On today’s episode the elephants make up for the lack of a Friday episode by keeping it light and quick. First up, the January 6th commission is finally wrapping up which is nice because no one cares about it, then its a detour to the elephant’s shopping trip today where they encountered overpriced paper products.  Then its on to Trump’s NFT business which is both successful and off putting. Next - 25% of adults cannot read. This should be a larger story, but apparently no one would be able to read it anyways. Finally, a Florida man threw a Christmas tree at his wife after fighting about dinner - which holiday activities do you not enjoy? Which ones do you enjoy?