First Guest! - Kenzie

My guest Kenzie and I talk about the interesting junior year of high school she's had. I also prosecute, convict, and sentence her to death for crimes we still have not established. We had lots of fun and we force you to endure some inside jokes but mostly outside jokes. Not featured on the podcast, because it happened during the intro music, we danced and *vibed* in our seats to loosen up. She makes fun of my lack of professionalism and crude podcast equipment manangement and tries to distract me by using weird words like 'swag' as if I've never heard them before. We love each other very much, too. (story: the image displayed for the podcast is her doodle of me and her while sitting at church one sunday. I said, "that looks cool. I know that's you, but who's the guy?". She said, "oh, that's if you were thin and a hipster with better hair.")

BIG THANK YOU to our non-sponsor of the week, "Toilet Paper", because without it we'd be in a very messy situation. Also a big kudos to anyone who had stock in toilet paper 2 months ago and had that "I just KNOW this investment will come in handy one day" feeling. Well, now we all wish we were you...