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The Long Watch

238 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago -

“Each week Harlly Lewis, Jeaun Lewis and Lawson Kiehne work their way through “The List”, an overly long and unnecessarily complex catalogue of films of all genres. It may seem like madness, but there are rules - even if only Lawson understands them.“

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Episode 226: The Pitch Perfect Trilogy (2012-2017)

March 23, 2024 03:00 - 2 hours - 93.9 MB

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could sing a lick, they would. But they can't. And they hate themselves every day because of it. ALSO DISCUSSED * Frankenweenie (2012) * Spaceman (2024) * V/H/S (2012) * V/H/S/2 (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 225: The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)

March 16, 2024 03:00 - 2 hours - 110 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice they charitably said girl and not person because, let's face it, they’d smoke all of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Hole (2009) * House at the End of the Street (2012) * Two Evil Eyes (1990) PITH TAKES * Area 7 (novel, 2001) * The Wharf Revue: Pride in Prejudice (variety show, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrig...

Episode 224: Looper (2012)

March 09, 2024 03:00 - 2 hours - 135 MB

You’re going to soak up Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s love like a sponge. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bait (2012) * Boar (2017) * Dune: Part Two (2024) * Hope Springs (2012) PITH TAKE * Chivalry (graphic novel, 2022) * Gaslight (play, 2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 223: Dredd (2012)

March 02, 2024 03:00 - 1 hour - 78 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will debase themselves for credits. ALSO DISCUSSED * Madame Web (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 1 (2010) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 2 (2010) PITH TAKE * God of War Ragnarök: Valhalla (video game DLC, 2023) * The Wolves (play, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 222: Total Recall (2012)

February 24, 2024 03:00 - 1 hour - 77.1 MB

You might want to give Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson a kiss goodbye. As long as you don’t mind where those lips have been. ALSO DISCUSSED * Iron Sky (2012) * Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) * Lake Mungo (2008) PITH TAKE * Rent (stage musical, 1996) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 221: Our Favourite Movies of 2023

February 17, 2024 03:00 - 2 hours - 179 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are breaking into your regularly scheduled programming with an unusually timely episode on their favourite films from the year that was. HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - Asteroid City 9 - The Last Voyage of the Demeter 8 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves 7 - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 6 - A Haunting in Venice 5 - Saltburn 4 - Poor Things 3 - Barbie 2 - Beau is Afraid 1 - Oppenheimer Honourable Mentions - Evil Dead Rise, Guardians of the Galaxy Vo...

Episode 220: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

February 10, 2024 03:00 - 2 hours - 126 MB

‘The Long Watch’ has been under intense public scrutiny in the wake of Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s, uh, breach of trust. Meaning people are pissed off because they tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) * Henry VIII (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 1 (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 2 (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry V (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Richard II (2012) * The Killer (2023) * The Merry Wiv...

Episode 219: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)

February 03, 2024 03:00 - 2 hours - 119 MB

Once again, if you're just tuning in, the CSA space shuttle Deliverance has been destroyed. The final mission to save mankind has failed. The seventy-mile wide asteroid known commonly as Matilda is set to collide with Earth in exactly three weeks time, and Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of our countdown to the End of Days, along with all your classic rock favorites. ALSO DISCUSSED * Kids vs. Aliens (2022) * Moonrise Kingdom (2012) * The Second Be...

Episode 218: The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2011)

January 27, 2024 03:00 - 2 hours - 138 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't want to be the first person they let off the plane in a hostage crisis. ALSO DISCUSSED * Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) * Brave (2012) * Loudermilk: Season 1 (2017) * Rock of Ages (2012) * The Tempest (2010) PITH TAKES * Drama: An Actor’s Education (memoir, 2011) * Raw Dog: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs (nonfiction book, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightside...

Episode 217: The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

January 20, 2024 03:00 - 2 hours - 129 MB

You’re never gonna see Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. Ever. But be thankful. Those guys are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare. ALSO DISCUSSED * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Battleship (2012) * Boy Swallows Universe (2024) * Chernobyl Diaries (2012) * Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) * The Dictator (2012) * The Holdovers (2023) * The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016) * Mean Girls (2024) * Night Swim (2024) * Saltburn (2023) * Snow White and the Huntsman (2...

Episode 216: Detention (2011)

January 13, 2024 03:00 - 2 hours - 143 MB

Personally, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do feel sympathy for animals, which is why they choose to only eat baby animals. They have not lived as long, and they are not leaving as much behind. ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022) * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Dark Shadows (2012) * Dream Scenario (2023) * Leave the World Behind (2023) * The Little Mermaid (2023) * Lockout (2012) * The Monk (2011) * Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Season 1 (2023-2024) * Poor ...

Episode 215: The Hunger Games Series (2012-2015)

January 06, 2024 03:00 - 3 hours - 195 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can throw a hundred-pound sack of flour right over their heads. I've seen it. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Artful Dodger: Season 1 (2023) * ATM (2012) * Dark Harvest (2023) * The Hunter (2011) * Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) PITH TAKE * Circle of Flight (novel, 2006) * The Gunslinger (novel, 1982) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog a...

Bonus Episode: Robot Monster (1953)

December 30, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson cannot, yet they must. Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 214: Margin Call (2011)

December 23, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Maybe you could tell Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson what is going on. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever. ALSO DISCUSSED * 22 Jump Street (2014) * A Christmas Carol (1984) * Game Change (2012) * John Carter (2012) * The Raven (2012) * Squid Game: The Challenge - Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKE * Incurable (novel, 2005) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read L...

Episode 213: 21 Jump Street (2012)

December 16, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 111 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson just ruined a five year investigation! ALSO DISCUSSED * Candy Cane Lane (2023) * The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) * Project X (2012) * Talk to Me (2022) * Trading Places (1983) PITH TAKES * The Amateurs (play, 2018) * A Christmas Carol (play, 2018) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycou...

Episode 212: Chronicle (2012)

December 09, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 86.4 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could crush you! You know that? They could crush you! ALSO DISCUSSED * Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker (2012) * The Girl in the Spider’s Web (2018) * John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) * Safe House (2012) * This Means War (2012) * When Evil Lurks (2023) PITH TAKE * While I Live (novel, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroug...

Episode 211: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

December 02, 2023 08:48 - 2 hours - 326 MB

You will be investigating thieves, misers, bullies. The most detestable collection of people that you will ever meet – Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Grey (2011) * Haywire (2011) * The Innkeepers (2011) * Leave the World Behind (2023) * Saltburn (2023) * Thanksgiving (2023) PITH TAKES * The History of the Devil (play, 1980) * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin (comic book miniseries, 2020-2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 ...

Episode 210: Carnage (2011)

November 25, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 118 MB

Look at Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson, all hunched over like they were left on the side of the road. ALSO DISCUSSED * Coriolanus (2011) * The Divide (2011) * The Iron Lady (2011) * Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023) PITH TAKE * Vietgone (play, 2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 209: The Descendants (2011)

November 18, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 95.6 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are out here sipping Mai Tais, shaking their hips, and catching waves. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Adventures of Tintin (2011) * The Darkest Hour (2011) * Hugo (2011) * J. Edgar (2011) * The Marvels (2023) * No One Will Save You (2023) PITH TAKES * The Other Side of Dawn (novel, 1999) * Saints Row (video game, 2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's ...

Episode 208: In Time (2011)

November 11, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 92.5 MB

Why did Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson play strip poker with you? ALSO DISCUSSED * The Double (2011) * Gerald’s Game (2017) * Immortals (2011) * Killers of the Flower Moon (2023) * The Three Musketeers (2011) PITH TAKE * If It Bleeds (short story collection, 2020) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 207: Love Never Dies (2012)

November 04, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 123 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson know what Hammerstein is paying you. They will double the amount for just one night's work. ALSO DISCUSSED * Coupled Up for Christmas (2023) * Haunted Mansion (2023) * Holy Flying Circus (2011) * The Ides of March (2011) * The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (2011) * V/H/S/85 (2023) PITH TAKE * The Appleton Ladies’ Potato Race (play, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://on...

Episode 206: Take Shelter (2011)

October 28, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 77.3 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were in one of your dreams, weren’t they? Are you gonna be able to deal with that? ALSO DISCUSSED * 50/50 (2011) * Red State (2011) PITH TAKES * Arkham Asylum: Living Hell (comic miniseries, 2003) * Frankenstein (play, 2023) * The Night is for Hunting (novel, 1998) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.word...

Episode 205: Contagion (2011)

October 21, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 104 MB

Someone doesn't have to weaponise the bird flu. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are doing that. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Exorcist: Believer (2023) * The Fall of the House of Usher (2023) * Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) * Our Flag Means Death: Season 2 (2023) * Salting the Battlefield (2014) * Turks & Caicos (2014) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecand...

Episode 204: Page Eight (2011)

October 14, 2023 01:31 - 2 hours - 145 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are no use. They like jazz. ALSO DISCUSSED * Apollo 18 (2011) * The Creator (2023) * Dream House (2011) * Gen V: Season 1 (2023) * Saw X (2023) PITH TAKES * Burning for Revenge (novel, 1997) * The Music Man (stage musical, 1957) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 203: The Caller (2011)

October 07, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 68.6 MB

Carter loses. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson become president. ALSO DISCUSSED * Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2010) * Fright Night 2: New Blood (2013) * Sex Education: Season 4 (2023) PITH TAKES * Bananaland (stage musical, 2023) * The Dark Side of the Moon Planetarium Experience (immersive experience, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecand...

Episode 202: Fright Night (2011)

September 30, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 159 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't need an invitation if there's no house. ALSO DISCUSSED * 30 Minutes or Less (2011) * Before I Wake (2016) * Blue Beetle (2023) * Conan the Barbarian (2011) * Oculus (2013) PITH TAKES * Darkness, Be My Friend (novel, 1996) * Nick Mason’s Saucerful of Secrets: The Echoes Tour (concert, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https:...

Episode 201: Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011)

September 23, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. ALSO DISCUSSED * Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) * A Haunting in Venice (2023) * Knock at the Cabin (2023) * War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 200: Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

September 16, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 86 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson together… strong! ALSO DISCUSSED * The Guard (2011) * The Help (2011) * The Raven (2012) PITH TAKE * The Third Day, the Frost (novel, 1995) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 199: The Perfect Host (2010)

September 09, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 108 MB

You're Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s guest. And they’re glad you're here. But you have no one but yourself to blame. ALSO DISCUSSED * Attack the Block (2011) * Cowboys & Aliens (2011) * Raven’s Hollow (2022) PITH TAKE * Twelfth Night (play, 1602) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 198: Absentia (2011)

September 02, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 125 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do not love that you are here for this. ALSO DISCUSSED * Green Lantern (2011) * Friends with Benefits (2011) * Justice Society: World War II (2021) * The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) * The Pope’s Exorcist (2023) * Renfield (2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 197: Super 8 (2011)

August 26, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 103 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson would never have given you this information if you hadn’t served together in Vietnam. ALSO DISCUSSED * Asteroid City (2023) * The Chameleon (2010) * The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) * Too Big to Fail (2011) PITH TAKES * Bioshock Infinite (video game, 2013) * Drama: An Actor’s Education (nonfiction book, 2011) * Mamma Mia! (stage musical, 1999) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebr...

Episode 196: The Tunnel (2011)

August 19, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Minister, have you seen the report about Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson in the tunnels? ALSO DISCUSSED * Priest (2011) * Takeshi’s Castle Project: Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKES * Bioshock 2 (video game, 2010) * The Dead of the Night (novel, 1994) * Marvel 1602 (comic book limited series, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress...

Episode 195: The Beaver (2011)

August 12, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 158 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have lied to us. And it's the exact same lie. The same six words. “Everything is going to be okay.” ALSO DISCUSSED * Good Omens: Season 2 (2023) * Meg 2: The Trench (2023) * Memphis (2011) * Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) * Thank God You’re Here: Season 5 (2023) PITH TAKE * Tomorrow, When the War Began (novel, 1993) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia...

Episode 194: Hanna (2011)

August 05, 2023 03:08 - 2 hours - 102 MB

I just want Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson to stop saying ‘vomitorium’. ALSO DISCUSSED * Barbie (2023) * Cocaine Bear (2023) * Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) * Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015) * Insidious: The Last Key (2018) * Insidious: The Red Door (2023) * Oppenheimer (2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 193: Insidious (2010)

July 29, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 148 MB

This is the first line of a joke, right? A guy comes home to find his wife with Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. ALSO DISCUSSED * Paul (2011) * Source Code (2010) * Stitches (2012) * Super (2010) * The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) * You Might Be the Killer (2018) * Your Highness (2011) PITH TAKE * Bioshock (video game, 2007) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at htt...

Episode 192: Red Riding Hood (2011)

July 22, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 140 MB

Oh, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson! What big teeth you have! ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Hex (2021) * Limitless (2011) * Miracle Workers: End Times (2023) * The Muppets Mayhem (2023) * My Adventures with Superman: Season 1 (2023) * Run All Night (2015) * Sucker Punch (2011) * Vanishing on 7th Street (2010) PITH TAKE * Cake (play, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Bl...

Episode 191: The Adjustment Bureau (2011)

July 15, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 86 MB

Were you just looking at Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s legs while they slept? ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Scarecrow 2 (2022) * I Am Number Four (2011) * Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) * Unknown (2011) * The Witcher: Season 3 (2023) PITH TAKE * 42nd Street (stage musical, 1980) * Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (video game, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Bl...

Episode 190: Kaboom (2010)

July 08, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson? As in the legendary sirens luring helpless sailors to their doom? ALSO DISCUSSED * Jekyll and Hyde (2021) * The Mechanic (2011) * Mechanic: Resurrection (2016) * The Rite (2011) * Sanctum (2011) * Secret Invasion (2023) * The Sunset Limited (2011) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 189: The King's Speech (2010)

July 01, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 153 MB

In the past, all Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off their horse. Now they must invade people's homes and ingratiate themselves with them. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amityville Curse (2023) * Black Mirror: Season 6 (2023) * The Flash (2023) * Gulliver’s Travels (2010) * How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) * No Strings Attached (2011) * Season of the Witch (2011) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Je...

Episode 188: True Grit (2010)

June 24, 2023 03:01 - 1 hour - 77.7 MB

Who worked Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson over with the ugly stick? ALSO DISCUSSED * Casino Jack (2010) * Macbeth (2010) * The Pale Blue Eye (2022) * Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) * The Tempest (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 187: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

June 17, 2023 02:53 - 1 hour - 116 MB

Mrs Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. Never in the history of mankind have the nations of the world reacted with such unanimity and cooperation. Tonight, the lights will burn until dawn in the United Nations building as the leaders of the world map a course of action. ALSO DISCUSSED * Fair Game (2010) * The Little Mermaid (2023) * Love & Other Drugs (2010) * Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) * Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) *...

Episode 186: Red Hill (2010)

June 10, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 140 MB

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson ride into this town they’ll be bringing hell with them. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beyond Skyline (2017) * Burlesque (2010) * Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1986) * Morning Glory (2010) * Muppet Treasure Island (1996) * Renfield (2023) * Skyline (2010) * Skylines (2020) * The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1968) * Unstoppable (2010) PITH TAKE * Moulin Rouge! The Musical (stage musical, 2018) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Re...

Episode 185: My Soul to Take (2010)

June 03, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 74.2 MB

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson live in a house of blood, and they accept that. ALSO DISCUSSED * Altitude (2010) * Due Date (2010) * Troll Hunter (2010) PITH TAKE * The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair That Changed America (nonfiction book, 2003) * Full Throttle (2019, short story collection) * Ishmael (play, 2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Laws...

Episode 184: The Social Network (2010)

May 27, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 137 MB

You better lawyer up, asshole, because Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson aren’t coming back for 30%, they’re coming back for EVERYTHING. ALSO DISCUSSED * Fast X (2023) * Night of the Demons (2009) * RED (2010) * RED 2 (2013) PITH TAKE * Deus Ex: Human Revolution (video game, 2011) * Itchy, Tasty: An Unofficial History of Resident Evil (nonfiction book, 2021) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ ...

Episode 183: Easy A (2010)

May 20, 2023 03:11 - 2 hours - 132 MB

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are having an OK day and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof. ALSO DISCUSSED * Devil (2010) * Interview with the Vampire: Season 1 (2022) * The Last Exorcism (2010) * The Last Exorcism Part II (2013) * Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) * M3gan (2022) * Piranha 3DD (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Love’s Labour’s Lost (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://...

Episode 182: Piranha 3D (2010)

May 13, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 92.5 MB

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson hunt in packs – not for protection, but for overwhelming force. ALSO DISCUSSED * Centurion (2010) * The Coronation and Crowning of King Charles III & Queen Camilla (2023) * Dorian Gray (2009) * Evil Dead Rise (2023) * Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) * Night of the Living Dead (1968) * Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) * Tomorrow, When the War Began (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at...

Episode 181: Salt (2010)

May 06, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are here to sabotage your nuclear ambitions. ALSO DISCUSSED * Beau is Afraid (2023) * Evilspeak (1981) * The Expendables (2010) * The Expendables 2 (2012) * The Expendables 3 (2014) * Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) * Ice Cream Man (1995) * Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990) PITH TAKE * As You Like It (play, 1603) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.bl...

Episode 180: Scott Pilgrim vs The World (2010)

April 29, 2023 03:19 - 2 hours - 143 MB

We are Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson! We’re here to sell out and make money and stuff! ALSO DISCUSSED * An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) * Dog Soldiers (2002) * Extraordinary Tales (2013) * Howl (2015) * The Other Guys (2010) * Road Kill (2010) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 179: Inception (2010)

April 22, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 107 MB

BWAM! ALSO DISCUSSED * Despicable Me 3 (2017) * Dracula (1974) * Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves (2023) * Hawke (2010) * The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010) * The Vampire Bat (1933) PITH TAKE * Firewatch (video game, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Episode 178: Minions (2015)

April 15, 2023 03:00 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Harlly, Jeaun and Lawson are all so different, but they have one thing in common – they were born with flippers! ALSO DISCUSSED * Despicable Me (2010) * Despicable Me 2 (2013) * Dracula 3D (2012) * Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) * The Oxford Murders (2008) * Salvage (2009) * Scare Package II: Rad Chad’s Revenge (2022) * Shakespeare’s Globe: As You Like It (2010) PITH TAKE * The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (video game, 2006) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnow...

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