I Need a Date for the Wedding
27 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 months ago - ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsWANTED: Discreet, dysfunctional pair of millennials seek open-minded audience for casual encounters and shenanigans. Gibbs is an engaged academic with a tenuous grip on her sanity. Her hobbies include wedding planning, whittling, weightlifting, and ranting. Shah is an unattached artist with a compromised moral compass. His hobbies include anything toxic you can think of. We are open to anyone over the age of 18 who won’t mind sharing us with their friends (and family, if that’s what you’re into). Flexibility is a plus (physically or ethically). Must be comfortable with: explicit language, hysteria, chest hair, arts and crafts, primates, cosplay and cross dressing. Sound like your type of party? Then don't be shy... we're only creepy sometimes.
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S2E9 | Astrology and AO3
February 28, 2024 10:00 - 38 minutes - 26.2 MBShah would like to remind you that if anyone writes smutty fanfiction about him and Gibbs, he’ll read it on air. Gibbs would like to remind you that she’ll disembowel anyone who does that. Join Gibbs and Shah as they celebrate besting their first season's episode count with a comic, cosmic discussion about their astrological signs. Gibbs, a proud Aries, questions her sign’s proclaimed bravery. Shah, a skeptical Aquarius, casts doubt on his sign’s proclivity to advocate for underdogs. Enjoy...
S2E8 | F**k Flintstones Vitamins
January 06, 2024 23:00 - 30 minutes - 20.8 MBNew year, same them. So Gibbs decided to bring some of her real-life awkward icebreakers to the podcast. Hope you like that bit because she has A LOT more where it came from. In this episode, Shah confronts Gibbs about her smoking habit, after which Gibbs confronts Shah about his inability to walk across a room without tripping over his feet. How either of them lived this long is anyone's guess, but since they're here, they decide to have a talk about the physical wellness struggles that ...
S2E7 | Spit on Me, It's Fine
October 16, 2023 05:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MBGibbs drinks breast milk. I just want that to be your takeaway from this. Welcome back for part two of a three-episode arc on hygiene! This time, your favorite degenerates discuss all the fun intersections of hygiene and sexuality. If you're still listening to this podcast after the LAST episode, then you definitely deserve the insanity that comes out of their mouths in THIS one. Shah took it upon himself to lead the discussion this time, so don't expect any peer reviewed sources to be ci...
S2E6 | How Often Do You Shower?
October 02, 2023 11:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MBEver wondered what the link between earwax and body odor is? Yeah, neither did I. The lads are back with an episode about hygiene! This one was most definitely a Gibbs suggestion and Shah most definitely regrets agreeing to it. Anywho, join them as they march boldly into the world of body maintenance and explore everything from haircare to licking eyeballs. Spoiler alert: Shah thinks Gibbs is gross and Gibbs thinks Shah is a prude. Who is right in this situation? You decide! Between all t...
S2E5 | So, We're Banned from Tinder
July 30, 2023 14:00 - 27 minutes - 19.1 MBI feel like no one is surprised that these two are banned from Tinder. Anywho, in this episode Shah reveals how he finally got closure with the ex-girlfriend who inspired this entire show... and it's somehow more socially awkward than you are anticipating. Gibbs then tells the story about the times her fiancé tried to breakup with her, and the petty way she reminds him of it to this day. As they go further down the rabbit hole, the lads discuss breakups and divorce rates and such. Gibbs tal...
S2E4 | That Time We Almost Killed Spider-Man
July 02, 2023 15:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MBTwo guesses as to which one of these idiots almost shot a Spider-Man cosplayer. Anywho, episode four starts off with some talk about Gibbs' work party antics and her hidden athletic prowess (that was an exaggeration). From there, the lads discuss a rather nerve-wracking cinema trip and their unconventional self-defense strategies. Things take a serious turn as they discuss the their two year hiatus... by discuss I mean make glancing mention of it before deflecting and moving onto another t...
S2E3 | We Are NOT White Supremacists
May 11, 2023 09:00 - 26 minutes - 18 MBThe lads start the episode discussing Shah’s lack of organizational skills and Gibb’s anger issues. By discussing I mean Gibbs getting angry ABOUT Shah’s lack of organizational skills. After that, they spend some time on a fairly innocent topic: celebrity crushes. What can go wrong, right? Well, after a while they notice that they both lean towards a certain “type” … which leads to the real topic of the episode: racial preferences. Racial slurs in bed, raceplay, and all that fun stuff. Yeah....
S2E2 | Just Stick It In, I Guess
May 10, 2023 01:00 - 27 minutes - 18.6 MBGibbs and her fiancé had the “how many people have you slept with” talk. Hilarity ensued. This somehow leads to Shah telling a story about masturbating in closets. The topic of virginity leads to a conversation about ageplay and other “taboo” kinks. This somehow leads to Shah telling a story about ageplay that made me regret taking this job. Consent play, foot fetishes… this is a weird one.
S2E1 | Don't F**king Touch Me
May 09, 2023 20:00 - 30 minutes - 21 MBGibbs is still supposedly planning her wedding (lol) and Shah is still supposedly single (LOL), so they’re finally back for season two! If you thought they would explain their 2.5-year hiatus, then you are gravely mistaken. Instead, they spend the episode discussing their love languages! Turns out they’re both touch averse and emotionally damaged. Who would have guessed.
S1E7 | Sexytime Shenanigans
May 08, 2023 20:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MBQuick question: do you keep a list of all the people you've slept with? Asking for a friend. Anywho, Gibbs & Shah spend this episode talking about the fun stuff they get up to in their sex lives. Daddy kinks, candle accidents, making jokes during sex - you get the gist. Shah reveals his signature move for seducing women. Gibbs reveals her signature move for turning on her fiancé. Fair warning: there is an anal sex story in here you'll probably want to skip past.
S1E6 | Sleep Apnea and Squatty Potties
May 07, 2023 20:00 - 31 minutes - 21.4 MBDon't do drugs. At least, don't do drugs on air. Unfortunately for Shah, he stops breathing in his sleep. Unfortunately for Gibbs, he wakes up. Gibbs decided to make this an episode about poop so now we have to live with that... I'll admit, it's an interesting conversation, though. Apparently, public schools and Catholic schools both suck at teaching kids how their bodies are supposed to work. Gibbs tries to explain the menstrual cycle. Shah tries to explain erectile dysfunction. Also, wh...
S1E5 | Grab My Nipples
May 07, 2023 18:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MBThis episode starts with a story about a guy with a small penis. This episode also ends with a story about a guy with a small penis. Also, Gibbs finally met Shah's mom! To celebrate this moment, the lads take time to discuss the nuances of friendship. Trauma bonding, friends with benefits, and having platonic friends of the opposite sex.
S1E4 | HR Loves Us
May 07, 2023 17:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MBAh, yes, the age-old question: should you bang coworkers? The lads reveal how they met and became friends, then discuss dating and sexual harassment in the workplace. This includes a debate about the ethics of blowing your boss behind a dumpster. Also, Shah got a promotion! Gibbs still makes more money, though. This leads to an honest discussion about how money influences dating. Also, guess which one of them got fired for being high at work.
S1E3 | Flicking the Old Bean
May 07, 2023 09:00 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MBThings you could have lived without knowing: Gibbs prefers to watch porn on her phone and Shah has faked orgasms before. If either of these two are your type then you're in luck, because in this episode they discuss THEIR types. Age preferences, gender preferences, racial preferences - they cover all the bases of their turn ons/offs. Gibbs learns that having sex with animals is, in fact, not legal. Shah tells a story that probably should have been cut out, but they don't pay their editor en...
S1E2 | Character References
May 01, 2023 09:00 - 27 minutes - 18.6 MBThe lads are getting up there in age so they open the episode recounting the moments they realized they should actually start acting their age. Neither of them are where they thought they'd be at this point in life, so they reminisce about what they wanted to be when they were kids. Pretty sure they both imply that you should drop out of school. Gibbs makes passing references to drugs, which explains a lot about her. Shah references a less-than-stellar psychological evaluation, which explai...
S1E1 | Mischief and Mayhem
April 24, 2023 09:00 - 30 minutes - 21.3 MBThe episode that started it all! Also should have been the episode that ended it all but we weren't that lucky. Anyway, meet Gibbs and Shah! Gibbs is getting married at some indeterminate point in the future and Shah is the chronically single bestie she gave a plus-one. Join the fun and listen to talks about adulting and relationships from two unhinged, chaotic lads who suck at both.
Sexy-Time Shenanigans
January 07, 2021 17:00 - 37 minutes - 25.5 MBYou remember that toxic ex that made you think they cared about you, promised commitment to you, then ghosted you only to show up way later wanting you back? Yeah, that’s Gibbs and Sha. Remember how you LET that toxic ex back into your life, despite KNOWING they were no good for you? Yeah, that’s you pressing play on this episode. Anyhoo, come listen to your fave lads reminisce about the mishaps, misadventures, and miscommunications they experienced as they explored their kinks! Sha ex...
7. Sexy-Time Shenanigans
January 07, 2021 17:00 - 37 minutes - 25.5 MBYou remember that toxic ex that made you think they cared about you, promised commitment to you, then ghosted you only to show up way later wanting you back? Yeah, that’s Gibbs and Sha. Remember how you LET that toxic ex back into your life, despite KNOWING they were no good for you? Yeah, that’s you pressing play on this episode. Anyhoo, come listen to your fave lads reminisce about the mishaps, misadventures, and miscommunications they experienced as they explored their kinks! Sha ex...
6. How Do You Pronounce Urophagia?
December 11, 2020 15:00 - 29 minutes - 20.6 MBA Friday upload?! Weird, right? Well, this is a weird episode from your fave lads. This one wasn't supposed to be published this week. Or at all, actually. But they suffered through it so now we have to suffer through it too. Sha stops breathing in his sleep. Unfortunately, he starts breathing again. Gibbs decides to talk about bowel movements, for some odd reason. Bonus points if you don't dry heave during this episode. Health insurance? IN THIS ECONOMY? Lulz. Also, don't do drugs.
5. Trauma Bros
December 07, 2020 13:00 - 33 minutes - 22.7 MBThe lads discuss the power of friendship (lulz). Trigger warning: this episode is bookended by Sha telling stories about men who have small penises. Also, Gibbs finally met Sha's mom! And we learn that Gibbs' maid of honor is also her best maid. But maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
4. HR Violations
November 16, 2020 21:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MBSo Sha got promoted and just won't shut up about it and Gibbs has the word "bestiality" in her google search history, for some odd reason. Sha makes a very bold statement towards the IRS. Gibbs' fiancé met Sha's ex. If you listen closely, you can hear the exact moment Gibbs' fourth glass of wine kicked in. And they wonder why they have trouble finding fulfilling employment.
3. Incognito Mode
November 09, 2020 22:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MBThe lads discuss the merits of incognito mode. Gibbs fails at No-Fap-November. Sha continues to just fail. Shia LaBeouf vs Emma Watson. Why? WHY NOT
Incognito Mode
November 09, 2020 22:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MBThe lads discuss the merits of incognito mode. Gibbs fails at No-Fap-November. Sha continues to just fail. Shia LaBeouf vs Emma Watson. Why? WHY NOT
1. Mischief and Mayhem
November 02, 2020 09:00 - 33 minutes - 23.1 MBWANTED: Discreet, dysfunctional pair of twenty-somethings seek open-minded audience for casual encounters and shenanigans. Gibbs is an engaged academic with a tenuous grip on her sanity. Her hobbies include wedding planning, whittling, weightlifting, and ranting. Sha is an unattached artist with a compromised moral compass. His hobbies include anything toxic you can think of. We are open to anyone over the age of 18 who won’t mind sharing us with their friends (and family, if that’s what y...
Character References
November 02, 2020 09:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MBAdulting is hard... that's why we don't do it! ^____^ Join your favorite lads as they try their hardest to ignore that they are now old af. Gibbs has a near nervous break over her career prospects. Sha's psychologist has a crush on him. Mondays, amirite?
2. Character References
November 02, 2020 09:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MBAdulting is hard... that's why we don't do it! ^____^ Join your favorite lads as they try their hardest to ignore that they are now old af... also, do kids even say "af" anymore? Gibbs has a near nervous break over her career prospects. Sha's psychologist has a crush on him. Mondays, amirite?
Mischief and Mayhem
November 02, 2020 09:00 - 33 minutes - 23.1 MBWANTED: Discreet, dysfunctional pair of twenty-somethings seek open-minded audience for casual encounters and shenanigans. Gibbs is an engaged academic with a tenuous grip on her sanity. Her hobbies include wedding planning, whittling, weightlifting, and ranting. Sha is an unattached artist with a compromised moral compass. His hobbies include anything toxic you can think of. We are open to anyone over the age of 18 who won’t mind sharing us with their friends (and family, if that’s what y...