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Kids Eat Toast Sometimes

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‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.

Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

KETS is raw, irreverent and ready to become your audio best friend! xoxo

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Episodes

KETS | Dezemba is here! | Gym Bro Takeover | Girl Maths is Fake | SA Elections Madness #70

November 29, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 64.9 MB

PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA Haai! It's almost Dezemba baby! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South...

KETS | Zama Zamas | World's Biggest Losers | Ellis Cup Heist | #69

November 22, 2023 17:00 - 56 minutes - 56.2 MB

PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast th...

We're getting Cancelled? KETS #68

November 14, 2023 16:00 - 55 minutes - 53.4 MB

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. In this 68th instalment of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, we reflect on getting cancelled on TikTok, and delve into one of South Africa's biggest rising stars – Tyla. In other news, Mr Beast is in hot water after building 100 wells in Africa (we know, the internet is a strange place). Lastly, we indulge in some snacks from the corner shop and give our unwanted un-professional opinions on whether the Proteas can bring it home. It's ch...

KETS | Trophy Tour MADNESS | Malema Anti-Bokke | Plett Rage | Eskom R24 Billion Loss | #67

November 08, 2023 17:00 - 56 minutes - 55.2 MB

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Today we are joined by the one and only, Jadon Gideon! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that bri...

KETS | Bokke World Cup Victory | Debunking Cyril's Address | Matthew Perry | Florida Man | #66

November 01, 2023 16:30 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MB

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every week, Sa...

KETS | Bokke into Finals | No More Loadshedding?! | Beckham Documentary | Are Taxis Bad? | #65

October 25, 2023 16:00 - 54 minutes - 53.1 MB

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is s...

KETS | Bokke Victory! | #Census2022 | Tinder Select?! | Blue Ticks are Cringe | Jada's Tell All#64

October 18, 2023 17:00 - 48 minutes - 48.1 MB

That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It'...

KETS | Senzo Trial | SA 2024 Elections | Pistorius Parole | Drake’s Album Flop? | Chris Pappas | #63

October 10, 2023 17:00 - 57 minutes - 55.7 MB

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: We’re back, with our second episode in the studio! This week Sam and Chlo give you some informative-fish SA news ranging from Pistorius’s Parole, Senzo Meyiwe Trial, Alleged Homophobia against Chris Pappas and a SA lawyer who has reportedly stolen R350m from disabled children… eish. In international news the duo chat about some light-hearted news, such as Drake’s new album and Pete Davidson’s dating life; and t...

KETS | Transnet Tender Scandal | Zuckerberg, Meta, Paris Hilton + AI | Shakira Fraud | #62

October 05, 2023 16:00 - 48 minutes - 47 MB

Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Episode Summary: This episode is probably our most unhinged yet, but we love it! We’re happy to get podcasting from our new set, and to have you guys along for the journey. This week Sam and Chlo delve into Transnet’s recent Tender Scandal and SA’s drinking Laws. In international news the duo chat about Meta’s new cutting edge AI and whether we should be scared about Robots taking over. It’s the usual chaotic dash, but it’s KET...

KETS | SA vs IRL | #RWC | Burna Boy Cancelled? | Loadshedding | Mcgregor Hate #61

September 26, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MB

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're so happy to be back podcasting. Summary: On this week's episode Sam and Chlo debrief on where they've been and what they've been up to – namely cutting Samson's locks, going to therapy and touring Ireland. Rupert debuts in his first KETS episode, and says he's a proud Nepo-Baby. Sam and Chlo then start asking the hard-hitting questions like why does Diesel cost so much, and what's with Toyota Corollas and Road Rage? The trio the...

KETS | '23 BUDGET SPEECH | R12M FOR PHAKENG | #ESKOM | FORMULA E | #60

February 27, 2023 16:58 - 1 hour - 58.2 MB

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Episode Summary: On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start by looking into SA's 2023 Budget Speech and asking serious questions like – how much does Enoch Godongwana bench press? For real thought.. asking for a friend. Moving along! The pair then chat about the state of tourism in South Africa and why Sam thinks we should turn Cape Town into the Kruger. Up next is even MORE updates on the...

KETS | SONA ’23 | SA Tourism R1 Bill Deal | Robben Island Silent Disco | Netflix Password Saga #59

February 16, 2023 16:00 - 54 minutes - 52.6 MB

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Love you all, Chlo-dog and Sam. On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing the chaos that was SONA ’23 – from EFF antics, to Eskom being an attention seeker – it’s a mess! The pair then move on to chat about things that have been #cancelled in 2023 like Hellman’s Mayonaise, Silent Discos at Robben Island and Idols SA. Up next is updates on the controversial SA Tourism T...

KETS | Malema's Shutdown | Thapelo Amad | SA's Covid Jab | Checkers vs Woolies | Bavuma is Bae #58

February 01, 2023 16:00 - 44 minutes - 42.7 MB

Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties! Love you all, Chlo-dog and Sam. On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by discussing SA's new Covid Jab that's on the cards, Malema's recent response to the loadshedding crisis and Thapelo Amad – the new mayor in town! The pair then move on to more serious matters like rouge tigers and seals in Cape Town. Up next is Sugar Tax and how much sugar is packed into South Africa’s favou...

KETS | Eskom Loadshedding | SA 20 League | Prince Harry | Matric Results | Mavericks Review #57

January 26, 2023 16:00 - 49 minutes - 48.1 MB

We're back! What a 2022! Can't wait to bring you guys more pods, more guests, more laughs! Love you all, Chlo and Sam On this week's episode Sam and Chlo start off by reminiscing on the days of Matric hand-backs and driving tests. The pair then move on to talk about Eskom's "Death Spiral" and De Ruyter's worst cup of coffee.. it's too terrible! In stranger news.. Saudi Arabia seems to have a soft spot for Ronaldo, Prince Harry seems to have a soft spot for Elizabeth Arden Cream, and Musk ...

KETS | Charlize Afrikaans Drama | Rassie Suspended | #FifaWorldCup | Jantjies Saga Updates | #56

December 01, 2022 16:00 - 40 minutes - 39.6 MB

Haai and welcome back to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo discuss why people are up in arms about Charlize Theron's thoughts on Afrikaans, how SA's newly proposed tobacco laws might lead to some serving jail time, 'Where is Rassie' 2.0, Jantjies saga updates and of course, the atrocious Fifa press video. It's chaos, but it's KETS BABAY! Hope you enjoy! *This Episode was filmed on the 21st of November. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https...

KETS | Matric Finals | #ZondoCommission | Bavuma Backlash | Twitter Blue | Saint Lounge Saga | #55

November 09, 2022 16:00 - 57 minutes - 55.5 MB

Haai and welcome back (FINALLY) to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We missed ya! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo reminisce about Matric final antics; and chat about the Zondo commission's findings, Elton Jantjies coming clean, Bavuma facing backlash, Twitter allowing users to buy blue tick status and Lizz Truss not being a fighter... but a quitter. It's the usual chaotic sprint that we've missed so much. Hope you enjoy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.a...

KETS | Zweli Mkhize | Eskom Loadshedding | Biden & Ramaphosa | 4 Day Work Week | Confessions ZA #54

September 20, 2022 16:00 - 56 minutes - 54.8 MB

Back like stage 6 baby! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chl...

Surviving Cancer at 26 | Michele x KETS #comedypodcast #cancersurvivor

September 15, 2022 16:00 - 56 minutes - 54.2 MB

Michele joins Chlo dog and Sam to chat about the challenges of being a doctor, surviving testicular cancer, some medical myths and general wholesomeness! We hope you enjoy listening to this conversation as much as we enjoyed having it! xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0...

KETS | Queen Elizabeth | Elton Jantjies | Cape Town Sevens | Foreigners & Xenophobia |Pistorious #52

September 13, 2022 16:00 - 47 minutes - 45.9 MB

Haai! And welcome to KETS :) From the queen, to the Jantjies drama we do our usual chaotic sprint across local and international news! We hope you enjoyed this as much as we loved making it xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Sa...

Evan Roos | Springbok Debut | Almost Quitting Rugby | Paarl Boys vs Affies | Instagram DMs #51

September 08, 2022 16:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

Springbok Evan Roos joins KETS, as the duo reboot their interview series. The rugby-come- theatre star is well measured, fun and ev(a)n a little bit naughty! Many laughs are shared and Evan even sprinkles a couple of life lessons along the way - we hope you enjoy this as much as we did. Sam & Chlo xoxox #comedypodcast #springboks #evanroos

KETS | Etzebeth vs Ala'alatoa | BeReal | New SA Drivers License | Man Utd Win | Lizz Truss | #50

September 06, 2022 16:00 - 59 minutes - 57.9 MB

Haai! And welcome to KETS. On this episode Sam and Chlo chat about 'berealing', arguements over airfryers, wind in Cape Town, SA's new drivers license, Eben Etzebeth being one angry man, Lizz Truss and how hardly anyone can afford to watch the Sevens. It's chaos, but it's KETS baby! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l......

KETS | We become Liver King Fans | National Shutdown | Danny Ric | The Springboks | FPL | Comrades

August 30, 2022 16:00 - 52 minutes - 50.6 MB

On EP 49 we serve up the usual chaos that you have come to love and deserve! We hope you guys enjoy ❤️ Sam & Chlo Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which th...

KETS | Zuma Parole | Springboks vs All Blacks | #MissSA2022 | Woodstock '99 #48

August 16, 2022 16:00 - 51 minutes - 51 MB

Haai! We are happy to be back and supplying you all with some hard-hitting journalism (jk). On this week's episode the duo chat about Miss SA, Zuma's parole, Kim Jung-un’s ‘definitely not Covid’ fever, Mexico’s Queen of Narcos turned influencer and today is Chloë’s turn to do player ratings. It's chaos, but it's KETS babayy! Enter our KETS X OKJA Giveaway here: https://www.instagram.com/p/ChU4oiBqy3Q/ #FokJa! Follow Okja: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/olaokja/ https://www.instagram.c...

KETS | Basic Income Grant | Benni McCarthy | Ukraine Raves | Shakira Fraud | F1 | UFC 277 #47

August 02, 2022 16:00 - 56 minutes - 54.2 MB

Haaaiiiiii :) This week we chop it up again from South Africa's loadshedding politics, to Will Smith, to sex toys flying around the N2 - we swing for the fences once more! Happy to have ya, happy to be had xoxo If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... ‘Kids Eat Toast So...

KETS | Ramaphosa Booed | Cele’s Tattoo Policy | Banyana Banyana | SA Petrol Price | Monkey Pox #46

July 26, 2022 16:00 - 58 minutes - 56 MB

Haai, and welcome back! On this week’s episode, Sam and Chlo chat about Ramaphosa and Kid Cudi getting booed, Cele’s tattoo policy, how Thabo Mbeki had zero chill when he spoke at Jessie Duarte's memorial service, Banyana Banyana’s victory, Monkey Pox anxieties and petrol price deregulation on the horizon. It’s chaos... but it’s KETS baby! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.c...

KETS | Mandela Day | Bafana Bafana | Sri Lanka Protests | Biden Fistbump | WhatsApp Scams | #45

July 19, 2022 16:00 - 51 minutes - 50.5 MB

Haai and welcome back, or welcome to the show! On this week’s episode Sam and Chlo delve into Mandela Day, Nathi Mthethwa’s R33m orchestra plan, Hugo Broos leaving Bafana Bafana high and dry, Sri Lanka’s president resigning via email, Biden’s fisting in the Middle East, Elon’s messy family life and a $2.5m WhatsApp scam. It’s chaos, but it’s KETS babaaay! Enjoy. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https:...

KETS | AKA, Elon & Eishkom | R22 Mil Flag | Springbok Ratings | SA Politics #44

July 12, 2022 16:00 - 56 minutes - 55 MB

Haai! And welcome back (finally) to the show. We are so happy to be back. This week we have an extra long, jam-packed episode to make up for our absence ;). We chat about AKA's terrible Twitter plea to Elon to help with loadshedding, South African celebs turning into politicians, the government's plan to erect a R22 million flag (like what??) and Sam ends off the pod with Springbok players ratings (we love him for his honesty). It's chaos, but like we always say – it's KEYS babaaay! Enjoy. I...

KETS | The GOOD Party Scandal | #F1 | Who is David Mabuza | India vs SA | White people Culture #43

June 14, 2022 16:00 - 50 minutes - 71.9 MB

Haai! And welcome back to KETS! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about the Good Party's booze-fueled, sex partying (oooo scandalous), Formlua 1, David 'the Cat' Mabuza, Baby-Switching in Durban and how white people be crazy. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: http...

KETS | Kelly Khumalo | Cyril's Stolen Cash | Ratanga Junction | Ryanair Afrikaans Test | #42

June 07, 2022 16:00 - 55 minutes - 53.9 MB

Haai! And welcome back to KETS! Petition to start calling Sam Mr Toast? On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Ryanair's bizarre Afrikaans Test, how the spotlight is being shone onto Kelly Khumalo is the Senzo Meyiwa trial, and Cyril being accused of money laundering and kidnapping?!. They also touch on Black Mirror becoming real life, and reminisce on days spent at Ratanga Junction #rip. It's a mess, but it's KETS babaay! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: http...

KETS | Fast Food Secrets | Champions League | UNISA | Milly Bobby Brown | DSTV | #41

May 31, 2022 16:00 - 48 minutes - 70.2 MB

Haai! And welcome back to the show! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo bring you hard-hitting journalism as always. They chat about fast food in SA... and why we might have to think twice before ordering that double King steer :,). The duo also chat about DSTV, the Census, Champions League and how Milly Bobby Brown can't catch a break from creeps! It's chaotic, but it's KETS! Enjooyyyyy! If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find mo...

KETS | Monkey Pox | Cara Delevingne | Sanral | Cannabis Laws #40

May 24, 2022 16:00 - 46 minutes - 42.8 MB

Haai! We are back with an audio-only poddy – consider your ears #blessed. On this episode we chat a bit about Monkey Pox, how Cara Delevingne be crazy, Partygate, new Cannabis laws and T Swizzle's Honourary Doctorate. Hope you guys enjoy! Lots of love, Sam and Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: h...

KETS | Loadshedding | Elton Jantjies | Astrology | Confessions ZA | Margot Robbie #39

May 17, 2022 16:00 - 42 minutes - 41.8 MB

0:00 Intro 4:43 Currie Cup Loadshedding 9:38 Elton Jantjies Arrest 12:45 Durban Sucks 16:38 Charles Leclerc Crash 18:28 Kendrick Lamar New Album 20:00 Religion & Astrology 25:22 Taiwanese Sexy Maths 26:51 Dubai Influencers 29:33 Mauritius Love 30:35 Q& A 31:42 Margot Robbie & Pirates 34:45 Q& A contd. 36:04 Confessions ZA 38:37 Overrated | Underrated 42:15 Outro

KETS | Eishkom | #MiamiGP | Bitcoin | ConfessionsZA #38

May 10, 2022 16:00 - 40 minutes - 55.4 MB

Haai, haai haaaaai! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo chat about Eskom and how the Head of Electricity Generation (Eish); Martin Brundle's legendary Miami grid walk and answer some of your burning questions... and MORE! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.s...

KETS | The Mile High Club | Ramaphosa Boo'ed | Senzo Meyiwa | Roe vs Wade | Sea Point Bike Ban #37

May 05, 2022 16:00 - 49 minutes - 47.4 MB

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) From the mile high club to abortion - KETS does the usual chaotic sprint through current events and life! Hope you guys enjoy, Sam & Chlo Dog. If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast...

KETS | Elon Musk | SA Schools | Mukbang | Helen Zille | ANC Lockdown Spending | Graeme Smith #36

April 26, 2022 16:00 - 51 minutes - 50.2 MB

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) On today's episode Chlo and Sam chat about Elon buying twitter, how 420 didn't go as planned for some students at Leondale High School pupils and delve deep into our fear of everything being made of cake... A little bit of this, with a little bit of that - we hope you guys enjoy! xoxo Sam & Chlo Dog. Leondale High School pupils video: https://getindianews.com/leondale-high-school-weed-video/ Joburg school brawl video: https://twitter.com/KamoMagwegwe/status/15168...

KETS | Alpha Male Podcasts | KZN Floods | South Africa Debt | Recycling Day Zero #35

April 19, 2022 16:00 - 51 minutes - 50.9 MB

Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) Back with a bang on Tuesdays for good! Episode is jam-packed and sugar free - hope you guys enjoy xoxox If you love KETS please RATE us here: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk... Any problemos: Contact: [email protected] #KETS #comedypodcast #SouthAfrica

KETS | Senzo Meyiwa | Mr Smeg vs Big Zulu | Heard and Depp $100 Million Lawsuit #34

April 12, 2022 16:00 - 31 minutes - 30.9 MB

Haai! And welcome back to Kids Eat Toast, you toast-munching peeps! On today's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Netflix's documentary 'Senzo: Murder of a Soccer Star', Sangomas and where the case stands now. The duo also touch on the world of South African celebrity boxing, and how Mr Smeg has (bravely) challenged Big Zulu. Lastly, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's $100 million defamation lawsuit against each other... it's a mess! P.S. A big apology from the KETS team for a shorter episode toda...

KETS | #RussiaUkraine | April Fools Recap | Wine Time Ad | Mavericks #33

April 04, 2022 16:00 - 54 minutes - 53.3 MB

Haai! We are back to regular programming baby – KETS on a Monday just as the podcast gods intended! On this episode, Sam and Chloë chat about updates in the Russian invasion of Ukraine Military conflict and also discuss two of the more stupid wars in history (involving a French pastry chef and a wooden bucket). The duo also look at the controversial 'Wine Time' ad and somehow end up on the Mavericks website... it's a wild ride, so buckle up and get comfortable because it's time for #KETS! R...

KETS ft Tristan Holmes | The Oscars | Being a Filmmaker | Living Abroad | The Meaning of Love #32

March 31, 2022 16:00 - 53 minutes - 51.8 MB

Haai! Today Sam and Chloë are joined by director, filmmaker, writer (and Sam's cousin) - Tristan Holmes! the trio talk about making movies, love, playing chess and how delicious Woolies roast chickens are. It's a treat! We had a great time recording this and we hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Tristan: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/homesy/?hl=en Linkedin: https://za.linkedin.com/in/tristanholmesdirector Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseato...

KETS | Will Smith Oscar Slap | Male Contraceptive Pill | Taxes | F1 | Doja Cat #31

March 29, 2022 16:00 - 47 minutes - 46 MB

Haai! And happy Tuesday you toast-munching crazies! Sam and Chlo are coming at you again with another podcast that ensured to get you giggling. a bit – hope you enjoy! #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

KETS & Chlo | Uber Strike | Donald Trump | Cricket South Africa | Full Send Podcast | #F1 #30

March 23, 2022 16:00 - 52 minutes - 50.6 MB

Haaaaaaii ! Back again after a long, long weekend! Hope the toasties enjoy! #KETS #comedypodcast #fullsend Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

KETS & CHLO | #StateofDisaster | Elon | Hoërskool Jan Viljoen | F1 | Wisdom Teeth #29

March 17, 2022 16:00 - 47 minutes - 45.8 MB

Haai! Welcome back, or welcome to the pod if you’re new! Sam has recovered from is wisdom tooth operation and we're back to bringing you KETS & Chlo.... on a Thursday! Also... this is your reminder to renew your driver's license. We know you don't wanna do it... but do it. Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/...

KETS & CHLO | #RussiaUkraine | Putin | Budget Speech | Kim K | FaceTune #28

February 28, 2022 16:00 - 49 minutes - 48 MB

Haai! And happy Monday to you toast-munching, KETS-loving people! On this episode we chat about Daddy Vladdy, Uncut Jaaaams and why sanitary items should be free! It's chaos, but it's KETS! Enjoooooy :) #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica Where to find more KETS: Website: http://kets.co.za Contact: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.s...

KETS & Chlo | Crime in South Africa | Typhoid | Thabo Mbeki | Masi OUT | Coca Cola | Weddings #27

February 21, 2022 16:00 - 50 minutes - 48.9 MB

Haaaaiiiii :) From South Africa's crime stats, to the Covid Queen, today's episode even touches a bit on South African politics. Beardless Sam is back, as is the radiant Chlo Dog! Love you lots KETS fam - hope you enjoy xoxo Armoured vehicle heist video: https://www.instagram.com/tv/COihohgBq_B/ Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l.. #KETS #comedypodcast #southafrica

KETS & Chlo | SONA & Cyril | New Drinking Age | Valentine's Day | IPL Auction 2022 | UFC Africa #26

February 14, 2022 16:00 - 56 minutes - 55.5 MB

Haaaaiiiii :) Your fav comedy podcast is back at it again, and oh boy do we swing for the fences this episode... From Cyril Ramaphosa's state of the nation - to Kanye West's state of mind - we even spend time going through your worst valentine's day experiences. Love you lots KETS fam - hope you enjoy xoxo Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... #KETS #comedypodcast #stateofthenation

KETS ft Nama Xaba | Student Athlete| Currie Cup | Dealing with injury | Rugby | Michael Scott #29

February 10, 2022 16:00 - 51 minutes - 49.4 MB

Hi :) We finally have a professional sportsman on the show! Not only is Nama one of the best out on the park, he is even better off it. A soft-spoken, gentle giant that shares some laughs with Sam & Chlo as he outlines his journey to the top. Nama even attempts to explain his rugby role at the Stormers to Chlo Dog! We had a great time recording this and we hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Nama: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/namaxaba/ Where to find more KETS: Instagram: ...

KETS & CHLO | Nestlé KitKats | AFCON | PartyGate | SA Cyclone| SONA | Clooney | Podcast Reviews #25

February 07, 2022 16:00 - 44 minutes - 43.1 MB

Wohooooo! and/or/ haaaaai :) Today Sam and Chlo dawg go to town on Nestlé, The State of the Nation Address, George Clooney and everything in between! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... If you made it here, oh boy ❤️

KETS ft Dillon Young | Steroids | Gym Culture | Dry Scooping | CBUM | Creating Digital Content #28

February 03, 2022 16:00 - 56 minutes - 54.3 MB

Today you get your daily dose of Dillon and KETS! We're back with ep 28 - a bizarre KETS crossover with one of the most relatable content creators in South Africa: Dillon AKA 'The Daily Dose'! We hope you guys enjoy xoxo To find more of Dillon: Insta: https://www.instagram.com/dailydoseofdillon/?hl=en Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@dailydosedillon?lang=en Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Appl...

KETS & CHLO | Mr Smeg | Logan Paul | National Lunch Date| SA Malaria| Rogan vs Spotify |Pronouns #24

January 31, 2022 16:00 - 51 minutes - 50.4 MB

Haaaaai :) What do receding hairlines have in common with South Africa becoming a malaria threat? Who knows. We do know that KETS & Chlo is your only way to celebrate the end of January and another Monday! Hope you guys enjoy xoxo #comedypodcast #southafricapodcast #KETS Where to find more KETS: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/...

KETS ft PHFAT | Mike Zietsman | Haters | White Rappers | Making Art | Heartbreak | Over/Under #27

January 27, 2022 16:00 - 45 minutes - 44 MB

Haaaaaai :) Today’s guest needs no introduction but here is one anyway! Mike Zietsman aka PHFAT is one of SA’s most prolific rappers – he's played on many stages on many tours at many venues, for many peoples! He joins KETS to share many deep thoughts with many chuckles along the way! We recommend sharing this pod with many people xoxo Where to find more Mike / PHFAT Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS2rpyFnYIW2ACeCb5slI9Q Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/phfat_official/?h...

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