Just Hear Me Out: A Hypothetical Podcast for Real People
34 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsWho would win in a fight: a giant chicken or a regular cow? If you could change places with any movie character, who would you choose? What happens when you mix I Can't Believe it's Not Butter....with butter? In this weekly podcast, Derek and Matt seek to unravel these hypothetical mysteries and so much more in their R-Rated comedy podcast Just Hear Me Out. They answer listener submitted hypothetical questions on just about any topic under the sun. Drop what you're doing immediately and listen to the show that Chris Pratt called "Please stop contacting me. I'm not interested in this."
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Episodes
Episode 32: Tony and Chester's Eternal Struggle
August 10, 2019 02:00 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MBWe're back folks! After a brief hiatus, Matt and Derek are here to tackle your favorite questions about imaginary characters beating each other up.
Episode 31: We Got the "It's Too Hot and We're Gonna Die" Blues
July 23, 2019 04:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MBIt's a trillion degrees in the attic today. We can't put the A/C on because it messes with the audio. But will we let this get to us?? Hell yes we will. Join Matt and Derek on a hot, sticky, uncomfortable adventure.
Episode 30: Matt Hates Candy
July 05, 2019 03:00 - 31 minutes - 21.8 MBIn this episode, the gang braves the ungodly July heat to bring you the laughs you deserve.
Episode 29: Derek's Blank Check
June 28, 2019 09:00 - 32 minutes - 22.6 MBTry to imagine Derek with 12 million dollars........yeah, I can't either.
Episode 28: Ruining Childhood Programming Part 2
June 21, 2019 10:00 - 33 minutes - 23.2 MBIn this episode, Matt's brothers join in to help him rip apart all those shows from your childhood that you thought were just so pure and wholesome. Enjoy!
Episode 27: Ruining Childhood Programming Part 1
June 15, 2019 02:00 - 36 minutes - 24.9 MBThis those shows you watched as a kid were the best? WELL YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG. Let Matt and Derek poke holes in some of your favorite cartoons!
Sit Tight, Folks.
June 07, 2019 03:00 - 6 minutes - 3.07 MBThanks for hangin' in there. We'll have some brand-spankin' new content for you shortly.
Episode 26: Sneezing Your Guts Out
May 22, 2019 03:00 - 35 minutes - 16.1 MBSo Matt's never heard of The Wiggles and Derek describes the perfect diet of inedible stuff. Also there's some stuff about losing their virginity so you guys can go ahead and enjoy that.
Episode 25: The Clash of the Billionaires
May 10, 2019 11:00 - 38 minutes - 17.9 MBWhelp, Matt and Derek saw Avengers: Endgame and they share their thoughts what they saw in a real and totally not-fake way.
Episode 24: Pre-Endgame Jitters
May 03, 2019 04:00 - 28 minutes - 13.3 MBIn this episode, Matt and Derek tackle hypothetical questions about The Avengers! Would you let Hulk babysit? Or Vision do your taxes? Enjoy this spoiler-free trainwreck!
Episode 23: A More Subdued Father
April 26, 2019 21:00 - 30 minutes - 13.8 MBIn this episode, Matt's dad makes a sudden appearance. Music, TV, and kids today are discussed.
Episode 22: Whispering All Sexy
April 20, 2019 04:00 - 31 minutes - 14.6 MBHey folks! In this episode, Matt and Derek actually tackle a difficult question about morality before reverting back into immature butts.
Episode 21: Gettin' It On with Candy
April 13, 2019 03:00 - 31 minutes - 14.4 MBIn this episode, Matt and Derek FINALLY explore having sex with beloved cereal and candy mascots. It goes pretty much how you'd expect.
Episode 20: Dexter's Mom is Thicccc
April 05, 2019 10:00 - 31 minutes - 14.3 MBDerek's back and we're celebrating by verbally wailing on a poor, innocent listener. Sorry Greg, but you done messed up.
Episode 19: An Exercise in Patience
March 29, 2019 01:00 - 31 minutes - 14.6 MBThis week, the unthinkable happens.....Matt's dad is guest hosting. There is no yelling or dysfunction.No one makes light of the opioid epidemic. Everything is fine.
Episode 18: Matt's by Himself and Needs an Adult!
March 24, 2019 04:00 - 16 minutes - 7.44 MBIn this short and sweet episode, Matt attempts to brave the hypothetical landscape alone. Will he succeed, or will he implode in a flaming ball of bad improvised humor? Tune in and find out!
Episode 17: Fast Talking Dumpster Fire
March 15, 2019 04:00 - 31 minutes - 14.4 MBHey folks! Are you tired of well paced, coherent discussions? Well do we have an episode for you! In this one, the boys attempt to rapid-fire answer "Top 5" questions. It goes....well?
Episode 16: Living in Constant Fear
March 10, 2019 05:00 - 39 minutes - 18 MBWhich is better: living in a world where, at any moment, someone can yell "DODGEBALL" and throw your world into chaos or live in fear of the day that you're guaranteed to take an airbag to the face?
Episode 15: I Wish I Was an Only Child
March 01, 2019 11:00 - 33 minutes - 15.3 MBIn this episode, the podcast is invaded by (dramatic music) Matt's brothers in on our third "Who Would Win in a Fight?" show. Also a puppy is in the studio causing all sorts of commotion.
Episode 14: The Failed Experiment
February 22, 2019 05:00 - 31 minutes - 14.4 MBOh no! The boys really did it this time. They forgot their IDs and couldn't get into the movies so they took aging potions to trick the theater people into letting them in! (If you're at home thinking "That makes no sense".... just keep it to yourself.) Once that's resolved, Matt and Derek discuss dealing with hypothetical scenarios of all sorts.
Episode 13: FMK
February 19, 2019 05:00 - 31 minutes - 14.7 MBMatt and Derek play everyone's favorite high school hypothetical game: F**k, Marry, Kill! If you want to hear Matt vehemently defend Jack Black's honor, than this is the episode for you!
Episode 12: The Stupid Paradox
February 08, 2019 05:00 - 38 minutes - 17.8 MBIs ignorance bliss? Where does your soul reside? In this episode, Matt and Derek get deep and profound....kinda.
Episode 11: Fight Questions Part Two
February 04, 2019 05:00 - 35 minutes - 16.4 MBIn this episode, the boys dive into some more "who would win in a fight?" scenarios. Ever want to hear Derek go on a 10 minute tear imagining a fantasy fight between two cartoon mascots in a deli? No? Well, too bad!
Episode 11: Fight Questions Part Two
February 04, 2019 05:00 - 35 minutes - 16.4 MBIn this episode, the boys dive into some more "who would win in a fight?" scenarios. Ever want to hear Derek go on a 10 minute tear imagining a fantasy fight between two cartoon mascots in a deli? No? Well, too bad!
Episode 10: Who's Hungry?
January 18, 2019 10:00 - 51 minutes - 23.5 MBIn this gem of an episode, Matt and Derek welcome a local vagrant into their studio (Jack Walles) while they attempt to answer some food and feet related questions.
Episode 9: Basically One Big Rant About Twilight
January 13, 2019 05:00 - 34 minutes - 16 MBIn this one-question episode, Derek regales Matt with stories of his accomplishments this week and Matt pretty much just goes off the rails weighing the pros and cons of immortality as told through the flawless cinematic masterpiece Twilight. Enjoy?
Episode 8: Forming a New Country and also Spider Dick
January 07, 2019 05:00 - 36 minutes - 16.6 MBIn this episode, you get to witness the forming of a brand new nation, the creation of everyone's new favorite super hero Spider Dick and also Matt becomes James Bond, but better and more responsible.
Episode 7: We Tricked Someone Into Guest Starring!
December 29, 2018 05:00 - 48 minutes - 22.1 MBThe boys are joined by Ms. Kath LeMay as they tackle intellectually stimulating concepts such as useless superpowers, sexy Pokemon and so much more. What better way to kick off the New Year?
Episode 6: The Christmas One!
December 22, 2018 05:00 - 37 minutes - 17.1 MBIt's the most wonderful time of the year and what better way to celebrate it than with your favorite two idiots trying to reshape Christmas in their own ridiculous image?! Happy Holidays, y'all!
Episode 5: Muffin Babies
December 14, 2018 05:00 - 40 minutes - 18.6 MBIn this very late episode, Derek and Matt hold a mirror up to society and ask the serious questions facing people today, such as "Would you rather be Robo-Cop or Santa?" Also, Derek shoots whiskey out of his nose and dies.
Episode 4: Adjusting to Fame
November 30, 2018 05:00 - 33 minutes - 15.4 MBIn this episode, Matt and Derek attempt to adjust to their new lives as world-famous podcasters.
Episode 3: Below-the-Belt Questions
November 23, 2018 14:00 - 45 minutes - 20.9 MBIn this episode, Matt and Derek share with you some of their best inventions before they tackle profound questions such as "Would you rather have taste buds in your butt or no taste buds at all?" and several other hypotheticals relating to *ahem* "lower anatomy." Enjoy!
Episode 2: Wanna Fight About It?
November 15, 2018 04:00 - 49 minutes - 22.7 MBIn this episode of Just Hear Me Out, Derek and Matt duke it out in their first FIGHT EPISODE! Each question centers around answering the age old question: "Who would win in a fight?" Dennis the Menace vs. Richie Rich, Derek vs. 40 five-year-olds, a giant chicken vs. just a normal cow and more are on the docket in an episode that's sure to leave you feeling enraged and hungry for blood (or Chik-fil-A)
Episode 1: How Bad Can a Podcast Be?
November 07, 2018 03:00 - 51 minutes - 23.5 MBFIRST EPISODE! Everybody knows that the first episode of something is usually the worst. So good news! It can't get much worse than this, right?