Ill-Advised Stories

The Christmas Case

December 02, 2021 10:00 - 26 minutes - 18 MB

It's early on Christmas Morning and the boy detective Doctor Augustus Mayhem and his sister Missy are on another case. Their jolly client is someone you may know and the crime is beyond belief. Join us in the city of New York where someone has tried to take revenge on Santa Clause. Support the show

Bluey at the Museum

October 05, 2021 14:00 - 26 minutes - 17.9 MB

It's nearly Halloween and Abby has gone off to visit the Museum of Natural History in New York with her dad and her best friend, Bluey the little stuffed animal. They're looking for an extinct creature, but with the magic in the museum, maybe the creature is looking for them too. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Bluey at the Museum

October 05, 2021 14:00 - 26 minutes - 17.9 MB

It's nearly Halloween and Abby has gone off to visit the Museum of Natural History in New York with her dad and her best friend, Bluey the little stuffed animal. They're looking for an extinct creature, but with the magic in the museum, maybe the creature is looking for them too. Support the show

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 19

April 20, 2021 19:00 - 13 minutes - 9.44 MB

Here it is! The final chapter. The final countdown, The big finish. If you start listening here you'll be completely confused, but luckily you can listen to And Away We Go and all the other chapters from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid at Illadvisedstories.com. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to get off this planet. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 18

April 13, 2021 11:00 - 11 minutes - 8.11 MB

Its time for a showdown! Time for the big fight scene against an alien that's so evil he'd use a robot for floss. Find out what happens in this action packed episode. It's Chapter 18, Stabbing, Screaming and Running, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to get off this planet. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/d...

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 17

April 06, 2021 21:00 - 12 minutes - 8.43 MB

Betrayal! That's where we left off. Who knew you couldn't trust an insane alien robot? Find out if Portal redeems himself in Chapter 17, Rocket Hunting from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 16

March 30, 2021 12:00 - 12 minutes - 8.43 MB

So what happens when there's an ocean being suspended at the top of a giant alien machine and a goat accidently shuts it off? Find out in Chapter 16 Falling for it Again, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 15

March 23, 2021 20:00 - 10 minutes - 7.38 MB

How does it feel to find your lost robot? Better than Sparkie will admit, also better than falling to his death. At long last the boys are back together in Chapter 15 Not a Light Switch, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 14

March 16, 2021 12:00 - 7 minutes - 5.27 MB

In a dark control room high above an alien ocean Spazoid finds himself under assault by a strange being in Chapter 14 The Goat Tries Helping, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. If they survive You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 13

March 09, 2021 18:00 - 10 minutes - 6.92 MB

Have you ever been trapped between a rock and a hard place? How bout between a murderous horde and their king monster. That's the spot Sparkie has found himself in. Listen to Chapter 13 Mostly Running and Some Falling from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. If they survive You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support...

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 12

March 02, 2021 15:00 - 11 minutes - 7.8 MB

There is nothing that will frustrate a cranky robot more than an ocean clinging, upside down, to the top of an alien machine. Nothing, except a goat that can't stop talking about it. Chapter 12 Communing with Goats . Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvi...

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 11

February 23, 2021 16:00 - 8 minutes - 5.88 MB

Are you ready for the king? He's really gross and not the nicest eater as Sparkie is about to find out in Chapter 11 When not to Look Around A corner. Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 10

February 16, 2021 14:00 - 16 minutes - 11 MB

How do you get a face-hugging furry monster off you? Well, I would say carefully, but our hero has other ideas in chapter 10 New Stuff for Everyone. Its not too late to Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 9

February 09, 2021 13:00 - 13 minutes - 9.08 MB

Who is Portal? He's an alien robot left alone for eons, slowly going insane. Find out more in Chapter 9 Portal opens a door with a rocket. Its not too late to Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here to read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/ Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 8

February 02, 2021 13:00 - 14 minutes - 9.75 MB

They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to escape the Tonsil-Terrors! Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid in Chapter 8 Inside the Machine. Things turn strange for our heroes as up becomes down in the ancient alien device while swarms of evil monsters flood frightfully from every opening in pursuit of a goat. You can buy the book right here to read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734...

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 7

January 26, 2021 15:00 - 10 minutes - 7.33 MB

They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to escape the Tonsil-Terrors! Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid in Chapter 7 Temple Wreckers where our two explorers learn what happened to the previous residents of this world. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 6

January 19, 2021 13:00 - 10 minutes - 7.06 MB

They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home. Join Sparkie and Spazoid in chapter 6 Road Trip in which Sparkie practices distracted driving while he tries to get answers from their reluctant guest. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 5

January 12, 2021 14:00 - 12 minutes - 8.84 MB

They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home. Join Sparkie and Spazoid in chapter 5 Let’s Make Some Noise and See What Comes to Find Us in which our heroes roar across the planet in search of their rockets. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 4

January 05, 2021 11:00 - 9 minutes - 6.8 MB

Its time again for the Adventures Of Sparkie and Spazoid with Chapter 4, Meet the Goat, Hey, There Goes the Goat, in which our heroes begin the long trek across an alien surface following a four legged farm animal. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 3

December 29, 2020 13:00 - 12 minutes - 8.33 MB

Join our valiant explorer, Sparkie, and his cranky robot companion in this latest chapter: Once More on the Way Down where they will finally make it to the planet's surface, the question is will it be in one piece? Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventure's of Sparkie and Spazoid Portal's World: Chapter 2

December 22, 2020 15:00 - 11 minutes - 8.03 MB

Our two brave space explorers are in trouble and they haven't even finished crashing on a alien planet yet. Welcome to chapter two of the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid: Portal's World. Each week a new episode comes out. You can follow along with the action at home because the book is available on amazon right now. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid: Portal's World Chapter 1

December 15, 2020 12:00 - 10 minutes - 7.57 MB

Falling from the sky are two explorers on mission to save the human race. This is it! The first chapter of the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid: Portal's World. it all starts here. Each week a new episode will be out and you can follow along with the action at home because the book is available on amazon right now. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Santa's New Friend

November 28, 2020 13:00 - 18 minutes - 13 MB

Santa is never by himself. He's always surrounded by his elf's. Despite that, he can still get lonely sometimes. Support the show

Sparkie and Spazoid's First Adventure

October 16, 2020 17:00 - 20 minutes - 14 MB

It's finally here! Sparkie and Spazoid are on a mission to find a new home for the human race but on the way out of our star system they stopped on the an icy moon of Europa and found a crashed alien ship. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

I Only Wanted a Dog

September 19, 2020 21:00 - 17 minutes - 11.8 MB

Have you ever noticed the wishing wells some people keep in their front yards? Have you ever thrown a coin in one? What would happen? What would you wish for? You might want to keep it small just in case in it works. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

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