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I Killed Your Dog Podcast

30 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 months ago - ★★★★★ - 51 ratings

Comedian and Vet Technician, Velina Taskov and Vet Assistant Brittany Hartfelder host the I Killed Your Dog Podcast, where the only thing they kill is your perceptions of the veterinary industry.
Listen to these two facetiously giggle at macabre stories and candidly discuss the foibles and rewarding work of Veterinary Medicine.
Follow us on Instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast or email us [email protected]

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Episodes

I Killed Your Dog with Tim and Anupama PART 1

June 01, 2023 23:49 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

EP04 In this episode ICU Vets, Tim and Anupama grace us with their presence. Brittany increases her geography knowledge and Velina teaches her how to pronounce exotic names.  In PART 1, the vets open up to Velina about the challenges of Veterinary Medicine during Covid times, Aussie wildlife stories and maggots.  Follow us on instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast Send us your comments or vet memes to [email protected]

I Killed Your Dog with Tim and Anupama PART 2

June 01, 2023 18:32 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB

EP 05 The girls continue PART 2 with ICU veterinarians Tim and Anupama. They dive into awkward euthanasia stories, vet school shenanigans, growing up in Africa and treating sassy goats. Not all heroes wear capes, some are in scrubs with anal gland juice on them. 

I Killed Your Dog with Ange

May 03, 2023 08:07 - 2 hours - 98 MB

EP 30 *Recorded May 2023* (Released the same day... we be crazy!) Riffing with Rose, Buttons Brittany and Talk-a-lot-Taskov interview their phenomenal friend and vet assistant, Angela.  The girls giggle about Velina's roommate's advice on what to do if you see a dog in a hot vehicle alongside stories from Ange about fainting during surgery and Velina's shitty first aid skills and mistakes we have all made in the industry.  They also touch base on overnight care with no doctors which can ...

I Killed Your Dog with AJ

April 29, 2023 02:27 - 1 hour - 90.4 MB

EP 29 *Recorded Feb 2022 @ the Fadam and Friends Podcast "Studio"* Your two favourite bitches are back, but with red wine this time, as they recap on their week and chat about this episode. Talk-a-lot-Taskov and Buttons Brittany are joined by Vet Tech, and Seattle-based comic, AJ.  AJ tells us about curbside experiences, euth stories, the difference between work injuries in the States vs countries with free healthcare.  Listen in as they goof around with gin & tonic, touching topics such...

I Killed Your Dog with Dr. Mike Bugg

April 22, 2023 00:10 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

EP28 *Recorded today, released today, can you believe this shit?* We are joined over the phone by 'Social Vet', Dr. Mike Bugg, Co-host of The Veterinary Project podcast and author of "You're gonna get peed on" The girls crack open some tequilas while they talk to Miserable Mike about his journey through the veterinary industry, now turned into Motivated Mike.  Stories include; vet school mishaps, buffalo shenanigans, gaining financial freedom, and the story behind his book title.  Follo...

I Killed Your Dog with Emma

April 15, 2023 22:14 - 1 hour - 88.6 MB

EP27 *Recorded in March 2023* Buttons Brittany and Talk-a-lot-Taskov whine down with assistant Emma over the phone with their boxed wine.  Topics covered are how things are going since changing clinics, veto clients, rabies, CPR cases and euth pranks.  *some glitches in this episode may occur - soz* Follow us on insta @ikilledyourdogpodcast Send us an email of your veterinary stories [email protected]  

I Killed Your Dog with MumMum Katie

March 06, 2023 04:05 - 2 hours - 90.9 MB

EP26 *Recorded in Feb 2022* The girls whine while they wine with supermum RVT, Katie!  Buttons Brittany and Talk-a-lot-Taskov have a sit-down and discuss Katie's experiences with exotics, bunnies, wolves, and more Canadian wildlife.  They discuss toxic clinics, coping mechanisms and some crazy shit about necropsies and squashed cats. Brittany is announced as manager and we all know how that ended.   Stay tuned for more pre-recorded episodes  Drop us a line at [email protected]...

I Killed Your Dog in the New Year of 2023

January 09, 2023 09:31 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

EP 25 It's 2023 and your favourite bitches are finally back! After a long, unexpected, lazy yet traumatic hiatus in 2022, Talk-a-lot-Taskov and Buttons Brittany are back with more veterinary mischief. The girls tell tales of 2022 with tequila! As per usual Velina scatterbrains her way through an alcohol-fueled update with our favourite cockroach, Brittany. The consensus is that our listeners can't get enough of our button's bitch accent. The girls discuss their new roles and welcome 2023 w...

I Killed Your Dog With Katreen

February 02, 2022 04:47 - 1 hour - 126 MB

EP 24 Katreen is a Registered Veterinary Technician originally from BC but studied in Olds, Ablerta. She is our special guest today as we moan with mimoasa's and swiftly change to rose while we rage.  Listen to the girls dissect wrinkles, horse hearts and manage time bewteen ICU and SX. Work-life balance is important to us all; how do we cope? Vent-a-lot-Velina delves into ringbarking and smelly death; while Buttons Brittany gives us insight into stink bug attacks.    The girls discuss ...

I Killed Your Dog with Abbie

December 04, 2021 00:20 - 2 hours - 95.2 MB

EP23 The girls are stoked to try out their new equipment and sound effects, especially 'Buttons Brittany'. In this episode, our hosts are joined by a chiller Vet Tech, Abbie as the boxed wine (goon bag) flows so does their conversation about practicum students, overtime, and burnout.  Abbie opens up about her horrible euth experiences, turtles, and crazy taxidermy stories.  'Vent-a-lot-Velina' loses it about clients abusing drugs of addiction and 'Buttons Brittany' joins in with the frus...

I Killed Your Dog On Our Anniversary

November 01, 2021 07:43 - 1 hour - 71 MB

EP22 Happy 1 Year Anniversary! We made it team! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! In this episode, we find Brittany and Velina reunited as they 'whine while we wine'. They both get way too drunk and waffle on about Talk-a-lot-Taskov's return to North America as a refugee, shenanigans in Seattle, and Halloween costumes.  Cockroach Brittany has decided that curbside can fuck right off as the girls discuss the changes and challenges with the ongoing pandemic. They recap their week, covering topics such as cat...

I Killed Your Dog with Jock

June 15, 2021 13:45 - 2 hours - 103 MB

EP21 Recorded in April 2021, in this episode Velina and Brittany 'whine while we wine' with super surgeon Dr. Jock!  Sadly our hosts have some sound quality issues (AGAIN) and it's not just coz Velina is a few stubbies short of a six-pack and sings Brittany a song. (best to listen with earphones) The girls cackle along as Jock opens up about the time she discovered she doesn't know shit about "non-Mexican walking fish" (The Axolotl) Brittany thinks she is famous and quickly discovers desp...

I Killed Your Dog with Lan-Chop

May 10, 2021 05:35 - 2 hours - 97.5 MB

EP 20 It's been a while since our latest episode but after some sound quality setbacks we have returned to our favourite state... tired after a shift and drinking our despondency away.  Brittany sounds far away in this episode, because she is! Our guest this week is Dr Lan and she openly admits to being a clinic slut. (Working at different clinics, get your mind out of the wet sink!) The girls touch base on many topics such as Lan's adventure as a vet in the UK, covering the most importan...

I Killed Your Dog in quarantine

March 23, 2021 12:30 - 36 minutes - 28.2 MB

EP19 After experiencing technical difficulties, Velina and Brittany are back!  The girls are talkin' shit again, and by shit, we mean canine fecal excrement.   While Velina is "enjoying" her leisure time in quarantine, Brittany shares with us her fears of being kidnapped by a client and that her dreams of becoming a professional dog groomer are dashed!  Brittany and Velina are ADR in this episode as Velina discusses her setbacks with her quarantino vino meanwhile Brittany loves her job s...

I Killed Your Dog with Heather

February 22, 2021 10:52 - 1 hour - 65.5 MB

EP 18 Due to technical difficulties, (shit wifi in Aussie plague jail) we were unable to release our intended episode so this week's episode was recorded in NOV 2020, Canadian edition! Our guest this week is Dr. Heather, a self-professed mega nerd veterinarian!  Heather starts off with a story about a drunk client abusing her post a horrifying euth.   The girls cover a wide range of topics; from decapitated cats, anal glands in the cornea, crying at lunchtime, and the Fetotomy story that ...

I Killed Your Dog at LAX

February 13, 2021 06:49 - 40 minutes - 32 MB

EP17 Velina and Brittany do an episode at LAX airport before Talk-a-lot-Taskov is to board her plane. The girls drunkenly discuss Velina's Seattle adventures and her FIRST first-class experience.  Cockroach Brittany talks about her week at work; idiopathic cystitis and the first foreign body surgery of the year.  The girls read out a gruesome horse euth story from Northern Virginia followed by messages from our other listeners.  Will Talk-a-lot-Taskov make it on her flight? Tune in to ne...

I Killed your dog with Velina and Brittany in the US and A

February 02, 2021 04:53 - 58 minutes - 45.6 MB

EP16 Booze over the Border! Velina is stuck in the States while Brittany is dealing with a mud storm back in Kelowna. The girls catch up on their week and read out messages from their listeners full of dog jizz and praise.  Pictures from the episode on insta: @ikilledyourdogpodcast 

I Killed Your Dog with Laurie

January 26, 2021 21:47 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

EP15 The girls are joined by Laurie, a Vet tech with 20 years of experience!  Velina and Brittany prattle on about Vee's covid test and flights going to Australia. Laurie starts off with a banger of a story: dog semen and cows being attacked by bears with an unexpected ending.  We delve deeper into Laurie's snake phobia and pranks that Velina has done at work.  This week's episode ends with horse euthanasia and laughing at negative feedback.  Follow us on Instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcas...

I Killed Your Dog with Liz

January 19, 2021 21:45 - 1 hour - 57.5 MB

EP14  In this week's episode, we are joined by Liz, a vet assistant that works at a local animal shelter.  The girls ask about the difference between working at a vet clinic vs working at a shelter. Liz tells us about ducks, goats, African greys and rats. Velina shares an embarrassing voicemail and the curse of having an accent in a foreign country.  Velina and Brittany plug the Interior Wildlife Rehabilitation Society, a new wildlife group in the Okanagan.  Check out our Instagram @ikil...

I Killed Your Dog with Velina and Brittany 2021

January 08, 2021 06:47 - 53 minutes - 41.6 MB

EP13 HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!! The girls recap their New Years' shenanigans full of snow mishaps and comedians doing bubblers.  As the New Year begins Velina and Brittany chat about the first week back at work and read out the stories listeners have sent in. Topics include duck penis' and dog fleshlights and filling testicles with H202!  Join us as 2021 begins with many more comedic veterinary tails ;) @ikilledyourdogpodcast [email protected]

I Killed Your Dog with Michelle and Pru PART 2

December 31, 2020 05:29 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

EP12 LAST EPISODE OF 2020!!  The girls say goodbye to the last Aussie edition of I Killed Your Dog. Velina and Brittany chat about non-emergent cases during the holiday period and Brittany's dislike for Pugs.  In PART 2 of Michelle and Pru's interview, we hear Lori the Lorikeet squawking away while the girls chat about euth protocols, maggots, cadavers, getting your vet med wings and dogs who eat EVERYTHING.  HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL!!! @ikilledyourdogpodcast [email protected] ...

I Killed Your Dog with Michelle and Pru PART 1

December 22, 2020 02:17 - 1 hour - 101 MB

EP11 In this episode, Brittany and Velina express their concerns about clinics shutting down due to Covid-19 and clinic Xmas parties. Velina finally admits the truth about drop bears and Brittany asks why you might spray paint a dead Kangaroo  The girls chat about PART 1 of the final Aussie edition of I Killed Your Dog. Our guests, Michelle and Pru (Vet Nurses) are interviewed in an Aussie backyard and joined by an annoying unwanted guest, a rainbow lorikeet. Listen to these guys talk ove...

I Killed Your Dog with Abbey and Hally PART2

December 14, 2020 20:23 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

EP10   Velina and Brittany prattle on about the extended lockdown and chat about comments from listeners. PART 2 of Abbey and Hally's interview brings them to discuss NZ being the safest place in the world but not for chickens! Hally expresses his concern about vending machines and a cow fetotomy story.  @ikilledyourdogpodcast [email protected]

I Killed Your Dog with Abbey and Hally PART 1

December 09, 2020 02:43 - 1 hour - 68.5 MB

EP09 In this episode, Brittany and Velina waffle on about the next Aussie edition of I killed your dog as they drink sangrias.  Velina drunkenly sits down with Abbey (surgical vet nurse) and Hally (vet surgeon) as they joke around about aussies vs kiwis, the imperial system vs the metric system and Hally's crazy CT adventures.  @ikilledyourdogpodcast [email protected]

I Killed Your Dog with Jane and Will PART 2

December 01, 2020 01:29 - 53 minutes - 40 MB

EP08 Brittany tries to convince Velina she wants to jerk off a dog for educational purposes. In Part 2, Jane (surgical vet nurse) and Will (resident in small animal surgery) candidly tell Velina about large animal ejaculation, sheep eating birds of New Zealand and Vet school calendars.  @ikilledyourdogpodcast [email protected]

I Killed Your Dog with Jane and Will PART 1

November 24, 2020 17:10 - 48 minutes - 36.9 MB

EP07 Brittany and Velina laugh about ejaculation in the latest Aussie edition of I Killed Your Dog. Velina interviews Jane (a surgical nurse) and Will (a resident in small animal surgery). In this episode, they candidly speak about client dislikes, certain dog breeds and quality of life conversations.  Stay tuned for PART 2. @ikilledyourdogpodcast [email protected]

I Killed Your Dog with April and Christina

November 18, 2020 01:34 - 1 hour - 89.4 MB

EP06 Velina and Brittany read Veterinary misfortune cookies as they chat about their week and the next Aussie edition of the podcast.  In this episode, Velina interviews ICU nurses April and Christina. April indulges us with Tassie devil stories, high koalas and snake pranks.  Christina speaks about outrageous clients and calling the Police at work. As always we discuss the struggles of covid in the industry.  Good luck trying to decipher Aussie slang in this one!

I Killed Your Dog with Kasie and Shannon PART 2

November 04, 2020 21:35 - 1 hour - 59.7 MB

EP03 The girls prattle on about Brittany's experience with a moose, her paw print wall and PART 2 of I Killed Your Dog with Kasie and Shannon.  In this Aussie episode Kasie and Shannon tell Velina about their most disgusting experiences in Vet med, Kasie talks about Canadian animals, Shannon tells us about foreign body surgeries and the girls open up about home euthanasia.  Shout out to ROB HALL WINE for providing us with delicious drinks!  Follow us on instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast o...

I Killed Your Dog with Kasie and Shannon PART 1

November 03, 2020 01:15 - 57 minutes - 43.1 MB

EP02 The girls introduce Velina's first Aussie episode of I Killed Your Dog (PART 1). Velina interviews two ICU vet nurses, Kasie and Shannon. They cackle about dogs eating shit, clients of the night and angry cats.  Follow us on instagram @ikilledyourdogpodcast or email [email protected] for any question, comments or if you need any veterinary advice.  

I Killed Your Dog with Velina and Brittany

November 03, 2020 00:03 - 31 minutes - 31.2 MB

EP01 Comedian and Vet Technician, Velina Taskov and Vet Assistant Brittany Hartfelder host the I Killed Your Dog Podcast, where the only thing they kill is your perceptions of the veterinary industry.  Listen to these two facetiously giggle at macabre stories and candidly discuss the foibles and rewarding work of Veterinary Medicine. Get to know the hosts in this first episode, as the girls discuss Velina's Aussie Adventures during the pandemic outbreak and the stories she collected from ...