Bankman-Fried Greed, Bail Deal Steal Blues

by Matthew Russell Lee, Inner City Press


Bankman-Fried! Bankman-Fried!

He said it was altruism but it was just greed!

Talking at Deal Book, parents on the take

From his Bahamas penthouse he said let them eat cake


Invites from Congress even after the crash

But soon Caroline Ellison had burned through the cash

And down in Bahamas, SBF in cuffs

Taken off the jail by some uniformed toughs


So he cut a bail deal in advance with the SDNY

And into White Plains with the FBI did fly

Into his own special courtroom right at 1 pm

And by 4:30 he was flying out to Palo Alto again


Invites from Congress even after the crash

But soon Caroline Ellison had burned through the cash

Not the judge is off the case, it's gonna take a while

Inner City Press is tweeting it, all the way to trial


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