Jump and Whip or: How I Learned How to Stop Worrying and Love Castlevania

Oh boy, are you in for a wild ride of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater jokes, Castlevania puns, nods to Hemingway (not to be confused with Valmanway), and a deep-dive into Castlevania Requiem—as well as its packaged titles, Rondo of Blood and Symphony of the Night. We're mostly positive for a change, seeing as how the majority of our negative vibes are directed at Konami and the somewhat lackluster presentation of the title. Big surprise. This may be our funnest episode yet.

It's a horrible night to have a curse, so suit up and get whipped!