Last Week on the Internet

Back At It Again Baby!

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The One You’ve All Been Waiting For!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Links after the jump. Listen Now KFC chicken donut KFC Dating Sim Link’s Awakening runs like ass and I’m not the only one triggered Amazon cucking more normies Limited Edition Death Stranding PS4… Continue Reading →

Hot Takes Ahead!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Links after the jump. Listen Now Facebook dating site Did we talk about Andy Signore ProJared is back and ready to dunk Zoe Quinn killed Alec Holowka  Yes, she actually did She’s a… Continue Reading →

Crippling Loneliness!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Links after the jump. Listen Now   Two police officers got fired over Facebook fake news French Green Goblin coming to save us I have a love/hate relationship with discord, but this one… Continue Reading →

Gamer Girl Bath Water!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Instagram Girl Can’t Sell 36 Shirts Meanwhile Belle Delphine is selling literal bathwater and it sold out in 3 days Then it… Continue Reading →

Smash Ultimate in VR!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Rime is free, then City of Brass When You SJW Too Hard Microsoft revives the Intellimouse Quake 2 RTX Genie Vape Nintendo… Continue Reading →

Thanos Did Nothing Wrong!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Steam Link for iOS Finally! Mario Kart Tour Beta Minecraft Earth AR Game Old News: Tencent Mobile Gaming Buddy Nintendo Switch Online… Continue Reading →

Detective Pikachu!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now This guy scammed Google and Facebook because they’re fucking idiots This is why normies should not take horoscopes seriously Scary Spice got… Continue Reading →

Scandalous!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now This stupid bitch got scammed into school, didn’t actually want to go Forbes REALLY Doesn’t Like the Apex Legends Battle Pass Link… Continue Reading →

Refurbished Pizza!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now This dude tries to call out YouTube, but he’s kinda wrong YouTube is straight up off the shits Who mans is this?… Continue Reading →

Lonely Boys Day!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Wood Nuggs Most Stuf’ Oreo Semen arm SpOnGeCaSe KeYbOaRd ApP Netflix increases price Hulu decreases price Farming Simulator eSports Machina got bought… Continue Reading →

Last Year on the Internet 2018!

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86 That Again!

We’re Still Not Dead!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now The photo of a lifetime… The Galaxy S10 Leaks are actually sexy For some reason normies still want a Motorola RAZR Guess… Continue Reading →

Last Porn on the Internet!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now China Bans Winnie the Pooh Pokémon Tamagotchi Time for Jake and I to fight Reporting e-thots to the IRS Practice feeling awkward… Continue Reading →

C’mon Google!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now This is my Son Burger King is out here giving people meat sweats Yes Theory cucked the norms People out here just… Continue Reading →

We Can’t Catch Up!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Assy Creedo Microtransactions Second link Ethan and Hila are back  Switch Hardware Refresh Confirmed  Weenie Hut Jr. Zelda Google Pixel 3 got… Continue Reading →

Last Week Totinos Edition!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now The iPhone XS and XS Max have issues of course Nintendo lets cancer patient play Smash Ultimate early  Telltale Games Shuts Down … Continue Reading →

Nintendo Switch Online!

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I Fart with Doug!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Amazon Preorder Bonus Tinder Hunger Games It was a publicity stunt https://savepapajohns.com/ Post Malone survived Plane crash, internet wished he hadn’t.  Teenage… Continue Reading →

Hacky Hack Hack!

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Professional Podcasters!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon and Lawrence! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Coin Flip Officers Fired Brad Pitt Looks Like His Girlfriends (I’m so sorry this is Buzzfeed….) Lay(s) off the new chips, Lays… Continue Reading →

Pee and Regret!

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Listening to Stadium Food!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Warframe to Switch r/thanosdidnothingwrong Coin flip arrest Momokun get’s meme’d on Stormy Daniels boobie smacking FouseyCon Starbucks is getting rid of… Continue Reading →

Is It Better Than Imagine Party Babyz?

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Oculus TV released with Neverthink App, Neverthink available on desktop ‘AirBag’ phone case Samsung is being try hard again, gotta give… Continue Reading →

We Have Gaming Disorder!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! New artwork by Ovidiu Butnariu! Check him out on Twitter! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Tanacon 2018 PUBG decided against suing Fortnite Two years later, you… Continue Reading →

Surprise! We’re Alive!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! New artwork by Ovidiu Butnariu! Check him out on Twitter! Check out our Patreon here! We’re just rambling about E3. Listen Now

It’s Definitely Laurel!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now WTF is this!? Girl accuses Nev from ‘Catfish’ of sexual assault (I knew this would happen) Battlefield 5 Trailer CoD Black… Continue Reading →

This is America!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now You can now stream Steam to your phone on Android There’s going to be another ‘Superhot’ and the devs are idiots… Continue Reading →

Lift Yourself!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Google is STILL trying to fix its messaging apps Here we go again… If you’re over 25 it’s time to stop… Continue Reading →

Bully Hunters!

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Nice!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Drake plays Fortnite with Ninja The Internet Reacts Katy Perry Kissed a Boy and He didn’t like it 14 Sex Toys… Continue Reading →

Last Week Jr. Nintendo Direct!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now March Nintendo Direct MLB 18 Gets rid of Microtransactions : O New PUBG Updates for 2018 I can’t tell if I’m… Continue Reading →

Nintendo, Switch the Rewards Program!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Chrono Trigger on PC (bad port??) Into the Breach YouTube Let’s Live Viewers Control the Lights & Shiz Tom MacDonald’s WHITEBOY… Continue Reading →

Black Panther!

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Peeled Away from PUBG!

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Last Week Jr. Banned Words!

PUBG made us record a short episode this week! Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Mario Movie Mario Kart for Smartphones? White women continue to be crazy… Continue Reading →

Die With Us!

Die with us! Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Die With Me Nintendo Labo Nintendo is closing down Miitomo, and no one cares Sony wants to make… Continue Reading →

Cuckboi Spectacular!

A very special ep! Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now The Bra for Men Fully wireless charging batteries Personal, Portable, AC unit Elon Musk is into wild… Continue Reading →

Last Month on the Internet!

Took us a little while to play catch up, but we’ve made up for lost time to make next week timely! Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now… Continue Reading →

Last Year on the Internet 2K17!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Check out our 2017 round-up! Giveaway details at the end!

It’s the End of the Internet!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Detroit: Become Human OKAMI on PC 2017 Game Awards Game Awards Reveals PUBG is Poop on OG XBox1 (Second Link) (third… Continue Reading →

Sleepy Boys!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Breaking news Bungie Caught Reducing Destiny 2 XP gains Bungie the next EA?!? Two Tokens and a Blue New Destiny 2… Continue Reading →

The Holy Trinity of Consumerism!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now EA (Temporarily) Removes Microtransactions The Person Who Lied About Working for EA and Getting Death Threats Net Neutrality YouTube shows child… Continue Reading →

Thanks for Last Week!

Episode is a little late because of how much shopping Fonz did over the holiday! Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Gamestop’s Rental Service is Stopped Last… Continue Reading →

Last Week Deals!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Man Shits in Bucket and Pees in Bottle in the name of Mario EA Battlefront Lootboxes EA Removes Refund Button (Fake… Continue Reading →

Calling All Gamers!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now   Blizzcon 2017 Call of Duty Loot Boxes Harry Potter Go This Just In: If you drop glass, it breaks Crazy… Continue Reading →

Trick or Treat!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Stranger Things Mobile Game Neogaf Implodes Gamestop launches game rental service Payday 2 VR Join Our Destiny 2 Clan Destiny 2… Continue Reading →

Turn Down the Difficulty!

Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, Maddie, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Guy traded car for Szechuan sauce I won’t be watching AGDQ next year. I might not be buying Destiny 2… Continue Reading →

The Google Event!

Check out some new Google swag! Thanks to our patrons Brandon, Lawrence, Maddie, and Adam! Check out our Patreon here! Links after the jump. Listen Now Google Pixel 2 and Pixel 2 XL; Store Page Google Pixel Buds; Store Page… Continue Reading →