It's Not Casablanca

Spider-Man: Homecoming

This podcast also does whatever a spider can, though perhaps not as well as this movie.

Wonder Woman

Well, that's a pleasant surprise. Mostly.

Alien: Covenant

Michael Fassbender and Ridley Scott are great? Well, that's a shocker.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

For those counting, it took about 40 seconds.

The Fate of the Furious

Our first release-day episode! Thanks, Thursday night screenings!

John Wick Chapter 2

If Keanu Reeves and Common shooting at each other through a crowded Greenwich Village subway station doesn't do it for you, well, what are we even doing here?

La La Land

Stop listening to this ridiculous podcast and go watch the best movie of the year. Of a lot of years. A LOT of years.

Rogue One

Insert... Star Wars joke... here? Is there something useful to even say in this space?

Arrival

Doctor Strange

Benedict Cumberbatch does magic stuff. It's pretty neat. Also there's a bad guy, sort of, a little, because it's a Marvel movie.

Hell or High Water

"Hey, I've got an idea. Let's make a neo-Western crime movie with Captain Kirk and the Dude." Someone had that thought, and that someone is a GODDAMNED GENIUS.

Jason Bourne

Hey, kid! Do you love those Jason Bourne movies? Well have we got a surprise for you!

The Infiltrator

Bryan Cranston is pretty good. You probably knew that already; just thought we'd repeat it for funsies.

Ghostbusters (2016)

Who you gonna call? Kate McKinnon, that's who. For anything and everything.

Independence Day: Resurgence

Oh wow is this movie awful. Not even an attempt at witty banter here. Its badness will knock your socks off.

X-Men: Apocalypse

In which Poe Dameron and Macbeth fight... uh... I actually can't think of really anything else that James McAvoy is particularly famous for. Band of Brothers? Sure. Fassbender was in that too, you know!

The Nice Guys

Hey kids, do you like Russell Crowe? Do you like Ryan Gosling? You don't? Then get the fuck out. There's no place for you here.

Captain America: Civil War

Disney owns all these things now, right? You kind of wanted Luke Skywalker to show up and say "civil war? Is it a GALACTIC civil war? Meh. Not that impressive." And then Cap says, "we have Robert Downey Junior." Then the real war starts. Over Robert Downey Junior.

Keanu

Key and Peele, the world's cutest cat, and Method Man reprising his role from the Wire. We really don't know what the hell else you want.

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Hey kids! Do you hate fun? Then have we got the movie for you.

Deadpool

In honor of our movie's subject, we're not even going to try to be talkative here.

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

We break all the rules for Star Wars in a special extra-long show. Well, there's really only two rules, but we do break both of them.

Spotlight

Let's see how delicately we can put this: holy shit this movie is amazing.

Spectre

DAH DAH DAH DAH, DAH DAH DAH! Sorry, all I can think of is the James Bond Theme over and over again. Because this movie is so awesome.

Bridge of Spies

Anyone else think feel like before it was a Spielberg movie "Bridge of Spies" sounds like it would have been a hair-metal power ballad? "On a BRIIIIIIIIIIDGE... of SPIIIIII-EEEE-IIIIIIEEEEESS!"   Just me?

Crimson Peak

It's like a riddle: if you make a ghost movie that doesn't really have anything to do with ghosts, will people hate it? (Spoiler: god let's hope so.)

The Martian

MATT DAMON! GET YOUR ASS TO MARS! Wait. You already did. That's the problem. Carry on.

Fantastic Four

Chicaaaaaago, Chicaaaaago, that toddlin' town... What, sorry, I was singing old Sinatra songs to take my mind off this tire fire of a movie.

Mister Holmes

New podcast contest: some sort of silly non-prize to the best person who can come up with a spelling for that noise that Ian McKellen makes. Also, hey, Sherlock Holmes is fun.

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make a good Mission Impossible movie when your name isn't Brian DePalma or Brad Bird.   It is called Mission IMPOSSIBLE, mind.

Ant Man

We started working on this podcast 10 years ago and somehow it STILL isn't finished.

Terminator: Genisys

You know, at some point, there's only so many robots you can send back in time.

Jurassic World

You wouldn't think the word "offensive" would get thrown around so many times as regards a movie about dinosaurs. And yet, here we are.

Mad Max: Fury Road

The return of Max Rockatansky brings the first true split decision to our fair podcast, and it's a 29-28/29-28/30-27 humdinger. Nobody in the movie wears seatbelts and neither did we, and those were mistakes.

Avengers: Age of Ultron

We finally get around to seeing Joss Whedon's little indie remake of Pinocchio. It goes pretty well, all things considered.

Furious 7

It's about family.

Jupiter Ascending

Jupiter Ascending is what you get when you take really bad acid, and then fall down a flight of stairs, and then make a movie.

Birdman

It turns out that ignorance does in fact have some unexpected virtues, one of which is deciphering Alejandro Innaritu's Birdman. We mean deciphering in the fun way. That's a thing, right?

American Sniper

Spoiler: Bradley Cooper and Clint Eastwood are really, really, really good. (This, admittedly, is not much of a spoiler.)

The Gambler

It turns out that we do not, in fact, know when to fold them. Which is why we saw the deeply-flawed remake of The Gambler starring Mark Wahlberg. And why we make that joke. Yeah, we know. We apologize.

Foxcatcher

We return from our hiatus with our first discussion of a holiday prestige release: Foxcatcher. Why Foxcatcher? Because even though we both love history, we often ignore it.

Interstellar

After one abortive attempt we finally managed to see Interstellar in its entirety and can confirm that it is, in fact, a movie. Anything beyond that is probably speculation.

Nightcrawler

Jake Gyllenhaal does what he does best - be really weird and really good. Thankfully he does them at the same time in Nightcrawler, Dan "Not Tony" Gilroy's ode to Los Angeles. 

Dracula Untold

Dracula recast as a tragic hero. Sure, that can be a thing, why the hell not? Dracula Untold both asks and answers that question.

Gone Girl

David Fincher brings what we'll diplomatically call his unique perspective to the film adaptaion of Gillian Flynn's bestseller. Also we record a podcast before we settle on a title for it. Spoilers ho! (Also adult language.)