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JMAA LIVE!

39 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

A podcast for the ultra-violent. http://jmaa.tv

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JMAA LIVE! Episode 40 - IDUBBBZ' GIRLFRIEND: The Simp Succubus

October 24, 2020 19:54 - 1 hour - 68 MB

In today's episode of JMAA LIVE! we sink deep into the depths of Hell to find out about the biggest succubus of them all! ANISA JOMHA, also known as "Idubbbz' Girlfriend", who's currently, as we said, Idubbbz' girlfriend. We'll see in this episode how deep we can get into the lustful nature of this unseductive demon. Anisa Jomha has a history of being the girlfriend of so many people, but not as notoriously as when she was with Idubbbz. Raised as a football fan because of her football boyfr...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 38 - THE GUNT OMEN: Ethan Ralph-Mary's Baby

October 10, 2020 20:02 - 1 hour - 79.7 MB

In today's episode of JMAA LIVE! we dwelve deep into the story of Ethan Ralph from The Ralph Retort and his recent fiance Faith Vickers, who had just recently had a pregnancy and a yet to be born baby. Will this baby be the child who will bring the Guntpocalypse? Will this baby be Satan's own hellspawn? Find out in this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. Socials: https://linktr.ee/JMAATV Ethan Ralph is the main host of the website The Ralph Retort and its podcast/livestream series The Kill...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 38 - DIDDLER DAX HERRERA: HIDE YO' KIDS!!

October 03, 2020 20:05 - 1 hour - 103 MB

In today's episode of JMAA LIVE! we investigate over recent findings of Dick Masterson AKA Dax Herrera involved in defending kiddie fiddler stuff, general degeneracy, overall stupidity and other of his lolcow shenanigans. Follow JuJu the Cow in his tomfuckery and enjoy the show! Dax Herrera, known online and publicly as Dick Masterson, is the host of The Dick Show and ex-host of the Biggest Show in the Universe with his co-host and business partner George Ouzounian, known online as Maddox. ...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 37 - We're back!? Yes we do (FuzhouYT)

September 26, 2020 19:38 - 1 hour - 128 MB

Back to the JMAA LIVE podcast! Britbong drama and H3H3, karma, the Ethan Ralph situation, game recommendations, and more in this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast, with special guest FuzhouYT.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 36 - The Cringe Intensifies...

March 07, 2020 17:05 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

Valorant, Coronavirus, Nick Fuentes cringe, the catboy fucked Nick Fuentes and more this week on the JMAA LIVE Podcast. This is a very special podcast in particular, I could tell, because there's not too many talking points in this one, but we dedicated a whole segment of the podcast not only to the Coronavirus Watch, but also to Nick Fuentes, a man who's apparently an entire festival of cringe. How so? He's been a complete embarrassment on CPAC recently, and I couldn't avoid looking away a...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 35 - L.Ape Meltdown

March 02, 2020 20:03 - 1 hour - 71.1 MB

Suspended on Mailchimp, really bad Duke Nukem impressions, baboons escaping, anime turns you gay, Hotwheels getting BTFO, the OnlyFans leak and more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. Sorry for the late upload of this episode, turns out the artist who was gonna make the cover for this podcast episode didn't turn out in time for the podcast cover, so I had to make a temporary one for the time being. Somehow though, I managed to nail the Duke Nukem impressions, despite me s...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 34 - Oniondependence Day

February 22, 2020 17:24 - 1 hour - 61.7 MB

ONIONDEPENDENCE DAY, the day I cut ties with MrBTFO, Kathy Zhu getting banned, Mike Bloomberg memes, another mass shooting, Twitter factcheckers, Hollywood purity test AI, a midget getting bullied and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. ONIONDEPENDENCE DAY IS HERE, a special day so special that even MrBTFO came to my stream to say hi! Not long before he started getting bullied in the stream chat as per usual. As always, Britbong, keep seething. Even if I only get to talk about you onc...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 33 - TIME TO RISE UP

February 15, 2020 19:44 - 1 hour - 68.1 MB

Joker winning the Oscars, Birds of Prey bombs, mother defiles her dead child's corpse on VR, crows on China, monkeys reached the Stone Age, Yang Gang is over, Scandinavians are not white according to SAS, some kid bought a MrBTFO tshirt like a moron, and more this week at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. One thing that I forgot to mention in this podcast is the resurgence of the Projekt Melody Chaturbate bot who's smashing camgirls over. This combined with the Joker shit and the Birds of Prey flop, ...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 32 - The Brexit Special (a.k.a TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES)

February 08, 2020 20:14 - 1 hour - 70.7 MB

Running away from Bitwave, Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash, Derrick (not a fish) banned from YouTube, Chris Hansen needs to pay, the UK FINALLY leaves the EU with Brexit, Baby Peanut, Coronavirus collapses the whole globalist economy, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. OK, bit of a disclaimer here: there has been some technical difficulties here. I think I left the PC running for too long here, because quite frankly the PC was freezing over for a goo...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 31 - From Our Cold DEAD Hands and Dicks

January 25, 2020 18:35 - 1 hour - 65.6 MB

The whole Virginia protests thing, the Chinese coronavirus, MrBTFO is boring and nobody can tell, a Chinese PUBG mobile contest, Boogie2988 faking being swatted and hacked, the Dick Masterson dilemma, a lesson in bad publicity, Brexit and more this week at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. Look, Dick, I'm just gonna tell ya, I don't think you wanna hear this, maybe it'll get you upset, maybe it will be your doom, maybe it will rock your senses, but I'm gonna say it this once and only once: I'm not f...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 30 - Morituri Te Salutant

January 18, 2020 20:12 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

We were supposed to have bloodsports but instead Spookytube had TheEyeDoctor pussy out, Onision sues Chris Hansen, Joker at the Oscars, Jessica Yaniv beats down a journalist, Boogie2988 eating a dog, Twitch thot eating boogers, Greta Thunberg has pajeets posting for her, Putin probably resignating, living in pods, working in wagie cagies and more on this week at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. I expected to have a nice IBS match in here between Spookytube Talks vs TheEyeDoctor here, but apparently ...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 29 - World War M (for Manlet)

January 11, 2020 19:32 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

Britbong being Britbong as usual, WWIII is going on, deleted WWIII memes, Trump taking adderall, Sam Hyde suspended on Twitter, Australia bushfire charities, AI generated films, an ad banned for promoting the patriarchy, feminist DC movies and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. How long do we need to keep fighting useless middle east wars for Israel? I have no idea, but at this point it's getting pretty obvious already. We seriously need to focus on stop sucking up to Israel so much,...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 28 - Tri-Hard New Year

January 04, 2020 20:28 - 1 hour - 107 MB

It's the roaring 20's again, India's a superpower, MaximillianMus grooming kids, Spoony being fat and a lost soul, the Texas Church Shooting 2.0, the REAL GAMER, Matt Jarbo lawyering up, the Impossible Whopper that turns you into a woman, the dreaded n-word, a game with the Y2K bug in 2020, WWIII started and more this week on this episode of JMAA LIVE! It should be no strange that MaximillianMus is really a big fucking weirdo. Not only getting people to eat shit or shove pencils up their......

JMAA LIVE! Episode 27 - Krampus is Coming to Town

December 21, 2019 19:49 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

The Dame Pesos and Myroom Records drama, PewDiePie taking a break and deletus his Twitter, TommyC pussying out from the Killstream bloodsports with JMAA, a full-on retrospective of JMAA TV for 2019, the toilet that makes you uncomfortable, Trump impeached, JK Rowling being eaten alive by SJWs, Virginia wants to take away their guns, a memelord, Ben Shapiro and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. Christmas 2019 is the gift that keeps on giving, from the YouTube new TOS going on that wi...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 26 - The Song of Hunting and Killing

December 16, 2019 15:31 - 1 hour - 73.2 MB

Kpop is for homosexuals, Britbong visited by police, the YouTube purge, another MASS SHOOTING, MTV oy-veying Nick Fuentes, Tommy C CHALLENGED, Labour lost, the new game from the Bad Guys, the Game Awards 2019 and much more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. Ok: bit of a disclaimer here, tons of dead air in here, since I was such a fucking RETARD I FORGOT TO TURN ON THE DESKTOP AUDIO FOR THE WHOLE PODCAST. I guess it's what happens when I refuse to read chat for a whole hour and a half of ...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 25 - Soothsayer of the Tubes

December 07, 2019 21:36 - 1 hour - 83.9 MB

Susan Wojcicki telling lies for 60 Minutes, re-education camps for redpilled YouTube staff, thinking is white supremacy, videogames that bash Drumpf, Owen Benjamin banned from YouTube, a brazillian fuck claiming thousands of game videos on YouTube, and more this week on the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. YouTube is fucking doomed. I called it. It is written, ever since I made all those crazy predictions in my book, I knew certainly that at some point they were gonna become true. And it didn't disappoi...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 24 - Bad Guys, Watcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?

December 01, 2019 09:03 - 1 hour - 73.4 MB

Britbong too scared for the Killstream and is going to prison, anal sunbathing, Borat does his impersonation of an ADL jew, Disney is not your friend, a cartoon from a mentally unstable woman makes its rounds to fame, Onision freaking out, No Nut November, a Hentai Nazi game and more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. On regards to that little manlet known as Britbong or MrBTFO, I'd say he's getting into too much big boy trouble recently. I mean, what does it take for the ...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 23 - Your Brain on Poo Biden

November 23, 2019 20:19 - 1 hour - 76.2 MB

Banned on DLive and interacting poorly with the Bitwave.tv viewers, the Tesla Cybertruck, a new Half-Life VR game with a lousy female protagonist, FOX trademarking my favourite meme, Epstein guards arrested, UK boring in politics, Google Stadia is a massive failure and it should be, anal cancer, Biden has got poo brain, The Game Awards nominees and much more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. Let me tell you that this experience on Bitwave.tv has been soulfillingly GORGEOU...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 22 - The Bad Optics Show

November 16, 2019 19:58 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

Nick Fuentes owning the conservatards EPIC GAMER STYLE, TPUSA hoes being mad, nazi turtles, eating in California is illegal apparently, the usefulness of Merkel Legos, Pokemon games that wipe out all your game data like a ransomware, politics are for stupid people with dyslexia, predicting a 2020 Trump victory, Death Stranding and much more this week on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. Nick Fuentes is just fucking killing it recently, and all I say is keep going man. If you want some...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 21 - Cry me a river

November 09, 2019 20:03 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

Expensive videogames, Richard Spencer saying the k-word, Britbong being a soy-filled beta crybaby bitch, everyone's getting banned on YouTube, matzo breads, Blizzard game flops, Blizzard lore incongruencies, PayPal supporting pedophiles on PornHub, how I fucked a hooker when I was 12, and much more on this episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. Let me say this straight: expensive videogames, the $60-$70 tier ones, should be outlawed. No joke. I don't care how much you spend on making these, if ...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 20 - Halloween Hangover Glowing in the Dark

November 02, 2019 20:35 - 1 hour - 73.8 MB

The Halloween experience, clown costume shenanigans, Epstein didn't kill himself BIG SURPRISE, a satanic CIA cult of pedophile child sex abusers, Nick Fuentes and the Groypers invading Turning Point USA and all its shenanigans, all Israeli embassies are shutting down and we're nearing for the apocalypse, a jewtuber buys himself a Bel-Air mansion, manlets gonna cause mass shootings in the UK, men are funnier than women, a 15 year old who can't stop being horny on Twitter without her parents s...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 19 - The unfunny banshees and ghouls

October 26, 2019 19:01 - 1 hour - 73.8 MB

Halloween shenanigans, the San Sebastian Horror Film Festival full with reactions and reviews of trailers and stuff, ADL kvetching at Iceland, how a dating site locks my credit card, asian blowjobs are the best, crazy transgender pedophiles losing courts, everyone forgetting about Epstein, predicting a Facebook pozzing Uber, women under 30 waste their time with casual sex, unfunny women of color comedians, Disney self-promoting, exhuming Spanish dictators, Chinese computer people at Clash Ro...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 18 - On Manlet-Eating Blobs

October 19, 2019 19:15 - 1 hour - 76.3 MB

JMAA on the Dick Show, Fortnite's near-death experience, transgender people, a new Postal game where you look for blowjobs for pay, manlets raging in jealousy over poop-eaters, a new video and song by EmptyHero on a certain manlet, a cuck's slimey bedroom, sentient blobs, untitled goose games and their Reddit-tier memes, Hong Kong protests might be a CIA psyops, black Mundane Matt, 90's video game installers and much more on this weekly episode of the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. Check out the lives...

JMAA LIVE! Episode 17 - SOLO TIME

October 12, 2019 19:13 - 1 hour - 110 MB

The Joker movie, the Cuck movie, mainstream media and mass shootings, the Uncanny Valley of Interesting, a jew doing discount Christchurch, a spanish Cuphead ripoff, jews in a Jim Henson Netflix show, the vape ban, angry enviromentalist autistic kids, Belle Delphine, the Lich King Blizzard finally dies to China, and Trump with a Twitch channel. All of this and more at the JMAA LIVE! Podcast. With cohosts nobody, because this time it's solo, baby.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 16 - Epstein's Toilet Mystery

August 24, 2019 19:45 - 1 hour - 155 MB

Britbong owned again, Epstein Toilet, more Epstein shenanigans, Google leaks about toothpaste, Ion Fury, Chaingunners or Revenants, the world first ever guy to 100% kills on TNT Evilution MAP15, Carlos Maza, Mumkey Jones' sextape, memorial for Terry A. Davis and Richard "Beebo" Russell and more. With cohosts ThesaurusBoy, Pufi and an anonymous guest

JMAA LIVE! Episode 15 - A Story To Remember

August 10, 2019 19:09 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Britbong gets cucked by JMAA and MaximillianMus, Jessica Yaniv, Mixer trolls, 8chan shutting down, the El Paso shooting, DOOM with DRM, Steve-O redpills, the TF2 economy crash, journalists doxed and more. Featuring Killroy and Coolguy

JMAA LIVE! Episode 14 - Girl Gamers Rise Up!

July 27, 2019 19:36 - 1 hour - 111 MB

Waxing balls for trans people, Hyojin and ImAllexx on the Slazo situation, the Cats movie, the antifa ICE bomber, and more. Featuring cohosts Clive and EmptyHero.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 13 - We Want To Believe

July 13, 2019 19:18 - 1 hour - 75.9 MB

Konstantin being a traitor, Belle Delphine's Gamer Girl Water, Area 51 raiders, manlets, pranksters tampering supermarket products, and more. With cohosts Hoshi, Jacob, bo_x, and Mitrophan

JMAA LIVE! Episode 12 - Bathtub Time

June 29, 2019 19:25 - 1 hour - 81.6 MB

Jonathan Ross on the stream! Lootboxes, eating a raw egg on stream, DLive suspended, Etika, 5G and more. With cohosts Konstantin, jeytr, Kopyboat, nep and EmptyHero. With guests Jonathan Ross and Killroy.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 11 - We thought this was the E3 2019 podcast

June 22, 2019 20:14 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Tiny bit of E3 2019, Jon Stewart, Slazo's rape allegations, Rammstein, a Super Mario Bros Battle Royale browser game that's now DMCA'd by Nintendo, YouTube psyops, and more With cohosts jeytr, Kopyboat and EmptyHero

JMAA LIVE! Episode 10 - Into The Trash It Goes

June 08, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 64.4 MB

The manlet has been banned on YouTube! XBox shampoo, straight pride day, MacPro the Great Cheesegrater, pumpin' muscles with the dumbells, tattoos and more! With cohosts Konstantin, jeytr and Kopy

JMAA LIVE! Episode 9 - UKIP of AKKAD special

June 01, 2019 19:07 - 1 hour - 71.8 MB

UKIP losing, Konstantin's and jeytr's trip to Italy, peacocks and chickpeas, the Virginia Beach shooting, gambling and more. With cohosts Konstantin, jeytr and ItzStarz

JMAA LIVE! Episode 8 - 8 out of 88

May 18, 2019 19:29 - 1 hour - 73.1 MB

A live reading of Siege, Soph getting molested by Joe Bernstein, Chris Chan on Google Maps, Arnold Schwarzenegger getting kicked by a black guy, Sargon's debate on the BBC, the Batwoman movie, eating butter sticks and more. With cohosts Konstantin, jeytr, Kopyboat and Rocket3.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 7 - DRINK!

May 11, 2019 19:37 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

Denver shooting and the American school system downward spiral, debating ass or titties, finding JMAA on Google StreetView, ProJared cheating on his wife, Sargon running for PM at the UK, Pepsiman turning jews into Pepsi and more at this episode of JMAA LIVE! With cohosts jeytr and Konstantin

JMAA LIVE! Episode 6 - Fresh Beef

May 04, 2019 19:51 - 1 hour - 98.8 MB

Talking about obscure and rare lolcows of a wide variety, YouTube detrimenting mental health, white noise entertainment bread and circus, Sargon running for UKIP and more. With cohosts Konstantin, Kopyboat, jeytr and spooce.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 4 - The 20th

April 20, 2019 19:18 - 1 hour - 76.4 MB

4/20, weed lmao, Hitler, gun control, Britbong's (MrBTFO) mom comes to the podcast, Notre Dame burning and much more. With cohosts ExploitEngineer, jeytr, Kopy, Konstantin, Rocket3 and AlexanderEgg (ItzStarz), and guest EmptyHero as Britbong’s mom and co.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 3 - StarF*ckers Coffee

April 13, 2019 19:33 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

Wolfenstein: Youngblood, Starbucks, Starbucks coffee machines, gay ops and the ACTUAL BRITBONG coming to the stream *wink wink* and MUCH MORE. With cohosts Mildreder, jeytr, ExploitEngineer, Rocket3 and special guest MrBTFO

JMAA LIVE! Episode 2 - Navy Seals, HURRAH!

April 06, 2019 19:15 - 1 hour - 66.8 MB

More of Britbong's downward spiral into insanity, Internet Stolen Valor, Hollywood shenanigans, Hollywood communism and... is JMAA chinese? All with cohosts Konstantin, jeytr, Mildreder and Kopyboat.

JMAA LIVE! Episode 1 - I LIVE AGAIN!

March 23, 2019 20:37 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

The story of the absence of JMAA LIVE, Britbong's shenanigans, silicone onions, silicone injecting furries and spergs raging on Discord. And more. This is the return of the Ultra-Violent live at jmaa.tv

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