Benevolent Dictator with Jordan Raybould
105 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 115 ratingsA podcast about whatever
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Matt Gaetz & I Are FBI Informants #046
March 31, 2021 18:11 - 52 minutes - 119 MBHere are the topics: - What about for... fun?!?! - Relationship fight gossip - The morality of vaccinating early - Matt Gaetz: sexual predator or FBI informant? Enjoy! Jordan Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejordanraybould/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/JordanRaybould YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JordanRaybould Full Comedy Special: https://youtu.be/9LaDAuAM8qw Benevolent Dictator Podcast: https://podcasts...
Marry Topanga #044
March 25, 2021 18:20 - 33 minutes - 77.5 MBSup, Here are the topics: - Cinnamon Toast Crunch Guy - Self-Shot Documentaries - Krispy Kreme Donuts Anti-Controversy Enjoy! Jordan Want more episodes? Go to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould MORE FROM JORDAN RAYBOULD: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejordanraybould/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/JordanRaybould YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JordanRaybould Full Comedy Special: https:/...
Royal White Trash #042
March 18, 2021 00:45 - 43 minutes - 100 MBSup, Here are the topics: - Cody Ko & Tiny Meat Gang Jealousy - The Royal Family is White Trash Just Like Us - Lifestyles of the Rich and Pedophilic - The Catholic Church is Still Homophobic - Porn Banned from Tablets Enjoy! Jordan Want more episodes? Go to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould MORE FROM JORDAN RAYBOULD: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejordanraybould/ Twitter: https://twitte...
Game Please Stop #040
March 11, 2021 01:54 - 55 minutes - 128 MBSup, Here are the topics: - GameStop Drama (I mean... I can't quit this story) - Colum accusing me of being a Full Kit Wanker - Meghan Markle - Burger King Drama Enjoy! Jordan Want more episodes? Go to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould MORE FROM JORDAN RAYBOULD: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejordanraybould/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/JordanRaybould YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/...
Potato Head Polygamy #038
March 03, 2021 23:06 - 58 minutes - 134 MBSup, Here are the topics: - Jail Britney Spears - Secret Studio Plans - Potato Head Controversy - Dr. Seuss Enjoy! Jordan Want more episodes? Go to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould MORE FROM JORDAN RAYBOULD: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejordanraybould/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/JordanRaybould YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JordanRaybould Full Comedy Special: https://youtu.be...
Are Elephants Meat? #036
February 24, 2021 23:16 - 56 minutes - 128 MBOn this episode, Jordan covered a lot. First, did Texas kinda sorta maybe deserve what it got? Maybe... a lil bit? IDK... Maybe? Then, he marveled at the man whose talented was "on loan from God," Rush Limbaugh, backtracking a wee bit on his previous argument that Rush messed so many people when, actually, maybe people should be responsible for what they listen to and how it affects them. Third, he, on behalf of all of America, apologized to Tiger Woods for, gasp, banging chicks, dude. Final...
Tom Cruise FIX TEXAS #035 PATREON SAMPLE
February 23, 2021 19:07 - 10 minutes - 25 MBWhat is Tom Cruise going to do to fix the extreme winter power outages in Texas? This is a short clip from the Patreon. Go get the REST of the episode on the Patreon! Want the full episode? Go to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould MORE FROM JORDAN RAYBOULD: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejordanraybould/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/JordanRaybould YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JordanRaybould F...
Assume You'll Lose w/ Andrew Schiavone #034
February 18, 2021 00:17 - 1 hour - 183 MBYou thought I got sucked in by WallStreetBets and Gamestop? Meet hilarious comedian Andrew Schiavone who blew his entire savings options trading... And then how he is now rising through the ashes (until he crashes and burns again...). He's a super funny comedian so be sure to follow Schiavone wherever he is on social media! Want more episodes? Go to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Andrew Schiavone Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/andrewschiavone/ T...
Xbox Causes Autism w/ Nathan Macintosh #032
February 11, 2021 14:00 - 1 hour - 148 MBThe hilarious Nathan Macintosh joined me to discuss morning rituals, why Twitch streamers owe us, and Night Stalker (kinda). Be sure to follow Nathan everywhere. He is absolutely hilarious. Want more episodes? Go to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Nathan Macintosh Socials: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nathanmacintosh/?hl=en YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbs4fXMjmtMeZ6KOe1WyZWQ?feature=emb_ch_name_ex Twitter: https://twitter.com/Nathanmaci...
Witness Me: GameStop & r/WallStreetBets w/ Cristian Duran #030
February 04, 2021 11:43 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBWell, the dust has cleared (for me, anyway). I got sucked into a cult. For all the trash I've talked on cults, I fell for one: GameStop and WSB. I rehash my failings with the hilarious Cristian Duran, dump on Dave "Paper Hands" Portnoy, and lick some wounds. The podcast was fun even if losing isn't. - J Want some secret episodes? Head over to my Patreon for more: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould LINKS FOR JORDAN RAYBOULD: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould ...
GameStonks Talk #028
January 28, 2021 02:35 - 49 minutes - 113 MBI talked about two things (all related around the same theme): the insane GameStock / Reddit WallStreetBets financial situation and Bling Empire. - J P.S. If you noticed, the episodes skipped to #028. The other episodes are on the patreon. If you enjoy the podcast and want more episodes (and to support me), subscribe to it: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould MORE FROM JORDAN RAYBOULD: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/th...
63% a Cannibal #026
January 21, 2021 01:53 - 53 minutes - 122 MBI tried to lay off the politics. I failed for 15 minutes. I'm sorry. Also, a defense of Armie Hammer. - J P.S. If you noticed, the episodes skipped to #026. The other episodes are on the patreon. If you enjoy the podcast and want more episodes (and to support me), subscribe to it: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould MORE FROM JORDAN RAYBOULD: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejordanraybould/ Twitter: https://twitter....
Patriot or Pussy #023
January 14, 2021 03:32 - 40 minutes - 93.2 MBTrump thought he could convince Pence to overthrow the election by calling him a pussy. This is the Art of the Deal. Also, pedo talk. - J If you enjoy the podcast and want to support me (and want more episodes), subscribe to my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould MORE FROM JORDAN RAYBOULD: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejordanraybould/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/JordanRaybould YouTube: https://www.yout...
Woo anything interesting happen lately? #022
January 07, 2021 22:11 - 26 minutes - 60.6 MBNothing to see here. Just a bunch of MAGA people storming the capitol. No biggie. - Jordan PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://direct.me/TheJordanRaybould
New Year Same Me #021
January 04, 2021 17:10 - 52 minutes - 120 MBAnother year of no personal growth coming down the pipe... Don't buy a peloton or a mirror. Just go outside. Eat some fruits and vegetables. Even if you do lose the weight, it won't really matter. Happy New Year everyone - Jordan PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://direct.me/TheJordanRaybould
Coronavirus Update & Happy New Year
December 31, 2020 23:12 - 1 minute - 688 KBHey ya'll, I contracted coronavirus so will not be uploading a podcast this week. The podcast will return next week and forever thereafter until the world ends. I hope you have a fantastic New Year and thank you for listening to my ramblings and nonsense and appreciate all your support! - Jordan PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://direct.me/TheJordanRaybould
The Christmas Special... Kinda #020
December 23, 2020 20:40 - 56 minutes - 129 MBMerry Christmas! There are many downsides to this pandemic. The death. The sickness. The isolation. One positive? No Christmas Mass. Other topics discussed: cancelled Christmas songs, boycott of Mariah Carey, and the true Devil's Threesome. - Jordan PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://direct.me/TheJordanRaybould
The Christmas Special... Kinda #019
December 23, 2020 20:40 - 56 minutes - 129 MBMerry Christmas! There are many downsides to this pandemic. The death. The sickness. The isolation. One positive? No Christmas Mass. Other topics discussed: cancelled Christmas songs, boycott of Mariah Carey, and the true Devil's Threesome. - Jordan PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://direct.me/TheJordanRaybould
Poopin' on Zoom #019
December 17, 2020 03:49 - 54 minutes - 125 MBHey ya'll. My gf pooped with the door open on a zoom-cast I did this week. I also talked about The Rabbit Hole, Jake Paul fight, dating 7's (and dumping on inferior comedians bad premises), and who knows what else rolled out of my mouth. This pod is all I have. If you like it, share it. Praise Allah. - Jordan PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://direct.me/TheJordanRaybould
Rent Free? Lotsa Vacancies #018
December 10, 2020 03:17 - 54 minutes - 124 MBJordan managed to get THE EXCLUSIVE SCOOP with Bret Raybould. Okay, it's not that crazy because they're brothers but the boys talk legends actually sucking, haterz, and a crazy hookup story from a nameless friend PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
Rent Free? Lotsa Vacancies w/ Bret Raybould #018
December 10, 2020 03:17 - 54 minutes - 124 MBJordan managed to get THE EXCLUSIVE SCOOP with Bret Raybould. Okay, it's not that crazy because they're brothers but the boys talk legends actually sucking, haterz, and a crazy hookup story from a nameless friend PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
Washed Up Ivy League Athletes w/ Noah Savage #017
December 03, 2020 13:51 - 1 hour - 146 MBJordan sits down with comedian / ESPN Basketball analyst Noah Savage to discuss the plight of being meaninglessly good at a sport, their college sport heydays, the comedian who had cancer from Ellen, and being former jerks (they're both nice now). PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
The TikTok Followback Promise #016
November 27, 2020 14:49 - 55 minutes - 126 MBJordan talks his followback promise on TikTok, dumps on self-congratulating (even though he does it), and gives a lesson in social media conduct. PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
Peddling Conspiracy Theories #015
November 19, 2020 01:07 - 37 minutes - 84.7 MBJordan talks corona testing, his disdain for comics peddling conspiracy theories and their dishonesty for public image, and absurdity of Q'Anon. PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
Sniffing the Salmon #014
November 12, 2020 12:58 - 52 minutes - 119 MBHopefully the last bit of Trump talk, a story about licking the salmon, and some quality DM's. PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
Election Erection #013
November 05, 2020 01:10 - 1 hour - 164 MBI had on my hilarious brother Bret Raybould. We discussed, I mean what else, the election. And trashed white women. PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
Election Erection #013
November 05, 2020 01:10 - 1 hour - 164 MBI had on my hilarious brother Bret Raybould. We discussed, I mean what else, the election. And trashed white women. PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
NXIVM: The "No-Orgy" Cult? #012
October 29, 2020 12:30 - 43 minutes - 99.7 MBOn this episode, Jordan discussed two things: NXIVM and his dog's bowel movements. Talk about spanning the gamut. PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
The Masked Candidate #011
October 22, 2020 13:00 - 40 minutes - 91.7 MBOn this episode, Jordan discussed his unhealthy competitiveness, how awfully unathletic comedians are, and a fantastic solution for judging candidates based on looks and not on policy... PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
*New Name: Benevolent Dictator w/ Jordan Raybould* #010
October 14, 2020 22:08 - 33 minutes - 77.1 MB VideoRebranding the podcast: Benevolent Dictator with Jordan Raybould. What will change? Nothing except more of life's answers provided by the only person qualified to tell everyone exactly how they should run their life: me. PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
Undecided Voters: The Dumbest Group of Voters #009
October 08, 2020 12:00 - 36 minutes - 82.6 MBCan this election be over? I don't want to hear about it anymore. On this week's episode, Jordan, in his infinite wisdom, tells you who to vote for, the idiocy of undecided voters, and who should vote (hint: only people who agree with him). If you enjoy this, subscribe to my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
My Social Dilemma #008
September 30, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 47.5 MBJordan Raybould discussed another totally obvious documentary, "The Social Dilemma." Still, it made me totally excessive and indulgent social media usage. If you want in on this social media challenge, message him (I get the irony). Also, be on the lookout for a re-branding of this thing... As always, thank you so much for listening! If you enjoy this, subscribe to my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould And I'll b...
Melbourne Lockdown with Katharyn Henson #007
September 23, 2020 20:49 - 1 hour - 50.8 MBJordan Raybould sat down with the hilarious Katharyn Henson to discuss the intense, super-strict Melbourne covid-19 lockdown. If you thought wearing a mask was an affront to your civil liberties, wait until you hear what Australia did. As always, thank you so much for listening! If you enjoy this, subscribe to my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould FYI I'll be putting these episodes out on Thursdays going forward. ...
The Rock for President #006
September 17, 2020 02:32 - 52 minutes - 45.3 MBThe presidential election discussion nobody asked for IS HERE! What would you do if the Rock ran for president? Are you actually going to vote? If you enjoy this, subscribe to my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould FYI I'll be putting these episodes out on Thursdays going forward. If the Patreon hits, oh, 50 subscribers, I'll add an episode a month. If it gets to 100, I'll add another episode.
So You Wanna' Play D1 Soccer at Yale #005
September 10, 2020 02:29 - 50 minutes - 45 MBWay too many people hit me up and asked how they can get recruited to play soccer at Yale. On this episode, I give you the secret. Seriously, it's in here. The secret is in this podcast. If you wanna play soccer at Yale, I tell you how to do it. And, in fact, give you the secret for accomplishing anything you want to accomplish. You're welcome. If you enjoy this, subscribe to my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould FY...
The Best Mulaney - JRNAF w/ Lukas Arnold #004
September 09, 2020 22:32 - 58 minutes - 38.8 MBSpecial episode of The Jordan Raybould Show! It's Jordan Raybould Needs a Friend (JRNAF) where he talks with a person he met off the Internet. Inspired by Conan's series, this week I talked with Lukas Arnold, the dude with the absolute best Mulaney. If you enjoy this, subscribe to my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould FYI I'll be putting these episodes out on Thursdays going forward. If the Patreon hits, oh, 50 subs...
Noah Beck vs Yale Soccer #003
September 02, 2020 16:29 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBNoah Beck's party claimed that he received a full-ride scholarship to play soccer at Yale... Weird because I ACTUALLY PLAYED SOCCER AT YALE and can provide some much-needed context If you enjoy this, subscribe to my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould FYI I'll be putting these episodes out on Thursdays going forward. If the Patreon hits, oh, 50 subscribers, I'll add an episode a month. If it gets to 100, I'll add ano...
New York Is DEAD #002
August 25, 2020 13:00 - 50 minutes - 42.9 MBIs NYC dead? And what would your friend have to do to get kicked out of the groupchat? For me, be a pedo. If you enjoy this, subscribe to my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould FYI I'll be putting these episodes out on Thursdays going forward. If the Patreon hits, oh, 50 subscribers, I'll add an episode a month. If it gets to 100, I'll add another episode.
Cancel Ellen #001
August 18, 2020 01:35 - 45 minutes - 37.8 MBShould we cancel Ellen because she's mean? If you enjoy this, subscribe to my Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/TheJordanRaybould SOCIALS HERE: https://linktr.ee/TheJordanRaybould
Episode 06 - Rappin' a Rap
July 03, 2020 18:06 - 58 minutes - 43.7 MBThe boys united in person to talk: Late Night show in the age of covid, Jimmy Kimmel in blackface, blackface scenarios, what is appropriate, cancel culture, and more Chris D'elia talk (I swear, we will stop)... YOUTUBE CHANNEL Jordan Instagram Bret Instagram
Episode 05 - S'cancelled
June 21, 2020 03:02 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBOn this one, the brothers talk D'elia's situation, what they do when they're on the road, and Bret shares his most deliberately unfunny joke ever YOUTUBE CHANNEL Jordan Instagram Bret Instagram
Episode 04 - Hold My Beer
June 11, 2020 22:34 - 1 hour - 47.6 MBThe Raybould Brothers sat down to talk about BLM, coronavirus resurgence, racism in Crossfit, looting, and pretty much the state of America as we see it. Do us a favor and send this to some people. Thanks for listening! YOUTUBE CHANNEL Jordan Instagram Bret Instagram
Episode 03 - NASA and "The Right Stuff"
March 25, 2020 23:14 - 1 hour - 86.3 MBThe Raybould Brothers sat down and started out discussing the Coronavirus before giving a tour de force summary of Tom Wolfe's classic The Right Stuff, providing a history lesson in the early days of NASA, Space Race with Russia, and insight into the first 7 astronauts. YOUTUBE CHANNEL Jordan Instagram Bret Instagram
Episode 02 - FDR & World War 2
March 04, 2020 22:54 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBThe Raybould Brothers sat down and discussed how the United States really won World War 2, the relationship between FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt, and the silliness of manliness in elections YOUTUBE CHANNEL Jordan Instagram Bret Instagram
Introducing: Raybould Brothers University #001
February 27, 2020 00:00 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBThe Raybould Brothers finally did something they should've done 7 years ago: started their own podcast. The best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Here it is. We discussed: the dream office job, Boy Scouts of America, and the democratic debates. Everyone else is asking you to write reviews. We don't care. We want you to tell other people about this thing. YouTube Channel Jordan Insta Bret Insta
Episode 91 - Chappelle's Critics Are Right
September 06, 2019 16:36 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MBPSYCHE! Those punk ass critic bitches were wrong! Dead wrong! They have no clue what they're talking about. Haterz gonna hate If you have any comments, feel free to reach me at jordanraybould.com Instagram Twitter YouTube See me live: Worcester - 9/5 New Haven - 9/6 Rhode Island - 9/7 Lynn - 9/8 Philly - 9/13 Baltimore - 9/14 Lancaster - 9/20 Philly - 9/21
Episode 90 - Instatramps
September 02, 2019 00:45 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBBret moved out and may have stole some spatulas from me. Unforgivable. I also discussed Instagram thots, dumb-ass pictures people take, Our Planet, and the behind the scenes of Our Planet. If you have any comments, feel free to reach me at jordanraybould.com Instagram Twitter YouTube See me live: Worcester - 9/5 New Haven - 9/6 Rhode Island - 9/7 Lynn - 9/8 Philly - 9/13 Baltimore - 9/14 Lancaster - 9/20 Philly - 9/21
Episode 89 - Good Will Hunting Never Happens
August 23, 2019 21:21 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBI sat down with me and broke down how Good Will Hunting is fake as hell and gave the truth for what would've happened in that movie. I also discussed how nobody cares about your sacrifice, nobody should care about your sacrifice, how all they care about is the final product, and called all native-born New Yorkers who still live there townies. If you have any comments, feel free to reach me at jordanraybould.com Instagram Twitter YouTube See me live: Richmond - 8/22-8/25 Philly - ...
Episode 88 - Casual Death Threats
August 17, 2019 19:43 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBA bunch of fragile white people grew incensed by an Ancestry.com sketch that Bret and I made. Some of them informed us that only Jews had slaves. Others used the n-word with a hard r. Finally, a couple individuals wanted to kill us. I guess that is the price you pay for trying to make a comedy video that doesn't ally with someone's abhorrent political beliefs. We also give a shoutout to McDonald's for doubling as a homeless shelter in NYC. Oh, and since most of the podcast is about that sket...
Episode 87 - 'Roid Rage
August 14, 2019 18:28 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MBEveryone is on steroids. Except me. I am not on steroids. I wish I had the guts to get on steroids and get super jacked instead of mediocre-jacked, which I am. I also talk about weddings being dumb expensive and give some wedding planning advice, unfounded / un-thought out opinions on gun control (I am not informed enough, frankly), and how awful casinos are If you have any comments, feel free to reach me at jordanraybould.com Instagram Twitter YouTube See me live: Lancaster - 8/16 ...