The dudes from Who Needs Friends and Stay Cool 4Ever breakdown that dumpster fire of American Exceptionalism that is their favorite reality show, The Bachelor and all of its iterations. We will be taking a bleak look at each week's iteration of exploitable millennials trapped in an operant conditioning chamber WARNING: WE ARE DOCTORS OF BRAINOLOGY AND DEPRESSION.


This week we succomb to the dreary drip that is the slog of the second to last week of Paradise. AMIRITE GUYS?! Oy. Have you ever watched molasses race syrup? Syrup wins and in this episode we see Clay break down, Angela play games and oh wait so does Blake. Dylan and Hannah are boring and Dean returns so there are at least some flies in our sugar. Shoe fly and lets figure out who the next Bachelor is.


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