Episode 15: “The Horny Trial of Rhaegar Targaryen”
Learned Hands: The Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar Association
English - January 21, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBBooks Arts Fiction Homepage Download Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
Previous Episode: Episode 14: “The First Law of Braavos”
Next Episode: Episode 15.5: BONUS Horny Jail Livestream Audio
In this fifteenth episode of Learned Hands, the Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar Association, Maester Merry & Clint from Laws of Ice and Fire & a hilarious cast of dozens give you: The Horny Trial Of Rhaegar Targaryen!
This episode includes:
Learned Hands’ first ever TRIAL EPISODE, featuring the vocal talents of many of your favorite fandom creators!Horny Judge Chloe Gone Canon rules on sexy objections!Horny Bailiff Eliana Gone Canon keeps everyone in line!Clint tries to prosecute the Dragon Prince directly into horny jail!Merry does everything she can to get Rhaegar off (from a bonking)!Thirsty testimony from Robert Baratheon! Eddard Stark! Oswell Whent! Howland Reed! And more!An opportunity for you, the listener, to cast your vote on two separate counts of bonking!The FINAL VERDICT will be coming (HEY-O) two weeks after the episode drops!VIEW THE EPISODE TRANSCRIPT HERE
Special thanks to the following people for their efforts in making this episode as fun and great as it was:
Chloe from Girls Gone Canon as the Horny JudgeEliana from Girls Gone Canon as the Horny BailiffKristine Kippins as the Horny Expert WitnessFrank Bumb as Robert BaratheonLittleWolfBird as Elia Martell Zach from Leaf Hall as Eddard StarkAegonTheSixth as Oswell WhentLo The Lynx as Howland ReedAziz from History of Westeros as Arthur DayneMaddie Kay Ray as Lyanna Stark AND transcript editorIntro & Outro music courtesy Sid Luscious & The Pants. Additional music by Shakes of Thrones. None of this should be construed as legal advice OBVIOUSLY.