If Lands Could Kill Podcast
133 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★ - 14 ratingsIf Lands Could Kill is a comedy Magic: the Gathering podcast by novices, for novices. Host Knife City along with Ryke, Samhain Crow, and Hot Sauce discuss the meta game, building decks, giving advice to new players, and how not to be a dick. This podcast has explicit language and themes, and that's just the way we like it. Along with the weekly podcast, ILCK provides a series of Deck Techs and booster box opening videos, plus Versus matchups between current tier 1 decks and home brews, all of which can be found at our YouTube channel and website.Visit ourWebsiteLike us onFacebookWatch our other content onYouTubeFollow us onTwitter
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Episodes
Episode 131 - Winner Winner You Had Too Much Dinner
November 13, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 49.4 MBThe boys are back in town and ready to talk MTG. What have they been up to lately, you’re probably wondering. You’re in luck because they go over what has happened since we last saw them.
Minisode 1 - Breaking History
July 08, 2019 07:00 - 39 minutes - 13.6 MBAre you missing that special something in your life? Haven't had your ILCK desires filled? Need to release a little tension? Well you're in luck big boy! ILCK presents our Minisode series. It's not a full cast and it's not a full episode but it's still just enough to last you until you can get your next fix. Or it's just filler, you decide! This minisode KnifeCity opens a box of Modern Horizons and talks about Oathbreaker.
Episode 130 - Most Kissable Guilds
December 05, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 36.1 MBJust when you thought it was safe, the ILCK boys are back. This episode they talk about MTG Arena, Standard, and a build around card that they both built decks around. Whose deck is better? You be the judge! Stick around until the end to figure where to kiss us.
Episode 129 - Bonobo Buddies
September 25, 2018 07:00 - 3 hours - 62 MBShots fired right out of the gates. ILCK wants you to know that they are back and they aren’t messing around. This episode the boys talk about the little break they took from casting. They go on to talk about Commander 2018 and all the products surrounding Guilds of Ravnica. Hot Sauce has a spicy EDH brew while Knife is simply excited about books. Stick around until the end to join in the fun….the making fun that is.
Episode 128 - The Story That This Road Tells
March 26, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 41.7 MBIn a garage, two men sit. Sound waves travel through space and time, only to be captured by a GhostBusters like Ghost Trap, comprised of mics, filters and a laptop. And you, my good listener, are the Containment Unit. Now sit back and take this steaming box of ghastly comedy. Stick around until the end for human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Episode 127 - Mr Bean Coming In Hot
March 15, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 50.7 MBThis week the boys work with what they got. Knife and Sauce continue to carry the flag of hilarity and MTG. Stick around until the end for some new changes that will take place.
Episode 126 - Noobsplaining
February 26, 2018 08:00 - 2 hours - 42.2 MBSo much has gone on since the boys were last in action. KnifeCity hogs up all the intros and then they go on to talk about the Pro Tour, Modern Unbannings, M25 and future MTG games. Stick around until the end to hear the results of a very important Twitter poll.
Episode 125 - A Tom Tom Christmas
January 06, 2018 08:00 - 2 hours - 61.1 MBAfter a short hiatus the guys are back with an action packed cast! They talk about Unstable, their non-staple EDH staples and a speculative read of a Rolling Stone MTG article. Stick around until the end for the quote of the century.
Episode 124 - Trademark It
November 23, 2017 08:00 - 2 hours - 46 MBWant to escape an awkward family gathering? Need some humor to drown out your drunk Uncle's political ramblings? About to pass out from over eating and need a podcast to help keep you awake on the long drive back from Grandma's house? Well you're in luck because on this episode the boys practice their hilarious riffing while talking about their weeks. They go on to talk about MTG/MTGO news and the upcoming Unstable set. Stick around until the end for a history lesson.
Episode 123 - Lucky Louie
November 15, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 40.1 MBThis week the guys talk about current affairs and comedy. They then move on to discuss Pro Tour Ixalan, MTGO changes, some 1DH results and some bitching new tokens. Stick around until the end because we can't finish if you don't.
Episode 122 - Barely Understand It
November 06, 2017 08:00 - 2 hours - 43.7 MBThis week the guys start off with such serious topics as Star Wars and how their week is going. They go on to talk about MTG digital products, Hot Sauce's 1DH deck and Knife's Axis of Evil EDH deck. Stick around until the end because......I remember Halloween.
Episode 121 - We Can Never Go Back To Olive Garden
October 16, 2017 07:00 - 2 hours - 41.7 MBThis week the guys crack each other up during the first hour of the show by telling stories and talking about their weeks. They go on to talk about Standard, new Modern decks and Knife talks about how his 1dh deck performed. Stick around until the end because this bit won't die.
Episode 120 - Goodbye Doesn't Mean Forever
September 29, 2017 07:00 - 4 hours - 86.6 MBThis week the boys satiate your earholes with a 4 hour long cast. They have on ex host and long time friend, Ryke, to keep them company during the first half of the cast. They go on to discuss MTG Arena, MTGO and Ixalan. Stick around until the end for some tears!
Episode 119 - Glimpse the Reprintable
September 15, 2017 17:00 - 2 hours - 51.4 MBThis week the boys try to cut the intros short (yeah right) and talk about all that is going on in the world of MTG. They talk Iconic Masters, C17 decks in practice, MTG Arena, and Ixalan spoilers. Stick around until the end because Chixdiggit.
Episode 118 - The EDH Chromosome
September 15, 2017 07:00 - 2 hours - 48.7 MBThis week the boys travel back in time to about a month ago. When it comes to MTG they are pretty much stuck on EDH and the new pre cons. Stick around until the end to hear the boys horse around.
Episode 117 - The Good, The Bad and a Little Bit of Magic
August 28, 2017 07:00 - 2 hours - 49.1 MBThis week the boys talk mostly about all the hilarious and real things happening in their lives. There's MTG sprinkled in but we all know why you are here. Stick around until the end to time walk into the past....or whatever.
Episode 116 - Bert's Insulin
July 25, 2017 07:00 - 3 hours - 69.5 MBThis week the boys talk about what video games they've been playing, what podcasts they've been listening to and other such things that take up their time. When they move on to MTG they discuss a variety of different decks spanning several formats and Knife answers the call to Hot Sauce's challenge of building a budget EDH deck. Stick around until the end to hear how the true beginning of the episode starts.
Episode 115 - Maro, Maro, MARO
July 19, 2017 07:00 - 3 hours - 64.1 MBThis week the boys can't really remember what happened over the past month or so but they are up to their old shenanigans again. Not only are there some thought provoking conversation to be had but this is also their Hour of Devastation set review episode. Right? That's what the other podcasts call it? Whatever, stick around until the end to find out what happen to Knife's sleeves!
Episode 114 - The Late Conspiracy Part 3
July 07, 2017 07:00 - 2 hours - 46.4 MBNothing is making sense anymore! These episodes are like weeks late and frankly I'd like to find out who is respon..........*hhhhmmmm* *hhmmmppphh* *hhhmmmmppphhh* *THUD*. Hello everyone! This episode of If Lands Could Kill is brought to you by LSVD, Paula Victor Damn it Rosa, and everyone here at the Channew Fiyea Bawl family. Keep in mind you can visit our website to buy over priced singles, listen to podcasts that used to be good, and read mediocre articles that are behind an unnecessary...
Episode 113 - The Late Conspiracy Part 2
July 04, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 33.8 MBThe mystery goes on! Why isn't Knife in this episode? Is he the one behind the episodes being late? Or did he get too close to the truth and someone shut him up? Listen to this Sauce and Crow filled episode until the end to find out.
Episode 112 - The Late Conspiracy Part 1
June 26, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBWhat happened to the cast? Why are the episodes so delayed? Are the guys caught in some sort of temporal time rift? Will they ever catch back up? Stick around until the end to find out the answer to these questions and more!
Episode 111 - Better Late Than Marvel
June 12, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 30 MBThis week the guys talk video games, MTG news, and leaked cards. Stick around until the end to find out if you are a sicko or not.
Episode 110 - Baby Magic
May 27, 2017 07:00 - 2 hours - 53.8 MBThis week, after the boys run down their weeks, they discuss Pro Tour Aether Revolt, Standard, finance, behind the scenes moves by WotC and Knife walks us through his Kefnet control deck. Stick around until the end to hear Sauces new favorite band.
Episode 109 - Stingrays and Corndogs
May 18, 2017 07:00 - 2 hours - 44.6 MBThis week we are down to two and a half hosts. The 2.5 guys talk about Iconic Masters, Standard, Modern, finance and where exactly the center is on a corndog. Stick around until the end to hear the death rattle of the Red Falcon.
Episode 108 - WotC is Always Watching
May 03, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 30.4 MBThis week we are down to two hosts. Knife and Crow review what they talked about last week since they had another botched episode. They also discuss the Amonkhet pre-release, the ridiculous emergency ban and its repercussions, and Knife talks about his list that finally makes zombies decent in Standard. Stick around until the end to find out what song we were listening to when we made out with your sister in Jr High.
Episode 107 - Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
April 13, 2017 07:00 - 2 hours - 52.1 MBThis week the guys talk about popular culture, media and games. Once it's Magic time they talk about Amonkhet spoilers. Stick around until the end to hear the sweet yet stinky serenade.
Episode 106 - Free Glamour Shots
April 11, 2017 07:00 - 2 hours - 48.2 MBThis week the guys talk about TV and video games before they get to the Magic. They go on to discuss announcements and changes from WotC, spoilers from Amonkhet, new mechanics and card design. Stick around until the end to hear how we interact with our listeners.
Episode 105 - Dimir Stinky Fingers
April 01, 2017 07:00 - 2 hours - 43.8 MBThis week the guys start off discussing movies, videos games and Jennifer Aniston. Once they get to Magic they talk about Knife's Modern burn deck, their Conspiracy Cube, CFB taking over GP's, how the Gatewatch is played out and about how wonderful Magic Digital Next could be. Stick around until the end to find out why their episodes are always so delayed.
Episode 104 - Cold Blooded
March 20, 2017 07:00 - 2 hours - 59.4 MBThis week the guys talk about their comedic influences as well as go over their week. They talk about their finished Conspiracy Cube, listeners comments, comments from Maro on upcoming sets, MM3 and peoples thoughts on Modern. Stick around until the end to find out what Grandma likes to eat!
Episode 103 - The Ghost Badger
February 28, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 40.9 MBThis week the guys talk about animal tragedies, video games and as always MTG. They discuss Amonkhet and MM2017 art, new card interactions and did you know you can play a Frontier tournament on MTGO? Stick around until the end to get a little snug with the cast.
Episode 102 - Hot Sauce in a Bottle
February 21, 2017 08:00 - 1 hour - 24.5 MBWell, here goes nothing. This week Hot Sauce is on his own with some beer in hand and a list of the strangest MTG cards he can find. Upcoming video games releases and some MTG news are there to fill in the gaps. Stick around to the end to hear Tezzeret shred some riffs.
Episode 101 - Salacious
February 18, 2017 08:00 - 2 hours - 49.3 MBThe boys are back and at it again. This time it's under 5 hours. This week the gang talks about some sort of tournament, their thoughts on what will go down at PT Aether Revolt, and of course, their new obsession, Frontier! And mid-cast they even give a movie review on Rogue One. Careful because it is chalk full of spoilers. Stick around until the end to find out what it takes to be number one.
Episode 100 - Good Length
January 17, 2017 08:00 - 5 hours - 108 MBThey finally did it! Episode 100! This episode the boys reflect on how much they have changed in the past 100 episodes, they give a back story to their personal ties, they talk about their favorite moments over the past three years and look back at their 2016 predictions and look forward at 2017. They even bring back long time friend and former host, Ryke. Stick around until the end, that is if you can make it that far, to hear what a couple listeners had to say to the cast.
Episode 99 - Boiling Point
January 07, 2017 08:00 - 2 hours - 42.1 MBTechnically this is the last episode of 2016. This week the guys have some fun talking about Christmas, MTG finance and the new fad, Frontier. Stick around until the end to listen to the perfect outro song.
Episode 98 - A New Bandwagon
December 21, 2016 08:00 - 1 hour - 31.9 MBOh you brave idiot, welcome to another episode of ILCK! This week the guys talk about a problem card in standard, spoilers, and once again we visit the new budding format, Frontier. Stick around until the end for some 80's movie spit balling.
Episode 97 - Got'em
December 13, 2016 08:00 - 3 hours - 82.4 MBOh you brave idiot, welcome to another episode of ILCK! This week the guys are so excited to see each other they just can't seem to shut up. They talk about everything from lore, spoilers, cast questions from Knife, to returning to an old segment, Noob's Knowledge. If you can sit there and listen to the whole thing, let us know on Twitter!
Episode 96 - On The Fly
November 23, 2016 08:00 - 2 hours - 43.9 MBThis episode the cast discusses everything from NES to EDH. They even start diving into a new format called Frontier.
Episode 95 - What'd Ya Expect
November 16, 2016 08:00 - 2 hours - 65 MBThis episode the boys talk nonsense and Commander. Stick around until the end to hear what the cast talks about before the cast!
Episode 94 - Bear Soup
November 01, 2016 07:00 - 3 hours - 69.1 MBThis episode the boys sadly accept the fact that they are now a three man cast. They go on to talk about the Kaladesh Pro Tour and all the changes that have been going on lately in the wide world of Magic. Think we’re all out of awkwardly hilarious stories? Well stick around until the end to hear the bare truth.
Episode 93 - Live Slow, Die Low
September 26, 2016 07:00 - 2 hours - 43.1 MBThis episode the boys talk about Kaladesh spoilers, MTGO, and other such things. Stick around until the end to hear evidence to why Knife is the biggest Beastie Boys fan on the cast.
Episode 92 - The Buzzing
September 22, 2016 07:00 - 2 hours - 52.1 MBThis episode the boys talk about comedians, dogs, and death. When they get around to Mgaic they discuss Conspiracy 2, MTGO Leagues, EDH, MTG podcasts and Kaladesh spoilers. Stick around until the end if 40 oz's freeze your balls.
Episode 91 - Bless The Cards In Conspiracy
August 22, 2016 07:00 - 1 hour - 37.7 MBThis week Knife and Sauce talk the usual non-sense and discuss Conspiracy 2. Stick around until the end to hear a gut wrenching vocal duet.
Episode 90 - A Winner Is You
August 19, 2016 07:00 - 1 hour - 38 MBThis week the guys talk about Pro Tour EMN, FTV Lore, community issues, and non-sense. Stick around until the end because sometimes there's bloopers.
Episode 89 - Perfect Timing
August 10, 2016 07:00 - 1 hour - 33 MBThis week the guys talk about pre Pro Tour EMN magic. As always though, before they get to the MTG they talk about their weeks, escapades, and general nerd stuffs. Stick around until the end to hear KnifeCity miss making a huge mistake by mere seconds.
Episode 88 - Pokedick
August 01, 2016 07:00 - 2 hours - 45.6 MBThis week the guys talk about Eldritch Moon. As always though, before they get to the MTG they talk about their weeks, escapades, and general nerd stuffs. Stick around to hear the catchiest song from your childhood that you totally forgot about.
Episode 87 - Yankee Candle
July 05, 2016 07:00 - 2 hours - 43.4 MBThis week the guys talk about....big surprise....spoilers. And always it is accompanied by hilarious banter that you can't find anywhere else. Except for maybe Heavy Meta, if they still even put out new episodes. Stick around until the end for Merica!
Episode 86 - Wasted
July 04, 2016 07:00 - 2 hours - 59.5 MBThis week the guys talk about video games, MTG, and also get distracted by their very successful live stream. Stick around until the end to hear our theme song.
Episode 85 - Super Eskimo Bros
June 17, 2016 07:00 - 2 hours - 53.6 MBThis week the guys talk about EDH, MTGO, streaming, and what cards out of EMA are relevant to Tiny Leaders. I'm not doing it this time!
Episode 84 - No Ticket
June 10, 2016 07:00 - 2 hours - 45.3 MBThe cast is reunited and it feels so good. All members are back and ready to go. Who knows what the hell we are talking about but it’s hilarious. There’s Magic talk in there somewhere. But is that really why you’re here? Stick around until the beginning because Knife likes to start the cast right in the middle of nowhere.
Episode 83 - Two Dudes and a Contest
May 31, 2016 07:00 - 1 hour - 23.4 MBThe cast once again has its members split in twain. But this time it's into the first time duo of Sauce and Crow. They talk about Magic and hilarious other stuff pertaining to their lives. Stick around until the end because I started writing this in every episode and now I feel obligated to continue doing it.