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If I Ran the Oscars

69 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago -

Starting in 1953, the first year the Oscars were broadcast on television, we randomly select a merit award category winner, watch the film, then talk about why it won that award. But that's not all, this is our Oscars! We also randomly select three other categories, and decide if that film could have won those awards as well.

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Episodes

2022: Dune

June 05, 2022 03:20 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MB

A spice-y movie.

2021: Mank

May 29, 2022 02:51 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MB

Citizen Kane, this ain't. But it's about Citizen Kane, so it's not bad.

2020: Joker

May 22, 2022 02:40 - 30 minutes - 27.5 MB

Most superhero movies are good superhero movies, but bad movies. This one is not a good superhero movie, but is a good movie.

2019: Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse

May 15, 2022 02:22 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MB

I could nerd out about how to use animation to tell stories for twice as long.

2018: The Shape of Water

May 08, 2022 02:06 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MB

Doug Jones and Del Toro, you've done it again.

2017: Fences

April 03, 2022 02:57 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MB

On the one hand, it's pretty clear that this was based on a play. On the other hand, it's a dang good play.

2016: The Revenant

March 27, 2022 02:02 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MB

The long edits are back, and with bonus BEAR AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S A BEAR!

2015: Birdman

March 20, 2022 02:14 - 27 minutes - 25.5 MB

Hey, did you know that you can make movies with long takes? Did Gravity not convince you? Have I got a movie for you.

2014: Gravity

March 13, 2022 03:04 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MB

A film by a great director, which changed the way movies are made for years to come, but you can tell it was written by the director and he desperately needed an editor. Not to be confused with Avatar, the film by a great director, which changed...hey, wait a minute!

2013: Lincoln

February 27, 2022 03:10 - 40 minutes - 37.3 MB

Daniel Day Lewis, you've done it again!

2012: The Artist

February 20, 2022 03:38 - 26 minutes - 24.2 MB

Black and white? Silent film? What year is it?

2011: The Fighter

February 12, 2022 03:28 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MB

Wow, Christian Bale, you crazy.

2010: Avatar

February 06, 2022 03:13 - 28 minutes - 28.5 MB

Maybe we'll watch the sequel one day.

2009: The Duchess

January 16, 2022 03:32 - 27 minutes - 25.1 MB

They somehow made Ralph Fiennes more creepy. How did they do that?

2008: Bourne Ultimatum

January 09, 2022 02:52 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MB

Not the best three-quel we've ever watched.

2007: Babel

January 02, 2022 03:37 - 32 minutes - 30 MB

A movie where no one wins, everything is sadness, and the acting is really really good.

2006: Syriana

December 26, 2021 03:15 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MB

Not quite as good as the last movie with multiple overlapping storylines, sadly.

2005: The Incredibles

December 19, 2021 03:10 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MB

It's about time we watch a Pixar movie.

2004: Return of the King

December 12, 2021 04:42 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MB

We watched the short version, so only 3.5 hours. A nice relaxing watch.

2003: Road to Perdition

December 05, 2021 02:32 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MB

Tom Hanks is...a bad guy? Gasp.

2002: A Beautiful Mind

November 28, 2021 02:48 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MB

This is a good movie, and I will not do you the disservice to make any joke about the plot here, because those jokes could spoil it for you.

2001: Traffic

November 21, 2021 03:46 - 29 minutes - 26.8 MB

Color is important.

2000: Topsy Turvy

November 14, 2021 03:34 - 29 minutes - 26.7 MB

Gilbert, and also Sullivan? Andy Serkis actually on screen? Yes please.

1999: Saving Private Ryan

November 07, 2021 01:34 - 40 minutes - 36.7 MB

Matt Damon!

1998: Titanic

October 24, 2021 02:43 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MB

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar I poooooooooooooped in your caaaaaaaaaaar. But seriously, this thing is a filmmaking masterpiece, either for the story that made people go nuts when it came out, or the insane levels of models and sets made.

1997: Fargo

October 17, 2021 02:38 - 31 minutes - 29 MB

Hey, you wanna get some Old Dutch chips and watch some Fargo? Yeah. Oh yeah? Yeah.

1996: Sense and Sensibility

October 10, 2021 02:33 - 26 minutes - 24.1 MB

A good movie, but would have been better with zombies.

1995: Ed Wood

October 03, 2021 02:28 - 32 minutes - 29.3 MB

A movie, faithfully recreating terrible movies. It's impressive how bad it looks.

1994: Jurrasic Park

September 26, 2021 02:01 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MB

Melodica Jurassic Park song

1993: Unforgiven

September 18, 2021 01:59 - 31 minutes - 28.7 MB

Old men with guns. It's kinda good.

1992: Beauty and the Beast

August 22, 2021 02:56 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MB

An animated movie! And one that's completely animated, not just Roger Rabbit. A shame this one isn't as good as Roger Rabbit.

1991: Dances With Wolves

August 15, 2021 02:37 - 37 minutes - 34.8 MB

From this point on, every Native American actor we see in a movie will probably also have been in this movie.

1990: Dead Poets Society

August 01, 2021 03:23 - 31 minutes - 31.4 MB

This is some good Robin Williams.

1989: Who Framed Roger Rabbit

July 25, 2021 02:45 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MB

Daniel nerds out about classic animation for an entire podcast.

1988: The Last Emperor

July 18, 2021 02:04 - 25 minutes - 22.9 MB

Get some good history up in there.

1987: A Room With a View

July 11, 2021 02:36 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MB

Helena Bonham Carter, before Johnny Depp.

1986: Prizzi's Honor

June 20, 2021 01:44 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MB

Starring a man who sounds like he plays golf.

1985: Purple Rain

June 13, 2021 14:06 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MB

A hometown hero, in a questionable movie with really good pop music.

1984: The Right Stuff

May 30, 2021 02:42 - 23 minutes - 21.7 MB

Dad, are you space?

1983: Gandhi

May 23, 2021 02:18 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MB

Turns out, biopics tend to be good movies.

1982: Chariots of Fire

May 16, 2021 02:19 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MB

This is where that song, with people running on the beach, that one? This is the movie that song is from. It's good for other things, but it also did that.

1981: Tess

May 02, 2021 01:59 - 28 minutes - 26.2 MB

Follow the adventures of Sexual Assault Man!

1980: Norma Rae

April 25, 2021 02:37 - 23 minutes - 21.3 MB

We manage to watch a movie about unionizing without editorializing about current events. Good job, us.

1979: Coming Home

April 11, 2021 01:36 - 32 minutes - 30.2 MB

It's apparently still the era for commenting on the Vietnam War. Also, wow, Jon Voight is unrecognizable as a young man.

1977: Rocky

March 21, 2021 03:20 - 30 minutes - 27.5 MB

Yo, Adrian!

1976: The Sunshine Boys

March 14, 2021 03:34 - 24 minutes - 24.4 MB

This movie is funny. And not because of jokes at people's expense, or anything like that. It's vaudeville, it's clean, it's simple, and it's just silly.

1975: The Great Gatsby

February 21, 2021 03:44 - 31 minutes - 31.4 MB

Casual chauvinism and great costumes.

1974: The Way We Were

February 14, 2021 03:07 - 27 minutes - 24.9 MB

Communists!

1973: Cabaret

February 07, 2021 05:00 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MB

A surprisingly low amount of sexy times, based on the title.

1972: Klute

January 31, 2021 03:54 - 26 minutes - 24 MB

Jane Fonda is naked. It's...not the only thing that happens in the movie, but it's not exactly a barnburner of a film.