Keeping Up With The Crypto Qweens
33 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsA tell-all of the weirdness and beauty of the cryptocurrency space, politics, and pop culture, from two girls who have no clue what this is all about. Join the ride as we attempt to decipher DEFI together. (wtf is defi?) Oh, and we talk mad sh#!t on the rest of the world too, cuz basically it's all interconnected.
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Episodes
THREE ARROWS MISS THE BULLS EYE
September 01, 2022 03:00 - 37 minutes - 25.6 MBIn this shorty but a goody we discuss the Three Arrows Capital shit storm. Oh and Krissie's therapy!
THIEL IS NOT OUR FAVORITE COLOR
September 01, 2022 03:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MBIn this episode, we talk about his mistress, Peter Thiel, and their support of all things dark arts. The water is evaporating. Gen Z... Who are they, and what do they mean? And Krissie has outfit ideas for what Darwin should wear to Fulsom Street Fair!
JOE MUNCHKIN BURNS THE WORLD
July 21, 2022 18:00 - 42 minutes - 29.6 MBKrissie and Darwin discuss the fate of the EPA after the Supreme Court Of The United States' takeover of environmental decision-making, Joe Manchin's stranglehold on the Democrats, and the reality of cryptocurrency used in human trafficking.
ISN'T IT IRAN-IC
July 13, 2022 18:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MBIn this episode, Darwin details his experience traveling to Iran, and Krissie re-writes the constitution to include Prada for everyone!
BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT, AT THE BOTTOM OF LAKE MEAD
July 06, 2022 16:00 - 47 minutes - 32.8 MBIn this episode, Darwin and Krissie discuss their frustration with living in a country that doesn't seem to care about the safety and well-being of its citizens. Darwin compares the drying up of Lake Mead to the deregulated and corrupted crypto market. The heat wave is really getting to folks as two moms fight and kick sand at each other at the beach.
IRONING AMY'S EMERALD GOWN; A HANDMAID'S TALE
June 30, 2022 01:00 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MBIn this episode, Krissie and Darwin discuss what is definitely the darkest week in American history regarding women's rights, and human rights. Crypto takes a back seat as they go over how the TV show Handmaid's Tale is being imitated by a fundamentalist Christian Supreme Court.
IRONING AMY'S EMERALD GOWN; A HANDMAID'S TALE
June 30, 2022 01:00 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MBIn this episode, Krissie and Darwin discuss what is definitely the darkest week in American history regarding women's rights, and human rights. Crypto takes a back seat as they go over how the TV show Handmaid's Tale is being imitated by a fundamentalist Christian Supreme Court.
KRAKEN, TAROT, AND Q'ANON - ISN'T THIS FUN!
June 22, 2022 15:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MBIn this episode, Krissie and Darwin work with a professional Tarot card reader to predict the future of Crypto which influences them to come up with a new Q Anon-inspired Crypto Coin! They discuss the latest rug pulls, the fascist Kraken manifesto, and Darwin got a new bike! Check out: WEB 3 IS GOING JUST GREAT!
ALL THESE OLD BAG O' BONES, TAKE A STEP BACK
June 16, 2022 22:00 - 54 minutes - 37.5 MBIn this episode, Krissie and Darwin briefly talk about the crypto meltdown and then go political as they discuss the current shit show surrounding gun control, old folks still running things, and celebrities ruining it for the rest of us. Oh! and Darwin cycled from San Francisco to Los Angeles, cuz why not...
HAY KIM, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND WORK!
May 11, 2022 21:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MBWelcome back to season 2 of Keeping Up With The Crypto Qweens! In this episode, Krissie and Darwin settle into a conversation about raindrops, manifestation, and why it was absolutely insulting that Kim Kardashian was permitted to wear Marilyn Monroe's gown to the Met Gala. Sacrilege, really... Oh, and of course, the odd tidbit of crypto is peppered in here and there. ENJOY!! Links Darwin & Krissie Mention! Crypto Critic's Corner Podcast The Missing Crypto Queen Podcast Principals for Deal...
NEAR FAR WHEREVER YOU ARE
November 17, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBIn this episode, Krissie and Darwin meet with Ben Sayeg from Near Protocol. Ben discusses the Near Protocol platform in depth and Darwin trades tips with him on his journaling technique and Krissie is going to combat misinformation using Near Protocol! Very exciting. ALSO - It's the Crypto Qweens very first giveaway!! The first 25 listeners to follow and TAG Darwin, Krissie and Near Protocol on twitter with the hashtag #nearfarwhereveryouare will receive 5 Near Tokens!
THEY STOLE MY FREAK!
November 10, 2021 23:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MBSo... Diamond hands Darwin got hacked!!! He lost it all and lives to tell the tale in a moment-by-moment breakdown of events with Crypto Krissie. Darwin and Krissie discuss the dangers of buying and selling NFT'S from Darwin's first-hand experience getting hacked when he attempted to join a whitelist on Discord.
LARRY FLINT LIVES ON
November 10, 2021 23:00 - 56 minutes - 39.2 MBIn this episode, Krissie and Darwin discuss the fickle nature of the NFT Twitter community when the Jungle Freaks are called out by Elijah Wood for the artist George Trosley's involvement with Hustler magazines satirical cartoons from the 1970s. Then, with the Jungle Freaks image destroyed in a matter of hours, Darwin and Krissie discuss the power of ignorance-mixed-with-art-collecting! LOL! MEDIUM ARTICLE: A Vehicle for Change - Jungle Freaks by Trosley
Simon Haas Something To Say About NFT's YAY!
November 01, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MBKrissie and Darwin discuss going to their first Crypto Meet-Up. Yikes. AND our special guest Multi-Media Artist, Painter, Sculptor, Simon Haas discusses diversity in the NFT space as he shares his new NFT project The QuTieS that focuses primarily on LGBTQIA Artists. The QuTies website: https://www.queerthe.space/ The QuTies Instagram: @quties.space
Ethereum Not So Ethereal
October 20, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 52.9 MBIn this episode, Crypto Krissie creates a Metamask and an Opensea account IRL so she can get in on the NFT action. But when things don't go quite as planned during the public Jungle Freaks sale, Krissie and Darwin have some things to say.
ARE YOU A JUNGLE FREAK?!
October 12, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBDarwin reveals his new obsession with NFT'S by joining the Discord group THE JUNGLE FREAKS in this episode. THEN we have the absolute pleasure of discussing the world of NFT'S with the incredible Michelle McCormack. This is an action-packed episode full of so much information you're going to wanna listen to it twice, we promise! Michelle McCormack: @michellemccrmck Casting Coin: http://Instagram.com/castingcoin
ARE YOU A JUNGLE FREAK?!
October 12, 2021 15:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBDarwin reveals his new obsession with NFT'S by joining the Discord group THE JUNGLE FREAKS in this episode. THEN we have the absolute pleasure of discussing the world of NFT'S with the incredible Michelle McCormack. This is an action-packed episode full of so much information you're going to wanna listen to it twice, we promise! Michelle McCormack: @michellemccrmck Casting Coin: http://Instagram.com/castingcoin
It's Not You, It's NFT
October 01, 2021 01:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MBIn this episode, Diamond Hands Darwin reveals his fascination both good and weird surrounding the NFT community. He discusses the in-depth youtube talk with Mark Yusko, a hedge funder with a deep investment in the crypto scene. Krissie is suing the A-hole manager for all he's worth LOL. You can watch the Mark Yusko Interview here.
It's Not You, It's NFT
October 01, 2021 01:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MBIn this episode, Diamond Hands Darwin reveals his fascination both good and weird surrounding the NFT community. He discusses the in-depth youtube talk with Mark Yusko, a hedge funder with a deep investment in the crypto scene. Krissie is suing the A-hole manager for all he's worth LOL. You can watch the Mark Yusko Interview here.
That Boy Is Toxic (Masculinity), Birthday Burnt Hair Don't Care, Bought The Dip!!
September 23, 2021 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBIn this episode, Krypto Krissie and Diamond Hands Darwin discuss the latest crypto crash, and they finally bought a dip. Then they segway into Darwin's much-needed therapy from the crypto-market talk as he discusses his upbringing in a community that condones toxic masculinity. Oh, and Krissie got more facial work done!
Real Housewives, Facial Labias and Actual Crypto
September 17, 2021 19:00 - 25 minutes - 17.6 MBIn this episode, we come to you from Canada and Los Angeles. Diamond Hands Darwin and Krypto Krissie discuss the current situation with Crypto market manipulation. Did you know sagging nasolabial folds (aka laugh lines) can be cured by injections? Cool!! And WTF is happening with the Erica Jane scandal on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Tune in!
Journaling, Meditation and Three-ways (not Free-ways)
September 07, 2021 05:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBIn this episode, Krissie and Darwin go over the week in crypto; Darwin over-shares his experience having a three-way on a Sunday, Krissie admits she's rich as hell from the parabolic gains her crypto is making, and they both agree that the cult Darwin was in is both fascinating and very L.A.
Journaling, Meditation and the LA Cult Scene
September 07, 2021 05:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBIn this episode, Krissie and Darwin go over the week in crypto; Krissie admits she's rich as hell from the parabolic gains her crypto is making, and they both agree that the cult Darwin was in is both fascinating and very L.A.
Buy New Friends It'll Be Good For Your Career!
August 27, 2021 23:00 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MBWe're back! Sort of. It's been a summer of vacations, over-eating, and overspending. In this episode, we discuss crypto, obviously... and then delve into the fascinating world of purchasing Instagram followers. Next, Krissie leads us into a discussion about Afghanistan because it wouldn't be an August podcast 2021 without some kind of misinformed opinion about middle east politics and American overreach... Oh, and Darwin believes he needs a new pair of Gucci socks.
The Art Scene Is A Scam
July 15, 2021 17:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MBIn this episode we have special guest @thejohnnysmith share his experience investing in crypto. He also shares what it's like working in tinsel town as an actor as he runs us through his experience auditioning for a crypto commercial. Check out @thejohnnysmith's Instagram and website where you can buy his amazing merch and mirrors!
Peru Meets Influencers In The Wild
July 07, 2021 22:00 - 29 minutes - 20.1 MBWe catch up on the wide world of crypto from Ollantaytambo, Peru. Darwin shares his disdain for American tourists or any tourist who defiles sacred spaces for a selfie for that matter.
The Golden Episode - Krissie's Lips!
July 07, 2021 22:00 - 47 minutes - 32.9 MBCrypto Krissie fills us in on all things derma filler. Next, diamond hands Darwin discusses the fact he's more beautiful and younger-looking than his high school classmates. Then, our special guest, Laci Jordan, fills us in on all her knowledge (or lack thereof) of NFTs and the current climate of crypto! But, mostly, we discuss our summer vacations and her new Porsche, LOL.
Ram Dass, Acid and Cults!
June 23, 2021 16:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBIn this episode, we discuss the similarities between crypto and cults. Darwin talks about his acid trip and how he realized the media landscape has fucked with his life, and Max Tegmark is an Astro Physicist everyone needs to know. Links: Max Tegmark: Our Mathematical Universe RAM DASS 50th Anniversary Sweatshirts by Online Ceramics!
Ram Dass, Acid and Cults!
June 23, 2021 16:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MBIn this episode, we discuss the similarities between crypto and cults. Darwin talks about his acid trip and how he realized the media landscape has fucked with his life, and Max Tegmark is an Astro Physicist everyone needs to know. Links: Max Tegmark: Our Mathematical Universe RAM DASS 50th Anniversary Sweatshirts by Online Ceramics!
America Jumped The Shark
June 15, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 46 MBIn this episode, we talk about ALOT of reasons why crypto is at the center of it all. No stone left unturned on this one and if you like Michael Koors and Tory Burch... I'm sorry for you.
Anonymous, Bitcoin Miami, Aliens Oh My!
June 07, 2021 18:00 - 45 minutes - 31.4 MBHey Y'all in this episode we discuss everything about the fraud that is Elon Muck, the absolute shit show that Bitcoin Miami looked and felt like and Darwin gives his own account of Alien experiences... It's how he chooses his crypto investments BTW. Links to cool stuff mentioned: Crypto Michael https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtvdzJWoDKL1LOewU5ADJIQ Cryptopia: Bitcoin, Blockchains and the Future of the Internet https://www.gaia.com/video/cryptopia-bitcoin-blockchains-and-the-future-of-t...
Listen, Stay Focused, You Can Do It!
May 24, 2021 23:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBThis week we discuss the diarrhea storm that was the crypto crash of the century... Or at least the latest crash of this month LOL. We discover that Astrology and Tarot are just as effective as technical data in determining the future of Crypto... And our special guest John San Nicholas shares his rags to riches story with DogeCoin.
Elon Tusk is a total loser LOL!
May 19, 2021 17:00 - 46 minutes - 32.2 MBKrypto Krissie and Diamond Hands Darwin debut their crypto podcast and talk about everything from mooning and blockchain (sorta) What is blockchain? LOL