Lamer Gamers Bytes

Conan Exiles : Lamer Theater Teaser! (From S3Ep14)

Skylar and Travis read through answers to the BONUS POINTS question from r/conanexiles "What was your first purge like?" Want to hear more? Check out the Season 3, Episode 14 of the Lamer Gamers Podcast "Conan Exiles: Is it Lame?" for more!

NEWS - Another Lamest Preorder - Kirby Fighter 2, PS Plus Collection, AC Update, Microsoft Buys Bethesda, XSX Preorder Problems, and more!

In today’s episode we’re going to round up the week’s latest gaming news including Nintendo’s latest fighting game featuring the little cute pink puffball that has the ability to consume entire planets, Animal Crossing gets spooooky, Playstation announces the PS Plus Collection to punch back at Game Pass, the Xbox Series launch was a total disaster, followed by a nerd alert on the expensive Xbox Series NVME card, and in a shocking move Bethesda takes an arrow to the knee as they acc...

LAMER OF THE WEEK #3 - Another Lamest Preorder - Xbox Series Launch & Scalpers

BONUS POINTS - Another Lamest Preorder - Who has the best console exclusives?

THE WILDEST GAMING PODCAST SEGMENT EVER! We end the show with the most intense, action packed, death defying, no holds barred, bare knuckled brawl that is BONUS POINTS where we asked a bunch of Lamers which console has the best exclusives!  

INTRO - The Lamest Preorder

Intro for the Lamest Preorder!

NEWS - The Lamest Preorder - Nintendo Mini Direct, Monster Hunter Games on Switch, Sony PS5 Details, XSX vs XOX Teraflop flop down, and more!

In today’s episode we’re going to round up the week’s latest gaming news for the Lamer News Roundup including the Nintendo Direct Mini, we say goodbye to a Nintendo handheld that will be taken out of production, the PS5 price including the announcement of when pre-orders were going to happen followed by the exact opposite of that happening causing Rowdy5000 to blow up my phone with many…many…angry text messages when he tried to order his own playstation 5, we’ll let you know when yo...

GAME IMPRESSIONS (Mario 3D All Stars) - The Lamest Preorder

LAMER AWARDS #2 - The Lamest Preorder

The Lamers Gamers talk about the lamest gaming news of the week! Find out who won the second weekly Lamer Award! 

BONUS POINTS - The Lamest Preorder - Are you getting a PS5 or Xbox Series Console?

NOW LETS GATHER SOME BONUS POINTS! This segment is where we gather some bonus points outside of our own points of view to give a more well rounded approach to a hot gaming topic. We asked all you Lamers on Twitter, Facebook, and Discord the following question:   Are you going to purchase a PS5 or Xbox Series console? If you are, when and why are you purchasing it?

We Survived Hurricane Laura! - BONUS POINTS - XSS/XSX Price Release

Bonus Points is a segment where the Lamer Gamers give their point of view on a hot gaming topic and then ask for some BONUS POINTS from other lamers on Twitter. The Lamer Gamers ask a bunch of Lamers on Twitter what their thoughts are on the Xbox Series S and Series X price.

We Survived Hurricane Laura! - Lamer of the Week #1

We crown the first Lamer of the Week Award! This is given to the lamest thing happening in the gaming world in the week.

We Survived Hurricane Laura! - Game Impressions - Marvel's Avengers, Peril on Gorgon, Fall Guys, Tony Hawk, and More!

The Lamer Gamers give their impressions on Marvel's Avengers, Outer World's Peril on Gorgon, Fall Guys, Tony Hawks Pro Skater 1 and 2, and more!

We Survived Hurricane Laura! - News - Mario 35th Direct, Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity, XSS/XSX Prices, Nvidia Ampere, and more!

Lamer Travis gives rounds up the news from September 6th through September 12th including the Mario 35th Anniversary Direct, Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity, the Xbox Series S / Series X price, Nvidia Ampere announcement, and much more!

Intro - We Survived Hurricane Laura!

The Lamer Gamers introduce the show and talk about Hurricane Laura.

INTRO - Lamers Must Die!

Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! Now today we are going to shrink down to the size of ants, grab the nearest pebblet so we can start building up our miniature fort and prepare to take on the evil orb web spider that has laid claim to this land! Hey Rowdy, can you go over there and grab those ants parts for me…  Rowdy: Sure dude… let me climb up this giant black hill real quick…wait a second..why is moving…OH SNAP! I’M ON A GIANT SP...

NEWS - Lamers Must Die!

Travis goes over the games announced during the August 2020 Sony State of Play (Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time, Hitman Trilogy PSVR, Braid Anniversary Edition, Spelunky 2, Control Expansion AWE, Hood: Outlaws & Legends, The Pedestrian, Bugsnax release, The Pathless, Anno: Mutationem, Genshin Impact, Auto Chess, TemTem, Godfall, and Aeon Must Die!), Aeon Must Die Controversy, a Suicide Squad announcement, Fall Guys news, a deep dive into the xcloud & Apple store problems, Xbox Ga...

Rumors - Lamers Must Die!

Travis talks about the a rumor going around where Sony might be moneyhatting a ton of exclusive games including Final Fantasy XVI, a Pokemon moba had a roster leak, and did President Trump actually ban Tencent games like Fortnite and League of Legends from the US in a recent executive order?!?  If you want to listen to this whole episode check out Lamer Gamers Podcast on your favorite podcast player or drop by www.lamergamers.com to find the whole catalogue of episodes! You can als...

GAME IMPRESSIONS- Lamers Must Die!

Travis talks about The Touryst, It Lurks Below... (developed by a former Diablo I & II dev), and Far Cry 5 on the Xbox One X! Oh..and Travis talks about some sort of magical red eyed demon moose that tried to kill him... If you want to listen to this whole episode check out Lamer Gamers Podcast on your favorite podcast player or drop by www.lamergamers.com to find the whole catalogue of episodes! You can also find live episodes at twitch.tv/lamergamerspodcast

BONUS POINTS - Lamers Must Die!

If you haven’t heard the news about this yet, there is a Marvel’s Avengers game coming out on Playstation and Xbox. But there is one major difference. The Playstation version will have Spider Man in it! Now that brings us to the BONUS POINTS question of the day. What are your thoughts on console exclusive content?  Thanks to the following from the Lamer Community for contributing: Budget Arcade Podcast, The Heckin' Call Podcast, Lit Gaming Arena Podcast, @japanlover79 on twitter, W...

INTRO - The Anthem of Samurai, Bug Guts, and Craig

Hello Lamer Gamers! This is Rowdy5000 and simplyTravis for the Lamer Gamers Podcast! Today we’re going to step into the shoes  of the the ultimate samurai warrior by killing Mongolian war lords, meet our adversaries face to face as we follow the code of the honorable samurai, but gaining the reputation as the ghost because those have met me only see me after I killed them, chase after yellow birds, listen for the whispers of the tall grass, spend all the time in photo mode, and…and…...

NEWS - The Anthem of Samurai, Bug Guts, and Craig

simplyTravis reads through the latest gaming news including the Animal Crossing Summer Update 2, Bioware gives an update on Anthem upgrades, 343 replies to the criticism of Halo Infinite graphics (along with what they think of Craig), Carrion sales, and some fun facts about Ghosts of Tsushima and Grounded! 

RUMORS - The Anthem of Samurai, Bug Guts, and Craig

simplyTravis talks about the latest gaming rumors and fake gaming news including a rumor about the next Nintendo Switch possibly using DLSS 2.0, more rumors about Xbox Live Gold disappearing, and the next Call of Duty game leaks from a bag of Doritos! 

GAMING IMPRESSIONS - The Anthem of Samurai, Bug Guts, and Craig

The Lamer Gamers give their impressions of Ghosts of Tsushima, Grounded Game Preview, Carrion, Paper Mario the Origami King, and Destiny 2 updates! 

BONUS POINTS - The Anthem of Samurai, Bug Guts, and Craig

In BONUS POINTS the Lamer Gamers ask the Lamer Community when the last time a game surprised them! Each week we ask followers of the Lamer Gamers twitter and discord for some bonus points of view on a gaming topic. You can have your comment added by following @lamergamerscast and answering the BONUS POINTS question of the week!  Thanks to the following lamers for participating this week: Budget Arcade Podcast, The Lamppost Gaming on Twitch, @Japanlover79, GNR_Frank of the Farcast o...

XBOX SHOWCASE SIDEQUEST - Intro

In today’s special sidequest episode we’re going to take a look (or is a listen..I mean this is a podcast) no…we’re going to take a bite out of the infinitesimal Nintendo Direct Mini which featured games that were not Nintendo 1st party games. Afterwards we’re going to dive into the main entrée of the Xbox Games Showcase and determine if it’s a big, juicy steak that was cooked to a nice medium rare in garlic butter or more like the whopper you get a burger king that has extra tomato...

XBOX SHOWCASE SIDEQUEST - Nintendo Direct Mini

The Lamer Gamers talk about the Nintendo Direct Mini including Shin Megami Tensei V, Shin Megami Tensi III Nocturne HD Remaster, Rogue Company, WWE 2k Battlegrounds, and Cadence of Hyrule DLC.

XBOX SHOWCASE SIDEQUEST - Xbox Games Showcase

The Lamer Gamers talk about all the games announced during the Xbox Games Showcase including upcoming Game Pass releases (also all the Xbox games shown pretty much.) At the end of the segment they discuss which next gen system has the best exclusives at this moment. 

XBOX SHOWCASE SIDEQUEST - XSX vs PS5 Exclusives

The Lamer Gamers break down the current announced exclusives for PS5 and Xbox Series X and determine who has the best exclusives right now. 

XBOX GAMES SHOWCASE SIDEQUEST - Bonus Points

The Lamer Gamers ask the question, "Do you think Xbox Game Pass is bad for the gaming industry?" and read questions from fellow lamers and friends of the show!  Special thanks to Budget Arcade Podcast, Moore than a Podcast, Controller Disconnected Podcast, @The_Goomba on Twitter, @Japanlover79 on Twitter, @TheJeffreyMorse on Twitter, @TheBigAntLive on Twitter/Youtube, Matt Verish from VG Lore Podcast, Lit Gaming Arena Podcast/Community, GNR_Frank on Twitter/Twitch, our friends from...

INTRO & PROPHECY - The Prophecies of Lamestrodamus

Now we have invoked the powers of Lamestrodamus to inform you that we are on the verge of war…a console war…we’ve seen the signs. Fan boys gathering in social media spaces yelling snarky digital snippets at each other known as tweets. Angry, disaffected PC Master race types clinging to their multi-threaded multi-thousand dollar machines but not too close so they avoid 3rd degree burns from the heat coming out the back. Nintendo just kinda laying around doing whatever the heck Ninten...

NEWS - The Prophecies of Lamestrodamus

The Lamer Gamers talk about Paper Mario Origami King reviews, Ubisoft Forward (Ghost Recon Breakpoint, Watch Dogs :Legion, Brawlhalla Mobile, Tom Clancy's Elite Squad, Hyper Scape, Assassin's Creed Valhalla, Far Cry 6), Stadia Connect (Crowd Choice/Crowd Play update, Super Bomberman R Online, One Hand Clapping, Dead by Daylight, Sekiro Shadows Die Twice, and more), Sony invests in Epic Games after the UE5 demo, PS5 Controller update, July Game Pass releases, Xbox One X no longer in ...

RUMORS - The Prophecies of Lamestrodamus

The Lamer Gamers talk about how ridiculous the sources of various Nintendo rumors are and speculate about the future of Xbox Gold.  This segment comes from the episode The Prophecies of Lamestrodamus. You can get full episodes of the show on your favorite podcast player by searching for Lamer Gamers Podcast or head over to www.lamergamers.com 

GAME IMPRESSIONS - The Prophecies of Lamestrodamus

SimplyTravis plays Burnout Switch with friends after some heavy peer pressure and then gets slightly addicted to Forager on Game Pass. Rowdy talks about Animal Crossing because he's too busy to play anything else.  This segment comes from the episode The Prophecies of Lamestrodamus. You can get full episodes of the show on your favorite podcast player by searching for Lamer Gamers Podcast or head over to www.lamergamers.com 

BONUS POINTS - The Prophecies of Lamestrodamus

The Lamer Gamers asks friends of the show and fellow Lamers if they want to see E3 next year or continue the current direct style formats for game announcements.  Special thanks to Moore Than a Podcast, Petri Dish : A Science Comedy Podcast, Today in Games Podcast, The Heckin' Call Podcast, Ocho Duro Parlay Hour, GNR_Frank on Twitch, Drink A Beer & Play a Game Podcast, The Basement Surge Podcast, Lit Gaming Arena Podcast/Community, The Lamppost Gaming on Twitch, Budget Arcade Podca...

BONUS POINTS - The Prophecies of Lamestrodamus

The Lamer Gamers asks friends of the show and fellow Lamers if they want to see E3 next year or continue the current direct style formats for game announcements. Special thanks to everyone participating! You will find their names in the Full Description This segment comes from the episode The Prophecies of Lamestrodamus. You can get full episodes of the show on your favorite podcast player by searching for Lamer Gamers Podcast or head over to www.lamergamers.com

INTRO & LAMER DIRECT HYPE - Lamer Direct

In today’s episode we'll be talking about the Devolver Direct, Treehouse Live, new Nintendo Online games for July, Forager coming to Game Pass, Xbox Series X rumors, a smidgen of PS5 rumors, Warface impressions, Greedfall impressions (its full of Spiders), and in the BONUS POINTS section we ask "What are your thoughts on games nextgen costing 70 dollars?" and more!  Now we’re going to follow in the footsteps of the Devolver Direct and build up some fake hype for our podcast in our ...

NEWS - Lamer Direct

The Lamer Gamers talk about the Devolver Direct (Shadow Warrior 3, Fall Guys, Olija, Carrion, Devolverland Expo, No More Heroes 3 easter egg), Nintendo Treehouse Live plays Paper Mario Origami King, WayForward's Disappointing Announcement of Bakugan, July NES Online Games, Ghost of Tsushima coming soon, Xbox Games Showcase on July 23rd, Forager coming to Game Pass, and more!  Want to listen to the whole episode all at once? Look for Lamer Gamers Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, ...

RUMORS - Lamer Direct

The Lamer Gamers talk about the latest Xbox Series S (Lockhart) rumors, Microsoft looking to buy Warner Brothers Interactive, and more!  Want to listen to the whole episode all at once? Look for Lamer Gamers Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Bullhorn.FM, or wherever you cast your pods! You can even see the live recording of the show on twitch.tv/lamergamerspodcast or Youtube!

GAME IMPRESSIONS - Lamer Direct

Rowdy5000 talks about the Animal Crossing Summer Update and tells us how much he enjoyed finishing the Last of Us 2 (no spoilers.) simplyTravis talks about Warface on the Switch and tells us about Greedfall including how he believes that the "Made by Spiders" tagline means that there are spiders living inside the characters.  Want to listen to the whole episode all at once? Look for Lamer Gamers Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Bullhorn.FM, or wherever you cast your pods! You ca...

BONUS POINTS - Lamer Direct

The Lamer Gamers ask the question "What are your thoughts on next-gen games costing $70?" and get answers from a ton of lamers and gamers! simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 start up the first Lamer Gamers Theater where the guys read through various debates on this topic in their most fancy of acting voices.  Big thanks to Moore Than a Podcast, Today In Games Podcast, The Lamppost Gaming on Twitch, GNR_Frank on Youtube/Twitch, @PartTimePixel on Twitter, The Heckin' Call Podcast, VG Lore Po...

INTRO and ZOMBIE COFFEE SKIT - Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee!

Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast!  In today’s episode we’re gonna let you know about what’s coming up in the Animal Crossing Summer Update, talk about a new character with long arms showing up to Smash, along with some other interesting news items from this week. Then we’ll jump into a Fake Gaming News PSA about the Nintendo Switch along with some interesting patens for the PS5 and end with some more Xbox Lockhart rumors! Afterward...

NEWS - Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee

The Lamer Gamers talk about Animal Crossing New Horizons Summer Update, Nintendo Switch Outer Worlds upcoming patch, Min Min joins Arms, Cyberpunk 2077 The Gig trailer, Marvel's Avengers now coming to new platforms, the requirements to get the Optimized for Xbox Series X badge, Last of Us 2 sales, and Crash Bandicoot 4 announcement!  This snippet comes from Season 2 Episode 26 "Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodca...

RUMORS - Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee!

The Lamer Gamers discuss the latest PS5 UI design patents, Xbox Lockhart Rumors, and Microsoft might be attempting to acquire The Farm 51.  This snippet comes from Season 2 Episode 26 "Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com or wherever you cast your pods! 

GAMING IMPRESSIONS - Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee!

The Lamer Gamers talk about The Last of Us 2, Shadow of War on the Xbox One X, and Children of Morta's new update including the new character Apan along with New Game +!  This snippet comes from Season 2 Episode 26 "Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com or wherever you cast your pods! 

BONUS POINTS - Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee!

The Lamer Gamers ask the question "What do you think about Mixer turning into Facebook Gaming? Is it good or bad?" and get feedback from various streamers, podcasters, discords (Game Witness and r/Texas), and more!  This snippet comes from Season 2 Episode 26 "Don't Drink the Zombie Coffee" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com or wherever you cast your pods!  Big thanks to Console Gaming Crew Podcast, @PartTimePixel, Controller Disconnec...

INTRO AND PIKACHU COFFEE ORDER - Caffeinated Lamers!

Hello Lamer Gamers! This is simplyTravis and Rowdy5000 for the Lamer Gamers Podcast!  In today’s much larger episode than expected (kinda like that PS5 amirite, lol) we’re going to talk about the recent Pokemon Presents news including details on Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Café Mix, and Pokemon Smile. Next we’ll talk about the pros and cons of pushing back the release date of Cyberpunk 2077. Then we’ll round out the news section with a discussion on the latest game to get review bombed –...

NEWS and LAST OF US 2 REVIEW BOMBS - Caffeinated Lamers!

The Lamer Gamers talk about the Pokemon Presents event that showed of Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Cafe Mix, and discuss the controversy surrounding how much better Pokemon Snap looks than Pokemon Sword and Shield. Then they talk about Cyberpunk 2077 getting delayed again, The Last of Us 2 review bombs along with a spoiler-free breakdown of the negative, mixed, and positive reviews.  This segment comes from Season 2 Episode 25 "Caffeinated Lamers" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the ful...

RUMORS - Caffeinated Lamers!

Lamer Gamers talk about the PSVR 2 and PSVR Upgrade Rumors floating around in leaked patents! Also they break down the Xbox Series X July "A Night of Mic Drops" rumor including potential prices and more!  This segment comes from Season 2 Episode 25 "Caffeinated Lamers" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Bullhorn.FM, or wherever you cast your pods! 

GAMING IMPRESSIONS - Caffeinated Lamers!

Travis talks about his Grounded Beta impressions including what the heck the arachnophobia slider is!  This segment comes from Season 2 Episode 25 "Caffeinated Lamers" by the Lamer Gamers Podcast. Find the full episode at www.lamergamerspodcast.com, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Bullhorn.FM, or wherever you cast your pods!  

BONUS POINTS - Caffeinated Lamers!

In BONUS POINTS we asked an assortment of friends of the show the question: Do you have a problem with the size of the PS5 and XboxSeriesX ? Or are you ok with the massive next gen proportions?  Special thanks to Lamp Post Gaming Twitch, Kmuff Twitch, KingEhPing Twitch, Console Gaming Crew Podcast, Outta The Sandbox Podcast, Moore Than a Podcast, Controller Disconnected Podcast, MWViking Twitch, @PartTimePixel on Twitter, MasterVarg Twitch, Today In Games Podcast, and Gamer Weekly ...