Keith and The Girl comedy talk show

935 episodes - English - Latest episode: 13 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.7K ratings

Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic.

Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere.

KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications.

Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world.

"You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people."

-Marc Maron

The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as the late Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Bowen Yang (SNL), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert), and many others!

KATG has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more!

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Episodes

3808: The Passing of Football Great O. J. Simpson w/ Sean Keane and Emily Walsh

April 12, 2024 19:08 - 1 hour - 49.7 MB

Turns out God found the real killer. Sean Keane and Emily Walsh help discuss the passing of O. J. (That one.) The trio also discusses The Golden Bachelor’s immediate divorce, art and honesty, and basketball and money laundering.

3807: Curb Your Enthusiasm w/ Ellie Hino

April 10, 2024 05:52 - 37 minutes - 28.4 MB

THE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller’s show The Infinite Wrench! You’ll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc.

3806: Doubt It, Thomas w/ Rod Morrow

April 09, 2024 07:43 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

Rod Morrow and Keith recap the last week of happenings in and around … Keith and The Guy?! The duo also covers Minimum Rage and a surprise return of Dad’s emails! Sponsored by A24 Films, this episode ends exactly how you would want it to.

3805: Sharky Malarkey w/ Kyle Thompson

April 05, 2024 20:41 - 57 minutes - 46.7 MB

Ex-KATG intern Kyle Thompson helps discuss fake people, weird liars, and trickster comedians.

3804: The Craft w/ Brother Love

April 02, 2024 19:53 - 59 minutes - 45 MB

Brother Love joins Keith to help discuss the future of KATG as well as Easter, trademarking Brother Love, Tornado Season, and the marriage of a conjoined twin.

3803: God Bless the U.S.A. w/ Lucie Pohl

March 29, 2024 06:01 - 37 minutes - 28.8 MB

The great Lucie Pohl joins Keith to discuss her role in The Dad Emails book, Donald Trump’s God Bless the USA Bible, Sean D. Combs’s homes being raided by federal agents over sex trafficking allegations, and the collapse of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key bridge. But it’s funny.

3802: Jury Duty and Stand-Up Extravaganza #16

March 27, 2024 22:37 - 45 minutes - 33.3 MB

Keith discusses his yesterday — his first day reporting for jury duty for the first time in his life. Then KATG shares another of Keith’s stand-up albums, I’m Dating Your Mom.

3801: The Very Best of Keith Malley

March 25, 2024 22:54 - 56 minutes - 41.9 MB

Never heard Keith’s stand-up before? Today we reminisce on his 10th album, Good Clean Fun: The Very Best of Keith Malley.

3800: All Too Well w/ Liz Miele

March 22, 2024 20:34 - 45 minutes - 34.9 MB

Liz Miele announces her new special Murder Sheets, and the duo discusses art, nervousness around an unknown audience’s responses, and dating apps and weirdos. More importantly, Keith learns about Taylor Swift dating Jake Gyllenhaal.

3799: Quiet on Set w/ Mallory Jane

March 20, 2024 05:36 - 38 minutes - 28.6 MB

From the Keith and The Girl chatroom, Mallory Jane, artist extraordinaire, joins Keith to discuss abuse, family, therapy, gender questioning, and staying alive in a horrible world.

3798: Season 2 w/ Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery

March 18, 2024 20:41 - 51 minutes - 35.2 MB

Welcome to Keith and. Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery join Keith for his first show in this new world. The trio discusses family, business, news, and Keith’s feelings.

3797: The Saad Emails w/ Craig Klein and Chris

March 16, 2024 23:41 - 1 hour - 53 MB

Season 2 of KATG starts with a bang! In this episode of Diamond Dogs, Keith, Craig, and Chris are joined by the infamous Saadia! The trio also discusses Oscars ‘24 and the state of the world.

3796: The Great American Novel 6

March 14, 2024 09:18 - 50 minutes - 40.1 MB

Chapter 9: Growing Up

3795: The Great American Novel 5

March 13, 2024 04:16 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

Chapter 7: Keith Malley - Lover, Fighter; Chapter 8: Rules for Living

3794: The Great American Novel 4

March 12, 2024 04:24 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

Chapter 5: Welcome to the Jungle; Chapter 6: The Holy Bible Part II

3793: The Great American Novel 3

March 11, 2024 06:58 - 1 hour - 55.2 MB

Chapter 3: Government Issued; Chapter 4: Hells Angels, Somerset

3792: The Great American Novel 2

March 10, 2024 06:35 - 1 hour - 57.4 MB

Chapter 2: Fairly Higher Education and the Workforce

3791: The Great American Novel

March 09, 2024 05:10 - 1 hour - 48.3 MB

After two decades of Keith and The Girl, KATG is about to enter Season 2. During the transition, Keith presents the audio version of his life story from birth to age 30.

3790: And Just Like That… w/ Rod Morrow, Karen Morrow, Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris

March 08, 2024 01:11 - 1 hour - 58.4 MB

It’s the OG’s final KATG hosting gig. Chemda says goodbye as she’s joined by the KATG VIP crew. The gang discusses her departure, the future of KATG, and the news of the day featuring the guilty verdict in relation to the Alec Baldwin movie Rust and a special edition of Minimum Rage.

3789: Connections w/ Carrie Gravenson and Danny Vega

March 07, 2024 00:54 - 1 hour - 54.8 MB

Danny Vega brings us another batch of Am I the Assholes?, and Carrie Gravenson helps the gang by viciously judging strangers’ personal lives.

3788: Powerphrasing w/ Shahrum & Heather, Robert Alvarez, Brother Love, Katharine Heller, and Newsy

March 06, 2024 04:24 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

Shahrum is joined by his wife Heather as he produces today’s show, casting Psychic to the Stars Robert Alvarez, Rockstar Brother Love, “HellKat” Katharine Heller, and Bad Boy Newsy.

3787: The Plow w/ Kevin Allison and Calvin Cato

March 04, 2024 21:40 - 1 hour - 44.6 MB

Favorites Kevin Allison and Calvin Cato help bid Chemda farewell as they discuss bad jobs and bad boys, a 22-year-old basketball coach impersonating a 13-year-old player, Oprah Winfrey leaving the board of WeightWatchers after admitting to using a weight-loss drug, Real Housewives stars suing Bravo and Andy Cohen for insidious behavior, and the Supreme Court ruling that no state could dump a federal candidate off any ballot.

3786: The Mispronunciation of Chemda w/ Rob Haze

March 01, 2024 21:34 - 54 minutes - 40.4 MB

Rob Haze returns to discuss stand-up specials, Chemda’s departure, and Elvis impersonators who are a little too accurate.

3785: The Producers w/ Adam Spiegelman

February 29, 2024 21:47 - 1 hour - 48.6 MB

Keith and Chemda’s good pal Adam Spiegelman returns to KATG to talk about Wordle and intelligence, leap year, Chemda’s departure and Dolph Lundgren, and the death of Richard Lewis.

3784: The Nanny w/ Maggie Crane

February 27, 2024 19:24 - 46 minutes - 34 MB

New KATG guest Maggie Crane shares her life in regards to family, religion, and stand-up comedy. She also shares the behind the scenes of nannying and helps discuss Wendy’s upcoming surge-pricing. Also, Keith’s dad cheated in chess.

3783: Woman Power w/ Ophira Eisenberg

February 26, 2024 21:39 - 58 minutes - 42.1 MB

Ophira Eisenberg, everyone’s favorite, returns to KATG to help discuss Keith’s co-host predicament, Amy Schumer claiming Cushing syndrome, and the 2024 SAG Awards.

3782: Spaced Out w/ Diamond Dogs’ Chris, Christian Finnegan, Myka Fox, Myq Kaplan, and Rod Morrow

February 24, 2024 01:10 - 1 hour - 47.4 MB

Diamond Dogs’ Chris put together an amazing line-up of winning KATG guests: Christian Finnegan, Myka Fox, Myq Kaplan, and Rod Morrow. And the party is NOT very low key. Among the latest news, the group discusses us landing on the moon (again? fascinating), and the Airbnb host who sent their guest’s wife a security photo of him with another woman after he left her a negative review.

3781: Higher Power w/ Sophia Wortzel

February 23, 2024 01:22 - 55 minutes - 40.8 MB

Chemda’s longtime friend and brand new guest Sophia Wortzel joins KATG to discuss recovery from all sides, the Alabama Supreme Court ruling that frozen embryos are children, and the release of Keith’s latest stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters.

3780: Inshallah w/ Ahmed Al-kadri

February 20, 2024 21:12 - 56 minutes - 40.3 MB

Yemeni-American comedian Ahmed Al-kadri discusses culture, racism, and politics. The trio also talks about Donald Trump’s latest guilty verdict which fined him $364 million in a New York civil fraud case.

3779: Madame Web w/ Marga Gomez

February 16, 2024 21:57 - 52 minutes - 38.7 MB

Marga Gomez the Beloved returns to KATG to help discuss lesbians, bullies, guns, mental health, and the jaw-dropping Madame Web.

3778: Heartwork

February 15, 2024 21:34 - 46 minutes - 34 MB

Keith and Chemda tackle the most disturbing news of the day: the Kansas City parade mass shooting, the elementary school principal that pretended to shoot students in an active shooter drill, the 2-year-old black girl who was cuffed by a white child in a day care’s Rosa Parks reenactment, and Madame Web.

3777: Because I Got High w/ Andie Main

February 13, 2024 19:57 - 1 hour - 45.6 MB

New guest Andie Main discusses politics, family, dating, and sobriety. She also helps Keith and Chemda cover the 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees and the strains of weed that cause you to murder.

3776: Murderball

February 12, 2024 21:33 - 1 hour - 49.2 MB

Keith and Chemda reminisce on the 2024 KATG 24-Hour Marathon, the 66th Grammy Awards, Super Bowl LVIII, and your The Dad Emails book reviews.

3775: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: The Homestretch w/ Jimmy Pardo, Reena Calm, Christi Somers (???), Hope Dobrzynski, and Lucie Pohl

February 10, 2024 03:24 - 50 minutes - 36.5 MB

Hour 22: The big news of the now: The Dad Emails book and Chemda leaving Keith and The Girl! Also: Reena Calm! Jimmy Pardo caught his dad fucking! Christi Chiello is now Christi Somers! Hope Dobrzynski! Everything moving too much too fast! Lucie Pohl!

3774: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: Figure It Out or Die w/ Justy Dodge, Newsy, Kyle Thompson, and Calvin Cato

February 08, 2024 03:33 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

15 hours into the 2024 KATG Marathon, Justy Dodge shares the most family-related story of pure anguish that you’ll ever hear [trigger warning: it’s related to Christmas stockings], Newsy shares how his (married) dad used him to fuck a schoolmate’s mom, and former KATG intern Kyle Thompson catches us up from where’s he’s been since KATG #2923: The Case for Christ by sharing recent trauma after recent trauma regarding family and lovers. Calvin Cato closes the show out with his story of toxic va...

3773: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: Pimping Your Memories w/ Shauna Lane, Emily Panic, and Joe DeRosa

February 07, 2024 04:12 - 56 minutes - 40.5 MB

Alongside the great Emily Panic, KATG’s fellow Surf Reality performer and for real open book Shauna Lane shares her sobriety and the crazy stories and relationships that led her there. Joe DeRosa joins the marathon and discusses Chemda’s KATG exit, dating, and KATG.com/DadBook.

3772: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: The Beginning w/ Christian Finnegan, Chris Turner, Chaz Kangas, and Rojo Perez

February 06, 2024 06:12 - 1 hour - 51.5 MB

HI, KIDS! KATG discusses preparing as a Talk Athlete, the death of Carl Weathers, and the big announcement: The Dad Emails book is in people’s hands! Christian’s various family members were scammed by cyber con artists, his dad had infected scrotum growth; and, Best New Guest Chris Turner improvise raps it all. Again and again. Also, be careful if you hire Rojo for anything other than being a comedian; and, stop fucking over Chaz! Also, Chemda reminds us how adults are still the same as child...

3771: The Dad Emails Book Is Now Available

February 02, 2024 17:20 - 33 minutes - 25.6 MB

Keith and Chemda are excited to share the big news: The Dad Emails book is now available at KATG.com/DadBook! Also the KATG marathon is on Saturday, so the duo talks steroids and stress dreams.

3770: The Verdict w/ Moss Perricone

January 29, 2024 23:58 - 1 hour - 45.1 MB

New guest Moss Perricone fits right in as Keith and Chemda discuss WWE’s Vince McMahon’s egregious sexual assault allegations, The AFC/NFC Championships featuring Taylor Swift, Donald Trump being ordered to pay $83.3 million for denying that he raped E. Jean Carroll, and the two climate-change activists that threw pumpkin soup on the Mona Lisa.

3769: Divine Intervention w/ Gastor Almonte

January 26, 2024 21:56 - 48 minutes - 35.7 MB

Fan favorite Gastor Almonte returns for his second visit to KATG. The trio discusses A.I. and jaw-dropping Taylor Swift deep fakes as well as God’s cryptocurrency scam.

3768: Button Pusher w/ Adam Cayton-Holland

January 25, 2024 21:36 - 58 minutes - 44.7 MB

New guest Adam Cayton-Holland discusses life with toddlers as well as the D.I.Y. generation and social media, Jon Stewart’s return to The Daily Show, Keith’s beef with Ben Stiller, people deliberately ignoring atrocities, and the next American civil war.

3767: Olive You w/ Carrie Gravenson

January 23, 2024 19:41 - 50 minutes - 37.2 MB

Carrie Gravenson returns to KATG to help solve Keith’s loved-in couch catastrophe as well as discuss 50 Cent’s celibacy, the 2024 Oscar noms, and the NYC Rodeo at MSG.

3766: Something to Cry About

January 22, 2024 21:31 - 44 minutes - 32.3 MB

Keith and Chemda discuss the dangers of working with olive oil, the 2024 NFL playoffs featuring Jason Kelce, a girl that’s allergic to her own sweat and tears, an airline passenger that got locked in the bathroom, and the return of ancient viruses thanks to global warming.

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