You've Been Warned
I Don't Even Own a Television
English - July 09, 2017 17:39 - 1 hour - 80.7 MB - ★★★★★ - 536 ratingsComedy Arts Books comedy fiction books humor Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
Answering the question "Wha happens when you try to write a taut horror-thriller but forget to finish it and just publish your initial collection of scenes and scenarios instead?" it's ... You Were Warned, a couple hundred pages of hard and fast incompetence from the minds of James "The Franchise Maker" Patterson and Howard Roughan, "The Freshmaker."
WARNING: this book makes zero sense. WARNING: it's impossible to explain the cliche-per-page rate here. WARNING: it says right on the cover not to look. It's good advice.
Anyway, this is our first experiment with the works of James Patterson, and, without saying too much ... this is now a James Patterson-cast. So please join us as we ignore the warnings and plunge ahead into an unadulterated world of positively portrayed adultery, laughing girlfriends snarking on scarfing sushi, visions of dead dads and pulsing body bags, and trucks named Bob. Sound good? No? Well, anyway, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Recommendations:
The works of Patricia Highsmith The Chrome Library Extension Netflix's "GLOW" "Girl, We Made a Promise" by Sunday Shoes "Photograph" by Def Leppard "Warning" by Notoroious BIGAnswering the question "Wha happens when you try to write a taut horror-thriller but forget to finish it and just publish your initial collection of scenes and scenarios instead?" it's ... You Were Warned, a couple hundred pages of hard and fast incompetence from the minds of James "The Franchise Maker" Patterson and Howard Roughan, "The Freshmaker."
WARNING: this book makes zero sense. WARNING: it's impossible to explain the cliche-per-page rate here. WARNING: it says right on the cover not to look. It's good advice.
Anyway, this is our first experiment with the works of James Patterson, and, without saying too much ... this is now a James Patterson-cast. So please join us as we ignore the warnings and plunge ahead into an unadulterated world of positively portrayed adultery, laughing girlfriends snarking on scarfing sushi, visions of dead dads and pulsing body bags, and trucks named Bob. Sound good? No? Well, anyway, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Recommendations:
The works of Patricia Highsmith The Chrome Library Extension Netflix's "GLOW" "Girl, We Made a Promise" by Sunday Shoes "Photograph" by Def Leppard "Warning" by Notoroious BIG