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LaughLineSports

25 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 11 ratings

Life is serious enough, why should our sports be? Noa Pharaoh gives his unique take on the sporting week with pit stops to discuss some of the absurdities of life. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/support

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Episodes

The Lebron James Controversy

October 23, 2019 17:58 - 25 minutes - 11.8 MB

For the most part LeBron James has said and done the right things in his career, but when he does make a mistake it's time to call him out. Noa takes a look at LeBron's comments on Hong Kong. 🕺🏾Noa plays the "Frozen Envelope Game" this is the game where he gets random questions and answers them in smart ass ways. 📍Noa examines why Golden State will not make the playoffs. @thepharaohking @laughlinesports @noapharaoh --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thephara...

The 25th Episode Cleveland Is Full Of Browns

October 13, 2019 05:15 - 27 minutes - 12.4 MB

When the hell did the Cleveland browns become what we MUST talk about? Oh what a difference a Baker makes. We break down the panic that is consuming Cleveland. We have "Breaking News" Plus Noa plays the "Frozen Envelope Game" this is the game where he gets random questions and answers them in smart ass ways. We talk about Noa Pharaoh's own battles with concussions and so much more your head will 🤯 📍 @thepharaohking @laughlinesports @noapharaoh --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters....

The 24th episode: Vontez And The Family Stone

October 03, 2019 05:07 - 19 minutes - 8.88 MB

Vontaze Burfict has been playing the game the same way since Arizona State. The problem is the game is bypassed him. Noa Pharaoh will examine this full-season suspension and what it means to Vontaze Burfict. Plus Noa plays the "Frozen Envelope Game" this is the game where he gets random questions and answers them in smart ass ways. Also back by popular demand "The Florida report! " 📍 even in a loss are the Lions for real?📍 @thepharaohking @laughlinesports @noapharaoh --- Support this podc...

The 23rd Episode: Danny Dimes Shines And Blind Notre Dame's Lies

September 25, 2019 17:47 - 21 minutes - 9.99 MB

Lls 23 Notre Dame should never ever ever ever be ranked in the top 10 again. Noa Pharaoh rants about the pendants who believed that Notre Dame had a good showing in their loss to Georgia. Noa plays the "Frozen Envelope Game" this is the game where he gets random questions and answers them in smart ass ways. Also back by popular demand the Florida report! " 📍 is AB Done? - And why Danny Dimes is the future in NYC 📍 @thepharaohking @laughlinesports @noapharaoh --- Support this podcast: htt...

The 22nd episode: Is AB Done?

September 22, 2019 07:08 - 30 minutes - 14.1 MB

Antonio Brown went from "genius", to sexual offender, to out of the league in a span of a two weeks. Noa pharoah examines the roller coaster ride that is the AB Saga and what it means for his future 🔮 We play the "Frozen Envelope Game" where Noah answers random questions in the only way that he knows how. That's by being a smart-ass. We have "Breaking News" and a new segment called "The Florida Report" --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/support

The 21st Episode: Pow... Pow... Power

September 19, 2019 04:02 - 26 minutes - 12 MB

After two weeks of football we have a bloodbath that is the quarterback position. With up to five Marquee quarterbacks either hurt or benched many are asking the question where are the stars going to come from? Noa Pharaoh has the answer ➖ plus breaking news involving the Maimi Heat ➖ The Pharaoh's Power Rankings ➖ "The Frozen Envelope Game" and much more from the world of sports and life. @noapharaoh @thepharaohking @laughlinesports --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.co...

The 20th Episode: The NCAA One Day Will Bite More Than They Can Chew In Cali

September 15, 2019 15:32 - 27 minutes - 12.6 MB

We dig deep into they psyche of the NCAA vs California. California has decided to allow athletes to get paid for endorsements and their likeness. The NCAA wants to fight. The California is every bit as Petty and this will be a long battle that the NCAA does not want. Plus we open up the Frozen envelopes where are Noah get random questions and answers them with oozing sarcasm. Also "Breaking News" and "What's Funny This Week" ➖@noapharaoh @laughlinesports @thepharaohking --- Support this po...

The 19th Episode: There's A Thin Line Between Genius And Bat S*it Crazy

September 11, 2019 20:35 - 22 minutes - 10.5 MB

Antonio Brown breaks the internet on a daily basis. We ask the question... What's the line between genius and bat sh$t crazy? Plus The Frozen Envelopes Game will be played to perfection - This is the game where Noa will choose Random questions from envelopes and answer them with sarcasm dripping from every response. We have a ridiculous "interview" from Australia where the Basketball World Cup is being played - plus "what made us laugh" over the weekend. And Breaking entertainment news about ...

The 18th Episode: MF I'm Magic Johnson 3

September 08, 2019 19:24 - 24 minutes - 11.2 MB

Two ex Lakers (Josh Hart, Lonzo Ball) are spending a lot of time complaining about being traded from the Lakers. Social media has attacked them for how they feel. As a sports society we expect our athletes to be void of human emotion. These athletes are real people with real feelings, not just names that fuel your fantasy sports team. "Magic Johnson" 😉 shows up on today's show and tells us how everything I just wrote is billsh%t ➖ plus we play the "Frozen Envelope Game", talk about AB and the...

The 17th Episode: NFL Predictions - The Pac 12 Smells Like Chitlings.

September 03, 2019 01:28 - 35 minutes - 16.3 MB

The NFL is here! It's finally here! Noa pulls out his predictions for the upcoming season. There will be surprises! We have the "Breaking News" segment and Noa has some choice words for Pac12 footall. Plus Noa will open the frozen envelopes which will reveal random questions that Noa answers in the ... Only way he knows how - - (smartalicky). ✨ Follow @noapharaoh @laughlinesports @thepharaohking --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/support

The 16th Episode: Andrew Luck And Football Sucks.

August 31, 2019 06:18 - 24 minutes - 11.1 MB

Andrew Luck abruptly retires and breaks the internet❗ More players are getting their money and getting out of a sport that destorys even the strongest, toughest of men. Noa Pharaoh holds a mirror to all of the booing Colts fans as well as the "Talking Heads" that defend them🔹PLUS "Breaking News and the "Frozen Envelope Game!" where Noa fields questions and responds with unpredictable answers 🏈 @noapharaoh @thepharaohking @laughlinesports --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotif...

The 15th Episode: Jay-Z... Powerful Pawn? Or Pawn Powerful?

August 26, 2019 03:01 - 27 minutes - 12.4 MB

Jay-Z is a hustler and an activist. A billionare and a "Real One". A Hood dude and The NFL Owner? The oxymorons rain down upon Jay-Z's entire existence which leads us to question his true motivations when it comes to Kap, The NFL and Social justice 🎤 Plus the Frozen Envelope Game, Breaking News and Noa's Final Rant. ✨ @noapharaoh @thepharaohking @laughlinesports --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/support

The 14th Episode :The Mental Health Episode, 1-800-273-8255

August 19, 2019 08:10 - 32 minutes - 14.8 MB

Mental health is a subject that is still taboo, especially in sports. However a new wave of athlete has come to break down the walls of silence. Noa Pharaoh examines how Jeremy Lin's emotional breakdown is important to the conversation of sports and of life. As humans we all share the same planet but walk in our own individual universes. This makes it difficult to place ourselves in other's shoes who's actions and emotions we don't understand ➖ Noa also opens up the frozen envelopes and madne...

Rich Paul And The King 👑

August 11, 2019 11:27 - 37 minutes - 17 MB

Would you want a corporation helping to instill values into your college bound son or daughter? The NCAA is a cooperation and they do what corporations do. 1. Make money, 2. Look out for self, 3. See one and two. Noa Pharaoh looks at the proposed "Rich Paul Rule and what it really means for athletes who may go pro. Plus Team USA should be ash and The Frozen Envelope Game! @laughlinesports @thepharaohking @noapharaoh rate, review, five stars ✨ please --- Support this podcast: https://podcas...

All The King's Men

August 07, 2019 18:02 - 44 minutes - 20.5 MB

The great players in history are the most sensitive. From MJ to Serena, John McEnroe to Terrell Owen's greatness seems to hide a sensitive soul that lashes out when it feels attacked. LeBron finds himself under attack from a source he considered a friend. Now his sensitivity and massive ego may just feel the need to crush the NBA. Noa Pharaoh breaks down David Griffin's attack on LeBron and explains what direction this innocent is heading ➖➖ PLUS Frozen Envelopes! Noa responds to series of qu...

They Call Me Melo Yellow

August 05, 2019 14:31 - 29 minutes - 13.4 MB

Sometimes the worst enemy of greatness is one's own greatness. Carmelo Anthony is finding this to be his current life's path as he tries to catch on with a team for his last hoorah. Examines his struggle to remain in the NBA and what he's doing to turn back the hands of time. ➖➖Then Noa Pharaoh opens the "The Frozen Envelopes" where there are a series of sports, life and pop culture questions. Please feel free to Follow @noapharaoh @thepharaohking @laughlinesports --- Support this podcas...

The NFL And Golden's Tate.

July 31, 2019 18:48 - 36 minutes - 16.6 MB

CEOs try to control all of the controllables. This is why they are multi billionaires. Noa Pharaoh examines how the NFL attempts to dictate every portion of an athlete's life right down to their sex acts. Don't believe me? Ask Golden Tate. ➖ PLUS! The Frozen Envelopes are ready! Noa will be answering a series of questions from the Frozen Envelopes Of Death. Follow: @Thepharaohking @noapharaoh @laughlinesports --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/...

Living In The Past: A Dallas Cowboys Story

July 26, 2019 03:19 - 39 minutes - 18.2 MB

Noa foresees trouble in Cowboy Land. The Salary cap it a beastly bed fellow and Noa argues that it may be time for one of the "New Triplets" to go. Unfortunately the one with the most talent might be the odd man out Noa Pharaoh opens the frozen envelopes and answers a serious of sports, personal and cultural related questions. Follow @noapharaoh @thepharaohking @laughlinesports --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/support

The NBA/NFL... Progressive Or Drunk?

July 26, 2019 03:17 - 39 minutes - 18.2 MB

The NBA and NFL have proposed rather radical changes for the future of the prospective Sports. Noa Pharoah discusses the pros and cons behind the proposals and how it may ultimately change the organizations forever. Later, Noa Pharaoh opens the "Frozen Envelopes" and answers a series of sports, personal and cultural related questions. The only rule...? NO FILTER. @laughlinesports @noapharaoh @thepharaohking. Thank you! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thep...

Westbrook Is To Melo, As Ketchup Is To Ketchup

July 14, 2019 05:14 - 20 minutes - 9.54 MB

Noa examines the Russell Westbrook trade and whether or not Russ' unwillingness to change will ultimately find him in the same boat as Carmelo Anthony once his baggage out ways his talent-reward. *ding* The clock is running as Noa Pharaoh opens the frozen envelopes and answers a series of sports, personal and cultural related questions! Thank you Please Rate, review, leave five stars. LOVE. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/support

Kawhi-Me A River Phoenix Justin Timberlake

July 08, 2019 17:50 - 28 minutes - 13.1 MB

The entire NBA holds their collective breaths in anticipation of Kawhi’s decision. Noa Pharaoh examines whether or not a small part of Kawhi is enjoying the “All Eyes On Me” treatment while millions of people wait for a decision. Kawhi is pulling the ultimate G move with an ending that would make M. Knight Shyamalan pee himself.   Noa plays the game “Pick A Damn Side,” where he is thrown “aggressive” questions about sports, life and the world at large and he must “pick a damn side” in a tim...

MF I'm Magic Johnson II: The Wrath Of Khan

July 02, 2019 19:00 - 31 minutes - 14.4 MB

Magic Johnson is back! Noa Pharaoh exmines the power that Magic Johnson has even though he is officially off the books. Also Noa plays "Pick A Damn Side" where he answers the hard issues like... Are the Houston Rockets smoking "angel dust homes?" Plus Master P wants to sign Zion to a shoe deal. 🤔 Wait! Master P has a damn shoe!? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/support

MF I'm Magic Johnson!

May 25, 2019 21:12 - 58 minutes - 26.6 MB

"MF I'm Magic Johnson!" Magic Johnson screams as he torches the Lakers on national TV.  Noa Pharaoh, having a Docotrate in Petty Science will examine what drove Magic to this point and why he is right.  KD is being all... KD and this is why he'll never be LeBron. Admit it! The NFL swims in pools of hypcracy and Jello and you like it.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/support

Kyrie Is Stephon Marbury With A Lebron James Ring

May 25, 2019 05:49 - 44 minutes - 20.5 MB

In the middle of all of the Celtic term oil one man stands alone as the "SUPREME SUPER SACRIFICER." That man is... SCARY TERRY?  -- Hmmm, that can't be right. Today's episode Noa Pharaoh examines whether Kyrie Irving is an elit super star or Stephon Marbury with a Lebron James ring -- A "Superstar By Circumstance". Also  Magic Johnson seems to not give a damn!  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/support

Poop, Ty Lue In A Curry Stew

May 12, 2019 18:42 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MB

Noa Pharaoh examines whether Philly should make major trades that involve more than just Ben Simmons; Championship coach Ty Lue stands up for himself but will it cost him his dream job? PLUS men don't know women just ask Red Table TALK and Ayesha Curry and top three reasons Noa has lost all faith in humanity --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Thepharaohking/support

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All the King's Men
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