The trial of the Millenium of Aftermath/The Willenium is listening to Jaxilly’s coverage of VERITAS. Court is now in session, and Jack and witnesses Barm and Kevin Young (Reopening the Wormhole) swear to tell the veritas, the whole veritas, and nothing but the veritas about their feelings on… Veritas.  Whether that means spilling the eels on Jack’s ice cube problem, digestion tips, memes, Bill and Ted, Eric Bana’s career, Bugle Boy, Lars von Trier’s filmography, The Good Place, Tokyo Disney Sea, the bird family of anatidae, or Kurtwood Smith, so be it.  Sake ni shinjitsu.