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BEST OF 2023!!!

December 31, 2023 01:00 - 16 minutes - 11.1 MB

Johnny gives us the very best of 2023. Intro: Citadel performed by Redd Kross. Outro: Tea Time by Ofshane. Secret Turbine Music: Aether by Density & Time.

Porch Of Horrors: The Streets Of Ontario

October 09, 2023 07:00 - 16 minutes - 11.2 MB

Johnny welcomes legendary and reclusive author J.D Bricker to The Porch...Of Horrors. Mr. Bricker regales us with two deeply horrifying tales. Then Johnny finishes the show with a story about getting confused about temperatures in July. You can listen to J.D. Bricker's Blood & Hail here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/544780 J.D. Bricker's literary output includes such American classics as Curbside Stickup, The Montana Escape, and The Poncho Decision. Mr. Bricker's already controversial au...

Porch Of Horrors: That A Basket Such As This Would Go Unnoticed

September 29, 2023 17:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MB

Why not start off Spooky Season 2023 with a classic Porch Of Horrors episode? Join Johnny (Johnny Winjoe) and Jane (Jane Mitchell) as they stitch together a story of marital discord and supernatural woe. Check out Jane's brilliant Substack here: https://yesterdayshoroscope.substack.com/ Johnny Winjoe's Porch Of Horrors is a Conversation Happens Production.

Summer Movie Review (Part One)

July 14, 2023 02:00 - 9 minutes - 6.27 MB

Johnny interrupts his very busy and fascinating life to review three films he's seen in theaters this summer. Theme: Dancing Queen Performed By: Redd Kross Written By: ABBA

Spooky Secrets

April 13, 2023 07:00 - 21 minutes - 14.7 MB

Producer Chad welcomes the great Jessica Lohafer as she flawlessly describes the plots to scary movies she hasn't seen. The Movies: Picnic At Hanging Rock, Diabolique, Suspiria, The Host. Check out Jessica's other excellent podcasts here: https://www.specialladyday.com/podcast-1 https://www.buzzsprout.com/544780 Some people enjoy scary movies, others don't. Let us know what you think of the show and that tremendous tagline here: [email protected]

POP POP QUIZ QUIZ (w/ Joan Joan)

March 13, 2023 07:00 - 33 minutes - 23.2 MB

Producer Chad welcomes globetrotting superstar Joan Joan (!!!) to answer fifteen (or so) very difficult, very serious, questions. Please email us here with questions and comments and questions: [email protected] Joan Joan's Categories: Which Knee? Dis Knee! The Swift And The Furious. Grey's Anatomy If Grey Was A Horse. U.S. (box) Office. Yes, And... Emotional Baggage (BONUS CATEGORY). Host: Producer Chad Guest: Joan Joan Writers: Johnny Winjoe, Producer Chad, Joan Joan Edited by ...

Supper Bowl Bun Day (15th Anniversary!)

February 12, 2023 19:00 - 6 minutes - 4.47 MB

SUPPER BOWL BUN DAY IS HERE!!! Join host Johnny Winjoe as he celebrates fifteen years of Supper Bowl Bun Days and crowns the best buns of the 2022-2023 season!

Shae and John-Dad: A Hot Dog In Dallas (Part One)

December 30, 2022 08:00 - 16 minutes - 11.1 MB

The adventures of Shae and John-Dad continue in the shops and streets of Dallas, Texas. Cast: Shanna Finnegan as Shae and Jonathon. Johnny Winjoe as John-Dad and Marjorie. Edited by Producer Chad. In-Store Music: Symphony #3; Quiet City by Aaron Copland. Hoedown by Aaron Copland. Fur Elise by Ludwig Von Beethoven, performed by Aaron Copland. Bolero by Maurice Ravel. Porch Of Podcasts would like to thank the fine folks at Globels Globe Store for their patience and cooperation.

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 15

October 31, 2022 20:00 - 16 minutes - 11.3 MB

Things get completely out of control on episode 15 of Johnny Winjoe's Openings. First of all, Producer Chad is alone in the studio, at night, and he's accompanied by some unusual noises. Also, Natasha from British Columbia sends in a great question and there are some great guesses concerning last week's opening. Then, something scary happens. Listen to the fourth installment of Spooky Lady Day here: https://specialladyday.buzzsprout.com/520417/11596392-spooky-lady-day-yuki-onna-and-the-bansh...

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 14

October 23, 2022 16:00 - 17 minutes - 12 MB

Episode 14 Checklist: -An excellent email from listener Gwen politely questioning Producer Chad about his supernatural skepticism? Check! -A concerning Voice Recording from Ray Mansky? Check! -Something astonishing that has never happened in the history of Johnny Winjoe's Openings? Check! -A checklist in the show notes that functions as an outline for episode 14? Check! Please send your questions, comments, and guesses to: [email protected]

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 13

October 16, 2022 14:00 - 17 minutes - 12.1 MB

What happens in episode 13, you ask? For starters, Producer Chad tells a story about something verrrrrry scary that happened to him in 2022. After that, we play a voice recording from Joan that is deeply intriguing and potentially terrifying! And, after that, we play a voice recording from Johnny Winjoe, who is in a dark and bumpy place. Also, there are revelations and, as usual, an elaborate, off-air, ceremony involving the winner of the movie trivia quiz and ghosts they would like to meet....

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 12

October 10, 2022 00:00 - 14 minutes - 9.89 MB

Spookiness abounds as Producer Chad tells a tale of toddler terror that transpired within the suburbs of Chicago. Then, Ray Mansky leaves a voice recording stating that Johnny Winjoe has been missing for 6 days but the fish, and other aquatic life, in Johnny's aquarium are doing quite well. Ray Mansky is followed by the answer to last week's movie trivia question. After that, as usual, there's an elaborate ceremony for the winner that ends in a gruesome ritual that we don't really talk about...

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 11

October 03, 2022 19:00 - 21 minutes - 14.8 MB

There is so much happening in episode 11! Don't believe it? Check this out: 1) Katie from Colorado asks a totally unprompted question about haunted places in Chicago! 2) Joan sends a voice recording from the Pacific Crest Trail! 3) Johnny Winjoe prepares for A DATE!?!? 4) Correct movie guesses abound! I mean, what else could anyone want in 20 minutes? Send your guesses, questions, and comments to: [email protected] or follow Johnny Winjoe on Instagram and DM him your guesses, question...

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 10

September 25, 2022 07:00 - 14 minutes - 10.1 MB

Episode 10 is all about the start of spooky season! Sit back in your favorite chair and sip some warm cider as Producer Chad stirs up a figurative cauldron of movie trivia! Send your guesses, comments, questions, and instructions on how to best deal with the sounds that come from the basement when the sun goes down, here: https://www.instagram.com/johnnywinjoe/ or, even better, here: [email protected]

Johnny Winjoe's Summer Vacation

September 16, 2022 07:00 - 7 minutes - 5.17 MB

Johnny had a lovely summer vacation! Here are some of the highlights! One Way Out · Sonny Boy Williamson II The Essential Sonny Boy Williamson ℗ 1961 UMG Recordings, Inc. Released on: 1993-01-01 Composer Lyricist: Elmore James Composer Lyricist: Marshall Sehorn Composer Lyricist: Sonny Boy Williamson II

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 9

September 12, 2022 21:00 - 16 minutes - 11.3 MB

Join Producer Chad as he gets to the bottom of The Montreal Situation before answering a listener's question about diving into the world of podcasts. After that, it's off to listener guesses and some absolutely lovely listener voice recordings. Enjoy!!! Listen to Special Lady Day on your favorite Podcast app or click on this link: https://www.specialladyday.com/podcast-1 Listen to Blood And Hail on your favorite Podcast app or click on this link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/544780

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 8

September 05, 2022 23:00 - 17 minutes - 12 MB

Milan vs Frankfurt vs MONTREAL?!?!? International listeners abound in episode 8 of Johnny Winjoe's Openings! Plus, great listener questions and comments and MOVIE TRIVIA!!!

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 7

August 30, 2022 22:00 - 15 minutes - 10.9 MB

In this episode: Producer Chad is torn between Italy and Germany, Johnny Winjoe calls in from Milwaukee, listener guesses are brilliant and mostly wrong, a listener admits to using Google to guess the correct answer, Pearl wins!!!

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 6

August 23, 2022 01:00 - 12 minutes - 8.47 MB

Germans are flocking (elsewhere) while listeners and Producer Chad are ROCKING?!?! Producer Chad is shutting the whole social media thing down for a bit. Please keep sending your Openings guesses to [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening and participating.

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Greet The Germans

August 17, 2022 17:00 - 1 minute - 737 KB

Johnny Winjoe's Openings has had listeners in Frankfurt, Germany since episode one! In episode 5, Producer Chad and a couple of callers do their best to greet the Germans! To contact Johnny Winjoe's openings, you can send an Instagram DM to Producer Chad or you can follow Johnny Winjoe on Instagram and send him a DM https://www.instagram.com/johnnywinjoe/ or you can send an email to [email protected]. As always, thank you for listening!

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 5

August 15, 2022 02:00 - 13 minutes - 9.18 MB

Join Producer Chad as he tries to communicate with Germans, plays and reads this week's listener guesses, reveals the answer to last episode's puzzle, and tries to elicit a vegan gumbo recipe from listeners. Contact us with your guesses! DM Producer Chad on Instagram or Follow and DM Johnny Winjoe on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnnywinjoe/ or email us at [email protected]. Thanks for listening!

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 4

August 08, 2022 23:00 - 15 minutes - 10.9 MB

Hi! Thanks for listening! In this episode of Johnny Winjoe's Openings, Producer Chad reads a bunch of great guesses from listeners, reveals the answer to last episode's movie trivia question, and plays another Opening from a movie. It's really quite lovely. Send your Movie Guesses to: [email protected] or DM Chad on Instagram or DM Johnny on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnnywinjoe/ Have a great week!!!

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 3

July 31, 2022 10:00 - 15 minutes - 10.7 MB

Join Producer Chad as he reads through, and plays, some amazing guesses concerning the movie from episode 2! Send your guess for this week's film here: [email protected] or DM Johnny Winjoe on Instagram or DM Producer Chad! Also, keep those Voice Recordings coming! Thanks for listening! Y'all are fantastic!

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 2

July 24, 2022 20:00 - 12 minutes - 8.54 MB

Join Producer Chad as he reads some truly delightful guesses about last week's film, reveals the answer, and plays the opening audio from another film! Send your guesses to: [email protected] or DM Producer Chad on Instagram or DM Johnny Winjoe on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnnywinjoe/ As always, thanks for listening!

Johnny Winjoe's Openings: Episode 1

July 17, 2022 07:00 - 10 minutes - 7.1 MB

What exactly is Johnny Winjoe's Openings and why is Producer Chad hosting it? Contact Johnny with your movie guesses at [email protected]. Contact Johnny with your movie guesses at his Instagram page: https://instagram.com/johnnywinjoe?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Good luck!!!

Johnny Winjoe's Major League Baseball May Round Up

May 24, 2022 07:00 - 7 minutes - 5.43 MB

Producer Chad breaks down the MLB season so far... Hi! If you can, please donate (time, money, supportive thoughts) to: https://www.chicagoabortionfund.org/ The states that don't have "Trigger Laws" might get overwhelmed by folks traveling from other states to have abortions. And, please vote in the midterms.

Pandemic Pantry: Freschetta Frozen Pizza With Jessica Lohafer

May 17, 2022 07:00 - 28 minutes - 19.8 MB

In the inaugural episode of Pandemic Pantry, Johnny's boss (the great Jessica Lohafer) talks about her pandemic journey with Freschetta Frozen Pepperoni Pizza (rising crust). Jessica's many wonderful projects include podcasts and poetry. Links below! https://jessicalohafer.com/home https://www.specialladyday.com/ https://www.buzzsprout.com/544780 Contact Johnny Winjoe at: [email protected].

Johnny Winjoe's Radio Theatre Drama: Actual Wolves

May 10, 2022 08:00 - 30 minutes - 21.1 MB

Do you ever wonder how you would handle an unexpected, adverse, situation? Maybe you head up to a ski resort in Whistler, British Columbia. Maybe a snowstorm comes out of nowhere. Maybe the ski lift stalls and you're stuck in the air with a complete...stranger. Or, are they? CAST: Johnny Winjoe as Johnny Winjoe. The AMAZING Shanna Finnegan as Shae.

Classic Porch: Denim

April 22, 2022 07:00 - 10 minutes - 7.34 MB

Johnny remains absent so Producer Chad re-releases the classic Porch of Horrors episode, "Denim". Enjoy!!

Johnny Winjoe's 2022 MLB Preview Extravaganza

April 07, 2022 20:00 - 8 minutes - 6.08 MB

Baseball is back and better than ever! If you know the whereabouts of Johnny Winjoe, please send any pertinent information to [email protected]. We recently heard he spent some time on a ski lift in Whistler, British Columbia, which surprised the heck out of us.

Porch Of Horrors With Special Guest Caitlin Morris.

January 19, 2022 18:00 - 29 minutes - 20.3 MB

The world's foremost J.D. Bricker scholar, Caitlin Morris, joins Johnny on the Porch...Of Horrors with two very scary stories and some lovely banter. Johnny gets into the spirit and tells a scary story too! (It was originally going to be only available to our Patreon subscribers but Johnny didn't understand that concept so please enjoy it for free!) Check out Caitlin and Jessica's podcast, Special Lady Day, here: https://www.specialladyday.com/podcast-1 Check out Caitlin's story, Peaches,...

Johnny's Beach Picks: Fave Four Movies Of 2021

January 14, 2022 21:00 - 18 minutes - 13 MB

Far away from the Porch...Of Horrors, and deep into his vacation, Johnny Winjoe weighs in with his four favorite movies of 2021. (SPOILERS!)

Porch Of Horrors: Jane and Johnny On The Road!

November 06, 2021 17:00 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MB

On this very special episode of Johnny Winjoe's Porch Of Horrors, the amazing Jane Mitchell and Johnny are driving back from a gig when they find themselves engulfed in a torrential rainstorm. They wisely pull off to a small side road, stop the car, and recall a very scary story. Jane's hilarious comedy Substack, Yesterday's Horoscope, can be found here: https://yesterdayshoroscope.substack.com/ Yesterday's Horoscope's Instagram is here: https://www.instagram.com/yesterdayshoroscope/

Johnny Winjoe's Porch Of Horrors With Special Guest Jedediah Johnson (Adrien Converse)

October 31, 2021 07:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MB

Johnny welcomes young Jedediah Johnson to the Porch...Of Horrors. Jedediah has recently become a bit of a local celebrity. This episode is brought to you by FrugalFear. https://www.etsy.com/shop/FrugalFear?ref=shop_sugg

Porch Of Horrors With Special Guest Jedediah Johnson (Adrien Converse)

October 31, 2021 07:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MB

Johnny welcomes young Jedediah Johnson to the Porch...Of Horrors. Jedediah has recently become a bit of a local celebrity. This episode is brought to you by FrugalFear. https://www.etsy.com/shop/FrugalFear?ref=shop_sugg

Porch Of Horrors With Special Guest Jane Mitchell: That A Basket Such As This Would Go Unnoticed

May 08, 2021 23:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MB

The great Jane Mitchell divulges a deeply disturbing drama full of marital discord and deception on The Porch...Of Horrors. Please subscribe to Jane's amazing and hilarious writing here: https://yesterdayshoroscope.substack.com/ This episode is brought to you by buttons; as multifaceted as they are funky. Music composed and conducted by Alan Silvestri.

Johnny Winjoe's Porch Of Horrors With Special Guest Jane Mitchell: That A Basket Such As This Would Go Unnoticed

May 08, 2021 23:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MB

The great Jane Mitchell divulges a deeply disturbing drama full of marital discord and deception on The Porch...Of Horrors. Please subscribe to Jane's amazing and hilarious writing here: https://yesterdayshoroscope.substack.com/ This episode is brought to you by buttons; as multifaceted as they are funky. Music composed and conducted by Alan Silvestri.

Johnny Winjoe's Porch Of Horrors With Guest Hosts Jessica and Chad

April 10, 2021 11:00 - 43 minutes - 30.3 MB

Join guest hosts Jessica Lohafer and Chad Lind as they mention their most mortifying myths on The Porch...Of Horrors. The Neptunes remix of Sympathy For The Devil can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaqAIOFYcoA Johnny Winjoe will read your scary stories ON THE AIR if you send them to [email protected]! SEND HIM STORIES!!!

Porch Of Horrors With Guest Hosts Jessica and Chad

April 10, 2021 11:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MB

Join guest hosts Jessica Lohafer and Chad Lind as they mention their most mortifying myths on The Porch...Of Horrors. The Neptunes remix of Sympathy For The Devil can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaqAIOFYcoA Johnny Winjoe will read your scary stories ON THE AIR if you send them to [email protected]! SEND HIM STORIES!!!

Johnny Winjoe's Porch Of Horrors With Guests Gillian Myers And Marlene Rich

April 10, 2021 09:00 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MB

Join Johnny and comedian, writer, filmmaker, and entrepreneur, Gillian Myers along with legendary real estate mogul Marlene Rich as they confess their creepiest cliffhangers on The Porch...Of Horrors. This episode of The Porch...Of Horrors is brought to you by COMBOS baked snacks. Outro music composed by Ross Bugden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOrxwqvfD2E Send your spooky stories to: [email protected] mNtHfySKuIDYYWvdkOSJ

Porch Of Horrors With Guests Gillian Myers And Marlene Rich

April 10, 2021 09:00 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MB

Join Johnny and comedian, writer, filmmaker, and entrepreneur, Gillian Myers along with legendary real estate mogul Marlene Rich as they confess their creepiest cliffhangers on The Porch...Of Horrors. This episode of The Porch...Of Horrors is brought to you by COMBOS baked snacks. Outro music composed by Ross Bugden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOrxwqvfD2E Send your spooky stories to: [email protected] mNtHfySKuIDYYWvdkOSJ

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