075 Siberia (2018)

Nearly a full calendar year after Phase I of #KeanuClub ended with To The Bone, we're back, baby! Siberia is a strange film that couples an illogical diamond plot with a forbidden love affair and Keanu Reeves' raunchiest sex scenes to date. Methodically paced and frustratingly opaque, Siberia hints at an interesting backstory for Keanu's character but never delivers upon its promise in any way, shape, or form. Almost none of that is of any importance, though, because we have a new Keanu Reeves movie!