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Episode 37: "Point Made; Dany the Deadly Deal Lawyer 🔥🔥🔥"

Learned Hands: The Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar Association

English - October 23, 2023 04:00 - 2 hours - 95.3 MB
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In this thirty-seventh episode (in a row?) of Learned Hands, the Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar Association, Merry & Clint ask: How does Daenerys's deal with the slavers reflect her methods of persuasion?

Our analysis this week includes:

Your Hands finally revisit one of the two main characters of the series, Dany, to talk about one of the most thrilling moments of the series: Dracarys!We get amazing input from our listeners as to why this moment is so iconic. Merry introduces the Art of the Trick Fuck to the ASOIAF canon, and guides us all on the various ins and outs, if you were.Clint focuses on why exactly the Good Masters are so thoroughly moronic from the prospect of a merchant and a sovereign, and brings up a very old man war dad comparison: Robert E. Lee. Instead of saying "it depends" like they usually do Learned Hands gives a definitive legal answer(!) as to whether or not Dany committed commercial fraud when she sold Drogon, but you'll have to listen to find out!(...SPOILER: don't think about that questioned with a poisoned lawyer brain, it's really bad for you so just don't do it)(...but ALSO SPOILER: no)CONTENT WARNING: Slavery, child abuse, child murder, animal abuse, animal murder, murder in general, and mentions of Jorah Mormont.BURN THEM ALL DANY, DRACARYS DRACARYS DRACARYS

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Extensive audio engineering by LittleWolfBird. Intro & Outro music courtesy Sid Luscious & The Pants. None of this should be construed as legal advice OBVIOUSLY. 

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