Legends Of The Painty Men
72 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 57 ratingsComedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) nerd out about what drew them into Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, Games Workshop modeling and their philosophies on gaming. Listen to two comedians banter about the state of their favorite game, the kinds of games they like to play, the people they like to play with and the models they love. NSFW language so wear headphones if your boss is around.
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Legends of The Painty Men Episode 63: Warhammer for DnD
February 29, 2024 05:56 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBComedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John talk about how bad of an actual general Andrew would be with his ADHD, they also talk about making intentionally bad tactical decisions in order to see the coolest board set up(visually speaking) and for as much trash as they talk, t...
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 62: Let Slip The Grognards of War!
January 28, 2024 21:28 - 1 hour - 68 MBComedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John check out some of the Old World Boxed Sets, Andy speculates on what minis he might get from the line including his old favorite, Ole’ Swamp Tits. Check out Andy's new hobby YouTube as well, Mech Beard Painting and Roy's stand up spec...
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 61: More Like Stank and File (Rank and Foul?)
December 27, 2023 23:49 - 56 minutes - 45.3 MBComedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John are perplexed by and roast Warhammer: The Old World while simultaneously only contributing the paltriest of productive suggestions . Like the true Grognards they are. Check out Andy's new hobby YouTube as well, Mech Beard Painting an...
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 60: Cape Knife
November 21, 2023 03:44 - 1 hour - 53.2 MBComedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John deep dive into the Cities of Sigmar Battletome, , ogle the art, and run bits on the map names. music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 59: Ork Living Conditions
October 31, 2023 21:27 - 1 hour - 48.9 MBComedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John rip on Saruman’s ridiculous end goal for Middle Earth, talk unit pricing for Cities of Sigmar and Andrew attempts to imagine a big butt ork breeding program. music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 58: Something Old, Something Cute
October 01, 2023 04:42 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBComedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew finds 60 free goblins from his very old Elves vs. Goblins Warhammer box and discovers the adorable “Cloth Gobkins” from Statuesque Miniatures. John starts planning his list and potential paint schemes for Cities of Sigmar. Then they probably talk about balls or farts. musi...
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 57: Cities of Sigmar Leak
August 26, 2023 23:19 - 54 minutes - 43.3 MBComedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode they gush about the Cites of Sigmar Leak and how they might take the spot as #1 good guy army. music by the fantastic @fluxpavilion
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 56: Crotch Pain Wizardry
July 26, 2023 00:03 - 1 hour - 49.4 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, on another hilarious episode of Legends of The Painty Men! On this episode they talk about a new for of spell casting, roast old Empire miniatures that are going away and talk once more about new awesome Cities of Sigmar miniatures. It's a hilarious episode that actually broke John's computer with jokes! Check it out! -music by the incredible @fluxpaviliion
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 55: Andrew’s Ludicrous Destruction Faction Pitch
June 20, 2023 00:46 - 1 hour - 107 MBComedians Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, Jimmy Kimmel) and John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) send up their favorite table top war game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode John makes Andrew come up with some lady characters to increase the fan base and Andrew’s idea is absolutely bonkers. As always, music by the incredible @fluxpavilion !
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 54: Cities of Dripmar
May 31, 2023 18:06 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBOn this episode of Legends of The Painty Men, comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, Kimmel) talk about the absolute drip for some very fashionable Cities of Sigmar Characters. Andrew plays a game of One Page Rules against a listener and loses. John roasts Andrew and then Andrew reveals some details on a mech based table top game he’s working on.
Legends of The Painty Men 53: Drooling Over Cities of Sigmar
May 03, 2023 02:29 - 57 minutes - 78.4 MBOne this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy toast the new miniatures for Age of Sigmar, particularly the new Cities of Sigmar Cavaliers! Then Andrew shows off his new Gunpla and talks plans for One Page Rules. Also, Zoom changed its compression algorithm and it gave us a lisp. We’ll be tryin out new software from now on! Tune in and enjoy! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 52: Roasting The Realms
March 28, 2023 21:38 - 57 minutes - 45.9 MBOne this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy roast the insane setting for Age of Sigmar, which they otherwise love, realm by realm. Tune in and enjoy! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 51: Pimp Vampires and Overheating at a Medieval Reenactment
March 04, 2023 01:56 - 54 minutes - 43.5 MBOne this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy talk about old school DnD, Andrew training for SCA fighting by jogging in full armor during a South Carolina summer heat wave, a new history show, AoS Vampire Pickup Artists, Andrew loves big fat Slaan frogs, price increases and they roast the new rules lawyer Kharadron Overlords model. Tune in and enjoy! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 50: Gloomspite Gitz and The Curse of Too Many Rulebooks
January 26, 2023 21:31 - 1 hour - 85.8 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about the new Gloomspite Gitz Battletome, the pain of buying new rules in general, GW art books and Andrew recounts his last game of One Page Rules, Grim Dark Future. music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! On Twitter and the globe!
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 49: The Space Marine Dirty Diaper Dance
December 26, 2022 21:58 - 1 hour - 96.5 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys adress Henry Cavill and his Warhammer 40K project at Amazon, talk about Richard Grieco in Cinemax stripclub 40k, Space Marines taking dumps in their pants, Nurgle making STDS, Orks having a great time and some general nerd content catch up. music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 48: AOS Game Recaps and Temporarily Retiring a Bit
November 30, 2022 20:15 - 1 hour - 52 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about their latest in person game that Roy won! They talk skirmish rules for AoS and the beauty of low point games. They also do one more round of “ridiculous rules names” before hanging the bit up for at least another month. Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Episode: We Actually Play Warhammer Again!
October 27, 2022 20:14 - 1 hour - 50.8 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys live play and actual game! Slaanesh vs Daughters of Khaine. They have to relearn the rules! They rip on each other! Andy gets very nervous! It's fantastic Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 47: Blood and Plunder and Warhammer for DnD
September 28, 2022 02:26 - 1 hour - 87.3 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about Andrew's first gaming event, Blood and Plunder (with a few sneaky Gamesworkshop minis thrown in, John's new DnD project trying to utilize mainly GW sculpts, a hankering for Cursed City and a new Varangaurd model the boys both love! All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 46: A Warcry For Help!
August 09, 2022 05:15 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how John is too scared to fix his Imperial Guard army by himself, Andrew keeps trying to sneak One Page Rules talk into the conversation and it infuriates John then they descend into madness as they cover the ever increasing horde of absurdity that is the Warcry warbad roster . All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxp...
Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Episode With Garage Hammer’s Dave Witek! Squat Squawking!
July 31, 2022 22:30 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBWhile John Roy is on tour Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, TBS) and Dave Witek (Garage Hammer) join forces to be positive about something Gamesworkshop does! This is a bonus episode about how much they love the new Leauges of Votann for Warhammer 40k. Hear them reminisce about Squats of yore, Goblin Animosity tables and dwarfy fantasy battle goodness. Andrew's back is out and occasionally it sounds like he's sniffing but that's just the Pilates wedge he's stuck on so don't get grossed out. Part...
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 45: One Page Shills
June 25, 2022 02:42 - 55 minutes - 44.8 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about paints John has to order to finish his Stormcast, Andrew falls back in love with (some) Warhammer 40k because SQUATS ARE BACK! Also, John freaks out about repairing his Imperial Guard tanks and begs for help and Andrew shills hard for One Page Rules (unpaid) while fantasizing about his Gunpla shooting up Space Marines. All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men...
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 45: One Page Shills
June 25, 2022 02:42Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about paints John has to order to finish his Stormcast, Andrew falls back in love with (some) Warhammer 40k because SQUATS ARE BACK! Also, John freaks out about repairing his Imperial Guard tanks and begs for help and Andrew shills hard for One Page Rules (unpaid) while fantasizing about his Gunpla shooting up Space Marines. All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men...
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 44: Bad British Robots
June 02, 2022 20:35 - 51 minutes - 41.1 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how long the Dark Oath line took to come out, GW store policy with head swaps on miniatures, the importance of miniatures that can serve multiple purposes in gaming and how bad British robots are! All on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 43: Slaves to Awesome
May 02, 2022 18:27 - 49 minutes - 39.5 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys whine about GW prices as normal BUT actually fan boy the F out about the new Slaves to Darkness sculpts as well as finally figure out why Storm Cast Eternals can’t be a ‘metal’ as Chaos. It’s Heels vs Baby Faces on this episode of Legends of The Painty Men! Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion! (On tour now!)
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 42: Prime Hunter Special Little Boys
March 30, 2022 01:58 - 1 hour - 51.1 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys roast the concept of "Prime Hunters" as the "Participation Award" of gaming. They also talk about drunk road comics from Chicago and Roy's new strategy of not looking at the rules before buying minis. Enjoy! music by the amazing @fluxpavilion!
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 41: Chaotic Neutral Hobby Complaints
February 03, 2022 23:45 - 1 hour - 53.3 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar in another ridiculous podcast. Roy talks about his frustrations with rulebook prices, expanding his Storm Cast Eternals army and Andrew plans his future losses with his Squig Army. Join the fun! music provided by the award winning and incredible @fluxpavilion!
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 40: Fun Armies And Azyrian Toilets (with special guest Dave Witek from Garage Hammer)
December 23, 2021 20:55 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBDave Witek (@garagehammer) joins comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt as they send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew tries to have a theme of “fun armies” but this is immediately abandoned and rapidly devolves in John’s fantasies of playing Warhammer for large cash prizes, lighting toilets in Azyr, Sigmar buys an airbrush, Looney Tunes Gloomspite Gitz and Dave finally solves the mystery of why Age of Sigmar has so many cannibals! It’s a raucous one. Happ...
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 39: Includes Rules For Solo Play! (HeroQuest Edition)
November 23, 2021 07:15 - 1 hour - 88.1 MBPainty Man Andrew DeWitt is here with another solo podcast while John Roy shows his cute baby off to his relatives. This episode Andrew drops way too many f bombs and goes in depth with his love of HeroQuest, his mom’s obsession with painting Santa Claus figurines and how it all started him down the path of painting plastic pain. Lots of DnD, Old Hammer, Dragon Lance and retro table top gaming talk in this episode! intro music from the amiga HeroQuest game, outro music by the famous and aw...
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 38: Lay Low The Nerd Rage
October 01, 2021 00:08 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new “Roman” look for Stormcast, rule change fatigue, Gamesworkshop IP rules for artists, red enraging special rules and more! Andrew has a new mic that sounds good over zoom, now we need to get Roy one! Music by the amazing, award winning, world touring @fluxpavilion !
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 37: AOS 3 Point Oh!
August 31, 2021 05:53 - 49 minutes - 39.3 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 rules changes, horrific Stormcast PTSD paintings, the Ewok Gambit and even more Gunpla/Gamma Wolves! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !
Legends Of The Painty Men Solo Bonus Episode! Gamma Wolves, Gundam, Centerpiece Models Galore! (in YOUR face, John!)
August 10, 2021 07:06 - 58 minutes - 53.1 MBComedians John Roy (not pictured) and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew flies solo while John recovers from dad duty (doodie) and answers questions, talks Gunpla, giant minis and Gamma Wolves. Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 36: AOS 3.0 Part 1
June 08, 2021 00:26 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 Minis, and how Orks love to party! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 35: Belly Button Lady Demons
April 29, 2021 02:33 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the hot new Slaanesh demons, John is a grouch about everything again and more! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 34: Theater Bongo King and The Cursed City
March 01, 2021 20:45 - 1 hour - 89.6 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about new model releases for Warhammer Quest Cursed City, high school theater kings, tiles versus terrain and more! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with us! Music by the amazing @fluxpavilion !
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 33: Wondrous Powers
January 31, 2021 19:44 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Lumineth Kangaroo Mounts, the Slaanesh Fat Gay on a Parade Float and terrible unique character powers. Stick around after for all the @fluxpavilion tracks that he was kind enough to create for us and check out his new album!
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 32: The Gambler
January 05, 2021 18:34 - 1 hour - 64.9 MBComedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel, Misery Index, Tv Land) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Slaanesh releases (the fat guy on the barge hadn’t come out yet), genital builds and licensed fantasy novel writing. Music by the incredible @fluxpavilion
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 31: Windmill Eating Buffoons
November 30, 2020 05:59 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on giants being hilariously stupid, Sigvald being hot and helmet plumes. Roy is a little low in this episode, Zoom issue, but muscle through because it’s worth it. Intro and outros by the very talented, award winning musician and kick ass dude, @fluxpavilion !
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 30: The Fluff is The Crunch
October 29, 2020 03:18 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on fluff vs. crunch, the misnomers and pitfalls of this thinking as well as sone funny problems with the lore. Intro and outros by the very talented, award winning musician and kick ass dude, @fluxpavilion !
Painty Men Episode 29: The Best Players
September 23, 2020 06:40 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on everything from X-Men to the very best armies of all time and the players that make them.
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 28: Battleline Boats
July 30, 2020 19:59 - 1 hour - 53.3 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they talk about Kharadron Overlords finally being the pirate army it deserves. music by the incredibly talented @fluxpavilion!
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 27: The Game That Started The Podcast
July 01, 2020 06:42 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they reveal the game that started the entire podcast. music by the incredibly talented @fluxpavilion!
Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 26: Sigmar DnD
May 31, 2020 06:14 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop war game, Age Of Sigmar. On this episode John explains the new Age of Sigmar rpg to Andrew, gets most likely ripped off by a counterfeit miniatures scam from Russia and people keep sending Andrew hot female Ogor mini pics.
Legends of The Painty Men Bonus Episode May/April
May 01, 2020 20:33 - 59 minutes - 47.3 MBOur post paint and chat bonus episode, we answer some listener questions (if you didn’t have a chance to ask do t worry we’re doing another round soon!) and talk about the new AoS giants! Sound recorded via zoom so a little tinnier than usual! Hopefully the virus will be over soon and we can record face to face!
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 25: Yak Attack
April 02, 2020 23:44 - 1 hour - 59.7 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the bovine, beauties or beasties (depending on your point of view) of the new Lumineth Aelves. Music by the far too talented Flux Pavilion @fluxpavilion
Legends of The Painty Men Bonus QnA
March 14, 2020 23:34 - 28 minutes - 22.7 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt take listener questions and answers about their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar.
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 24: Ogroid Rage
February 21, 2020 00:13 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about new miniatures, that totally aren’t a Sphinx and a Minotaur cause you can’t copyright those. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion.
Painty Men Bonus Episode Questions, Andrew Can Kill A Grot, and Warbar, Half Warrior, Half Barbarian
February 13, 2020 18:34 - 54 minutes - 43.5 MBJohn Roy and Andrew DeWitt (From Hollywood! Ooooh) answer fan questions about Age Of Sigmar, including what models they could actually kill in one on one combat.
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 23: High Falutin Aelves
January 31, 2020 08:34 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBComedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about elf hats. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion.
Legends of The Painty Men Bonus Question And Answers !
December 30, 2019 20:31 - 48 minutes - 38.6 MBComedians John Roy (Star Search, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Tru Tv and The Misery Index) send us their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode, they start a new tradition of recording a monthly bonus episode of questions and answers for listeners. This was from the same batch where Andrew forgot a mic cable so forgive the audio and also he couldn’t find the part where John asks him to add a musical sting so just imagine it. Love you.
Legends of The Painty Men Episode 22: Hot BBW Ogors and Redneck Chaos
December 20, 2019 02:44 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBAndrew misplaced one of his mic cords so they ran the audio off his iPad, there’s a bit of echo from the table but otherwise, it’ll do! In this episode John Roy and Andrew DeWitt talk about everyone sending him the new female Ogors as well as the redneck life of The Unmade.