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Internet Witches

19 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

We're Amber and Liv.  Join us on our podcast and cackle along as we explore the magical, the spooky and sometimes the ruddy mysterious! 

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Episodes

The Sacred Gourd: Hallowiddle

October 25, 2022 04:00 - 38 minutes - 26.4 MB

A comical and nostalgic look at Halloween. Join us, Amber and Liv, as we detail our antics of All Hallows' Eves past from couture costumes and treats to devilish thievery and vegetables. What rogue behaviour did Amber get up to last Halloween and what seasonal relic is still a member of Liv's family to this day? This is the only place to find out! Contains strong language. Support the show

Bite, Stomp, Impale, Repeat: Vampires

June 07, 2022 00:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

Serious talk of cape-gliding, our go-to 'bloodlust' snacks, and some notorious pop culture favourites. Amber has the perfect vampiric jamboree menu and Liv has the answer to the infamous chicken and egg conundrum. Enjoy! Contains references to sex, blood and violence. Strong language and, as always, moderate cackling.  Support the show

Bite, Stomp, Impale, Repeat: Vampires

June 07, 2022 00:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

Serious talk of cape-gliding, our go-to 'bloodlust' snacks, and some notorious pop culture favourites. Amber has the perfect vampiric jamboree menu and Liv has the answer to the infamous chicken and egg conundrum. Enjoy! Contains references to sex, blood and violence. Strong language and, as always, moderate cackling.  Support the show

We're Back Witches!

May 29, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 43.3 MB

Greetings and a hearty welcome back from Amber and Liv, your Internet Witches!  To kick the long awaited Season 2 off with an alacazam-bang we've indulged in a tangent laden cackle fest. What are Liv's bizarre new habits? Who is Amber's new familiar? Have a listen for musings on bug eating, sinister additions to cupcakes, and haunted clothing. Last but by no means least, some serious shoe talk is included - as always. Enjoy and happy cackling!  Support the show

Grandparents Love Bedding: Sleep & Astral Projection

October 31, 2021 22:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MB

A gigantic stag beetle with green lasers, ethereal conveyor belt spa experiences and astral projecting to the cakes - we present our long awaited tangent-laden episode on the magic of dreams and sleep. Enjoy!  Support the show

Minions of Evil: Demons

June 25, 2021 13:00 - 47 minutes - 32.3 MB

The devil, possession and of course, demons. Strap yourselves in for a wild ride in this episode. What heinous things would we, Amber and Liv, do if we were to possess a host? What became of an infamous snake skin show and tell item? Look no further for answers.  Contains moderate language, sexual references and cackling.  Support the show

Much Ado in Peru: Shamanism

June 18, 2021 16:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MB

A comically eventful homestay with an indigenous Peruvian shaman, the mysteries of ayahuasca, and five gold rings.  Join us, Amber and Liv, in this episode as we discuss all things shamanism, nature and of course a tangent on Liv's least favourite school tradition. Enjoy!  Contains discussion of a sexual nature, references to drugs and strong language Support the show

Lizards Love Gold: Reptilians

June 04, 2021 11:00 - 40 minutes - 27.8 MB

That new friend of yours... Do they keep shedding skin and glaring their glowing eyes at you? Do you have a contingency plan for when they inevitably turn out to be a dreaded reptilian?! Amber and Liv get real about what they'd do in this situation - and disclose a rather macabre show and tell item. Enjoy!  Support the show

Lizards Love Gold: Reptilians

June 04, 2021 11:00 - 40 minutes - 27.8 MB

That new friend of yours... Do they keep shedding skin and glaring their glowing eyes at you? Do you have a contingency plan for when they inevitably turn out to be a dreaded reptilian?! Amber and Liv get real about what they'd do in this situation - and disclose a rather macabre show and tell item. Enjoy!  Support the show

Blessed be the Bubble Bath: Spells

May 28, 2021 18:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB

Spells, magic and mayhem abound in this episode as Amber and Liv share their candid musings on what their blessings and curses of choice would be. Always getting the delish corner piece of brownie or forever stepping in dog do? Stay on the right side of these witches. Enjoy, share and review - so mote it be!  Support the show

Blessed be the Bubble Bath: Spells

May 28, 2021 18:00 - 37 minutes - 25.8 MB

Spells, magic and mayhem abound in this episode as Amber and Liv share their candid musings on what their blessings and curses of choice would be. Always getting the delish corner piece of brownie or forever stepping in dog do? Stay on the right side of these witches. Enjoy, share and review - so mote it be!  Support the show

The Girl on the Stairs: Another Haunting

May 21, 2021 13:00 - 45 minutes - 31.6 MB

In this highly anticipated episode Amber treats us to a host of hauntings that have plagued her for almost thirty years. Expect bone chilling moments, eerie incidents and serious discussion about shoes. Enjoy!  Support the show

The Woman Under the Carpet: More Hauntings

May 13, 2021 22:00 - 36 minutes - 24.8 MB

A ghost cat, a sinister discovery, and of course... a solicitor. We recount all of this utter horror for your curious gluttony. What Internet Witches podcast would be complete without a tangent? We got extremely nostalgic talking about our roguish late teenage years, if that doesn't give you the scoop on Amber and Liv then what will?  Support the show

The Woman Under the Carpet: More Hauntings

May 13, 2021 22:00 - 36 minutes - 24.8 MB

A ghost cat, a sinister discovery, and of course... a solicitor. We recount all of this utter horror for your curious gluttony. What Internet Witches podcast would be complete without a tangent? We got extremely nostalgic talking about our roguish late teenage years, if that doesn't give you the scoop on Amber and Liv then what will?  Support the show

Witches in Space: Aliens

May 07, 2021 01:00 - 42 minutes - 29.3 MB

Witches AND aliens? Do those topics really unite? Yes. Because we say so. We went on quite a journey in this episode featuring: Liv's potential abduction in the desert, Amber's appreciation for Mr Burns and, of course, an all important E.T. impression.  Support the show

Liv's Haunted Loo: Ghosts

April 29, 2021 16:00 - 44 minutes - 30.3 MB

What would make lockdown more dramatic? A haunting or two, or three, or four...? We seem to attract ghosts into our midst so here are our most recent ghostly goings on for your enjoyment! Join us as we mull it all over and try to get to the bottom of things. Oh, and Liv does a Marge Simpson impression.  Support the show

Keening Core: The Banshee

April 22, 2021 22:00 - 36 minutes - 25.4 MB

It's the dead of night and you are torn from your slumber by a blood-curdling sound. Could it be... the wailing of the banshee?! Join us as we try to get to the bottom of her mysterious and rather inconvenient ways.  Support the show

Why Witches?

April 16, 2021 16:00 - 41 minutes - 28.3 MB

What makes a witch a witch this day in age? We chat candidly about what being witchy means to us and Liv divulges all about her anthropological fieldwork with a real coven. Contains adult themes, mild language and moderate cackling.  Support the show

Trailer

April 13, 2021 15:00 - 1 minute - 879 KB

We're Amber and Liv, two bitchin' witches. Join us on our podcast and cackle along as we explore the magical, the spooky and sometimes the ruddy mysterious! Support the show