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We're back after a six-week winter break to touch base with our respective teams' progress, and it doesn't look great. Nick looks back at another shambolic big match performance from Manchester United in the derby, and Alex bemoans Tottenham's recent inconsistency under Conte, even as they put five goals past Lampard's Everton as we record. George attempts to process a terrible few weeks for his beloved Leeds, with five straight defeats and the sacking of adored manager Marcelo Bielsa. We're back next week to review Man United v Spurs at Old Trafford!


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Recorded 7 March 2022