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Launch Speed

79 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratings

Join Brendan and Zach as they discuss current events, technology, video games, real life, and bears, with a comical spin. Subscribe for your weekly dose of antics and tech news!

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Episodes

E64 Officer, I'm More Important than this Gentleman

July 13, 2020 22:08 - 54 minutes - 74.4 MB

Once again back in the stuuuuud. Zach talks about his failures as a master carpenter and Brendan is really bad at hide and seek. Lots of fighting this episode and find out more on this weeks episode of Fight Island. Topics: Deck building Pen hide and seek Box fans Juice Box Planet Fight Island

E63 Watchu Doin for the next 60 years?

July 06, 2020 09:00 - 39 minutes - 54.3 MB

Back in the STOOOD! We chit chat about the week and a few important discussions on personal matters. We touch on Dr. Disrespect and other gaming news. Topics: Building decks Playing competitively covid parties Sharkcano Tik tok trends Smash bro’s community

E62 Racoon on a Leash

June 29, 2020 09:00 - 47 minutes - 65.1 MB

We welcome myself back from Vacation. We discuss food and talk way too much about the atrocities of nature. Zach still can't cook for himself and we discuss the hot takes from our friends. Topics: Spiders Wasps Trash Pandas Dropping Acid Gaming Hot Takes

E61 How Many Chickens Would it take to Kill an Elephant

June 15, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 86.4 MB

This week we discuss, Brendan cleaning his truck for the first time since owning it, Zach realizes his life has a low IMDb critic score, and we have a life pondering discussion of chickens vs. an elephant. Topics: Washed and cleaned the truck Finished Taxes the day before due You started streaming, it’s pretty fun being able to see it from your side Forklift incident Chickens vs elephant POV PS5 Parallax Effect for Stars

E60 Dreaming About Driving a Trash Truck

June 08, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 82.5 MB

This week we talk about our lives while living separate. Brendan thinks he's a God amongst men, and Zach doesn't try to induct anyone into his cult. Topics: Quarantine, Toilet paper, Giant Pick-up, Grass, Food, Digging holes for friends, Golfing, Ultimate Chicken Horse, SpaceX Launch

E59 Recruiting People Into the Cult

March 31, 2020 02:01 - 38 minutes - 53.4 MB

Brendan hits his goal of working out 5 days a week... Zach is still egotistical but leaves out genocide, work talk and Quarafuntine Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E58 Risk it for the Biscuits, Literally

March 23, 2020 08:00 - 47 minutes - 64.7 MB

Today's episode: Zach revels in his glorious skills as a master chef and Brendan has to put up with his garbage. Covid-19 is still out here ruining the fun. We talk about our lives and how we are social warriors practicing our social disassociation. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E57 Toilet Paper Epidemic

March 16, 2020 09:00 - 43 minutes - 60.4 MB

COVID-19 is cancelled, my dog is a connoisseur of the finest foam, and other good news on this week's CENSORED episode of Launch Speed! Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E56 The Tokyo Sandblaster

March 09, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 83.6 MB

Jay joins us in the stuud as we discuss hit and runs, meats, Mini Mike, and lap dances. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E55 A Semi-successful Amateur Rocket Maker

February 24, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 86.9 MB

Dead amateur rocket makers, the worst colors for cars, overly aggressive casual sports, and an incredibly expensive RC car. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E54 Apostrophes are tough, man

February 18, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 104 MB

The UFC, Aliens in Chernobyl, concrete, and Jackie Chan. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E53 Who Doesn't Want Poland Really Badly?

February 03, 2020 10:00 - 52 minutes - 71.4 MB

This week we discuss Archigand, the Duke of Northberry, Eels in soy sauce baths, and the best home remedies for colds. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E52 Sucking My Brain Out Of My Forehead

January 27, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Spiders, Bezos, and viruses, Oh My! Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E51 A Horse Walks Into a Bar

January 21, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

Despite what Zach says, our email is "[email protected]". We're back! Zach's maniacal mumblings, why movies are rigged, the future of creativity and more! Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E50 The Worst Fuzz Apocalypse

December 30, 2019 10:00 - 54 minutes - 74.3 MB

New Year. New us. We tell you about our man crush Ryan Reynolds, bash the Star Wars Empire, and just a little bit of tomfoolery. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

The Worst Fuzz Apocalypse

December 30, 2019 10:00 - 54 minutes - 74.3 MB

New Year. New us. We tell you about our man crush Ryan Reynolds, bash the Star Wars Empire, and just a little bit of tomfoolery. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E49 Stabbed With A Ceramic Squirrel

December 23, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 96.1 MB

Zach hates "Jingle Bells" and the movie "Elf", so maybe he's the Grinch. Figs are wasp coffins, the worst gym attire, and the show that we think is much better than Game of Thrones. Merry Christmas! Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Stabbed With A Ceramic Squirrel

December 23, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 96.1 MB

Zach hates "Jingle Bells" and the movie "Elf", so maybe he's the Grinch. Figs are wasp coffins, the worst gym attire, and the show that we think is much better than Game of Thrones. Merry Christmas! Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Can't Get Sick If You're Dead

December 16, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

It's Christmas time! Are Christmas lights trash or joyful? Is Brendan a cynic, or is Zach too positive? And in completely unrelated topics, Xbox takes the cake for trash naming. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E48 Can't Get Sick If You're Dead

December 16, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 85.8 MB

It's Christmas time! Are Christmas lights trash or joyful? Is Brendan a cynic, or is Zach too positive? And in completely unrelated topics, Xbox takes the cake for trash naming. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Crying Over Spilled Potatoes

December 09, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.4 MB

Bad neighbors, Amazon the mastermind, gas station etiquette, and more on Launch Speed's weekly rant/breakdown. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E47 Crying Over Spilled Potatoes

December 09, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.4 MB

Bad neighbors, Amazon the mastermind, gas station etiquette, and more on Launch Speed's weekly rant/breakdown. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E46 Standing There With Your Spatchy-Spatchy

December 02, 2019 10:00 - 54 minutes - 75.1 MB

Driving is tough, so get gud kid. Baltimore dropped the ball, and Hospitals deny sleep to anyone that they haven't intentionally put there. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Standing There With Your Spatchy-Spatchy

December 02, 2019 10:00 - 54 minutes - 75.1 MB

Driving is tough, so get gud kid. Baltimore dropped the ball, and Hospitals deny sleep to anyone that they haven't intentionally put there. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Never Look At A Horse

November 25, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 82.9 MB

We discuss a caulking fiasco, French circus performer Jaques Le Tour, and Elon Musk flexin on the pageantry. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E45 Never Look At A Horse

November 25, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 82.9 MB

We discuss a caulking fiasco, French circus performer Jaques Le Tour, and Elon Musk flexin on the pageantry. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

You're Pretty Much A Jellyfish

November 18, 2019 10:00 - 47 minutes - 65.9 MB

No, you're a towel. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E44 You're Pretty Much A Jellyfish

November 18, 2019 10:00 - 47 minutes - 65.9 MB

No, you're a towel. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Sheeple Machine

November 11, 2019 22:00 - 42 minutes - 58.8 MB

Too many streaming services. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E43 Sheeple Machine

November 11, 2019 22:00 - 42 minutes - 58.8 MB

Too many streaming services. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Therapeutic Ass Whooping

November 04, 2019 10:00 - 58 minutes - 81 MB

This week we get our podcast banned in Utah and North Korea. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E42 Therapeutic Ass Whooping

November 04, 2019 10:00 - 58 minutes - 81 MB

This week we get our podcast banned in Utah and North Korea. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

A Bovine Remover

October 28, 2019 09:00 - 52 minutes - 72.7 MB

You'll never believe it, but Zach complains about some stuff this week. Also, the most important computer in the world, lonely Indian voters, and $42 beers. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E41 A Bovine Remover

October 28, 2019 09:00 - 52 minutes - 72.7 MB

You'll never believe it, but Zach complains about some stuff this week. Also, the most important computer in the world, lonely Indian voters, and $42 beers. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Bear Vs Bare

October 22, 2019 09:00 - 48 minutes - 67 MB

Join us as we discuss China and attempt to get our podcast officially banned in China. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E40 Bear Vs Bare

October 22, 2019 09:00 - 48 minutes - 67 MB

Join us as we discuss China and attempt to get our podcast officially banned in China. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E39 Check Out This Fat Bear

October 08, 2019 09:00 - 45 minutes - 63.1 MB

Join us this week as we discuss finding missing people on Google Earth, Pammy's podcast designed to rake in money, and Zach's rantings. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Check Out This Fat Bear

October 08, 2019 09:00 - 45 minutes - 63.1 MB

Join us this week as we discuss finding missing people on Google Earth, Pammy's podcast designed to rake in money, and Zach's rantings. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E38 Frickin' Wolf Ninjas

September 16, 2019 09:00 - 51 minutes - 70.7 MB

New format this week, let us know what you think! We discuss parking, eyesight, and sheepses. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Frickin' Wolf Ninjas

September 16, 2019 09:00 - 51 minutes - 70.7 MB

New format this week, let us know what you think! We discuss parking, eyesight, and sheepses. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Unhinged Reviews: A Picture of Danny Devito

September 02, 2019 09:00 - 36 minutes - 19.6 MB

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E37 Unhinged Reviews: A Picture of Danny Devito

September 02, 2019 09:00 - 36 minutes - 19.6 MB

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My Dog Is A Paradox

August 26, 2019 09:00 - 48 minutes - 67 MB

Join Brendan and Zach as they discuss the new Supra (again), using Ramen noodles to repair things, and Michael Burry. Also, week three of bamboozling Zach. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

That's Like Eight Milkshakes

August 19, 2019 09:00 - 57 minutes - 78.7 MB

Join Brendan and Zach as Brendan absolutely bamboozles his cohost with another excellent joke this week. They also discuss the worst license plate in the world, Norway's issues with flying, and an affordable supercar. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Trying to Jump an Eighteen Wheeler

August 12, 2019 09:00 - 54 minutes - 75.2 MB

Join Brendan and the enraged Zachary this week as they discuss Canadians. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

I Would Rather Eat My Own Toes

August 05, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 96 MB

Join Brendan and Zach for some Tech news and Bear facts this week! They discuss AI, spy gadgets, the new Toyota Supra, and the selling of bathwater. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Unhinged Stories: Is This Container Microwave Safe?

July 29, 2019 09:00 - 29 minutes - 41 MB

Join Brendan and Zach as they explore some of the craziest stories in recent history, including a big military OOPS, some interesting cake, and buying uranium on Amazon. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

A Squirtgun With Four Legs

July 23, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 86.4 MB

Join Chandler “Brendan” Bing and Joey “Zach” Tribiani in this weeks episode, as they discuss staying in a haunted Japanese castle, upcoming TV shows, the difficulties of space travel, and the most terrifying tractor trailer ever. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Sneaky Sneaky Missions

July 15, 2019 09:00 - 55 minutes - 75.9 MB

Join Buzz “Brendan” Lightyear and Woody, or “Zach” for this weeks podcast about Porsche, Google Stadia, the Cuphead TV show, Amazon Prime day, and how Hollywood is going down the drain. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

The Perfect Balance of Being Not Quite Dead

July 08, 2019 09:00 - 52 minutes - 72.7 MB

Join Han “Brendan” Solo and Princess “Zach” Leia for their return from a hiatus! They discuss the lack of dismemberment in the new Star Wars game, Facebook's Libra cryptocurrency, Poland, and the sketchiness of TwentyThree and Nope. Reach out to us at [email protected] or on Instagram or Facebook! Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

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