Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker
149 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago -Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Welcome! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/qsb/support
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S5: Client 21 - This Is The End?
November 19, 2022 02:03 - 1 hour - 93.3 MBThe Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker closes its doors. Feel free to reach out to [email protected] if you want to know stuff. Buy our merch here: https://my-store-11556994.creator-spring.com/ To access special content go to www.patreon.com/qsblaw and for other episodes, go to www.qsblaw.org. We are also internettable on: Instagram - @lawofficesofquibble; Twitter- @qsblaw; TikTok - @qsblaw; Uhive - https://www.uhive.com/web/shares/z/QTTCLFU; Facebook: https://www.facebook...
S5: Client 20 - Recycling Deposed!
November 12, 2022 21:02 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBVenturing once again into environmental law, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker haul in their newest international client, Recycling Deposed! While attempting to depose the client, they also discuss Facebook postings, quandary, genius whiskey, Samuel Coleridge, they always leave, abasinthe, deliver happiness, mis-mammal, secret Burgerville recycling lore, drunken ranting, conveyor belts, chucking stuff, shirako, Canadians are great, Mandy Patinkin, North Korea, Nooo!, Gandalf, B...
S5: Client 19 - Your Daddy Has Daddy Issues
November 03, 2022 21:02 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker transition into November by addressing a client each fake lawyer has problems with, Your Daddy Has Daddy Issues. During the deposition, they elaborate on Alabamya, more work, Barry White, healthy as a clam, heroin everyday, Pioneer Chicken Stand, Warren Zevon, transy, Tremors, narcissist weirdo, rascals, schmendrick, transcendental nature of time, Brave New World, Charles Dickens, the Barbarossas, spawned a child, Genghis Khan, go frites go, b...
S5: Client 18 - Life Is Horror & You're Horrible ReReDuxDux w/crisis counselor Scott H. Silverman
October 28, 2022 02:17 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBWith an unplanned intervention, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a real crisis counselor yet fake guest lawyer Scott H. Silverman who takes Greg under his wing for a chat, while glancing at Brendan and Matt for potential talks. They talk about xyz, Monopoly money, ouija board, underlying issues, unlicensed pharmacist, hallucinogens, El Chapo, superlabs, a whole week of blackouts, undercover convention, Mr. T, jenkem, Zambian youth, kumbayuck, spazzicity, it's Latin, unco...
S5: Client 17 - Life Is Horror & You're Horrible Redux w/scriptwriter Marc Sheffler
October 20, 2022 22:45 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker welcome a new guest fake attorney from the same fake law firm that last week's guest was from, Last House On The Left. This time, Marc Sheffler is helping tackle the client, Life Is Horror & You're Horrible Redux. Unfortunately, the client is just as ignored as last week so instead they talked about Don Rickles, wizened, kombucha, adlibbery, latter day saints, London Lee, a poor green child, Roger Ebert, ball tickling moment, Mean Joe Greene, b...
S5: Client 16 - Life Is Horror and You're Horrible w/luminary Jeramie Rain Dreyfuss
October 14, 2022 14:33 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are entranced by their newest guest fake lawyer, Jeramie Rain Dreyfuss who doesn't help at all with the client, Life Is Horror And You're Horrible. The client is sadly fully ignored during its paid hour. Instead the discussion veers toward Richard Dreyfuss, Agent Orange, now you're dead, now I'm gay, parlay, Charles Manson, pedophilia husband, a hot hippie, Meme Wars, Dan Savage the sex guy, CineVegas, Mel Brooks, beat me, Terri Garr, Alex Jones,...
S5: Client 15 - Mother Nature Hates You
October 06, 2022 20:12 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBKicked off of TikTok livestream for the third time, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker tackle a malevolent force by addressing the client, Mother Nature Hates You. One of the following subjects made TikTok very unhappy: Tepid Zephyr, Six Hundred Dollar Man, on a bus, Ranger Rick, Sylvia Plath, bridge troll, some kind of fauna, dust devil, power to lift a dog, Tasmanian Devil, tumbleweed, trucker speed, everything is nature, phallic argument, Big Hunk, Charleston Chew, the Upsi...
S5: Client 14 - Generation Whatevrer
September 30, 2022 13:05 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBDeciding on a full exploration of the world around them yet not following through with it, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker tackle a topic for the generations, specifically Generation Whatever. Beginning with giant generations, they then talk about alters, Tourette's TV, cute kittens, leave my thing out of it, F. Scott Fitzgerald, the Lost Generation, every nerdy thing, latchkey generation, Big Chief Kahuna, Chevy Chase, corrupt Marylanders, Major Drunk, Davy Crockett, War O...
S5: Client 13 - Sitcoms ON TRIAL w/Breaking Bad's Larry Hankin
September 23, 2022 11:15 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBRarely do fake guest attorneys return to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker (for reasons that should be obvious) so it is a great coup to welcome the return of veteran character actor, Larry Hankin. You might recognize him from recurring roles in Breaking Bad, Seinfeld and Friends, which gives him valuable insight in addressing our client, Sitcoms ON TRIAL. While promoting his book The Loopholes Dossier, his doggedness brought the following concepts to light: Sometimes Jones, d...
S5: Client 12 - Odd Jobs, Con Jobs & Corn Cobs
September 16, 2022 23:52 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBAs the weather turns from summer to fall, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker pay that no heed as they instead address the issues of their newest client, Odd Jobs, Con Jobs & Corn Cobs. While dressing for a lack of success, they give attention to Eager the Beaver, Ikea, Divorced Dude Depot, Paul Bunyan, the cow option, black zinc, Ambien Taco Guy, little people guys, fluffers, my personal Holocaust, She-Ra, womanly shoebox, paper towel sniffer, pick worms out of the sky, death by w...
S5: Client 11 - Geeks, Nerds & Dweebs w/My Three Sons actor Stanley Livingston
September 09, 2022 22:24 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBA very special guest fake co-counsel Stanley Livingston, former child star of the legendary sitcom My Three Sons, enters the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to examine the client, Geeks, Dweebs & Nerds. Just prior to interrogating the client, they discussed hip and trendy, bougie brunch gig, fast food bags, catered by crows, How The West Was Won, maniacal assistant director, Fluker's, William Frawley, I Love Lucy, human green screen, Smokey & The Hotwire Gang, explicit gore, My Thr...
S5: Client 11 - Geeks, Dweebs & Nerds w/My Three Sons actor Stanley Livingston
September 09, 2022 22:24 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBA very special guest fake co-counsel Stanley Livingston, former child star of the legendary sitcom My Three Sons, enters the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to examine the client, Geeks, Dweebs & Nerds. Just prior to interrogating the client, they discussed hip and trendy, bougie brunch gig, fast food bags, catered by crows, How The West Was Won, maniacal assistant director, Fluker's, William Frawley, I Love Lucy, human green screen, Smokey & The Hotwire Gang, explicit gore, My Thr...
S5: Client 10 - Every Day Is A Holiday w/veteran comedian Keith Ross Nelson
September 02, 2022 01:19 - 1 hour - 73.7 MBWith Brendan missing again, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker tackle the client, Every Day Is A Holiday after talking with their guest, veteran comedian Keith Ross Nelson. They pursue many details that eventually involve gold, diamonds, 5,273 cats, Batangas, Iron Maiden, multi-colored vomit, Bong Bong, high jumping, Bowerman's waffle iron, the hater'd, Prefontaine, comedic license, the Viagra, snake wine, woden, Romance languages, Tang, Pepe Le Pew, Mexico is cancelled, Jews smel...
S5: Client 9 - Elves With Lasers
August 27, 2022 00:01 - 1 hour - 95.6 MBOn a secret quest to destroy a magic goblet in the sun near Alpha Centauri, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are approached by a new client, Elves With Lasers. Even fantastical creatures are greatly ignored by the fake lawyers as they also discuss malodorous fluid, Church of Some Other Assholes, Banksy, tantric sex, deal with morons, Top Chef, trustafarians, Gandalf, The Fifth Element, David Brin, Greg Bear, Dune, Dark Horse Comics, kung fu assassin, Portland lore, Alex Jones, t...
S5: Client 8 - That's Nuts, Ya Fruit!
August 18, 2022 19:59 - 1 hour - 56.8 MBFollowing a nutty, seedy, fruity rabbit hole, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker investigate how nuts are fruits and how fruits are vegetables in order to give appropriate legal advice to their client, That's Nuts Ya Fruit! They also address racists for refugees, the Mud People, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, a thing for lepers, U.S. Supreme Court, the Forest Service, all chipmunky, Buck Rogers, Sylvester Stallone, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, pig's blood ca...
S5: Client 7 - Chum Bucket List (Part Two) w/guest star comedian Ike Avelli
August 14, 2022 02:38 - 54 minutes - 50 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue their rousing old time when saying goodbye publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and focusing on special guest Ike Avelli in the conference room. After Eileen takes her leave, they elaborate on Uber Lube, stick your fingers in the butter, Deliverance, Highlander, get busy living and get busy dying, ugga bugga, Oprah Winfrey's movie list, three fat straight guys, deserted office park, a Buffett list, it was huge, rough trade, wildebeest...
S5: Client 7 - Chum Bucket List (Part One) w/publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and guest starring comedian Ike Avelli
August 04, 2022 22:23 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a rousing old time when bringing in publicist extraordinaire Eileen Shapiro and unannounced special guest Ike Avelli to the conference room. What starts as a ho hum meeting turns an interesting corner as they talk about Diana Ross, Jewish-Japanese hero, Annie Lennox, Star Trek manual, a size queen, the prostate of a Klingon, Chris Pine, Precious Little Devils, George Takei, cruise them both, Pope of Greenwich Village, Adam Carpenter Ant, moi...
S5: Client 6 - A Pocketful Of Climate Change
July 28, 2022 21:22 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBIt was a dark and stormy night somewhere in the world but not where the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker deposed their most global client, A Pocketful Of Climate Change. Join in madness and listen to them discuss uncle under the trailer, mugged by starfish, HBOSlacks, granddad jokes galore, Uncle Frank, a giant warning label, unexplored places, a trend in kneecap, TikTok is listening, Trump supporter stepdad, Buttlick, Alabama, I got no snowballs, better sex parties, Italy, Strait...
S5: Client 5 - Culture Shock-a Khan
July 21, 2022 21:16 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBWith Brendan's recent arrival to his new temporary home in Portland, Oregon, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker examine a new client, Culture Shock-a Khan. The deposition covers Greg's sweaty nipples, the dropsy, chicken and bees, smart mart, rickets, patriotic pants, Circle Jerks, baby alligator, stink eye, Thelma & Louise, Wong Foo, Patrick Swayze, feather boa, Wesley Snipes, hi grandfather, John Leguizamo, chocodile, face diaper, anti-Pfizer, little spit horse, glazed appearanc...
S5: Client 4 - Hippies Vs. Soap w/author & anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff
July 14, 2022 18:29 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBIn a rare circumstance where bad humor takes a back seat to a semi-intellectual discussion, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker (minus Brendan who is prepping for his move to Oregon) entertain author and cultural anthropologist Dr. Dan Chodorkoff by discussing his newest book, Sugaring Down and also discussing Brazilian hair removal, Viet Nam, seductiveness violence can have, U.S. imperialism, ho ho ho Chi Minh, more morons, Margaret Mead, computerphobic, the Enlightenment, Trump t...
S5: Client 3 - Small Talk and Small Minds
July 07, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBHaving had enough of exciting clients, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take a break to unburden themselves with a simple client, Small Talk and Small Minds. They casually extract information like Fox News, smuggler f--ks, Saltine crackers, Tourette's, the monster from Florida, thirst traps, beep boop, big talk, Toblerone, marzipan, Laffy Taffy, Lemonheads, I'm a Skittles guy, heavy metal werewolves, okay Sara, steamer trunk, color flavor, local glaciers, round robin, vampire he...
S5: Client 2 - Video Games Killed The Pinball Star
June 30, 2022 21:55 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBThe three non-lawyers embrace their next client, Video Games Killed The Pinball Star with a verve never before seen...not really. Instead they deliberate Beep Boop, pachinko, André The Giant, one thousand monkeys, Bad News Bears, Dig Dug, Down Under Kong, gravity well, ghost missiles, joystick & a button, 16 bit boobies, Oscar Wilde, ferret and pelican, Iowa hurricanes, Martian hemlock, spaghetti tacos, Blame It On The Sake, the gerbil dies, Sim wormhole and a tiny bit of squabbling. Buy ou...
S5: Client 1 - The Ways You Are Stupid w/comedian Daniel 'Papi' Gonzalez
June 23, 2022 19:43 - 1 hour - 74.9 MBKicking off their newest season, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker bring on a new guest counsel to tackle the client, The Ways You Are Stupid. Comedian Daniel 'Papi' Gonzalez engages the trio with discussions about Kissimmee, daddy, we're not funny, a day job, car jack, digging for that penis, shoulders of giants, the stench, do normal things, regular fat, MAGA hat, stalkerish, jizz money, Blind Melon, lacrosse, a hurricane story, gay English, Bad Bunny, occasionally racist, mofo...
Second Annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Quibbly Award Banquet
June 17, 2022 01:01 - 2 hours - 112 MBIn commemoration of the second anniversary of the podcast Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker, a host of stars came together for the second annual Step Up To The Bar Association Legal Conference & Awards Banquet to receive the highly coveted yet unknown Quibbly Award! The cohosts were Brendan Haggerty, Greg Petix and Matt Bratschi and a multitude of recipients across North America arrived to receive their Quibblys. Some awardees included: filmmaker/playwright Marc Morales, author and ...
S4: Client 22 - Those Who Pry Thighs Use Lies
June 09, 2022 20:38 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBAs we reach the final episode of season 4, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker make a lame attempt at fake criminal law when helping the client, Those Who Pry Thighs Choose Lies. They bog their arguments down by instead discussing borts and glorts, narcissism in action, tangenital, nude wrestling, pierced sacks, consensual prying, Gary Busey, Rip Taylor, confetti, Greg-O-Matic, caveman club, Jean Claude Van Damme, they're morons, Steven Seagal, Under Siege 2, no name actor, when th...
S4: Client 21 - Gun Control Is Fun Control
June 02, 2022 21:16 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBMurderous clients are no strangers to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different when the client, Gun Control Is Fun Control, enters their chambers. As they determine their best course of defense, they discuss the Quibblys, processed turkey ovals, Tamarindo Mexicali, Canada is like Sweden, every gun gets a vote, old bullet parts, kill someone in a haunted house, Jack the Ripper, Americans are crazy, don't disrespect the dart, Thomas Jefferson, snorting cocaine an...
S4: Client 20 - Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts
May 26, 2022 20:35 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBIn a pathetic attempt at rhyming, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker trawl and catch a brand new client, Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts. As they determine the most effective means of representing this client, they brainstorm about Greedo, white hegemony, Pinterest, Hall of Justice, Norm McDonald, cultural appropriation, poop bars, frisbee golf hooligans, Highlander, Martin Scorsese, non-smarty pantses, a football port, Rocky, Big Bone Lick, whipped sour cream, zamoboner, The Warrior...
S4: Client 19 - Are You Ready For Alien Sex?
May 19, 2022 22:13 - 1 hour - 75.4 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are preparing themselves for interstellar legal clientele while working with their first off-world client, Are You Ready For Alien Sex? As they carpe diem, they also converse about UFOs and UAPs, collusions, Black Lives Matter, Tucker Carlson, defund the police, marsh gas, Alien Ant Farm, mountains are our overseers, probing hillbillies, Neil Young, Jim Beam, cornpone, eye jizz, Cthulhu, Avatar, space cows, H.R. Giger, laser spoons, old babies, ...
S4: Client 18 - Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork
May 12, 2022 19:56 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBReveling in the return of Brendan, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker celebrate by playing a game with their newest client, Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork. Many words are bandied about including only fetish wear, dungeon master, culinary stuff, pocket rocket, the Black Hand, deliver happiness, a cell fern, Sir Richard Burton, fancy pants, drink dirt, Spy Smasher, talking nipples, a chub, Viet Nam in the 80s, they killed the poop baby, bodies are appearing, the Young Abortionis...
S4: Client 17 - Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That!
May 05, 2022 18:10 - 1 hour - 68.4 MBDelving into the controversies of the day, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a conflated client in the form of Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That! While developing the fake case they discuss SCOTUS Seltzer, Don King, Politico, Julian Assange, Jersey Shore, so many woman, a lapsed Catholic, Fat Cat In The Hat, sea monkeys, menthol bourbon, goat rodeo, pygmy marmoset, tumescent orange, Pendleton Roundup, Yellowstone, Timothy McVeigh, The Gong Show, vaginal whatever, the we...
S4: Client 16 - The Case Of The Missing Brendan
April 28, 2022 23:21 - 1 hour - 78 MBFinally, after months of inoperation, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker sees the return of their third partner while they discuss their newest client, The Case Of The Missing Brendan. The conversation veers into the topical and mundane when they discuss Twitter, Elon Musk, Pleeps, Allan Sherman, Brendan is back, adrenaline shot, unincorporated square, Baltimore hillbillies, rabbit hole, Covid, Voicebox, fargin' bastage, blood of Protestants, Rachel Maddow, the Incredible Shrinkin...
S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) (part two) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen
April 22, 2022 15:49 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBIn the second of a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue the minor fake legal strategy session and revisit Matt's lack of friends while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book One Nation Under Song, Dr. L. Kris Gowen. They also investigate Bob Seger, some weird American, Steve Martin, the Newfies, Team Arkansas, don't have good words, Science on Tap, science songs, themes are fun...
S4: Client 15 - The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness) w/author Dr. L. Kris Gowen (part one)
April 14, 2022 22:44 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBIn a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker hold a minor fake legal strategy session and uncover their origins while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book One Nation Under Song, Dr. L. Kris Gowen. Together they address jangalang, Piggy Stardust, what does that mean, whipped it up, Dementia 101, empty orc, Klingon karaoke, George Orwell, just simpatico, Milli Vanilli, there is birds, flam...
S4: Client 14 - You Just Don't Care
April 07, 2022 19:45 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBReturning to their roots, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get in some extra squabbling and bickering when they deal with their newest client, You Just Don't Care. If you ever wanted to know what they're all about, this is probably the evidentiary trial they've held as they talk about Ant My Problem, Ground Force, look at the post office, he's like Ant-Man, Pied Piper, look at me, Henry VIII, he lives in the future, fix your computer, I'm Fred Flintstone, Doom Patrol, no prize p...
Client 13 - Take This Job And Gently Insert It In Your Rectum (or Will Smith Will Slap You)
March 31, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into dark territory when their client, Take This Job and Gently Insert In Your Rectum, finds a hole in their logic and makes them discuss Dodgy Daycare, Johnny Two Nose, Good Fellas, concrete Keds, must find grub, Buddy Holly, cook their lettuce a club club, Gorg, Ugg, Zog, Zod and Zed, pterodactyl tea, like the bear thing, Rasputin was a robot, Mystic Grifter, Marilyn Manson, Tennessee tick soup, all they had were varmints, mad squirrel ...
S4: Client 12 - Singin' Outta The Box
March 25, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBAs fake lawyers, Matt and Greg (and the on-sabbatical Brendan) often take their pretense to a point of not taking fake legal stances at all. This newest client, Singin' Outta The Box, is also not given the proper attention by the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Instead of addressing the lawsuit the client is embroiled in, they instead discussed TwinkerBell, William Shatner, all about fairies, scullery maids, shooting stars, they just got old, rub my nipples, Ellen Degeneres' Coffe...
S4: Client 11 - Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique
March 18, 2022 01:20 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBThe incredibly unathletic and uncoordinated partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bickerfind various ways to relate to their newest client, Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique, that needs the full mental capacity of the entire fake law office to address green vomit, there is no if, TikTok is stupid, savate, Greg is on a boat, sex hammock, nail 'em in the crotch, West Side Story, Kung Glu, numb chucks, ninjitsu, Thievery Corporation, goldenrod, beat up the jocks, Street Fighte...
S4: Client 10 - Top Five Million TV Shows (minus a few)
March 10, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered entertainment law by compiling a list of the top five million television shows of all time minus about 4,999,997. The deposition took longer than normal as they encountered sandworms, sleestak, C.H.U.D., Earth Force, until life changes, Herman's Head, actor dude, the world of Baltimore, Newark, Gunsmoke, Star Blazers, Walker: Wedding Planner, a historical sitcom, useless human, a cunning plan, off the housewives, a psychotic kitchen,...
S4: Client 9 - I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone w/international writing consultant & author John Vorhaus
March 03, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take on an international legal client in their non-lawyer way when new client, I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone, stumbles through their doors. John Vorhaus, author of the Little Book on Stand Up, provides insight from his time in Russia as a contributing fake lawyer as they talk about Sid & Nancy, Krakatoa, Joust, the little book of anal cysts, a podcast slut, they lost their maps, turn Covid down, cat house, J.D. Salinger, information autho...
S4: Client 8 - Ten Steps To Be a Spelunking Junkie
February 24, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBA potential for real crime in a hole in the ground drives a brand new client to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker while Greg and Matt tackle Ten Steps To Be A Spelunking Junkie. This client causes a lively discussion about Space Force, Alderon scabies, gleep glop, Jules Verne, the Burp Force, potholing, vaudevilleans, that chocolate habit, one slave in every bite, alien planet, Walt Disney World, Green Arrow, Richie Rich, a dog butler, Harvey Pekar, tweakers, try meth today, the ...
S4: Client 7 - Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy
February 17, 2022 14:00 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBWith Brendan still on sabbatical, it is up to the senior partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to take over new clients like Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy and give them the best fake legal advice possible. Issues addressed were last responder, ringy dingy, Smokey and the Bandit, CB Savage, incredibly homophobic, Greg Evigan, fancy monkey, Clint Eastwood, ninjas, Gilligan's Island, cowboy hat, fun party night, catfishing truckers, give ya a lube job, alchemy, Justin Bear Tru...
S4: Client 6 - Is Joe Rogan Racist or a Big Stupid Dummy? w/paranormal romance author Melissa Sercia
February 10, 2022 13:32 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBCurrent events overtake the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when Joe Rogan's recent shenanigans cause him to inadvertently help the client, Is Joe Rogan Racist or A Big Stupid Dummy?, walk into the conference room. Paranormal romance and urban fantasy author Melissa Sercia stops by but does not offer legal advice while also helping out by discussing mental strobe lights, immortal billionaires, underbelly world, lots of sex, Anne Rice, robot vampires, Spock, Paul Bettany, Stephen Ki...
S4: Client 5 - MCU Vs MC Hammer
February 03, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBOn a drizzly Portland day, two behemoths square off under the restless eyes of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. This is a never before seen event as the client is MCU Vs. MC Hammer. While ensuring no low blows are enacted, they have a powerful discussion regarding Dynamic Hero U, self help, super team, X-Men, sleeping with a groundhog, the Falcon and Redwing, Peking duck, evil mastermind father, cookie puss, bug people, Wakanda, vibranium vibrators, Prostate Boy, Karen Black, a...
S4: Client 4 - Rock & Roll Coochie Who? - Music and Fashion w/Trans Activist and Musician Ryan Cassata
January 27, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBThings get mildly serious at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when trans activist and musician Ryan Cassata enters the conference room to discuss his new music and then delves into lizard people tracking nanobots, the Rothschilds, iTunes, trip hop, serving the community, only one in Long Island, Larry King, Dr. Drew, girlie toy, Matt's schizophrenic monologue, my gigantic nose, Tyra Banks, teachers bullying, sing about oppression, a music lawyer, Gandhi, naked drum circle, Stern...
S4: Client 3 - Spaceships and Toasters w/singer-songwriter Luka James
January 20, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBOn a wet and dreary late afternoon, a ray of brightness shines itself into the conference room of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of New York City-based singer/songwriter Luka James. Sadly, he was unable to transform into a guest faux lawyer yet still engaged with two of the three senior partners to discuss Critical Face Theory, Janeway, Planet of the Ernest Borgnines, mint julep, peanut gallery, bad rubbish, my inner self, cycle of life, a lot of authentic love, a ...
S4: Client 2 - Genocide Schmenocide
January 13, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBVenturing into international legal issues, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker obtain a client sought by none yet that has affected so many: Genocide Schmenocide. This client required Greg, Brendan and Matt to learn a little bit of history and then ignore that very same history as they ended up discussing Mr. Clean, mystical vision, Alex Jones, his head is so small, Uzbeks, SCTV, hillbillies of Russia, Israelstan, slavery is still legal, the peoples of the blacks, property of the...
The Life And Times of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker: What We Are
January 07, 2022 11:40 - 6 minutes - 5.81 MBBehold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway. At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker...
S4: Client 1 - The American Resolution with cyber security expert Buzz Lightyear
January 06, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBThe Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off the new year and Season 4 with the incredibly famous Buzz Lightyear. Well, not really, it's just a pseudonym for a friendly cybersecurity expert but together all of them engage in all sorts of fake legalese like jolly scamps, Falco Manhattan, Slightly Flaccid, gender fluidity in rodents, duck blood, dubstep, taste the suffering, homeless wizard, Misfit Plant, Pong, Sea Hunt, Battle Zone, the jumping thing, public dick, heats up my bones,...
S3: Client 28 - Our Fear In Review w/guest cohosts Sanchez El Dorado and Nick Taber
December 30, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 88.4 MBOn the cusp of the New Year, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker watch two of the partners (Greg and Brendan) vacation for the final client of 2021, Our Fear In Review. Coming to the rescue are two guest co-counsels Sanchez El Dorado from Happy Hour News Team and Nick Taber from Movie Theater Time Machine. They proved capable at discussing at length many issues including fear, homemade whiskey, lucky idiot, Snoop Lion, Robert DeQueero, anxiety, Rhode Island, oblate, pizza loves m...
S3: Client 27 - I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus w/sex educators Dr. Lauren Lichty and Dr. Kris Gowen
December 23, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBMilk and cookies have no place at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker at the consultation of this week's client, I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus, when two well-educated guest fake lawyers arrive to provide appropriate counseling. From the podcast B4USwipe, Dr. Kris Gowen and Dr. Lauren Lichty provide their unique perspectives on numerous important matters including catfish dancing, Gary Busey, Spuds McKenzie, peach seeds, wild crazy anarchists, love theme from Commie land, UB40, ...