I Will Fight You
71 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 42 ratingsEvery episode, I Will Fight You brings you a Cold Hard Fact, usually about cartoons, comics, and movies. Join Annie, Kit, and Maq as they turn opinions into facts like "Skeletor should be your role model" and "Everybody is really bad at being William Riker and Han Solo." Updates every 5 weeks.
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Episodes
Speed Racer
March 24, 2024 07:26 - 2 hours - 321 MBIn another special Wolfpäc episode, Annie and returning guests Lucas Brown and Anna Emmaline discuss the movie Speed Racer (2008), and Lucas proves the fact that you can do what you love and create beauty in the face of corporate greed. Find Lucas Brown at lokified.bsky.social, and Anna Emmaline at palindrome.bsky.social as well as DMing our very own Jemjammer! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Alan Wake and Control
February 18, 2024 08:00 - 2 hours - 328 MBOur hosts, with special guest Jake Mason, discuss the Alan Wake and Control games by Remedy Entertainment, and Annie proves the fact that more video games need musical interludes. Find more from Jake Mason on Twitter at @jj_mason or on Bluesky at @jakemason.bsky.social! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hallmark Holiday Romcoms
January 14, 2024 08:00 - 2 hours - 259 MBOur hosts, with special guest Jodie Troutman, do a round-up of four different Hallmark Holiday Romcoms, and Maq proves the fact that, like hot chocolate, all Hallmark moves taste about the same, but they warm you right up. Find more from Jodie Troutman's comics, lettering, and general excellence at LongTallJodie.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Interview With The Vampire
December 10, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 193 MBOur hosts discuss the movie Interview With The Vampire (1994) and Kit endeavors to prove the fact that fictional relationships don't have to be healthy to be compelling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hackers
November 05, 2023 16:00 - 3 hours - 395 MBOur solo host Annie and special guests Lucas Brown and Anna Emmaline discuss the 1995 movie Hackers, and Anna proves the fact that more media needs to provide its own ship names. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Annabelle
October 01, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 131 MBOur hosts discuss the movie Annabelle (2014) and Annie proves the fact that your haunted dolls have to look like dolls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The 10th Kingdom
August 27, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 205 MBOur hosts discuss the mini-series 10th Kingdom (2000) and Maq proves the fact that in order to parody something, you have to love it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Mask of Zorro
July 23, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 182 MBOur hosts discuss the movie The Mask of Zorro (1998) and Kit proves the fact that, like wolves into Yellowstone Park, swashbuckler movies must be reintroduced into the wild. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
How I Became Yours
June 18, 2023 07:00 - 2 hours - 254 MBOur hosts discuss the Avatar: The Last Airbender fan comic How I Became Yours, and Annie proves the fact that the Avatar fandom got WEIRD. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ju-On vs The Grudge
May 13, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 217 MBOur hosts discuss the movies Ju-On (2002) and The Grudge (2004) and Maq proves the fact that sometimes your setting can make or break the story. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The 13th Warrior
April 09, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 227 MBOur hosts and special guest Lucas Brown discuss the 1999 movie The 13th Warrior, and Lucas proves the fact that if your dudes rock hard enough, historical accuracy can go hang. Bonus music for this ep: Horse Corner Music is Green Fingers by Richard Bodgers, from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!), License code: M2RV0C5BIL1FLGGU Theme is Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 "From The New World" Arranged For Electric Guitar by AstraVex, used with permission. Find more of their stuff on their Youtube! Host...
Into the Woods
March 05, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 226 MBOur hosts discuss the 1991 and 2014 Into the Woods and Annie proves the fact that changing the medium changes the act structure, and changing the act structure changes the meaning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Romeo and Juliet Roundup
January 29, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 275 MBOur hosts discuss Romero + Juliet, Gnomeo & Juliet, and Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss and prove the fact that Romeo and Juliet isn't about what you think it's about. (though at this point I'm pretty sure it's actually about seals) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hook
December 25, 2022 08:01 - 2 hours - 270 MBOur hosts discuss the 1991 Peter Pan film Hook, and Kit proves the fact that BANGARANG Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oz
November 20, 2022 08:01 - 2 hours - 250 MBOur hosts, along with special guest Jodie Troutman, discuss the Oz books by L. Frank Baum, and Annie and Jodie prove the fact that if you like Oz, you're gay now. Find Jodie online here, including contact info and links to her various comic and lettering projects! You can find LitBrick here, and a collection of all of Jodie's Oz comics can be found here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Kiss of the Vampire
October 16, 2022 07:01 - 1 hour - 201 MBOur hosts discuss Kiss of the Vampire aka Immortally Yours, and Maq proves the fact that writer/director/producer/leads make the best/worst movies: Ladies Edition! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Heralds of Valdemar
September 11, 2022 07:01 - 1 hour - 120 MBOur hosts discuss the Mercedes Lackey book series Heralds of Valdemar and Kit proves that any adaptation of this series requires the Jim Henson Creature Shop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Cyberbully
August 07, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 246 MBOur hosts, with special guest Jake Mason, discuss the 2011 Made-For-TV Movie Cyberbu//y and prove the fact that you can just... block people. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mary Worth
July 03, 2022 07:01 - 1 hour - 190 MBOur hosts discuss the soap opera newspaper comic strip Mary Worth and Annie proves the fact that Wilbur Weston is the worst man in comics. Annie recommends The Comics Curmudgeon and Mary Worth and Me. Mary Worth can be found online at King Features Syndicate's Comics Kingdom. Show notes (in PDF form) for this episode in particular can be found here for our $5+ patrons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ladyhawke
May 29, 2022 07:01 - 1 hour - 178 MBOur hosts discuss the 1985 movie Ladyhawke and Kit proves the fact that you should always hire the Alan Parsons Project to score your fantasy film. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Labryinth
April 24, 2022 07:01 - 1 hour - 159 MBOur hosts discuss Labryinth and Maq proves the fact that David Bowie makes everything around him gayer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Theodore Rex
March 20, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 231 MBOur hosts, joined by our own ding dang editor, Lucas Brown, discuss Theodore Rex and prove the fact that when you get a contract, always have your lawyer look at it, and always read the fine print. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Boys Over Flowers
February 13, 2022 08:01 - 1 hour - 115 MBOur hosts discuss the manga Hana Yori Dango and its K-drama adaptation Boys Over Flowers and prove the fact that in a K-drama, amnesia plots are the least of your worries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bionicle
January 09, 2022 08:01 - 1 hour - 159 MBOur hosts discuss the LEGO franchise Bionicle and Kit proves the fact that knowing about Bionicle will get you laid (?) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Kindred: The Embraced
December 05, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 190 MBOur hosts, led by Maq, embark on a journey back to the far-off year of 1996 to prove the fact that Kindred: The Embraced is the LaCroix of Vampire: The Masquerade. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Van Helsing
October 31, 2021 07:00 - 2 hours - 199 MBOur hosts are joined by Alexei Pepers to discuss the 2004 film Van Helsing, and prove the fact that werewolves only shed before the first full moon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Star Trek: The Weird Ones
September 26, 2021 07:15 - 1 hour - 137 MBOur hosts discuss the weirdest episodes of Stark Trek Kit could find, including selections from TOS, Next Gen, and Voyager, and eventually, horrifyingly prove the fact that when you go too fast, you turn into lizards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Red Riding Hood
August 22, 2021 07:30 - 1 hour - 155 MBOur hosts discuss the 2011 Red Riding Hood and prove the fact that red herrings are not a substitute for foreshadowing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
CATS (2019)
July 18, 2021 07:01 - 2 hours - 126 MBOur hosts, joined by Alan Sells, discuss Cats (2019), as well as the 1998 stage production, and prove the fact that... cats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Poetry is Good, Actually
June 13, 2021 07:01 - 1 hour - 122 MBOur hosts, but mostly Maq, discuss the art of poetry, the general terribleness of Ezra Pound, and the fact that Poetry is Good, Actually. Maq chose a lot of poems for today's episode; below are some links from her show notes, including some poems we didn't get around to discussing but are worth reading nonetheless. Reading List: Canto 2 from “Hang it all, Robert Browning” to the Greek. 11 lines only, that’s all we need to hate him. Found here: https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/poetry/ca...
Venom
May 09, 2021 07:05 - 1 hour - 149 MBOur hosts discuss Venom and prove the fact that it is the greatest accidental love story between a man and a sentient pile of goo ever told. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Immortal
April 04, 2021 07:01 - 1 hour - 125 MBOur hosts discuss My Immortal, the infamous fanfic, and discuss the fact that we ALL wrote My Immortal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
My Immortal - The Ebony Supercut
April 03, 2021 00:57 - 1 minute - 2.95 MBFrom our My Immortal episode on 4/4/21: We cannot emphasize enough that Ebony has a gun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Titanic 2
February 28, 2021 08:01 - 1 hour - 145 MBOur hosts discuss the 2010 masterpiece Titanic 2 and prove why writer/director/leads make the best worst movies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Outlander
January 24, 2021 08:01 - 1 hour - 117 MBOur hosts discuss the film "Outlander" (no not that one) and Kit endeavors to prove the fact that Jim Caviezel needs a better agent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July
December 20, 2020 08:01 - 1 hour - 123 MBOur hosts discuss Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July, a film which dares to ask the question, "what is the opposite of reindeer?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
November 15, 2020 08:01 - 2 hours - 110 MBOur hosts discuss "The Nutcracker and the Four Realms" and explore the hypothesis/fact that by all accounts, this should be exactly our shit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Alpha and Omega
October 11, 2020 07:01 - 1 hour - 130 MBOur hosts regret to inform you that we have watched Alpha and Omega and are prepared to prove that enemy of the show Richard Rich must be stopped, part 7,586. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ebberon
September 07, 2020 16:42 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBOur hosts are joined by noted D&D enthusiast Chris Sims to discuss fact that Ebberon is the best Dungeons and Dragons setting. Find bonus content and general shitposting on our Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Eberron
September 07, 2020 16:42 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBOur hosts are joined by noted D&D enthusiast Chris Sims to discuss fact that Eberron is the best Dungeons and Dragons setting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dragonheart
August 02, 2020 07:01 - 1 hour - 142 MBOur hosts discuss Dragonheart and explain why it's the greatest love story between a man and a dragon ever told. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
June 28, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 111 MBOur hosts discuss Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters and explain why we, as a society, need to stop trying to make Jeremy Renner happen. He's not. going. to happen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Matrix
May 24, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 125 MBOur lost episode finally comes to light as our hosts, with guest Ally Stock, discuss The Matrix and prove the fact that Neo is a lesbian, from back in the year of our lord 2019. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Raven
April 19, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 132 MBOur hosts discuss 2012 movie The Raven, which is not The Crow, and discuss the fact that Mackenzie likes the movie she imagines when she watches The Raven, and you will, too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Street Fighter
March 15, 2020 16:44 - 1 hour - 107 MBOur hosts discuss Street Fighter: The Movie and the fact that some scenery is meant to be chewed, and some men are born to chew scenery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Cutting Edge
November 24, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 144 MBOur hosts (with guest Lucas Brown pinch-hitting for Kit) discuss The Cutting Edge and the fact that romance is a dish best served cold. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Muppet Treasure Island
September 22, 2019 06:53 - 57 minutes - 79.5 MBOur hosts discuss Muppet Treasure Island, and everyone is perplexed by a copy of Henry Kissinger's Diplomacy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Garzey's Wing
February 24, 2019 07:00 - 53 minutes - 73.3 MBOur hosts discuss the baffling English dub of Garzey's Wing and indisputably prove that it's a blight on human memory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Huntsman: Winter's War
February 03, 2019 07:00 - 55 minutes - 76.6 MBOur hosts (with guest Dimly pinch-hitting for Maq) recap The Huntsman: Winter's War and prove that you've got to let Chris Hemsworth be charming, goddamnit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Muppet Christmas Carol
January 06, 2019 07:00 - 50 minutes - 69.5 MBOur hosts discuss The Muppet Christmas Carol and explain why Ebenezer Scrooge is best performed opposite Kermit the Frog. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.