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IT JUST MAKES SEN$E

178 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 8 ratings

If you're looking for expert analysis on sports gambling... go somewhere else! If you want a good laugh and hear guys bicker about sports, you've come to the right place. Plus, the loser of each week's episode gets punished! Come for the laughs, stay for the punishments! Relish in our misery!

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Episodes

NCAA Tournament & Ohtani The Gambling Man & A Risk Free Investment & How Times Have Changed & America’s Team

March 25, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.7 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Braxton is heartbroken over Oregon’s loss in 2OT to Creighton  7:25 — The guys went to a sports book to watch the games, Miguel loved the in-person betting experience; should we go to Vegas to bet?  17:40 — Reminiscing about the good old days and how times have changed; what would you have to buy to rack up an $8k cabana tab?  24:05 — Miami Marlins are selling an all-you-can-eat seat to upcoming games 26:00 — John Calipari’s strategy is old, tired and something’s got to g...

March Madness & Disturbing Phallic Bracket Trend & Toot Your Horn & Tribute to Pat & Honeymoon’s Over

March 21, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 68 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Peter’s tribute to Pat 6:20 — Braxton returns from his honeymoon in Italy, recaps the trip; best bite, why he ate bbq, popular foods and drinks  21:50 — March Madness is here! Pepsi & DraftKings teaming up to give someone $100k if they get every game wrong; why this might be our most successful year with brackets 27:30 — Did NCAA committee get it right? Which teams got snubbed? Why some conferences were favored, others not; how are First Four teams determined? Virginia in ...

NFL free agency & Kirk Cousins Vikings 2.0 & Comeback Delilah & Studio Gangsters & Complaining Saban

March 14, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Jordan Ray returns to the show; what niche have you leaned into?  10:25 — Dahlilah is making a comeback & Gramma’s Down with the Sickness  20:50 — Duke vs. North Carolina: Blue Devils are ‘soft’; LSU vs. SC WBB brawl  26:30 — What makes a player great? How much should championships play into it? Is Kyrie Irving better than Damian Lillard? What is a ‘studio gangster’?  32:55 — Kirk Cousins signs with Falcons: Vikings 2.0? Why pay an aging QB when you could have had a young...

Farewell Jason Kelce & Ride Away Russell Wilson & House Hunters & Haiti to See It & Recycled Redneck Names

March 07, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

0:00 — Welcome! People Peter knows keeps trying to buy his house… should he say anything to them after not accepting their offer?  6:15 — Haiti in a state of emergency after massive prison break of dangerous criminals; Peter is terrified to accidentally end up in prison  11:30 — List of words that would be cute baby names if they didn’t already mean something else; what names that will be popular in 20 years and who will inspire it? 20:25 — Russell Wilson cut by Broncos; Sean Payton wins ...

Storm the Court & NFL Combine Calamity & Insufferable Pickleballers & Strict Diet of Blow

February 29, 2024 09:00 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

0:00 — Welcome! A big announcement! Changes coming to IJMS, Braxton preparing for his honeymoon in Italy 10:40 — Best place to drink a beer odds 15:20 — Pickleball has grown exponentially in popularity… are Pickleball people insufferable? 18:40 — Would you rather hit a hole in one or cash a $5k parlay? 25:50 — Court storming takes the court storming world… by storm; should it be allowed and can anything reasonable be done? 41:40 — NFL combine… is it worth it? Should its participants cha...

Raise the All-Star Stakes & Theft and Taxes & Black Market Value & Wedding Gaugers & Boots with the Fur & Hot Dog Yell

February 23, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Peter Facebook stalked Braxton’s sister 6:30 — Miguel pays off his taxes; the IRS is asking people to report illegal activity and theft as income  10:10 — Braxton tells the story about how he got someone he went to jail with who bought him ‘stuff’ on the black market 15:15 — The price for a wedding these days is insane  22:30 — Is there any ambiguity as to what ‘boots with the fur’ actually means?  24:55 — Braxton is convinced Peter is the ‘guy with a podcast’  28:35 — ...

Super Bowl Recap & Chiefs Champs & Usher, Baby & Bears Big Decision & Mormon Horror Stories & Valentine’s Day & Cricket Couch

February 15, 2024 18:00 - 1 hour - 71.4 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Braxton talks about Mormon missions and how much influence you have on where you’re sent; do people have a quota to convert people?  10:15 — There’s a lot of similarities to things that happened in 2020 to what’s happening in 2024 13:15 — Peter got a new TV for the Super Bowl, apparently didn’t get one that was big enough and had to take it back to get a new one  16:15 — Miguel tells the story about his college house that involved a slough of irresponsible purchases and a ...

Super Bowl Preview & Prop Bets & Vegas Will Win & Poopy Pants & Failure to Comp & Big Cheeseburger Guy

February 08, 2024 03:00 - 1 hour - 74.4 MB

0:00 — Welcome!  07:30 — Braxton is back from Mexico and tells the story about how he pooped his pants; Peter steps on a screw at an all-inclusive and fails in his attempt to get comp’d  32:40 — Big Cheeseburger guy Andy Reid shares his favorite cheeseburgers; have you had the best version of a type of food?  47:50 — Gentlemen’s Dinner for Gentlemen led to a near blackout night for the guys  50:45 — Super Bowl Preview: Vegas will win… but what does that mean? Patrick Mahomes as an underd...

Ravens Flail & Detroit Lions Demoralized & Taylor Swift Hatred & Analytics Lie & 49ers vs. Chiefs Super Bowl Gut Reaction

February 01, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

0:00 — Welcome! 10:30 — Miguel was influenced with all the talks about Applebees; which never ending food promotion is best?  16:20 — Woman accidentally sends cringe video to man she was crushing on… have you ever done that? 20:50 — WE WON A BET! AFC and NFC Championship game yielded a nice return for the IJMS crew  23:30 — AFC Championship Game recap: Hate Taylor Swift? Get over it!  26:30 — Chiefs dared Lamar Jackson to beat them and he couldn’t; perplexing decisions by Ravens; Chiefs...

Reserve the Ribs & Nickelback’s Greatest Hits & Jail Stories & Doc Rivers to Bucks & Immature Basketball & NFL Playoffs

January 25, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

0:00 — Welcome!!!  5:15 — If you had to listen to just one band again, would you choose Hinder or Nickelback? Radio jingles used to go so hard; Miguel applies 16:15 — Braxton shares more stories from jail; what TV shows were available; could jail be a good reset?  24:45 — NFL Playoffs: Divisional Round recap; Patrick Mahomes can dominate anywhere; Baltimore continues to be dominant; Conspiracy theories abound with Chiefs in AFC Championship; Cause for concern with 49ers after struggling w...

Snowpacalypse & Applebees Date Night & Coaching Carousel & NFL Playoffs

January 20, 2024 06:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

On this week's episode, the guys talk about the extreme weather that delayed the podcast record. Do the guys think they could survive a 'Day After Tomorrow' or a zombie apocalypse? Would they want to?  Also, Applebees is running a special date night promo card worth $200?  Plus, the guys reprise Miguel's Tyler Hansbrough birthday message from the Live Show. And the guys dig into the NFL Playoffs and where Bill Belichick will end up and why it's not the Cowboys. 

IJMS Live Show!!! End of an era for Nick Saban, Pete Carroll, Bill Belichick & CFP Championship & Jim Harbaugh's Decision & NFL Playoffs

January 12, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

Thanks to everyone who came out for the IJMS Live Show at Jimmy's presented by Stoli! Thanks for packing the house! We had an amazing time with all of you!  On this week's show, we talked the end of an era for head coaches, the recent firings in the NFL, recapping the College Football Playoff Championship, what will Jim Harbaugh do and who will replace Nick Saban (we recorded this before we knew about Dan Lanning's future). Also, we dove into the NFL playoffs and more!  Congrats to Sean f...

CFP Lives Up to Billing & Bring It Back & Get Away With Murder & Let a Naysayer Know & NFL Playoff Scenarios & No You Dummy

January 04, 2024 07:00 - 1 hour - 75.6 MB

NOTE: Be sure to come out to our Live Show on Wednesday, January 10th at 6pm at Jimmy's Sports Bar & Grill; 3017 SW Multnomah Blvd, Portland, OR 97219; Free Blazers Tickets, Drink Specials and more! 0:00 — Welcome!  06:10 — What do you wish would come back in 2024? Collectibles, analog contests and flip phones top the list; bring bullying back?  18:40 — Getting away with murder is really hard now; back in the day, it must have been so much easier… are there more murderers or porn stars i...

CFP Preview & Chiefs Dynasty Downfall & Wide Open MVP & Angry Canadian Tuxedo & Photo Album Nostalgia & Accidental Dip Spit & Squirt Ya

December 27, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 78.8 MB

0:00 — Welcome! 4:40 — Peter tells the story of his run-in with an angry old man in a Canadian Tuxedo  13:55 — Favorite gifts and memories from Christmas  19:50 — Where have all the photo albums gone? How will we be able to memorialize our generation?   26:25 — IJMS Year in Review  36:20 — Weird things in sports… why do football players have someone squirt water vs. taking a drink themselves? Why do MLB managers wear the entire uniform? 44:00 — Peter is upset at the Pop Tart Bowl Troph...

Fighting Christmas Spirit & DJ Play a Christmas Song & Creepy Polar Express & Mirror Image Eagles & Chiefs Fraud Alert

December 21, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 77.2 MB

0:00— Welcome! How you know you’re poor; Christmas outing recap; Peter doesn’t understand the concept of belly dancing  11:05 — Peter plans to learn Popping and Locking for the IJMS Live Show on January 10th  13:25 — Christmas Vacation ruined and Christmas movies that suck; Peter thinks Polar Express is creepy; DJ Play a Christmas Song; Does Mariah Carey still got it? 28:45 — Aaron Rodgers isn’t coming back despite signaling it was a possibility 36:00 — Kadarius Toney is driving Patrick ...

Tommy Devito & Unsexy Heisman & Confidence in Cowboys & The Truman Show & Cry Chiefs Cry & Buttcheeks and Grundle

December 14, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 67.6 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Have you ever thought you were on the Truman Show?  11:45 — Girl breaks up with a guy… for being a guy; girl friend zones guy on the kiss cam; you don’t want to be too good at being average    20:40 — Kadarius Toney offsides; Chiefs look like a bunch a babies for blaming the refs when KT has found so many ways to lose the Chiefs games; what if refs didn’t call offsides and what the reaction would have been; concern over the Chiefs WR corps and feeling things unraveling  33...

CFP Snub & Not the Only Idiots & Fake Outrage & Worst Timing Award & Heartbreaking Loss & Uncharacteristic Mistakes & Play Your Game

December 07, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Big announcement! 5:50 - Braxton recaps his trip to Salt Lake City where he sat courtside for a Blazers-Jazz game 20:20 — ‘Expert’ analysis could not be more wrong from this guy talking about the TNF game between the Cowboys and Seahawks  23:50 — Ime Udoka and LeBron James spat over Udoka using the word ‘bitch’ 32:30 — Florida State snubbed from the CFP… did the committee get it right, though? Why the committee chose Alabama and Texas and what mistakes did they make keepi...

WolfOfWalshStrt & Family, Football and Gambling & Sweet Yamz & CFP Doomsday Scenarios & Seeing the Fields & American Dream Firing

November 30, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Hypothetical: You get $100M, but you have to rewatch your entire life back with your family  6:20 — Thanksgiving recap; Sweet Yamz 13:30 — Welcome WolfOfWalshStrt! 15:15 — PAC-12 Championship Game Preview 21:40 — College Football Playoff Scenarios 34:05 — NFL betting favorites/busters Super Bowl Predictions 49:15 — Has Justin Fields gotten a fair shake or is he the real problem? 1:05:05 — More PAC-12 Championship Preview, bets 1:08:25 — SEC Championship Preview, Colle...

Welcome Back Caleb Smith & Rivalry Week & Cranberry Sauce Hate & Convoluted CFP & Perception vs. Reality vs. Mentality

November 23, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 69.8 MB

0:00 — Welcome back Caleb Smith! 8:20 — Overrated things about Thanksgiving; will Millenials get stop doing turkey at Thanksgiving? A lot of hate toward cranberry sauce 13:00 — Boyz II Men/Chilis collab? How do we feel about Applebees? What is the worst fast food deli sandwich?  23:15 — Caleb Smith recalls greatest memories as an OSU Beaver; what is it like when fans rush the field? Which fans are the worst? 28:10 — Oregon vs. Oregon State preview; is 13.5 points too big of a spread? Is ...

Cringeworthy Clips & Grass Isn’t Always Greener & Lay Off Lanning & Michigan Madness & Blundering Bills

November 16, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

0:00 -- Welcome! Is this the cringiest video of early YouTube? 10:45 — You have 20 minutes to hide a paperclip in your house before the FBI comes… where are you hiding it?  18:05 — Peter and Braxton go to the Ducks game vs. USC and were not impressed with Caleb Williams in person… and things get heated; how will Williams’ game translate to the NFL? Should Ducks be worried by how they finished game vs. USC? 36:10 — What happens if Oregon State beats Washington? What does the ranking look l...

Basketball Roll & Naked Attraction & Liquid Fingers & Cherry Picking & Fraud Alerts & Fantasy Football Fantasy & Trojan Spoilers

November 09, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 67.9 MB

0:00 — Welcome! NBA in-season tournament … like or dislike? 9:00 — Asian game shows are so over the top… but are the absolute best; American Gladiators was awesome 14:25 — Recapping Peter’s birthday party; blind whiskey taste test 21:20 — Discovering the show Naked Attraction  27:50 — Hypothetical: If you could have 5 liquids dispense out of each finger on one hand, what liquids would you choose? 38:05 — Josh McDaniels fired… surprise, surprise; evolution of what it takes to be a head c...

Throw in the Towel & Throw Under the Bus & Fields Fair Shake & Mom’s Spaghetti & Shame Burger & Gum Wall & Eat Your Words

November 01, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 73.3 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Best Halloween costumes… how do people still get in trouble for insensitive costumes? 7:30 — Flavor Flav singing the national anthem went about as expected 12:40 — Ever met a meatball that you didn’t like? Stadium foods have gotten out of hand  17:00 — Man fakes 20 heart attacks to avoid paying for restaurant bill; have you ever dine and dashed? 23:10 — Braxton talks about his trip to Seattle and the Seahawks-Browns game; fun facts about Seattle and the Pike Place Market ...

Big Bust & 7 Minutes in Heaven & Infomercial Stranglehold & $2M dilemma & Caleb Williams Conundrum

October 26, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Have you ever participated in 7 Minutes in Heaven or spin the bottle? The guys share their stories… 10:15 — When was your first kiss? The tales of Hot Peter 13:35 — Peter takes his son to his first Oregon Ducks game 16:40 — Playing the hypothetical game… would you take $2M now, or $5 a minute for a year? Is $2M enough money to not working anymore? The guys are split in their opinions 25:45 — What infomercial(s) had a stranglehold on your life? 34:05 — Why was Jason Mamoa...

Big Penix Energy & Rooting for Rivals & Return of Chris Hansen & Hot Dog Thievery & Fade Yourself & Down with the Undefeateds

October 19, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 61.6 MB

0:00 — Welcome! Chris Hansen showed up where?! Desmond Howard said what?! 9:05 — The guys discuss the $500 bet that went down the drain; Tailgating the Oregon State game; reliving the road rage incident where an old man followed their friend for 30 straight minutes; Miguel drunkenly stole Peter’s hotdog after Peter had been standing in the concession line for an hour 25:55 — Fat Bear Week winner announced; congrats to Grazer!  28:15 — NFL Week 6 recap; down with the undefeateds, a lot of ...

Fear Meat & Sideline Dome & Edible Inedibles & Failed Experiment & Fraud Alert & Hackett Job

October 12, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 61 MB

0:00 -- Welcome!!! Brian Kelly may be a worse joke teller than Peter 7:05 — Braxton makes his first brisket; Peter is too scared to make brisket out of fear of failure 10:50 — College Football sideline reporter domes kid in the head with a breakfast burrito  12:50 — Al Michaels says he has never knowingly eaten a vegetable… do you believe him? 17:20 — What are inedible objects that look delicious? Power ranking weird things you shouldn’t put in your mouth 24:20 — How many unread emails ...

WhoopDeeDoo & Hot Mess & Taylor Swift Marriage of Convenience & Milk the Clock & Damian Lillard Departure

October 05, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 61.1 MB

0:00-- Welcome! 13:50— Bucket list concert venue destinations  17:45 — Oregon State overpowers Utah; Jonathan Smith forced to apologize for ‘milk the clock’ hand signal   21:45 — CFB Week 5: Georgia and Washington and Notre Dame all play close games; final score of USC-Colorado was a lot closer than the game actually was…  28:45 — Taylor Swift effect: Has the NFL taken it too far, leaning into the Swifties? Is the Travis Kelce-Taylor Swift relationship real or a marriage of convenience? ...

Wedding Day & Conglomeration of Love & Buffs Beatdown & Jailhouse Parlay Rocks & Broncos Beat by Ball Boy & NFL Biggest Surprises & Taylor Swift Effect

September 28, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 56.6 MB

0:00 — Welcome! We open on discussion about oatmeal and whether or not it’s top-5 worst foods. And why do you have to make oatmeal sound so fancy?  03:55 — Braxton got married! And what a magical day it was… breaking down the big day 22:05 — Ducks dominate Buffs; what did it tell us about both Oregon and Colorado?; Ducks rise to the level of the competition; did Oregon get extra intel?  34:45 — Ohio State vs. Notre Dame: Major flub by the Fighting Irish at the end of the game; Oregon Stat...

Allegations & Accidental Obliteration & Come A Lot & Proof of Concept & Sweet Caroline & Who Are These Idiots

September 20, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 74.4 MB

0:00 -- Welcome Matthew Barker! It’s Braxton’s wedding week! The guys got accidentally drunk during haircuts  9:15 — Peter addresses the allegations against him about what happened at the Oregon game 21:15 — Iowa Football has lended itself to some great soundbites; Cade McNamara’s ‘coming a lot’ slip and the guys fall for a deep fake of Iowa Hawkeyes OC Brian Ferentz 25:25 — Colorado vs. Colorado State: Coach Prime is a money making machine, how he’s changing what it means to be a coach, ...

Aaron Rodgers Achilles Twilight Zone & Josh Allen Same $h!t, Different Day & Let’s Make a Deal & Grain of Salt & Brazilian Wax

September 14, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

0:00 — Welcome!  11:10 — NFL Week 1 recap, by the numbers — Peter gets hammered as Week 1, proving that you shouldn’t bet this early in the season  19:15 — Aaron Rodgers goes down with Achilles injury; is turf to blame?; injury ruins Jets’ championship aspirations; Will Rodgers play again? 30:15 — Josh Allen falls flat, failing to take leap to becoming an elite QB; the guys are split on Josh Allen’s growth and his ability to be one of the best in the NFL; is he forcing it?  44:20 — Will ...

Season 4 Premiere! The Engagement & the Montanner Bachelor Party & Do You Believe Now & Hard Knocks & CFB Week 1 & NFL Preview

September 07, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

0:00 — WE’RE BACK!!! We have a new set!  05:30 — Miguel got engaged!  10:10 — Braxton’s Montanner bachelor party was filled with keg stands, ATVs and MILFs    27:30 — Football is back baby! Week 1 is in the books… but was it fun?  36:40 — Winners and losers of CFB Week 1: Colorado shows out, Coach Prime backs it up and takes a victory lap, but was it premature? Does the Buffaloes win over TCU change the entire trajectory of the season? Some teams with CFP aspirations  are having to readj...

Season 3 Finale! Meat Grinder & Mutton Bustin & Grunting & Super Teams

June 21, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome! Peter talks about his meat problems 7:50 — Would you rather: Take $500k or have dinner with LeBron James  10:55 — Discussing shenanigans of Braxton’s birthday over the weekend, including going to a rodeo; which rodeo event would you most want to participate in?  19:55 — Karl Anthony Towns is delusional; Mike Malone’s ultimate troll on LeBron James and the Lakers  24:05 — Michael Jordan sells the Hornets, is taking heat for being a bad own...

Denver Nuggets Dominate & Breaking Bad News & Slowjamastan & Cheese Pit Major Hypocrite & Great Divide & Misleading Lillard & Messi Tread

June 14, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer-- 4:35 — Bye bye Pat Sajack; which game show (or reality show) would you want to host most?  10:20 —  John breaks bad news… a podcast where a man calls people and breaks bad news on behalf of their friends or loved ones 11:55 — Apple comes out with VR head set… Yay or nay?  19:00 — Slowjamastan… man has formed his own micro nation, self-appointed sultan  23:10 — Big man obstacle course goes horribly wrong… Peter is the only person who knows what a ‘cheese ...

Imagine Dragons & Wendy’s Nuts & Give Me Margaritas & Taylor Swift Conspiracy & Untrained Eye & Most Wanted & Off the Grid & Generational Snitch

June 07, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 4:00 — Peter still can’t tell a joke; Giants coach Brian Daboll doesn’t take the bait 11:20 — Update to Moan-Gate; Kendrick Perkins called out on First Take for his disgusting grunting, lip smacking  15:15— The first look at Crackoon movie has come out; Peter shares a story about how skunks got under his house and got into a fight, spraying each other, seeping into everything  19:10 —  An even bigger summer banger than the new Mmmbop is here!  20:30 — Ta...

Secret Hanson Lover & Worst Ways to Die & Smaht Paak & Too Much Heat & Big Brown Dilemma & NBA’s Jerry Seinfeld & Best NCAA QBs

May 31, 2023 19:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome! Reviewing the new Mmmbop 2.0; Miguel shares his deep dark secret about Hanson  10:35 — Kentucky man shoots his roommate in the butt… but why? What is grounds to shoot your friend over?  15:30 — Man dies after being attacked by 40 crocodiles… What is the worst way to die?  23:55 — Charles Barkley tasked with giving his best Boston accent… he fails; revisiting the viral Hyundai Super Bowl commercial  28:55 — Game 7 of Eastern Conference Fin...

Boston Beatdown & KATfishing & Chip of the Michael Block & Up in Flames & Happy Ending, ZJ or All J

May 24, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome!  03:15 — Miguel brokers a deal for Peter’s fire pit, which was the sleaziest Facebook marketplace listing known to man    07:30 — Miguel receives a random text message from an unknown number asking for a massage… did it end in a happy ending 14:30 — Braxton shares the story about the time he catfished a girl; defining what ZJ means  18:40 — Karl Anthony Towns changing his voice depending on the situation is the greatest mystery in the NBA...

Boston Beatdown & KATfishing & Chip off the Michael Block & Up in Flames & Happy Ending, ZJ or All J

May 24, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome!  03:15 — Miguel brokers a deal for Peter’s fire pit, which was the sleaziest Facebook marketplace listing known to man    07:30 — Miguel receives a random text message from an unknown number asking for a massage… did it end in a happy ending 14:30 — Braxton shares the story about the time he catfished a girl; defining what ZJ means  18:40 — Karl Anthony Towns changing his voice depending on the situation is the greatest mystery in the NBA...

Ja Moron & Pastrami & Self-Editing & Bad Anthem & SI Swimsuit Edition & Warriors Dynasty Done & Lack of Self-Awareness & Scapegoat

May 17, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 52.5 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer --  0:00 — Welcome! Discovering Nathan Hartono and his (mis)use of Pastrami’s NIL  4:30 — The guys are forced to self-edit for their safety 7:40 — RIP Jerry Springer; Maury was a savage; which daytime talk show would you go on: Jenny Jones, Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer, Maury; what would the situation be? Which studio audience would you want to be apart of most? 16:30 — New submission for the worst national anthem  19:00 — Martha Stewart Swimsuit Magazine cov...

LEBRON JAMES & Outback Obsession & Deez Nuts & Big Timbers Guy & Derby Days & Hypnotherapy & Trampoline Tales & Role Players

May 10, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome 3:35 — Braxton’s love for Outback Steakhouse was an obsession many (even Braxton) didn’t realize; discussing which restaurants we’re obsessed with  14:50 — Braxton is a big Timbers guy now; documenting his experience at a Portland Timbers match with a blacked out Jordan  22:30 — Kentucky Derby festivities… what’s it like to bet on the ponies at a fancy country club; $288 million bet on the race, the most ever  28:25 — Do you believe in hyp...

Strip Club Etiquette & Gen Z Therapy & Cringeworthy Vows & Wolf of Walsh Street & NFL Draft & NBA Playoffs

May 03, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

--  Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome! 4:00 — What’s the etiquette when you’re at a strip club? Are you going full Nick Chubb or are you trying to contain it?  6:50 — Gen Z therapy… trying to understand the lingo of the younger generation and dissecting the cool lingo when we were kids 11:00 — This guy’s NSFW vows went terribly wrong… would you ever do what this guy did?  16:00 — Wolf of Walsh Street — breaking down the NFL Draft; which team will live to regret their decision...

Dirty Thirty & Rodgers Jet-Setting & Hurts to be a Hypocrite & Terrible Test Taker & Mass Exodus

April 26, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 54.4 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome! Braxton returns after traversing the world, discusses his courtside experience at a Jazz game and his time going on a Mexican cruise  9:15 — What bothers you more than it should? Peter shares his thoughts about his unreasonable anger when it comes to people’s spatial awareness 17:50 — Aaron Rodgers to the Jets… what can we expect from the QB in the Big Apple? Are the Jets playoff or Super Bowl contenders? Will the media in NYC affect Rodge...

Jordan No Problems & Quarter Billionaire & Kings of the Court & Bad Ass White Guys & Riled Up Westbrick

April 20, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 51.2 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer --  0:00 — Welcome! Jordan joins the show  4:55 — Listening to the most unhinged voicemail for a free piano on Craigslist  10:30 — Jalen Hurts extension… is the $255M price tag worth it? Peter makes the case against paying the QB right now, is very much in the minority. Will his $51M AAV turn out to be a favorable deal by the end of its contract? 31:50 — NBA playoffs… are the Kings for real? Do the Lakers look the like best team in the West right now? Peter ...

Broken Bad & Mystery Moaning & Käsekuchen & Rahmbo & Let Dame Go & NBA Playoffs

April 12, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 73.7 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome! Alex makes his return in Braxton’s stead (no, he’s not dead) 3:50 — Cursive is dumb… how much are you handwriting these days?  8:55 — Was Breaking Bad good? Was Walter White mid? Alex pokes a hole in what many people consider as one of the best shows ever… and Miguel isn’t having it.  22:00 — Do people actually like ‘Friends’…? What show is out there now relates to today’s young adult the most?  24:30 — Will Levis puts mayonnaise in his c...

On Blast & Art of the Twerk & Last of Us & Pimp My Ride & No Beef & March Madness & NBA Playoff Race & The Masters

April 05, 2023 19:00 - 1 hour - 54.8 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 Welcome! Where have we been?! 2:40 — Peter puts Jordan on blast for his lame soccer take 5:50 — Did Peter learn how to twerk? 7:30 — What would your approach be during a ‘Last of Us’ zombie apocalypse, doomsday scenario? Stay in your home? Post up in a mall? A Costco? Or establish your own city out in the wilderness…? Also, can you see yourself being a doomsday preparer?  15:30 — Would you have let Xhibit pimp your ride? What would you put in it? 1...

Cinderella Story & Getting Off & German Police & Laughing Geese & Kim the Stripper & Frivolous Lawsuits & Jerked Himself Blind & MV-Three-Peat & Start, Bench, Cut

March 15, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome  1:50 — Playing songs at inappropriate times; Peter details how he saw Titanic in the theaters for the 25th anniversary of the film’s release; seeing movies while you’re high 6:40 — The guys get hung up on how to say “police” in German 8:40 — Laughing is a very unique thing to a person, but is has it ever been a dealbreaker?  10:25 — Braxton shares the story of how a high school baseball coach told an incredibly revealing story  12:45 — K...

Ted Talks & Snowpocalypse & Raggae Bush & Sneaker Ball & Pirate Parody & Boys Are Back & Jake Paul the TryHard & Lamar Jackson Dilemma

March 01, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome!   6:15 — Recapping the unexpected foot of snow that dumped on the Portland Metro area; how snow days have changed as an adult  15:00 — Miguel talks about the exclusive Nike event that he went to where everyone dresses up all fancy and put on their nicest sneakers 19:45 — Revisiting a viral video from 2021 where someone goofed on girls announcing where they’re going to college, which Miguel and Braxton are seeing for the first time.  21:40...

Code Red & Full Rack & Concourse Intercourse & Chess Not Checkers & LeBron LeBlame & Guys Being Dudes

February 22, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 51.4 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- Note: For those looking to help support Braxton's rehab and recovery, there's a GoFundMe set up! LINK: https://gofund.me/7f04d951  0:00 — Welcome! Where have we been? Braxton reveals details surrounding a major health scare that left him in a medically induced coma. 17:00 — Another Wheel of Fortune gaffe… how can this keep happening?! 20:45 — Would you bring a full rack of ribs onto an airplane? What would you do if someone did that? 26:00 — Are you wat...

Super Bowl Week & An IJMS Message & Best Of

February 09, 2023 16:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MB

In advance of the Super Bowl, a message to our incredible listeners!

NFL Rigged & Me So Phony & Hate Mail & Tip Dilemma & Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife & Tin Foil Hat & Not Ballsy, Just Stupid

February 01, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 67 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 — Welcome! 4:50— Panic at the Disco is no more; emo angst vs. emo sad music; songs that turned 20 years old; when do you become old? 10:55 — Husband calling competition, but autotuned; remember hide yo kids, hide yo wife? 14:50 — Average white guy at a party who talks sports betting  16:40 — Braxton reads hate comments 20:00 — Peter had a bit of a dilemma that broke him… what is the etiquette if a waiter/server gives you something for free? Do you ...

You Goon & Accidental Prostitution & Big Bad Boy & Rental Scams & Reward Refusal & Keith Lee & Come Here Pig

January 25, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 70.7 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 11:20 — Miguel’s hypothetical sends the group chat into a frenzy… the question: Would you perform a specific sex act with a porn star for $10M? Would it be cheating if you didn’t tell your significant other ahead of time, wanting the earnings to be a surprise? 21:45 — Recapping MILF Manor episode 1; the cringe factor was real, the twist was the worst kept secret 32:55 — Have you ever fallen for an internet scam? How all three guys were either almost duped ...

Hot Calf Talk & Campfire Sauce & Sayonara Sierra Mist & Benihana Saga & Calling Card & Do You Ball & Hometown Kid

January 18, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

-- Presented by Boneyard Beer -- 0:00 -- Welcome back, Miguel!!!  10:30 — Have you ever been confused as a worker at a store? Braxton leaves a shopper and Walmart worker too stunned to speak  13:00 — Bye Bye Sierra Mist; are you brand particular and can you differentiate between the brands?  16:15 — Peter has the most confusing experience at Benihana Hibachi grill; have you ever left a restaurant DURING a meal?  22:00— Braxton shares a story about getting in a tiff with a pizza delivery...