stephanie has become self-aware. Kevin can't stop doing impersonations. There's some negging going down, Disney style. You're getting a geography lesson and a moral lesson. Remember, it's the mens' fault for everything. Our short is the adorable Pueblo Pluto. Melody time is our main feature.
12 - Fun and Fancy Free
August 15, 2018 13:00 - 52 minutes - 24.1 MBMuch like their marriage, Stephanie and Kevin can't quit this now. We're a little too fancy free and we're going to hell. Jiminy Cricket is the conscience for pedophiles. Plus, we have dummies, a shaft cloud, a love tap, and a sexy bear - #bearubs. We've got misery for the masses, but don't worry, be happy. And remember, segments are our business and segments are good. Our short this week is Father Noah's Ark and our main feature is Fun and Fancy Free.
11 - Song of the South
August 08, 2018 13:00 - 1 hour - 29.3 MBMy oh my what a wonderful podcast today. We have a special guest, cohost of Rick and Morty Minute, Josh Brown. Three white movie goers give their take on the snooze fest Song of the South. Our short is King Kong, or something like that.
10 - Make Mine Music
August 01, 2018 13:00 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MBSerious business in our 10th episode! Egad! Have you heard of this music making of mine? Let's discuss Fantasia 2: Electric Boogaloo. Hear Kevin's impersonation of Chris Isaac. Oh, and Pencil liposuctions for everybody! This week Donald's motorboating in our short Put-Put Donald and our feature film is the little known Make Mine Music.
09 - The Three Caballeros
July 25, 2018 13:00 - 50 minutes - 22.9 MBHey toots! Welcome back to Kevin's Car Talks where we'll be talking about the mullet of cars. Felicitiones or whatever. Donald Duck is out of control and needs that sidepiece while some guys cockfight over a cookie. Our short this week is Merbabies. Yep... Mer. Babies. Our feature is the Three Caballeros. The three gay caballeros. I hear they are birds of feather.
08 - Victory Through Air Power
July 18, 2018 13:00 - 46 minutes - 21.5 MBLet's mansplain! Three Stooges, slapstick, history... you know, men's stuff. Kevin is bringing the ownage while Stephanie is busy being bad at video games and war trivia. Throw in some impersonations and sexy pottery. Holla at your boy, Spider Pete. We review the short Gulliver Mickey and our feature film is Victory Through Air Power!
07 - Saludos Amigos
July 11, 2018 13:00 - 42 minutes - 19.6 MBWelcome to Let's Get Down To Business - The Musical! Kevin channels his inner Beavis and Butthead while Stephanie can't even. Get ready for that perpetual motion below the equator. Our short this week is Catdog - I mean - Puss in Boots. We review the first of the Disney package films, the animated travel brochure, Saludos Amigos! Theme song by the talented @Sethifusp
06 - Bambi
June 27, 2018 13:00 - 47 minutes - 22.3 MBWelcome to a weekend at Bambi's Mom's. FLOWER'S A BOY?! Kevin finds a way to talk about his favorite film, Drive. Show us your pentagram hands; we're talking about Donald in Mathmagic Land and our feature film is that wimpy deer Bambi. Music by the hilarious @Sethifusp
05 - Dumbo
June 20, 2018 13:00 - 46 minutes - 22.1 MBHot diggity! This week Stephanie and Kevin have a trunk full of dirt. Relationships fall apart. Stephanie is offended by everything. Can this marriage survive the cringe-inducing Dumbo? Our short is Mickey's Delayed Date. Theme song by @Sethifusp
04 - The Reluctant Dragon
June 13, 2018 13:00 - 47 minutes - 22.6 MBKevin pledges his allegiance to Loony Tunes and his flavor of the week, Jessica Rabbit. Meanwhile, we start a new drinking game for every time Stephanie says "SJW," "racist," or "misogynist." But not really. We talk about the Roger Rabbit short Trail Mix-Up and discuss the 4th animated movie, The Reluctant Dragon. Theme song by the always amazing @Sethifusp
03 - Fantasia
June 06, 2018 13:00 - 40 minutes - 19.1 MBStephanie wants to give up, but there’s too many unanswered questions, such as… Where is Max? What did they do with Goofy? What is Fantasia even? Are dinosaurs real? What's the plural of 'Pegasus'? And just how good were those pancakes?! The short for this episode is Father’s Lion, followed by a feature review of Fantasia. Theme song by the awesome @Sethifusp
02 - Pinocchio
May 30, 2018 13:00 - 38 minutes - 18.2 MBWe’re off to Pleasure Island! Get ready for disappointing foreplay, racist Italian stereotypes, and pedophiles. Stephanie thinks everything is soooo cuuuute! Kevin’s wandering eye lands on The Blue Fairy. We discuss the short Lambert the Sheepish Lion and our main feature Pinocchio… Is it the best Disney animated movie ever? You’ll find out! Theme song by the awesome @Sethifusp!
01 - Snow White
May 23, 2018 13:00 - 34 minutes - 16.8 MBStephanie and Kevin try to save their marriage with Disney films. But Kevin only has eyes for the Evil Queen. Stephanie tries to appeal to Kevin's thrifty side by investing in VHS tapes. We'll discuss the Donald Duck short Canvas Back Duck and the first animated feature length film Snow White. Theme music by @Sethifusp