about Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.

These lyrics might come in handy. You’ve been warned.  

It's like Shakespeare  

But with lots more punching  

It's like Goethe  

But with lots more crushing  

Like Titanic  

But the boat's still floating  

No it's not!  

The motherfucking boat is exploding!  

NEXTWAVE!  

NEXTWAVE!  

Dirk Anger  

Is one crazy mamma-jamma  

He leads HATE  

Sitting around in his pretty pink pyjamas  

HATE was formed  

By the Beyond Corporation  

Purposely  

To bring about catastrophic devastation!  

NEXTWAVE!  

NEXTWAVE!  

Do you want a haircut?  

The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out  

Do you need a toothbrush?  

The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one  

Do you have a step-son?   

The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out  

Do you see a monster?  

Or a pirate?  

Electric emu?  

A giant sky-rat?  

A midget Hitler?!  

Or Pontius Pilate!  

Don't call your mom or your doctor,  

Just pick up the phone and call!  

NEXTWAVE! Wooawoaah  

NEXTWAVE!  

Give us a Nextwave roll call!  

MONICA!  

Is gonna microwave your ass!  

TABBY!  

Is gonna steal all your stuff!  

AARON!  

Is going to organise your sock drawer!  

ELSA!  

Is gonna speak with an accent!  

THE CAPTAIN!  

His name is The Captain!  

NEXTWAVE!  

NEXTWAVE!  

NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...  

NEXTWAVE!  

For God's sake, somebody call Nextwave...  

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