Eva Longoria signs up for Spanish lessons in Telenovela, a show about a show with a lot of wardrobe malfunctions. Normally mild mannered Norway shocks and appalls us with Dag, a comedy about a really bad marriage counsellor and a worse person. If it was Belgian we would understand. Romcomodrama Sleeping With Other People shows us why it is important to make the first shag count. Mike makes hay with the UFC while Mark is not present to get all defensive about the price of crappy boxing and Shaun gives us some tips on slugs and scripts.