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Judge John Hodgman

675 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 10 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 7.3K ratings

John Hodgman's Today in the Past podcast is now The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge. If you'd like John Hodgman to solve your pressing issue, simply email it, along with your phone number, to [email protected]. THAT IS ALL.

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Episodes

The Burden of Goof

September 17, 2014 11:30 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

Michelle's fiance is a prankster and has taken things too far! Will the judge crack down on the goofs?

Failure to Appear

September 10, 2014 11:30 - 1 hour - 61.8 MB

An American graduate student wants her dad to visit her in Norway, the land of trolls.

Unreasonable Scorch and Leisure

August 22, 2014 23:05 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

Steffen protests: too many pool parties!

Gross Misconduct

August 15, 2014 00:54 - 59 minutes - 57 MB

A woman takes her mother to court over fingernail clipping in public.

Daily Security Beefing

August 06, 2014 11:30 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Jake and Janey have taken safety measures to protect their home since a spate of break-ins have happened in their neighborhood. But they disagree about which measures are most effective. 

The Leisure Suit

July 30, 2014 17:32 - 1 hour - 61 MB

Stacey brings the case against her boyfriend Greg. When they go on trips together, Greg likes to dawdle and take his time getting on the road. Stacey wants to get out bright and early.

Monte Belmonte Python

July 25, 2014 14:19 - 1 hour - 58.5 MB

Beth loves animals and wants to get a pet snake, but her husband is opposed to slithery things.

Hunter-Gaveler

July 17, 2014 02:10 - 1 hour - 74.3 MB

A couple plans to move out to the country, and can't agree on whether or not they should allow hunting on the new property. 

Queasy Rider

July 09, 2014 18:39 - 1 hour - 69 MB

BUZZ MARKETING BAN LIFTED: Katie wants her boyfriend Dallas to go on her favorite ride at Disneyland. With Special Expert Witness Mark Gagliardi!

Brocavore

July 02, 2014 20:56 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

Two brothers have decided to live off the land for a year, but they can't agree on some of the tiny details of their plan.

My Legal Pony

June 25, 2014 11:30 - 1 hour - 67.4 MB

Becky says her friend Nancy's Shetland ponies are ill-mannered. Nancy disagrees and says they're perfect just as they are. Who's right?

Wake Me Up Before You Go, Bro

June 18, 2014 11:30 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

Declan wants his older brother Taran to stop using him as his personal alarm clock.

O Brother, Where Parked Thou?

June 12, 2014 01:15 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

Stephanie brings the case against her brother Mitch. They live at home with their parents and can't agree - who should get the coveted driveway spot and who should trudge through the mud to get to their car?

Backseat Jiver

June 04, 2014 11:30 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

Zaki always controls the stereo on long car rides, and Michelle wants to get in on the action. Who gets to choose the audio playlist on a road trip, the driver or the passenger?

Laissez Hair

May 28, 2014 19:39 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB

Leala's husband acts as her in-house hairdresser and helps her dye her hair each month. Now he wants to retire the gloves and send her to the salon. 

Cold Case

May 22, 2014 17:27 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

Should a couple in Berlin install an air conditioner in their new apartment? Dominik enjoys the heat, while Laura prefers a cooler climate. 

The French Correction

May 15, 2014 22:30 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

Two Quebecers quarrel: should they speak English or French when they're out and about in their hometown of Montreal? With expert witness Jonathan Goldstein, host of CBC's WireTap!

The Waiting Game

May 08, 2014 00:05 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

Mollie says that her husband Geoff spends way too much time on his turns during board games, plotting the perfect move to crush his opponents. Should Geoff hurry up?

Tipping the Scales of Justice

April 30, 2014 11:30 - 1 hour - 63 MB

Marika says her husband Joe's habit of tipping housekeeping and service workers with coins is rude and contrary to the spirit of the gesture. Joe says, as long as he's tipping, what's the problem?

Honey Don't

April 24, 2014 05:30 - 45 minutes - 43.4 MB

Lani says her husband Alistair insists on doing most of the household chores, and she appreciates his generous spirit. However, she says she's tired of having to ask him to take out the garbage when she could very well do it herself! Is Alistair TOO chivalrous?

Two's Company

April 16, 2014 11:00 - 50 minutes - 48.8 MB

Judged by Guest Judge Jesse Thorn, and bailiffed by Jordan Morris! Margaret files suit against her male housemate and best friend, who's lied to his family about living with a woman. She wants him to come clean!

The Perp Walk

April 09, 2014 20:10 - 1 hour - 60.3 MB

Lisa says her boyfriend Mitch's jaywalking is irritating and downright dangerous. Mitch says it's a useful skill, to be honed and used when appropriate. Who's right?

Visitation Rights

April 02, 2014 21:53 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

A man insists that his best friend abandon his daily routine and small-town life and visit him in the city once in awhile.

God Save the Teen

March 26, 2014 15:24 - 1 hour - 90 MB

Callum is a teenager obsessed with British culture, and wants to go to university abroad. His older brother wants him to reconsider.

Arraigning Cats and Dogs

March 19, 2014 09:30 - 1 hour - 81.8 MB

A couple clash over getting a pet. She wants a dog, he wants a cat. Who RULES and who DROOLS?

Sic Semper Dramatis

March 12, 2014 10:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

Will wants his brother Andrew to stop making scenes and acting like a reality TV star in public. NOTE: Some occasional bad language in this episode.

J'accuzi

March 05, 2014 10:30 - 58 minutes - 55.1 MB

Chas wants to put in a pool at the family homestead, Corbin says it's a dangerous idea. Who's right?

Honk If You Love Justice

February 26, 2014 12:30 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

Wes claims his friend Adam is honk-happy.

Science Friction

February 19, 2014 12:30 - 1 hour - 81.8 MB

Should our defendant give sci-fi a try? This week, with expert witness Jane Espenson (Buffy, Battlestar Galatica, Torchwood, Once Upon a Time)!

A Trial of Two Cities

February 12, 2014 20:31 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

Philadelphia and Raleigh face off! Cousins Lara and Christine each claim her city is best. Who is RIGHT? We're joined by expert witness JON WURSTER of Superchunk, The Mountain Goats and the late, great, BEST SHOW ON WFMU.

Command Quit

February 05, 2014 12:30 - 1 hour - 73.1 MB

Has Quin gone overboard when it comes to playing video games?

Moped Operandi

January 29, 2014 18:23 - 1 hour - 65.5 MB

Should Amanda live out her Roman Holiday dreams and buy a scooter?

Father Gnaws Beast

January 22, 2014 12:30 - 1 hour - 66.4 MB

Sisters file suit against their meat-loving dad.

Namer vs. Namer

January 15, 2014 20:28 - 1 hour - 67.7 MB

Josh brings the case against his wife Jackie. They each kept their respective surnames when they married, and now can't decide on a last name for their future children. Should the kids take their mom or dad's last name, combine them, or take on a brand new appellation? Only one man can decide.

The Department of Corrections

January 08, 2014 18:38 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

Tom brings the case against his wife Kira. He says Kira is obsessed with proper grammar, and she comes across as a know-it-all when she corrects his speech. Kira says she prides herself on correct language usage, and that Tom should do the same. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide.

Martial Law

January 01, 2014 10:30 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

Rodrigo brings the case against his friend and jiu jitsu classmate Matthew. Rodrigo claims Matthew has avoided taking the "No-Gi" classes at their Jiu Jitsu studio and needs to start challenging himself in his practice. Matthew says he's tried the classes but can't spend all his free time practicing. Is Matthew wimping out? Only one man can decide.

Kitchen Loco Parentis

December 24, 2013 10:30 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

Should a toddler be let loose in a kitchen?

The Judge John Hodgman Holiday Special

December 18, 2013 11:30 - 37 minutes - 35.9 MB

Judge Hodgman is visited by the spirits of litigants past.

Badgering the Waitress

December 11, 2013 12:30 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

Max says if he needs a server's attention, he's within his rights to flag someone down - but his friend Andy says he's going about it all wrong. Who's right?

Six Feet Plunder

December 04, 2013 12:30 - 54 minutes - 52.1 MB

A tale of Christmas tree liberation.

Case Your State

November 27, 2013 19:05 - 49 minutes - 47.5 MB

NOTE: This episode includes some bad language and M*ssholism. Sam brings the case against his longtime friend John. They both hail from cities in Massachusetts, but John says that Sam isn't "really" from Massachusetts -- he doesn't have the attitude and spirit. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide.

Resisting a Rest

November 22, 2013 01:36 - 1 hour - 60.8 MB

Juliet brings the case against her fiance, Tom. Tom is a "disc ultimate" enthusiast. He's sustained several injuries over the past few years playing the sport. Juliet says he should take a season to recover and prepare to play again. Tom says he's running out of time and needs to get back in the game.

The Right to Remain Silent

November 13, 2013 10:30 - 58 minutes - 55.7 MB

Does teenage Sophie need a push from Dad to get over her shyness?

Exit Partay

October 30, 2013 19:26 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

An introvert and extrovert face off - who gets to decide when to leave the party?

Criminal In Tent

October 25, 2013 18:14 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

How will these two young would-be homesteaders live? In a small wooden house, or a yurt?

May It Breeze the Court

October 16, 2013 17:55 - 57 minutes - 54.3 MB

This week: fan noise tears apart a marriage.

Strictly Courtroom

October 09, 2013 09:30 - 52 minutes - 48.7 MB

Ricardo brings the case against his girlfriend Paola. They both love to salsa dance, but Ricardo needs some work on technique. He'd like to perfect his skills out at the salsa clubs, but Paola says she'd rather teach him at home, where they can take it at their own pace. Where should they make their moves? Only one man can decide.

Lingua Fracas

October 03, 2013 17:37 - 59 minutes - 55 MB

Doug brings the case against his best friend Ty. Ty insists on pronouncing foreign words with the proper accent when speaking in English. Doug says this is pretentious, and that Ty should just accept the common pronunciation of words when he's Stateside.

Horseless Miscarriage of Justice

September 25, 2013 19:25 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

Gearhead Abraham brings the case against his sister Sonja: why won't she take his advice when buying a car?

12 Angry Birds

September 19, 2013 19:16 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB

Is Anna a gaming addict?

Guests

Bob Newhart
1 Episode
David Rees
1 Episode
Jesse Thorn
1 Episode
LeVar Burton
1 Episode

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